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(at wily's lab)

Wily: ha ha ha! my new geneticaly enhanced super clones are almost finished.

Nemesis: yo wily! Give me back those plans!

Wily: * murmers* Oh damn it. It's the Humor News cast. *normal talking* Oh girls, so nice of you to drop in.

Silverstiger: cut the crap! You know you took our idea!

Forte: So what if we did/

Strawberry: Listen; just give them back their plans so we can go home.

Wily: No way! For I am the most evilest villain!

Next thing we know Sigma drops in.

Sigma: What do you mean you're the most evil villian? At least I almost succeeded!

Cherry: la la la la la la.

Everybody: ..................................................................................

Cherry: la la la la la la.... ok I'm back. There was an urgent meeting. So what I miss?

Sigma: you didn't miss much. Right now we're just saying that we're the most evil.

Cherry: Oh ok.

Nemesis: ....well anyway... WE'RE THE MOST EVIL! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!!!!

Wily: What am I talking about, what are you talking about. I AM!!!

Sigma: HUH?!! NO WAY!

Silverstiger: It's war between the villains!

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(later)

Ribitta: Hello, I am Ribitta from DNN news and I am here live at the scene with Sigma, Wily, and the humor news cast. They are apparently fighting over who is the most evil. They are all on a rampage and the maverick hunters are just sitting here eating popcorn. Zero...X....what do you have to say for your selves? (Points camera towards X and Zero.

Zero: I never thought I would say this but I hope Sigma and Wily win.

X: yeah. The humor newscast has publicly humiliated us for the last time.

Ribitta: Oh come on! They're just a group of teenaged girls!

Zero: Excuse me but allow me to remind you...the are a group of very clever, sneaky, and evil girls.

Ribitta: Oh sorry my mistake.

X: All is forgiven.

Ribitta: Well anyway this...Hey! AAAHHHH

Narrator: I am sorry but we are having technical difficulties due to the fact that a rocket launcher has hit the camera. But for your entertainment, we have put together an emergency program just for this situation. Enjoy the film.

Other Narrator: Welcome to Japanese conversations with English subtitles. Here are our hosts! The fairies, Mr. Pippins and Mr.Piffins!!

Mr.Piffins: Watashi no tamogo yaki desu! (It is my omlet)

Mr. Pippins: iie! Watashi no tamogo yaki desu! (No! It is my omlet!)

Mr. Piffins: Nani? (What?)

Mr.Pippins: hie ( Yes)

Mr. Piffins: BAKA!! IIE!! Watashi no tamogo yaki desu! (JERK, NO!! It is my omlet! )

Mr. Pippins: Baka no Baka des! watashi no tamogo yaki desu! ( You stupid ideot! It's my omlet!)

Mr. Piffins: ...er...um...Watashi wa tamogo yaki . ( er....um....I am an omlet)

Mr. Pippins: Nani! Baka Yaroo desu ( What! you are a stupid fool)

Mr. Piffins: Hai! Watashi wa Baka Yaroo! ( yes! I am a stupid fool )

Mr. Pippins: ...baka. (ideot) *walks off stage*

Other narrator: that was Japanese conversations with English subtitles. with you hosts! The fairies, Mr. Pippins and Mr.Piffins!!

Narrator: We are now back with DNN News!

Ribitta: Sorry for that little delay. Anyway you missed the entire fight. Man it was cool too. There were limbs of innocent bystander flying everywhere, crushed bones, blood, and human organs, some buildings collapsed too. And the winner of the entire fight is....drum roll please dun dun dun dun! Humor Newscast!!...Don't ask...I better go. Zero and X need a moment.

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(back at humor news)

Nemesis: Hi we're back and now have the title of the most evil!

Silverstiger: This is Silversitger!

Nemesis: and Nemesis

Silverstiger and Nemesis: Singing off!

Narrator: That was Humor News! Sponsered by oxy moron! Oxy for Ox! And Moron for the people who bye the product. And sponsored by the Game Show Where You Lose You Die! Hosted by Zero...don't ask why he sponsors us...and definitely don't ask why he went insane in the first place....but it has something to do with this show...So...up....tootles!