A/N Sorry, for the long update. I know a lot of you wanted Kyo for the
science teacher, but Momiji will be doing that for him. But I promise that
Kyo will be in this, because a lot of you love him so much. On with the
fic!
A science sing-along and the karate gym teacher.
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Okay, I didn't want to say this but, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? All these Sohma's keep appearing unexpectedly and takeover all my subjects! This time my science teacher quit his job, and yet again, a Sohma is there to replace them.
I was quietly sitting at my desk and in came what looked like a blond haired boy in very flamboyant clothing. He frolicked in the room and went up to the front of the class. One of my friends walked up to him and said.
"Um, excuse me little boy, but are you lost?" she asked.
"NOPE! I happened to be your new science teacher!" He said cheerfully. Everyone had a confused look on his or her face.
"Don't let my looks fool you! I'm a lot older than you think!" He tugged on the red bow around his pink collar and introduced himself.
"My name is Momiji Sohma and I will be your new science teacher!" He chirped. "So what were you guys working on with your previous teacher?"
"We're studying about how babies are born." One student answered. (A/N Actually, you learn that in health class, but who cares? It's my fic. Haha.)
"Ah, that sounds so boring! I know, instead of reading it in our text book, I'll sing a song about it!" He cleared his throat and started singing.
"Oh! When a man and a lady get together! After the wedding it's time for the honeymoon!"
A couple minutes later.
".And that's how babies, are born!"
I didn't know if should be disgusted, shocked, or laughing my ass off right then and there. I guess that goes the same for everyone else.
"Now, wasn't that fun?" asked Momiji beaming brightly.
"Um, yeah?" said everyone. Then Momiji started his lecture. As I was taking down notes, Momiji ran up to my desk.
"Hey! You're that one girl in Haru's class, right?" he asked.
"Um, yes." I replied.
"Wow! I heard so much about you! Haru said you were cute and he was right!" That made me blush hard. Why do all the Sohmas keep bringing that up. Momiji then started to sing.
"Maybe you two would like to sit in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" I nearly cried tears of joy when the bell rang.
Even though I'm glad the bell rang, I had to go to my worst subject, Gym. And we have another new teacher named Kyo Sohma. He was really cute looking, with his orange hair, and red eyes, but he always has this scowl on his face, still he looked pretty hot. The good thing about the Sohma's is that they're all good-looking. (A/N True, true.)
"Hello, class! Since you're gym teacher is in the hospital, because of a heart attack, I will be replacing him for now on." He said roughly.
"Today, we are going to learn martial arts. It's important that we do, so in the near future we can defend ourselves from any sort of attack." Finally something interesting.
"I'll need a partner to demonstrate. How about you?" He pointed to me.
"Me? Sure why not." I stood in front of him.
"Now look, I promise I won't hurt you. Are you okay with this, because if you aren't then I'll get someone else."
"I'm okay with this."
"Okay, now try to hit me."
"What?"
"Go ahead, hit me."
"But I don't want to."
"Don't worry, it's just a little demonstration, you won't really hurt me or anything."
"But."
"C'mon hit me!"
"No!"
"Hit me!"
"NO!"
"HIT ME DAMN IT!"
Now he was really starting to piss my off and when someone pisses me off I lose control of myself. I pulled back my hand and proceed to bash my fist into his face, but Kyo casually stood aside, grabbed my arm, stick his foot out and flipped me! I fell flat on my face too! That bastard flipped me! (a/n No offense Kyo fans.)
"You flipped me!" I nearly screamed.
"Heh, sorry about that, but it's just a simple move on what to do, when an attacker-" Kyo was cut off when I slammed my fist in his face and he went crashing into the wall.
"Oh my god! You punched the teacher!" said one student. And I just stood there, totally baffled, that I actually hit him.
"Oops."
So after a few seconds later, Mr. Kyo Sohma regain consciousness, and covered his soon-to-be black eye, with an ice bag.
"I'm really really sorry! It's just that I sometimes lose control of myself when I'm angry!" I apologized for what seemed like the millionth time.
"It's okay." Kyo muttered, sounding irritated.
"You're not going to give me a detention are you?" I asked anxiously.
"No, I guess I shouldn't have motivated you to punch me in the first place, just don't do it again." He warned.
"Y-Yes, sir!" I stuttered. Just when we were about to continue our lesson, the doors to the gym burst open, and revealed Haru, with his look of rage.
"YOU!" Haru pointed at Kyo.
"What the hell! What are you doing here, you stupid cow! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a class?!" Kyo demanded angrily.
"I was looking for my classroom, but I got lost! Then I heard your voice! I challenge you Kyo!" Haru got into a fighting stance.
"When will you learn? Bring it on then, you damn cow!" Kyo also got into a fighting stance.
