Star Warped
A/N: Whoa…once again, sorry for the long wait!!! Well here we go…this should be the final chapter! Thanks everyone for reading and reviewing!!!! *huggles* Oh………and sorry about the cheesy ending…n.n
Disclaimer: Yall know the drill…don't own anything! So you can't sue me! muahahaha!
Chapter 7- Don't Push the Big Red Button!
The members of the fellowship were stirred the next morning by the sound and smell of food cooking. "Tomaotes…" Pippin muttered as he emerged from the other room. "Sausages…" said a sleepy Frodo. "Nice…crispy…bacon…" Merry murmured right before he walked into a wall. As it turned out, Sam had started a fire in the middle of the small kitchen and was busily cooking over it.
Aragorn and Boromir, still angry about the scuffle the previous evening, came to sit by the fire as well. A little later, Gandalf and Gimli joined them and before long, all of them were singing camp songs. "Oh! I've got a good one!" squealed Aragorn.
Stay on the sunny side always on the sunny side!
Stay on the sunny side of life!
Na na na na na na
You will feel no pain as we drive you all insane
So stay on the sunny side of life!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ester!
Ester who?
ESTER BUNNY!
HAHA!
Stay on the sunny side always on the sunny side!
Stay on the sunny side of life!
Na na na na na na
You will feel no pain as we drive you all insane
So stay on the sunny side of life!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anatha!
Anatha who?
ANATHA ESTER BUNNY!
HAHA!
Stay on the sunny side always on the sunny side!
Stay on the sunny side of life!
Na na na na na na
You will feel no pain as we drive you all insane
So stay on the sunny side of life!
They're song was stopped abruptly however, by the entrance of Legolas into the room. He was still wearing his robe, only now his hair looked semi-normal and he had dark circles under his eyes. "Looks like someone hasn't put on their makeup today…" Sam whispered under his breath. Legolas shot him an icy stare. "Be silenced you fat zyzzyva!" "Zyzzyva?" Sam asked. Legolas shook his head and murmured something that sounded like, 'You should have read the bloopers when you had the chance…'
Before any of them had time to comprehend what Legolas had just said, the two Jedi came bursting through the door with little mini fire extinguishers in their hands.
"What the-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" cried Obi-Wan in dispair. He watched dumbfounded as Boromir hurriedly tried to shove the mini-ukulele he had been strumming into a pocket. "Having breakfast!" Pippin answered truthfully. Anakin was still standing in the doorway, staring at the elf. Suddenly, he burst out laughing. "Ahahahahahahahaha! I WIN!!!!!!!! I AM THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL!!! BUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"
Legolas' eyes filled with tears and he ran to the bathroom. Boromir rolled his eyes. "Not again!" Aragorn, on the other hand, ran to coax Legolas into coming out.
Four hours later, the fellowship was in yet another transport ship with the two Jedi, heading toward the Jedi Temple. Legolas had refused to come out until he had fixed his hair and gotten rid of the circles under his eyes. Anakin, who was sitting off in a corner by himself was still wondering who Obi-Wan had pissed off to be stuck with a job like this. Jedi weren't supposed to be chaperones! …were they?
Suddenly, the ship came to a slow stop and the fellowship plus Anakin and Obi-Wan exited. They walked quickly until they reached the room where the Jedi Council had assembled. To Obi-Wan's great surprise, there were also people there that he didn't recognize. Tall men in suits, black on the bottom and red on the top. They all had little com badges attached to their 'uniforms' as well. Yoda suddenly became aware of their presence and beckoned them forward into the center of the room. And so, the questioning began…
About 10 minutes later…Pippin was bored. Not, 'I'm bored…so I'm just gonna keep standing here' bored, but 'I'm bored…I feel like messing with something' bored. So, while the others were still paying attention, he quickly slipped over to where the men in uniform were standing. He wasn't quite sure how it happened…but one of their little badges was on the floor, so, being the Took that he is, he snatched it up and crept back to the rest of the group.
And it was then that he realized that if you pressed it, a voice could be heard from the other end. "Do you need to be beamed captain?" Said the little Scottish voice from the badge. Pippin stared at it and said softly, "Sure!" Suddenly, a bluish light surrounded all the members of the fellowship. And they dematerialized in front of the eyes of the stunned Jedi.
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Suddenly, the fellowship was standing in the middle of the Bridge of Kazhad-Dum, facing a very dazed looking Balrog. Evidently, they had transported right back where they started. Before any of them had any time to think about what happened, Gandalf shouted "Over the bridge! FLY!" And they ran.
~*End*~
A/N: Well…how'd yall like the incredibly cheesy end? Lol…well…now I can say that I finally finished something! YES! Well anyway…thanks so much for reading…really and honor…well…I'm out!
