"You guys are soooo not elves." sneered Andrew the most annoying kid in the
6th grade. "Like really who even likes LOTR"
"WE DO!!!!!" Laure and Miste the two tallest beings in the 6th grade, said in unison to their highly annoying classmate.
"You laugh at us because we're different, We laugh at you because you're all the same." "Whatever" replied Andrew and walked off to join his friends at the other end of the room leaving them in peace.
"He is SUCH an idiot."
"Tell me about it"
"I can't wait for TTT to come out." Miste said to Laure "Its sooo awesome."
"Ya I know, I can't wait to see FOTR at my house!!!"
"Ya that will be awesome OH NO I forgot the extended version!!!"
"Again? Oh well I should be getting it soon hopefully-" she was about to say more but was cut off by their teacher, Mr Cole. He was very strict but also very silly. Laure and Miste called him "The Gaffer". This was their theory about "The Gaffer" He once was a gardener hobbit. When he was going to his garden, he forgot his glasses in the house but didn't bother to go retrieve them. He had a cup of coffee in one hand and some Miracle Grow in the other one. He then accidentally drank the Miracle Grow instead of the coffee and got really tall. The coffee went to his potatoes. "GIRLS! GET TO YOUR LOCKERS!!" Laure and Miste quickly hurried to there lockers and discovered that another kid in their class, Max, had stolen the pictures from LOTR they had in their lockers. After giving back Miste's pictures he and Laure were engaged in a battle of yes, no.
"Give me back my pictures back Max!!!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes."
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"I'll tell the Gaffer you stole them"
"Fine" he replied and threw them at her stomping off.
"That was relatively easy considering he IS Max." mused Laure.
After gathering her things, (quicker than Laure as she was yelling at Max to give back her last picture) Miste headed off to her home room. She shot an icy glare with her deep brown eyes at Andrew, who sat in the desk right next to hers and sat down. Almost immediately after she sat down the bell rang and Laure hurried in her fifty pound bag clutched in her hand her hazel eyes filled with anger and her long brown hair swishing impatiently at her upper back. She sat down and announced to Miste,
"Max ripped my picture of Legolas."
"WHAT" replied the shocked Miste.
"It was the one you gave me" Laure said mournfully looking at the tattered remains of her photo of the eleven archer
"I'll print you a new one" "That's ok Ill get one from the internet"
"Ok if you're sure..."
"I'm sure" All of a sudden they heard a loud thumping from the other side of the room; they turned to see their other friend Vinde kicking the chair of Aaron, another boy in their class who sat right in front of her. As they watched they saw him turn around and start to spasm and yell at Vinde. They both instantaneously burst into hysterical giggles. "Gaffer Aaron's having spasms again" said Miste between giggles. Mr. Cole just looked at them oddly and said, "Quiet please!!! All the buses have arrived." A few moments later the parent bell rang and Laure's mom walked into the room. "Laura (Laure), Crystal (Miste) all set!!" yelled Mr. Cole. They gathered their things quickly and followed Laure's mom out of the school and into an old gray van. "Oh joy" Laure whispered to Miste upon seeing the other passengers in the car. "Rachel, Andrew's little sister is sleeping over" After a short car rid they arrived at Laure's house. They grabbed their school stuff from the back of the van and threw it in a corner of Laure's room. They then turned on the LOTR soundtrack and sat down on the bed to listen. "We should probably go outside and set up our tarp to put our sleeping bags on. At that very moment Lilly (Laure's annoying sister) and Rachel popped into the room. "WE'RE SLEEPING IN THE TENT!!!"
"You guys won't be able to handle the cold."
"YES WE WILL!!"
"Right..."
"Hey Laure did you know that's its supposed to be -20 degrees tonight?"
No it's not." Interrupted Lilly "I just saw the weather forecast It's going to be 60 degrees, So there" she added triumphantly.
"The weatherman lies!!! Don't believe him!"
"You just don't want us to sleep outside.."
"All right we don't care now get out of my room!" Laure half yelled pushing them out of her room and into the hallway.
"They are so going to chicken out."
"Ya especially with us playing the LOTR FOTR soundtrack"
As Lilly and Rachel were walking away they herd Laure and Miste talking unusually loudly: "Did you hear the TRUE story about the man with the hatchet that stalks little girls sleeping outdoors between the ages of 9 and 10?" Rachel and Lilly stopped in their tracks, "Do you think they're lying?" "Why would we?" they asked as they walked out of the room sleeping bags in hand, "It's true."
Laure and Miste set up their tarp and sleeping bags. Then they went inside to get the rest of their stuff. They brought out all of their LOTR stuff including the numerous pictures Laure had and her radio. They then printed out maps of the Middle Earth, because although it sounded crazy they wanted to be prepared in case they were taken to Middle Earth and their elven homes that night. They each packed a backpack with stuff and placed right next to their sleeping bag they also got out canteens full of water and rope to tie the sleeping bags up with. They ate their dinner and went to bed. They were about to fall asleep when they were rudely interrupted by Lilly and Rachel walking back indoors muttering something about how the ground was to hard. "See you in the morning" mumbled Miste right before falling asleep.
"Same to you, night" and with that they fell fast asleep.
a/n: All right that was really boring but this was mostly for our amusement and to describe some stuff that will be needed later. Next chapter will be from our point of view not narrated. Please read and review but remember all flames will be used to melt marshmallows for my tub of lard to eat. By the way we might need a beta so if any one wants to, put it in your review and I'll give you my email.
