Dislcaimer: *sniff* we don't own anything
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Narrator: Hello! And welcome back to Humor News! Sponsored by Oxy Moron! Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the poduct. The Game Show Where You Lose You Die! where you lose you Die! And of course The Box of Rocks! The only thing that sponsors us that you can actualy have a good inteligent coversation with!
Here's your Hostesses! Nemesis and Silverstiger!!!!
Nemesis: Hello and welcome back to Humor News!
Silverstiger: Today we have a a special story for you guys!...um...where's Strawberry?
Nemesis: I don't know....Cherry?
Cherry:...la la la la la la la.
Nemesis:....So...um...Camera guy?
Camera guy: .... She's getting changed.
Silverstiger: But she already go changed into a new dress.
Camera guy: Well she said it was sooooo 5 minutes ago so she changed.
Nemesis:...Well....er....can you hand us the story?
Camera guy:... Sure what heck. *hands papers to Nemesis and Silverstiger*
Nemesis:...OK! For todays special story we have...drum roll please.
*drum rool*
Nemesis: Zero vs. The Dentist!
Silverstiger: bum bum bum...eth.
Strawberry: Ok I'm back here's your sto...ry.
Nemesis: Camera guy already gave us the story.
Strawberry: *looks at camera guy* YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!! *starts beating the holly crap out of camera guy.*
Silverstiger: ...Well looks like we're going to have to report this one, Nemesis....Nemesis?
Nemesis: GO STRAWBERRY!!! KICK HIS A...
Silverstiger: NEMESIS!!!!
Nemesis: what?
Silverstiger: We need to report this story.
Nemesis: ...oh....Just one sec....GO STRAWBERRY!!!!....Ok let's go....Strawberry after you're done killing the camera guy check on our evil clones ok!
*Maverick hunter base.*
X: Come on Zero.
Zero: NO!!!
Alia: Get in the car!
Zero: NO!!! I'm not going.
X: what's a matter? Don't tell me that the brave Maverick Hunter Zero is too scared to visit the Dentist.
Zero: What did you just say?! I'm not scared! I just don't fell like it. Why would I be so scared over some guy that cleans people's teethe and fix cavities!....with their...scary metal utensils.....
X: -_-
Alia: Iris is there.
In a flash Zero ran into the car.
X: ...
Alia: I knew that would work. Lucky me I installed the seatbelts to open only at my command.
X: Good thinking.
*at the detist*
Zero: *hanging onto the car for dear life* I DON'T WANT TO GO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO!!! MOMMY!!!
X: Let go of the car Zero!
Alia: People are watching.
X: ZERO!!!!
Zero: I DON'T WANT TO GO!! * OOF*
Alia: *holding a baseball bat* told you it would work.
X: -_-
Alia: *drags Zero into the 88 story building*
X:* Follows.*
*from inside the back seat*
Nemesis: Hello, we are here at the dentist with Zero, X, and Alia.
Silverstiger: Nemesis...
Nemesis:...huh?
Silverstiger: I...can't....breathe.
Nemesis: *realizes the microphone cord was wrapped around her neck.* ....sorry. *unwraps it*
Silvertiger: No prob.
Nemesis and Silverstiger: *follows inside the building*
*on the top floor*
X: *comes out of dentist room* Ok Zero it's your turn.
Zero: *who has been twitching the entire time* ...o...okay. *Walks in*
X: *takes a seet next to Alia* To think...he's only getting his teeth cleaned.
Alia: ...um...X?
X: huh?
Alia: Are those two who I think they are. *points to two people right infront of them*
Nemesis: SHHH! they'll never find us.
X: What are you two doing hear?
Silverstiger: How did you guys find us.
Alia: *looks at X*
X: yes Alia...they really are that stupid.
Alia: I know...we've met. *remembering her experience with the interview,*
*inside the Dentist room*
Zero: *Laying in the chair nervously*
Dentist lady: So you're knew hear right?
Zero: ...yeah....
Dentist lady: What happened to your last dentist?
Zero: *remebering his last dentist*
*flash back*
Zero: GET THAT DRILL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Dentist: Sit down already.
Zero: NO WAY!! * pulls out Z-saber*
Dentist: PUT THAT AWAY!!
Zero: MAKE ME!!!! *slash, slice, dice, see's limbs flying all over the place*
*end of flash back*
Zero: ...............................I can't remember.
Dentist lady: Well open wide.
Zero: ... *keeps mouth shut*
Dentist lady: C'mon, open your mouth. It's just a cleaning.
Zero: *shakes head*
Dentist: Don't play games with me. Open your mouth.
Zero: I don't wanna.
Dentist: OPEN!!
Zero: NO!!
Dentist: NOW!!
Zero: MAKE ME!!!
*in the back round you can see Nemesis and Silverstiger opening the door, Then the camera views right in front of them.*
Nemesis: Just wait till he finds out what this dentist's nick name is. *hears Zero scream in the backround*
Silverstiger: I think he has a pretty good idea. * Hears Zero scream again*
Nemesis: It happens.
