Star Warped

A/N: Hi everybody! I'm back! (Well, I got back almost two weeks ago but fanfiction was down *tear*) Anyway, its almost 10 in the morning and there's no one around to disturb me so I figured that I'd write the next chapter. n.n Hold on, I need music.hmmmm what should I listen to...*goes to dig through CD's that are at my dad's house* Oh! I can listen to the Beatles! lol! Long story.O! I took my friend to see LOTR 'cause she hadn't seen it yet, and we had SO much fun! We ate one of those giant popcorn buckets! I mean ALL of it! Yummers. She was laughing SO hard at the beginning b/c the first shot of Frodo makes him look SO gay! lol! 'The Look' Grace! LOL! Ok, anyway, on to the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm gonna make this short and sweet! I own absolutely NONE of the characters! I only own my own little twisted plot line! Everything else belongs to George Lucas and J.R.R. Tolkien. (I just noticed something, if Tolkien was alive, he'd freak at all the nasty things that people put on the internet referring to Frodo and Sam's "special" relationship. *cough* Onespoof.com *cough*)

Chapter 4- Baby You Can Dirve My Car!

Anakin looked down at the nine frightened people. "Who are you?" His master Obi-Wan demanded. Anakin frowned, he hated the way that Obi-Wan never congratulated him and would do things himself without any help or input from Anakin. His attention was drawn back to the group as a man who look as if he hadn't had a bath in years stood up. "I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn and this is the Fe-" He was abruptly cut off by the hand of one of his companions, which was now placed over his mouth to prevent him from speaking. "Pardon my friend," the blonde man said. He was the same height as Anakin but somehow seemed to stand taller. Obi-Wan and Anakin exchanged a meaningful glance. They were both thinking the same thing; what could have made the tall man cover the other's mouth? "What he's trying to say is that we're lost" said the blonde man. "I'm am Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. That's Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, Gandalf, and the four little ones are Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin." The other members of the group stared at Legolas in astonishment. He had just said the most words in a sentence that they'd ever heard him say. He looked very proud. Obi-Wan turned to his Padawan. "Anakin, we must take them to the Jedi Council for questioning." "Right" Anakin replied. "I'll get a car."

A little while later, they were all safely strapped in a hover car and heading for the Jedi Temple. Anakin turned on the radio and looked back in the craft. "What kind of music do you like?" He asked. "Elvish" They all said. Anakin's brow furrowed. "Ummm, I'll put it on the next best thing." He started flipping through channels. "Anakin," Obi-Wan said, "I'm driving, so I get to choose!" "But you chose last time!" Anakin said. "So?" Anakin saw that this was a battle that he couldn't win with words. So Obi-Wan set it on the oldies station, as always, and Anakin slumped back in his seat. Obi-Wan grinned as one of his favorite songs came on, 'Baby you can drive my car.' Anakin shuddered, he knew what was coming, and soon enough, "Baby you can drive my car!" His master started belting it out in the middle of the traffic lane. "Yes I'm gonna be a star!" Anakin tried to make himself invisible as he slipped a pair of earplugs in his ears. "Baby you can drive my car! And Baby I love you!" Obi-Wan was still singing. Only it sounded nothing like singing to Anakin, it was closer to a mortally wounded cow and by the expressions of the other people in the car; they shared the opinion. "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! YEA!"

When the song finally ended, he was able to sit a little bit straighter in his seat, Obi-Wan could be so embarrassing sometimes! Suddenly a Anakin heard a small voice from the back of the car. "Sam, I've got to go wee!" it said. "Frodo's got to go wee!" Said another, gradually getting closer to the front of the car. "He's gotta go wee!" said another. "He's gotta go wee!" "He's gotta go wee!" "He's gotta go wee Aragorn!" "Legolas, he's gotta go wee!" "Gandalf, he's gotta go wee!" Suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder and when he turned around he was face to face with the old man. "Frodo has to go wee" He said. Anakin was rather disturbed and he turned to his master. "Master Obi-Wan," he began. "Bum bum bum bum bum bum! Sail the ship!" Obi-Wan was still singing. "Master Obi-Wan!" He said a little louder. "Bum bum bum! Chop the tree!" Suddenly he stopped singing. "What?" he said. "One of the little people has to go wee." Anakin said, trying desperately to keep a straight face. Obi-Wan looked hard at Anakin, as if to make sure that this wasn't some kind of joke. "Well, we're almost to the Temple, he's gonna have to hold it." Anakin turned back to the old man, "I'm sorry, but we're almost to the Temple, he's gonna have to hold it!" The old man turned back to the blonde man, "Tell him he's gonna have to hold it." "Aragorn, he's gonna have to hold it." "Boromir, he's going to have to hold it." "Gimli, he's gonna have to hold it." The message spread through the car. "Merry, he's gonna have to hold it." "Pip, he's gonna have to hold it." "Sam, he's gonna have to hold it." "Sorry Mr. Frodo." Sam said. 'That's all right, I think I can hold it." Five minutes later Anakin heard the small voice again. "Sam, I've REALLY got to go wee!" "Master Frodo's REALLY got to go wee!" "Merry, Frodo's REALLY got to go wee!" Once again, the message was carried up to the front of the car. "Boromir, he's REALLY got to go wee!" "Aragorn, he's REALLY got to go wee!" "Legolas, he's REALLY got to go wee!" "Gandalf, he's REALLY got to go wee!" Once again, the old man tapped Anakin on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but he REALLY has to go wee." Anakin turned to his master once more, who was now approaching the parking lot of the Temple. "Excuse me master." "Not now Anakin! I'm trying to find a parking space!" he replied. "But Master, he's REALLY got to go wee!" "Look Anakin, we're almost there! He can wait five minutes while I find a place to park!" Anakin turned back to the old man once more. "We're going to find a place to park and then he can go wee" Once again, the word began to spread. "Aragorn, he's still got to wait." "Legolas, he's gonna have to hold it." "Boromir, he's gonna have to hold it." "Gimli, he's gonna have to hold it." "Merry, he's gonna have to hold it." "Pippin, he's gotta wait" "Sam, he's gotta hold it." "You're gonna have to hold it Mr. Frodo." Frodo started making little squeaking sounds kinda like the ones he make when he got stabbed by the Ringwraith. He's going cold!" Sam said. "Is he going to die?" Asked Pippin. "Sam, do you know the- wait a minute, haven't we already had this conversation?" They all stared at eachother for a moment before Frodo squeaked again. There was a yell from the front of the car. "We're here!" Shouted Obi-Wan. "Now, you can go wee!" he said. "Did you hear that Mr. Frodo? You can go wee!" Sam said. Frodo suddenly came out of his weird trance and smiled. He climbed out of the car and stood on the pavement. Then, without warning, he started twirling around in circles yelling "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" All the companions stared at Frodo and Obi-Wan and Anakin stood there with their jaws dropped. Perhaps they should have just said that they'd never found these crazy miscreants.

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A/N: Ok, there's that chapter! Now its 11:37 and I'm DONE! YAY! My dad has to use the computer so I'm getting kicked off. *tear* Oh! Had this been an anime fic, everyone would have falled over when Frodo started yelling 'Wee!' Oh, and don't ask why I put that in there. Its an old gs skit and Amanda and I were thinking of putting that in one of my stories! I might even put in Lumi sticks! n.~ Oh yea! Go Lumi sticks! n.n Can you imagine Obi-Wan and Anakin sitting on the floor with two sticks singing "Make new friends! But keep the old! One is silver and the other's gold!" I can! (It's a gift) Ok, well you can go and read worth-while stories now. But please review this one! I really like writing this one!