Star Warped
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the characters (I wish I owned one but we won't go into that…) and I don't own anything that might seem familiar! Ok? OK!
A/N: Hi. This story was started out of pure boredom over the summer. Don't flame me to bad. Its my first crossover fic. Oh, and I apologize for any spelling errors in advance. THANK YOU!
Chapter 1- Opening Credits
*little blue words flash*
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
*Star Wars Theme plays*
STAR WARPED
Episode II²
Another Meaningless Story
After the Jedi's exploits on Geonosis, more trouble is brewing on the planet of Coruscant, but of a different kind. Nine mysterious travelers have been discovered wandering around the planet and causing trouble. These travelers are believed, by some, to be spies and/or assistants to the Separatists.
The Senate has decided to hunt out these miscreants and question them. Two Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker have been assigned to this task. But they must be ever careful, for no one, not even Yoda, can see if the claims made by the Senators are true or false.
Meanwhile, on Naboo, Padmè Amidala waits for Anakin to return to her and his new home. She stays patiently there while her husband travels far away, pondering what will happen when these travelers are found. Will the capture of these people be the breaking point between the Republic and the Separatists…
*Little words fade out. A large transport ship is seen moving toward the planet of Coruscant*
"I don't see why we have to go back to Coruscant so soon Master. Couldn't we have stayed on Naboo just a little bit longer?" Anakin asked. "The Jedi Council needs our help, my young apprentice, and we cannot disobey them." Obi-Wan replied. His padawan rose quickly from his seat and went to socialize with some of the other passengers. It was obvious he was frustrated with his master's decision to go to Coruscant. The aging Jedi Master leaned back in his seat, he wasn't able to get comfortable, something was troubling him. Something about the reason he was being brought back to Coruscant. His eyes closed and his brow furrowed as he retreated deeply into his thoughts. However, his apprentice seemed to have no worries, or at least he wasn't showing it. He was currently occupied in a game of logic with another passenger. Obi-Wan chuckled to himself as Anakin made a foolish move, not analyzing the situation before making his move.
The engines began to slow as they began to descend upon the planet that was all one city. He gazed absent-mindedly out of his window and for a brief moment, he could have sworn he saw some weirdo wearing tights and shiny golden hair that almost touched his waist. Obi-Wan blinked and rubbed his eyes, almost positive that he was going crazy. But when he looked back in the direction where the man stood, there was nothing there but the empty, gray top of a skyscraper. 'The altitude must be getting to me,' he thought to himself as the ship slowed and hovered about five feet off the ground before lowering itself onto the paved landing pad.
A familiar scene met the eyes of the Jedi as they stepped of the transport, tall buildings as far as the eye could see, surrounded by thousands of hover-cars and speeders zooming past in the streets. To top it all off, there was Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, smiling at them from the other side of the landing platform. His hair was thinner since the last time they saw him and it seemed as if he had had an accident with his makeup, because his face was almost totally white and he had dark circles under his eyes. Yet he was smiling all the same. Obi-Wan felt Anakin's surprise when he saw the Chancellor and shot him a warning glance. "Greetings Master Kenobi and my dear young Skywalker." He said when they were in earshot. Obi-Wan and Anakin bowed politely in reply. "I suppose you are here to report to the Jedi Council." Obi-Wan nodded. Anakin trailed behind them slowly. "Yes," Palpatine said, "There have been quite a few problems here since you left for Geonosis." They continued their chatter as Anakin followed. None of this really concerned him, so he started daydreaming. A song started running through his head, one that he had heard before, although it seemed unfamiliar to him.
Guess who's Back.
Back again
Shady's back,
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
The song was driven from his mind as he ran into a large pole in the interior of the building. He stammered backwards, holding his head. For a moment, he saw strange images dart in front of him. Small people with hairy feet, a man older than him wearing tights, two people who hadn't bathed in years and a guy with a large gray beard wearing a really spiffy hat. "Anakin!" The voice of his master brought him painfully back to his senses. Obi-Wan was staring at him in disbelief and Palpatine was watching him over Obi-Wan's shoulder. He felt his face flush red as he stood up and followed the two older men out onto another landing platform where Obi-Wan and he climbed into a small speeder. A moment later they were on their way to the Jedi Temple, where they would receive their next assignment.
~*~
A/N: So? Did you like it? I hope you did. This chapter didn't have that much humor in it, but I didn't want this story to seem really stupid and have Anakin act high and start doing cartwheels or anything. There will probably be more humor in the next chapter, considering all the things that I could have them encounter while looking for the 'mysterious travelers.' I hope that yall at least have a little bit of an idea of who they are, if not, then I'm sorry. If I gave yall anymore hints I'd have to flat-out tell you who they were. Anyway, this first chapter was really short, but the next one will be longer! Tell me what you think of it! I don't really like flames, and as put by another fanfic writer, "All flames will be extinguished with a very small squirtgun"
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the characters (I wish I owned one but we won't go into that…) and I don't own anything that might seem familiar! Ok? OK!