All of us just looked at the two in amazement. I mean, it's not everyday that two hot guys fight each other, especially if they're your teachers. What really amazed me when Haru did a 180-degree flip! I had no idea he was quite the fighter. They fought hard, but it looked like Kyo had the upper hand.
"Give up Haru, you're never going to win!" Kyo shouted at the fallen Haru.
"Never!" Haru got back on his feet and proceed to fight him. I stood there watching my two teachers fight, then suddenly everything started to look blurry and I felt hot. I was too weak to support myself, so before everything started to go dark, I heard Haru shout out my name.
---*---
I stirred and covered my eyes from the bright light. I found myself inside the nurse's office, and lying down on a soft bed.
"So you're awake." Said a familiar voice, which belonged to Hatori.
"Mr. Hatori Sohma?" I managed to speak.
"Damn it, girl! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" said Kyo, standing next to Hatori.
"What happened?" I asked.
"You had a fever." Answered Hatori. "Haru and Kyo brought you here."
"Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Kyo Sohma." I smiled at him and he blushed.
"Whatever, just get well, okay? I don't want any sick students in my class." Even though he said it kind of harsh, I knew it was his way of showing he cared.
"Flower!" Shigure came into the room. "I heard what happened! Are you all right?"
"What's this? Our little blossom is not feeling well?" Ayame frolicked into the room.
"You poor thing! Shall I get you anything?" Ayame asked, holding my hands.
"I can give you a massage!" Shigure grinned like the pervert he is. Kyo bashed him over the head.
"Stupid dog! You'll never change!" Kyo said angrily.
"Wah! Kyo, I'm hurt! Can't you see I'm a poor old man?" Shigure sniffled, massaging the bump on his head. Kyo just rolled his eyes.
"Hello!" Momiji bounced into the room. "I heard you were sick so I made you a card!"
Momiji handed me a card that said 'Get well soon!' and had pictures of flowers, hearts, and all sorts of sickly cute things. This would have been really cute, if I didn't realize that Momiji was really an adult male trapped inside a child's body.
"I give you a kiss, but I don't want to get sick too!" chirped Momiji.
"All right, everyone must leave. I know you want to visit her, but you all have classes to teach and right now she needs rest." Said Hatori sternly.
"Aw, you're no fun Haa-san." Shigure said disappointingly.
"Just go." said the irritated Hatori
"Goodbye princess! Get well soon!" Ayame waved goodbye.
"I'll see you some other time in my math class! Goodbye flower!" Shigure blew me a kiss, much to my disgust.
"Bye-Bye!" Momiji bounced out of the room. The only one left in the room was Kyo and Hatori.
"Look, I'm sorry for flipping you earlier, but I guess you already got even when you socked me." said Kyo.
"Again, sorry." I apologized. He then handed me a pouch filled with some herbs.
"It's not much, but it'll make you feel better. You brew it into a tea, and drink it." Instructed Kyo. I smiled at him.
"Thanks I'll treasure it always and don't worry I'll get better, but next time in gym I won't go easy on you." I said jokingly. For the first time through the whole day, Kyo smiled.
"Yeah, whatever." Kyo was about to leave, but Haru, holding a bouquet of flowers, blocked his way.
"Haru." Kyo scowled at him.
"Kyo." Haru narrowed his eyes and casually stepped out of Kyo's way. Haru then asked Hatori if he can speak with me for a while. Hatori said it was okay. Haru, then handed me the bouquet.
"Here, I bought these for you." he said softly. Wow, a guy is actually doing something incredibly sweet for me. Why can't boys be more like that?
"Uh, thank you, they're beautiful." I placed them on the table next to me. "By the way, thank you for me bringing me to the nurse's office, after I collapsed."
"It was nothing." He shrugged and played with the silver cross necklace with a ruby encrusted in it.
"That's a nice necklace, where'd you get it?" Haru looked at it.
"This? It's a gift from an old friend." Haru rubbed the jewel and continued to stare at it.
"It must mean a lot to you." I said.
"Yes, it does." He then tucked it under his shirt. "I hope you get well soon, I don't want anything bad happening to my favorite student."
"Thank you, Mr. Hatsuharu Sohma." I smiled.
"No need to be formal, just call me Haru." He said.
"But, I can't."
"Yes, you can."
"All right, Mr. Hatsuha-"
"No."
"I mean, Haru."
"That's right." Haru smiled warmly.
"But you have to call me by my first name from now on then." I said. "You already know what it is. It's, An Pham." (a/n No it is not taken out by unknown. This is my real name. An Pham)
"All right, An. Get well soon, okay?" He smiled at me before he got up and left. When he left, I snuggled in my blanket and dreamt about my white haired prince.
A/N Hahahahaha! Well, it looks like we found out who the mystery girl is. I know some of you are mad that I paired Haru and me together. Hey I can dream, can't I? *grins* Hm, I wonder if I should put a love triangle in this fic. Anyway, there is going to be a new chapter, and let's see who the new history teacher is!