"WE DO!!!!!" Laure and Miste the two tallest beings in the 6th grade, said in unison to their highly annoying classmate.
"You laugh at us because we're different, We laugh at you because you're all the same." "Whatever" replied Andrew and walked off to join his friends at the other end of the room leaving them in peace.
"He is SUCH an idiot."
"Tell me about it"
"I can't wait for TTT to come out." Miste said to Laure "Its sooo awesome."
"Ya I know, I can't wait to see FOTR at my house!!!"
"Ya that will be awesome OH NO I forgot the extended version!!!"
"Again? Oh well I should be getting it soon hopefully-" she was about to say more but was cut off by their teacher, Mr Cole. He was very strict but also very silly. Laure and Miste called him "The Gaffer". This was their theory about "The Gaffer" He once was a gardener hobbit. When he was going to his garden, he forgot his glasses in the house but didn't bother to go retrieve them. He had a cup of coffee in one hand and some Miracle Grow in the other one. He then accidentally drank the Miracle Grow instead of the coffee and got really tall. The coffee went to his potatoes. "GIRLS! GET TO YOUR LOCKERS!!" Laure and Miste quickly hurried to there lockers and discovered that another kid in their class, Max, had stolen the pictures from LOTR they had in their lockers. After giving back Miste's pictures he and Laure were engaged in a battle of yes, no.
"Give me back my pictures back Max!!!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes."
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"I'll tell the Gaffer you stole them"
"Fine" he replied and threw them at her stomping off.
"That was relatively easy considering he IS Max." mused Laure.
After gathering her things, (quicker than Laure as she was yelling at Max to give back her last picture) Miste headed off to her home room. She shot an icy glare with her deep brown eyes at Andrew, who sat in the desk right next to hers and sat down. Almost immediately after she sat down the bell rang and Laure hurried in her fifty pound bag clutched in her hand her hazel eyes filled with anger and her long brown hair swishing impatiently at her upper back. She sat down and announced to Miste,
"Max ripped my picture of Legolas."
"WHAT" replied the shocked Miste.
"It was the one you gave me" Laure said mournfully looking at the tattered remains of her photo of the eleven archer
"I'll print you a new one" "That's ok Ill get one from the internet"
"Ok if you're sure..."
"I'm sure" All of a sudden they heard a loud thumping from the other side of the room; they turned to see their other friend Vinde kicking the chair of Aaron, another boy in their class who sat right in front of her. As they watched they saw him turn around and start to spasm and yell at Vinde. They both instantaneously burst into hysterical giggles. "Gaffer Aaron's having spasms again" said Miste between giggles. Mr. Cole just looked at them oddly and said, "Quiet please!!! All the buses have arrived." A few moments later the parent bell rang and Laure's mom walked into the room. "Laura (Laure), Crystal (Miste) all set!!" yelled Mr. Cole. They gathered their things quickly and followed Laure's mom out of the school and into an old gray van. "Oh joy" Laure whispered to Miste upon seeing the other passengers in the car. "Rachel, Andrew's little sister is sleeping over" After a short car rid they arrived at Laure's house. They grabbed their school stuff from the back of the van and threw it in a corner of Laure's room. They then turned on the LOTR soundtrack and sat down on the bed to listen. "We should probably go outside and set up our tarp to put our sleeping bags on. At that very moment Lilly (Laure's annoying sister) and Rachel popped into the room. "WE'RE SLEEPING IN THE TENT!!!"
"You guys won't be able to handle the cold."
"YES WE WILL!!"
"Right..."
"Hey Laure did you know that's its supposed to be -20 degrees tonight?"
No it's not." Interrupted Lilly "I just saw the weather forecast It's going to be 60 degrees, So there" she added triumphantly.
"The weatherman lies!!! Don't believe him!"
"You just don't want us to sleep outside.."
"All right we don't care now get out of my room!" Laure half yelled pushing them out of her room and into the hallway.
"They are so going to chicken out."
"Ya especially with us playing the LOTR FOTR soundtrack"
As Lilly and Rachel were walking away they herd Laure and Miste talking unusually loudly: "Did you hear the TRUE story about the man with the hatchet that stalks little girls sleeping outdoors between the ages of 9 and 10?" Rachel and Lilly stopped in their tracks, "Do you think they're lying?" "Why would we?" they asked as they walked out of the room sleeping bags in hand, "It's true."
Laure and Miste set up their tarp and sleeping bags. Then they went inside to get the rest of their stuff. They brought out all of their LOTR stuff including the numerous pictures Laure had and her radio. They then printed out maps of the Middle Earth, because although it sounded crazy they wanted to be prepared in case they were taken to Middle Earth and their elven homes that night. They each packed a backpack with stuff and placed right next to their sleeping bag they also got out canteens full of water and rope to tie the sleeping bags up with. They ate their dinner and went to bed. They were about to fall asleep when they were rudely interrupted by Lilly and Rachel walking back indoors muttering something about how the ground was to hard. "See you in the morning" mumbled Miste right before falling asleep.
"Same to you, night" and with that they fell fast asleep.
a/n: All right that was really boring but this was mostly for our amusement and to describe some stuff that will be needed later. Next chapter will be from our point of view not narrated. Please read and review but remember all flames will be used to melt marshmallows for my tub of lard to eat. By the way we might need a beta so if any one wants to, put it in your review and I'll give you my email.