*back inside the room*
Zero: OW!
Dentist: You do realize that you have five cavities so far?
Zero: .... so?
Dentist: That means more dental work in the future.
Zero: *sinks deeper into the chair* ...damn.
Dentist: It's also not good because I don't use the gas. I'm a good old fashing novicane shot giver. ^_^
Zero: ...I hate you..
Dentist: Most people do. NOW OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY BITING MY FINGERS!
Zero: But I don't wanna
Dentist: OPEN!! *threatens him with the tooth drill*
Zero: *shoots open his mouth*
Dentist: Works every time ^_^
*and hour later*
Zero: *walks out to see Nemesis and Silverstiger* ....
Nemesis: ...um...Hi...
Zero: *KICK*
Nemesis and Silvertiger: *goes shooting out the window* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BAM*
Nemesis: ...ow...
Silvertiger: .................ow.
Nemsis: *shakes fist up at the window* WE'LL BE BACK!!!!
*back at the humor news building*
Nemsis and silverstiger walk in.
Silverstiger: Don't worry folks. He's gonna get it when he has to go back for those caveties.
Nemesis: Well anyway....Strawberry, are our new clones ready yet?
Strawberry: ...um...well they were just born an hour after you left so yep...they're ready *laughs nervously*
Nemesis:...what happened.
Cherry: Well you see....I was in la la land agian...an...well.... I accidently hit a button......
Silverstiger: what button?
Nemesis: Don't tell me they're loose!
Strawberry: No...they're not loose.
Nemesis: Well then what's wrong.
Strawberry and cherry moves out of the way to reveal clones of Zero and X sitting on the desk...only they're chibis and five inches tall.
Chibi X: HIIII *waves*
Chibi Zero: I ungry.
Nemesis: Strawberry...they talk like three year olds.
Strawberry: and they kind of act like three year olds too. *laughs nervously.
Silverstiger: ...well....at least they're...kind of cute ^_^.
Cherry: And they're fun to play hide and seek with ^_^.
Nemesis: i say we keep them! ^_^
Silverstiger: YAY!!!
Nemesis: and we shall call them the chibi chibis.
Chibi Zero: ...i till ungry,
Chibi Zero: ackers!!
Nemesis: ...um...strawberry?....what's an acker?
Strawberry: They mean crackers. They can't get enough of them.
Nemesis: ...oh...this is going to be harder than I thought.
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AN: I hope you like that chapter. And yes those chibis are now part of the show. Arn't they cute!! ^_^
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Narrator: Hello! And welcome back to Humor News! Sponsored by Oxy Moron! Oxy for Ox and Moron for the people who by the poduct. The Game Show Where You Lose You Die! where you lose you Die! And of course The Box of Rocks! The only thing that sponsors us that you can actualy have a good inteligent coversation with!
Here's your Hostesses! Nemesis and Silverstiger!!!!
Nemesis: Hello and welcome back to Humor News!
Silverstiger: Today we have a a special story for you guys!...um...where's Strawberry?
Nemesis: I don't know....Cherry?
Cherry:...la la la la la la la.
Nemesis:....So...um...Camera guy?
Camera guy: .... She's getting changed.
Silverstiger: But she already go changed into a new dress.
Camera guy: Well she said it was sooooo 5 minutes ago so she changed.
Nemesis:...Well....er....can you hand us the story?
Camera guy:... Sure what heck. *hands papers to Nemesis and Silverstiger*
Nemesis:...OK! For todays special story we have...drum roll please.
*drum rool*
Nemesis: Zero vs. The Dentist!
Silverstiger: bum bum bum...eth.
Strawberry: Ok I'm back here's your sto...ry.
Nemesis: Camera guy already gave us the story.
Strawberry: *looks at camera guy* YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!! *starts beating the holly crap out of camera guy.*
Silverstiger: ...Well looks like we're going to have to report this one, Nemesis....Nemesis?
Nemesis: GO STRAWBERRY!!! KICK HIS A...
Silverstiger: NEMESIS!!!!
Nemesis: what?
Silverstiger: We need to report this story.
Nemesis: ...oh....Just one sec....GO STRAWBERRY!!!!....Ok let's go....Strawberry after you're done killing the camera guy check on our evil clones ok!
*Maverick hunter base.*
X: Come on Zero.
Zero: NO!!!
Alia: Get in the car!
Zero: NO!!! I'm not going.
X: what's a matter? Don't tell me that the brave Maverick Hunter Zero is too scared to visit the Dentist.
Zero: What did you just say?! I'm not scared! I just don't fell like it. Why would I be so scared over some guy that cleans people's teethe and fix cavities!....with their...scary metal utensils.....
X: -_-
Alia: Iris is there.
In a flash Zero ran into the car.
X: ...
Alia: I knew that would work. Lucky me I installed the seatbelts to open only at my command.
X: Good thinking.
*at the detist*
Zero: *hanging onto the car for dear life* I DON'T WANT TO GO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO!!! MOMMY!!!