A science sing-along and the karate gym teacher.
---*---
Okay, I didn't want to say this but, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? All these Sohma's keep appearing unexpectedly and takeover all my subjects! This time my science teacher quit his job, and yet again, a Sohma is there to replace them.
I was quietly sitting at my desk and in came what looked like a blond haired boy in very flamboyant clothing. He frolicked in the room and went up to the front of the class. One of my friends walked up to him and said.
"Um, excuse me little boy, but are you lost?" she asked.
"NOPE! I happened to be your new science teacher!" He said cheerfully. Everyone had a confused look on his or her face.
"Don't let my looks fool you! I'm a lot older than you think!" He tugged on the red bow around his pink collar and introduced himself.
"My name is Momiji Sohma and I will be your new science teacher!" He chirped. "So what were you guys working on with your previous teacher?"
"We're studying about how babies are born." One student answered. (A/N Actually, you learn that in health class, but who cares? It's my fic. Haha.)
"Ah, that sounds so boring! I know, instead of reading it in our text book, I'll sing a song about it!" He cleared his throat and started singing.
"Oh! When a man and a lady get together! After the wedding it's time for the honeymoon!"
A couple minutes later.
".And that's how babies, are born!"
I didn't know if should be disgusted, shocked, or laughing my ass off right then and there. I guess that goes the same for everyone else.
"Now, wasn't that fun?" asked Momiji beaming brightly.
"Um, yeah?" said everyone. Then Momiji started his lecture. As I was taking down notes, Momiji ran up to my desk.
"Hey! You're that one girl in Haru's class, right?" he asked.
"Um, yes." I replied.
"Wow! I heard so much about you! Haru said you were cute and he was right!" That made me blush hard. Why do all the Sohmas keep bringing that up. Momiji then started to sing.
"Maybe you two would like to sit in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" I nearly cried tears of joy when the bell rang.
Even though I'm glad the bell rang, I had to go to my worst subject, Gym. And we have another new teacher named Kyo Sohma. He was really cute looking, with his orange hair, and red eyes, but he always has this scowl on his face, still he looked pretty hot. The good thing about the Sohma's is that they're all good-looking. (A/N True, true.)
"Hello, class! Since you're gym teacher is in the hospital, because of a heart attack, I will be replacing him for now on." He said roughly.
"Today, we are going to learn martial arts. It's important that we do, so in the near future we can defend ourselves from any sort of attack." Finally something interesting.
"I'll need a partner to demonstrate. How about you?" He pointed to me.
"Me? Sure why not." I stood in front of him.
"Now look, I promise I won't hurt you. Are you okay with this, because if you aren't then I'll get someone else."
"I'm okay with this."
"Okay, now try to hit me."
"What?"
"Go ahead, hit me."
"But I don't want to."
"Don't worry, it's just a little demonstration, you won't really hurt me or anything."
"But."
"C'mon hit me!"
"No!"
"Hit me!"
"NO!"
"HIT ME DAMN IT!"
Now he was really starting to piss my off and when someone pisses me off I lose control of myself. I pulled back my hand and proceed to bash my fist into his face, but Kyo casually stood aside, grabbed my arm, stick his foot out and flipped me! I fell flat on my face too! That bastard flipped me! (a/n No offense Kyo fans.)
"You flipped me!" I nearly screamed.
"Heh, sorry about that, but it's just a simple move on what to do, when an attacker-" Kyo was cut off when I slammed my fist in his face and he went crashing into the wall.
"Oh my god! You punched the teacher!" said one student. And I just stood there, totally baffled, that I actually hit him.
"Oops."
So after a few seconds later, Mr. Kyo Sohma regain consciousness, and covered his soon-to-be black eye, with an ice bag.
"I'm really really sorry! It's just that I sometimes lose control of myself when I'm angry!" I apologized for what seemed like the millionth time.
"It's okay." Kyo muttered, sounding irritated.
"You're not going to give me a detention are you?" I asked anxiously.
"No, I guess I shouldn't have motivated you to punch me in the first place, just don't do it again." He warned.
"Y-Yes, sir!" I stuttered. Just when we were about to continue our lesson, the doors to the gym burst open, and revealed Haru, with his look of rage.
"YOU!" Haru pointed at Kyo.
"What the hell! What are you doing here, you stupid cow! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a class?!" Kyo demanded angrily.
"I was looking for my classroom, but I got lost! Then I heard your voice! I challenge you Kyo!" Haru got into a fighting stance.
"When will you learn? Bring it on then, you damn cow!" Kyo also got into a fighting stance.
All of us just looked at the two in amazement. I mean, it's not everyday that two hot guys fight each other, especially if they're your teachers. What really amazed me when Haru did a 180-degree flip! I had no idea he was quite the fighter. They fought hard, but it looked like Kyo had the upper hand.
