Star Warped
Episode II²
Disclaimer: Ok, I'm back…again. I don't own anything except for a TV and a bunch of movies. As for this story, I own nothing, nada, capiesh?
A/N: Hi again peoples. Ok, the first chapter sucked. But hey! All First chapters suck. Anywho, once again, I'm sitting in front of my computer typing in my PJ's at 3 in the afternoon. Oh well. I hope you're enjoying my story! Oh, and Don't Kick My Dog, I'll try and include a pretty-boy fight. n.n
Chapter 2- A Whole New World
Frodo looked around, dazed and confused. He and the other members of the fellowship were quite lost. The last thing they remembered was that Gandalf was about to fight the Barlog in Moria. Frodo's eyes skimmed the heads of his companions to make sure that they were all here. Three heads full of curls, Merry, Pippin, and Sam were there. Three tangled messes, Aragorn, Boromir, and Gimli, were here. And finally, a blinding head of blonde and the tip of a blue hat, Legolas and Gandalf were there. "But how did we get here?" Frodo thought out loud. "Where is here?" Boromir asked. "Where is where??" Pippin asked. "No," Boromir said, "Where is here." "Where is HERE!" Pippin exclaimed, "Where? Where is Here? I don't see him anywhere?" The fellowship watched them for a moment before a large speeder headed straight for them rudely interrupted their fun. Frodo screamed like a girl and lay flat on the ground, the others followed suit. The driver shook his fist at them and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" before speeding away.
When they had recovered from the initial shock of the speeder incident, Aragorn, being the leader, suggested the brilliant idea that they find out where they were. Boromir stepped forward, "Hey! Who elected you leader of this outfit?!" he said. "Ever since we've followed you, all we've gotten was trouble!" "Well, I figured it should be the one capable of abstract thought, but if that's not the case, then heck! Let's put it to a vote!" Aragorn replied. "Well I'm voting for yours truly!" Boromir snapped. "Well, I'm voting for 'yours truly' too!" They all looked to Frodo. "Well," he said, "I'm with you fellas."
The argument went on for some time, but was stopped by the voice of reason, Gandalf. They all decided that they really did need to know where they were before they did anything else. So, they all stopped bickering and took a good look at their surroundings for the first time. They were high, VERY high, higher than any of them had ever been before, except maybe Gandalf. (Double meaning! n.~) They were standing outside on a large gray platform made out of hard metal. They saw a door leading into a large building to their left. Then they noticed the large starship that was about to land on the platform. They decided to run inside, it was to dangerous outdoors.
When they were in the building, they found that it had one large, round, major chamber full of little floating platforms. They found an empty one and decided to wait there until they decided what to do next. Suddenly, they became aware of several other people, and things, in the room as well. As always, Pippin got bored and started playing with little buttons at the front of the platform. It began to move, slowly at first, and then faster towards the center of the room where an old man was seated. The man looked up, and in a raspy voice said, "The council has not recognized the chair from Nebula." Talking suddenly erupted in the room, cries of disbelief and of anger. Another platform came forward. One of the people on it spoke loudly so that everyone in the room could hear, "Fellow senators! The chair from Nebula has been recognized, but they are part of the separatist movement! We cannot trust what they say! It can only be lies!" More cheers erupted with these words. Aragorn shot Pippin a dirty look, "Try and figure out how to get us off of this thing!" Aragorn whispered urgently. Pippin nodded and began to fiddle with the controls again. Frodo suddenly jumped and started screaming the something touched him. "Pippin! What'd you do!" He screeched. Sam, who was standing next to him, had an evil grin on his face. Pippin started to protest, but Aragorn kicked him to keep his mouth shut. The platform started to move in reverse, but Pippin stared at it in alarm. "I didn't do it!" he said. "Of course you didn't" said a voice from behind him. "I did." He turned around and saw his cousin Merry, smiling as usual. "But…but…I wanted to be the hero!" Pippin said. "If we had to count on you to save us, we'd all be doomed." Merry replied. As the platform clicked into place on a small platform, a door opened, revealing two men with blasters. "Ok, all of you, hands on your head! And no silly stuff!" Frodo looked to Boromir, Boromir looked to Aragorn, Aragorn looked to Gandalf, Gandalf said simply, "RUN!" With that, Legolas whipped out his bow and shot to arrows at the guards, killing them instantly. This caused much commotion in the vast hall, the old man was banging a small hammer on his desk calling for order. "What an odd fellow…" Pippin said as they raced down the hall. "Look who's talking!" Merry called from behind.
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A/N: Yes I know, another short chapter. SORRY! Well anyway, The next one will be the one where Obi and Ani meet the fellowship. (Hopefully I'll get some good ideas!) Please R&R! Thank you! n.n
Episode II²
Disclaimer: Ok, I'm back…again. I don't own anything except for a TV and a bunch of movies. As for this story, I own nothing, nada, capiesh?