A/N: Hi. This story was started out of pure boredom over the summer. Don't flame me to bad. Its my first crossover fic. Oh, and I apologize for any spelling errors in advance. THANK YOU!
Chapter 1- Opening Credits
*little blue words flash*
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
*Star Wars Theme plays*
STAR WARPED
Episode II²
Another Meaningless Story
After the Jedi's exploits on Geonosis, more trouble is brewing on the planet of Coruscant, but of a different kind. Nine mysterious travelers have been discovered wandering around the planet and causing trouble. These travelers are believed, by some, to be spies and/or assistants to the Separatists.
The Senate has decided to hunt out these miscreants and question them. Two Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker have been assigned to this task. But they must be ever careful, for no one, not even Yoda, can see if the claims made by the Senators are true or false.
Meanwhile, on Naboo, Padmè Amidala waits for Anakin to return to her and his new home. She stays patiently there while her husband travels far away, pondering what will happen when these travelers are found. Will the capture of these people be the breaking point between the Republic and the Separatists…
*Little words fade out. A large transport ship is seen moving toward the planet of Coruscant*
"I don't see why we have to go back to Coruscant so soon Master. Couldn't we have stayed on Naboo just a little bit longer?" Anakin asked. "The Jedi Council needs our help, my young apprentice, and we cannot disobey them." Obi-Wan replied. His padawan rose quickly from his seat and went to socialize with some of the other passengers. It was obvious he was frustrated with his master's decision to go to Coruscant. The aging Jedi Master leaned back in his seat, he wasn't able to get comfortable, something was troubling him. Something about the reason he was being brought back to Coruscant. His eyes closed and his brow furrowed as he retreated deeply into his thoughts. However, his apprentice seemed to have no worries, or at least he wasn't showing it. He was currently occupied in a game of logic with another passenger. Obi-Wan chuckled to himself as Anakin made a foolish move, not analyzing the situation before making his move.
The engines began to slow as they began to descend upon the planet that was all one city. He gazed absent-mindedly out of his window and for a brief moment, he could have sworn he saw some weirdo wearing tights and shiny golden hair that almost touched his waist. Obi-Wan blinked and rubbed his eyes, almost positive that he was going crazy. But when he looked back in the direction where the man stood, there was nothing there but the empty, gray top of a skyscraper. 'The altitude must be getting to me,' he thought to himself as the ship slowed and hovered about five feet off the ground before lowering itself onto the paved landing pad.
A familiar scene met the eyes of the Jedi as they stepped of the transport, tall buildings as far as the eye could see, surrounded by thousands of hover-cars and speeders zooming past in the streets. To top it all off, there was Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, smiling at them from the other side of the landing platform. His hair was thinner since the last time they saw him and it seemed as if he had had an accident with his makeup, because his face was almost totally white and he had dark circles under his eyes. Yet he was smiling all the same. Obi-Wan felt Anakin's surprise when he saw the Chancellor and shot him a warning glance. "Greetings Master Kenobi and my dear young Skywalker." He said when they were in earshot. Obi-Wan and Anakin bowed politely in reply. "I suppose you are here to report to the Jedi Council." Obi-Wan nodded. Anakin trailed behind them slowly. "Yes," Palpatine said, "There have been quite a few problems here since you left for Geonosis." They continued their chatter as Anakin followed. None of this really concerned him, so he started daydreaming. A song started running through his head, one that he had heard before, although it seemed unfamiliar to him.
Guess who's Back.
Back again
Shady's back,
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
The song was driven from his mind as he ran into a large pole in the interior of the building. He stammered backwards, holding his head. For a moment, he saw strange images dart in front of him. Small people with hairy feet, a man older than him wearing tights, two people who hadn't bathed in years and a guy with a large gray beard wearing a really spiffy hat. "Anakin!" The voice of his master brought him painfully back to his senses. Obi-Wan was staring at him in disbelief and Palpatine was watching him over Obi-Wan's shoulder. He felt his face flush red as he stood up and followed the two older men out onto another landing platform where Obi-Wan and he climbed into a small speeder. A moment later they were on their way to the Jedi Temple, where they would receive their next assignment.
~*~
A/N: So? Did you like it? I hope you did. This chapter didn't have that much humor in it, but I didn't want this story to seem really stupid and have Anakin act high and start doing cartwheels or anything. There will probably be more humor in the next chapter, considering all the things that I could have them encounter while looking for the 'mysterious travelers.' I hope that yall at least have a little bit of an idea of who they are, if not, then I'm sorry. If I gave yall anymore hints I'd have to flat-out tell you who they were. Anyway, this first chapter was really short, but the next one will be longer! Tell me what you think of it! I don't really like flames, and as put by another fanfic writer, "All flames will be extinguished with a very small squirtgun"