"Give up Haru, you're never going to win!" Kyo shouted at the fallen Haru.
"Never!" Haru got back on his feet and proceed to fight him. I stood there watching my two teachers fight, then suddenly everything started to look blurry and I felt hot. I was too weak to support myself, so before everything started to go dark, I heard Haru shout out my name.
---*---
I stirred and covered my eyes from the bright light. I found myself inside the nurse's office, and lying down on a soft bed.
"So you're awake." Said a familiar voice, which belonged to Hatori.
"Mr. Hatori Sohma?" I managed to speak.
"Damn it, girl! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" said Kyo, standing next to Hatori.
"What happened?" I asked.
"You had a fever." Answered Hatori. "Haru and Kyo brought you here."
"Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Kyo Sohma." I smiled at him and he blushed.
"Whatever, just get well, okay? I don't want any sick students in my class." Even though he said it kind of harsh, I knew it was his way of showing he cared.
"Flower!" Shigure came into the room. "I heard what happened! Are you all right?"
"What's this? Our little blossom is not feeling well?" Ayame frolicked into the room.
"You poor thing! Shall I get you anything?" Ayame asked, holding my hands.
"I can give you a massage!" Shigure grinned like the pervert he is. Kyo bashed him over the head.
"Stupid dog! You'll never change!" Kyo said angrily.
"Wah! Kyo, I'm hurt! Can't you see I'm a poor old man?" Shigure sniffled, massaging the bump on his head. Kyo just rolled his eyes.
"Hello!" Momiji bounced into the room. "I heard you were sick so I made you a card!"
Momiji handed me a card that said 'Get well soon!' and had pictures of flowers, hearts, and all sorts of sickly cute things. This would have been really cute, if I didn't realize that Momiji was really an adult male trapped inside a child's body.
"I give you a kiss, but I don't want to get sick too!" chirped Momiji.
"All right, everyone must leave. I know you want to visit her, but you all have classes to teach and right now she needs rest." Said Hatori sternly.
"Aw, you're no fun Haa-san." Shigure said disappointingly.
"Just go." said the irritated Hatori
"Goodbye princess! Get well soon!" Ayame waved goodbye.
"I'll see you some other time in my math class! Goodbye flower!" Shigure blew me a kiss, much to my disgust.
"Bye-Bye!" Momiji bounced out of the room. The only one left in the room was Kyo and Hatori.
"Look, I'm sorry for flipping you earlier, but I guess you already got even when you socked me." said Kyo.
"Again, sorry." I apologized. He then handed me a pouch filled with some herbs.
"It's not much, but it'll make you feel better. You brew it into a tea, and drink it." Instructed Kyo. I smiled at him.
"Thanks I'll treasure it always and don't worry I'll get better, but next time in gym I won't go easy on you." I said jokingly. For the first time through the whole day, Kyo smiled.
"Yeah, whatever." Kyo was about to leave, but Haru, holding a bouquet of flowers, blocked his way.
"Haru." Kyo scowled at him.
"Kyo." Haru narrowed his eyes and casually stepped out of Kyo's way. Haru then asked Hatori if he can speak with me for a while. Hatori said it was okay. Haru, then handed me the bouquet.
"Here, I bought these for you." he said softly. Wow, a guy is actually doing something incredibly sweet for me. Why can't boys be more like that?
"Uh, thank you, they're beautiful." I placed them on the table next to me. "By the way, thank you for me bringing me to the nurse's office, after I collapsed."
"It was nothing." He shrugged and played with the silver cross necklace with a ruby encrusted in it.
"That's a nice necklace, where'd you get it?" Haru looked at it.
"This? It's a gift from an old friend." Haru rubbed the jewel and continued to stare at it.
"It must mean a lot to you." I said.
"Yes, it does." He then tucked it under his shirt. "I hope you get well soon, I don't want anything bad happening to my favorite student."
"Thank you, Mr. Hatsuharu Sohma." I smiled.
"No need to be formal, just call me Haru." He said.
"But, I can't."
"Yes, you can."
"All right, Mr. Hatsuha-"
"No."
"I mean, Haru."
"That's right." Haru smiled warmly.
"But you have to call me by my first name from now on then." I said. "You already know what it is. It's, An Pham." (a/n No it is not taken out by unknown. This is my real name. An Pham)
"All right, An. Get well soon, okay?" He smiled at me before he got up and left. When he left, I snuggled in my blanket and dreamt about my white haired prince.
A/N Hahahahaha! Well, it looks like we found out who the mystery girl is. I know some of you are mad that I paired Haru and me together. Hey I can dream, can't I? *grins* Hm, I wonder if I should put a love triangle in this fic. Anyway, there is going to be a new chapter, and let's see who the new history teacher is!