A/N: Hi again peoples. Ok, the first chapter sucked. But hey! All First chapters suck. Anywho, once again, I'm sitting in front of my computer typing in my PJ's at 3 in the afternoon. Oh well. I hope you're enjoying my story! Oh, and Don't Kick My Dog, I'll try and include a pretty-boy fight. n.n
Chapter 2- A Whole New World
Frodo looked around, dazed and confused. He and the other members of the fellowship were quite lost. The last thing they remembered was that Gandalf was about to fight the Barlog in Moria. Frodo's eyes skimmed the heads of his companions to make sure that they were all here. Three heads full of curls, Merry, Pippin, and Sam were there. Three tangled messes, Aragorn, Boromir, and Gimli, were here. And finally, a blinding head of blonde and the tip of a blue hat, Legolas and Gandalf were there. "But how did we get here?" Frodo thought out loud. "Where is here?" Boromir asked. "Where is where??" Pippin asked. "No," Boromir said, "Where is here." "Where is HERE!" Pippin exclaimed, "Where? Where is Here? I don't see him anywhere?" The fellowship watched them for a moment before a large speeder headed straight for them rudely interrupted their fun. Frodo screamed like a girl and lay flat on the ground, the others followed suit. The driver shook his fist at them and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" before speeding away.
When they had recovered from the initial shock of the speeder incident, Aragorn, being the leader, suggested the brilliant idea that they find out where they were. Boromir stepped forward, "Hey! Who elected you leader of this outfit?!" he said. "Ever since we've followed you, all we've gotten was trouble!" "Well, I figured it should be the one capable of abstract thought, but if that's not the case, then heck! Let's put it to a vote!" Aragorn replied. "Well I'm voting for yours truly!" Boromir snapped. "Well, I'm voting for 'yours truly' too!" They all looked to Frodo. "Well," he said, "I'm with you fellas."
The argument went on for some time, but was stopped by the voice of reason, Gandalf. They all decided that they really did need to know where they were before they did anything else. So, they all stopped bickering and took a good look at their surroundings for the first time. They were high, VERY high, higher than any of them had ever been before, except maybe Gandalf. (Double meaning! n.~) They were standing outside on a large gray platform made out of hard metal. They saw a door leading into a large building to their left. Then they noticed the large starship that was about to land on the platform. They decided to run inside, it was to dangerous outdoors.
When they were in the building, they found that it had one large, round, major chamber full of little floating platforms. They found an empty one and decided to wait there until they decided what to do next. Suddenly, they became aware of several other people, and things, in the room as well. As always, Pippin got bored and started playing with little buttons at the front of the platform. It began to move, slowly at first, and then faster towards the center of the room where an old man was seated. The man looked up, and in a raspy voice said, "The council has not recognized the chair from Nebula." Talking suddenly erupted in the room, cries of disbelief and of anger. Another platform came forward. One of the people on it spoke loudly so that everyone in the room could hear, "Fellow senators! The chair from Nebula has been recognized, but they are part of the separatist movement! We cannot trust what they say! It can only be lies!" More cheers erupted with these words. Aragorn shot Pippin a dirty look, "Try and figure out how to get us off of this thing!" Aragorn whispered urgently. Pippin nodded and began to fiddle with the controls again. Frodo suddenly jumped and started screaming the something touched him. "Pippin! What'd you do!" He screeched. Sam, who was standing next to him, had an evil grin on his face. Pippin started to protest, but Aragorn kicked him to keep his mouth shut. The platform started to move in reverse, but Pippin stared at it in alarm. "I didn't do it!" he said. "Of course you didn't" said a voice from behind him. "I did." He turned around and saw his cousin Merry, smiling as usual. "But…but…I wanted to be the hero!" Pippin said. "If we had to count on you to save us, we'd all be doomed." Merry replied. As the platform clicked into place on a small platform, a door opened, revealing two men with blasters. "Ok, all of you, hands on your head! And no silly stuff!" Frodo looked to Boromir, Boromir looked to Aragorn, Aragorn looked to Gandalf, Gandalf said simply, "RUN!" With that, Legolas whipped out his bow and shot to arrows at the guards, killing them instantly. This caused much commotion in the vast hall, the old man was banging a small hammer on his desk calling for order. "What an odd fellow…" Pippin said as they raced down the hall. "Look who's talking!" Merry called from behind.
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A/N: Yes I know, another short chapter. SORRY! Well anyway, The next one will be the one where Obi and Ani meet the fellowship. (Hopefully I'll get some good ideas!) Please R&R! Thank you! n.n