X: Let go of the car Zero!
Alia: People are watching.
X: ZERO!!!!
Zero: I DON'T WANT TO GO!! * OOF*
Alia: *holding a baseball bat* told you it would work.
X: -_-
Alia: *drags Zero into the 88 story building*
X:* Follows.*
*from inside the back seat*
Nemesis: Hello, we are here at the dentist with Zero, X, and Alia.
Silverstiger: Nemesis...
Nemesis:...huh?
Silverstiger: I...can't....breathe.
Nemesis: *realizes the microphone cord was wrapped around her neck.* ....sorry. *unwraps it*
Silvertiger: No prob.
Nemesis and Silverstiger: *follows inside the building*
*on the top floor*
X: *comes out of dentist room* Ok Zero it's your turn.
Zero: *who has been twitching the entire time* ...o...okay. *Walks in*
X: *takes a seet next to Alia* To think...he's only getting his teeth cleaned.
Alia: ...um...X?
X: huh?
Alia: Are those two who I think they are. *points to two people right infront of them*
Nemesis: SHHH! they'll never find us.
X: What are you two doing hear?
Silverstiger: How did you guys find us.
Alia: *looks at X*
X: yes Alia...they really are that stupid.
Alia: I know...we've met. *remembering her experience with the interview,*
*inside the Dentist room*
Zero: *Laying in the chair nervously*
Dentist lady: So you're knew hear right?
Zero: ...yeah....
Dentist lady: What happened to your last dentist?
Zero: *remebering his last dentist*
*flash back*
Zero: GET THAT DRILL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Dentist: Sit down already.
Zero: NO WAY!! * pulls out Z-saber*
Dentist: PUT THAT AWAY!!
Zero: MAKE ME!!!! *slash, slice, dice, see's limbs flying all over the place*
*end of flash back*
Zero: ...............................I can't remember.
Dentist lady: Well open wide.
Zero: ... *keeps mouth shut*
Dentist lady: C'mon, open your mouth. It's just a cleaning.
Zero: *shakes head*
Dentist: Don't play games with me. Open your mouth.
Zero: I don't wanna.
Dentist: OPEN!!
Zero: NO!!
Dentist: NOW!!
Zero: MAKE ME!!!
*in the back round you can see Nemesis and Silverstiger opening the door, Then the camera views right in front of them.*
Nemesis: Just wait till he finds out what this dentist's nick name is. *hears Zero scream in the backround*
Silverstiger: I think he has a pretty good idea. * Hears Zero scream again*
Nemesis: It happens.
*back inside the room*
Zero: OW!
Dentist: You do realize that you have five cavities so far?
Zero: .... so?
Dentist: That means more dental work in the future.
Zero: *sinks deeper into the chair* ...damn.
Dentist: It's also not good because I don't use the gas. I'm a good old fashing novicane shot giver. ^_^
Zero: ...I hate you..
Dentist: Most people do. NOW OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY BITING MY FINGERS!
Zero: But I don't wanna
Dentist: OPEN!! *threatens him with the tooth drill*
Zero: *shoots open his mouth*
Dentist: Works every time ^_^
*and hour later*
Zero: *walks out to see Nemesis and Silverstiger* ....
Nemesis: ...um...Hi...
Zero: *KICK*
Nemesis and Silvertiger: *goes shooting out the window* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BAM*
Nemesis: ...ow...
Silvertiger: .................ow.
Nemsis: *shakes fist up at the window* WE'LL BE BACK!!!!
*back at the humor news building*
Nemsis and silverstiger walk in.
Silverstiger: Don't worry folks. He's gonna get it when he has to go back for those caveties.
Nemesis: Well anyway....Strawberry, are our new clones ready yet?
Strawberry: ...um...well they were just born an hour after you left so yep...they're ready *laughs nervously*
Nemesis:...what happened.
Cherry: Well you see....I was in la la land agian...an...well.... I accidently hit a button......
Silverstiger: what button?
Nemesis: Don't tell me they're loose!
Strawberry: No...they're not loose.
Nemesis: Well then what's wrong.
Strawberry and cherry moves out of the way to reveal clones of Zero and X sitting on the desk...only they're chibis and five inches tall.
Chibi X: HIIII *waves*
Chibi Zero: I ungry.
Nemesis: Strawberry...they talk like three year olds.
Strawberry: and they kind of act like three year olds too. *laughs nervously.
Silverstiger: ...well....at least they're...kind of cute ^_^.
Cherry: And they're fun to play hide and seek with ^_^.
Nemesis: i say we keep them! ^_^
Silverstiger: YAY!!!
Nemesis: and we shall call them the chibi chibis.
Chibi Zero: ...i till ungry,
Chibi Zero: ackers!!
Nemesis: ...um...strawberry?....what's an acker?
Strawberry: They mean crackers. They can't get enough of them.
Nemesis: ...oh...this is going to be harder than I thought.
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AN: I hope you like that chapter. And yes those chibis are now part of the show. Arn't they cute!! ^_^
