Disclaimer: I do not own Revolutionary girl Utena. If I did there would be alot more Mikage than there is right now.
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CHAPTER 2
HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY
On the Basketball court Where Heather and Utena are at the momement. Utena is caught in the entirely useless activity of trying to teach Heather how to play basketball. She frowned in deep thought at how to word this without sounding perverted. "Just watch the ball and throw it at the basket when you can. Try it!" She said tossing the ball to Heather. She then hurled the ball at the basket, it bounced off the rim, shot downwards, hit a tree, flew backwards and knocks down a glass window and goes flying into the back of Heathers head. She of course flew forwards and smashed her face into the pole holding the basket up and then flopped onto her back looking slightly dazed to Utena. Who of course looked totaly dumbstruck "That...." She paused still amazed "Was the most spectacular pathetic throw I've ever seen. You should be good at this! Didn't you Americans invent this game?!" Heather paused for a minute to thing and then answered "Actually, I think it was a Canadian..." Utena nodded the grabbed Heather by the wrists. "Oh. My bad. Let's try rugby!" Heather frowned at her current postition. "Arrrrgh...
After rugby and a few hours in intensive care, Heather and Utena are relaxing by the water fountain. Utena smiled towards the batered and bruised teen. "You're pretty good at rugby. I've never seen anyone play defense by being a dead weight." Heather sighed and almost fell into the fountain at this muttering "Well, you've got the "dead" part right..." Utena began to speak "You know, You seem quite familiar to me. Now, I wonder where I could've met you before..."
*Flashback 1*
A child Utena was on the ground her life filled with a new purpose the prince know as Dios had just left and she was staring at the floor as she boldly proclaimed "I'm gonna become a prince! Nothin's gonna stop me!"
Just as she says this Heather walks in looking confused and holding a bus schedule. She looked to Utena "Excuse me, do you know where I can catch the 26-B to Nutley?" The child frowned and pointed in a nearby direction which held a huge sigh labeled BUS STOP "Oh, it's right over there." Heather nodded "Thanks." She remarked as she walked over and sat down on the bench.
*FLASHBACK 2*
Another flashback a few years later. Utena is going door to door in her Brownie uniform selling Princess Scout cookies.
"Princess Scout Cookies! Come and get 'em! Too Thin Mints, Tugalongs, you name it, I've got it!" She remarked waving around several diffrent boxes, as a strange looking random man walked up
"Got any Lumpy Loogies?" Utena smiles and pulls out a box of cookies. "Yessir! Right here." The man payed for them and walked off.
Utena comes to another house and rings the doorbell; Heather opens it "Yeah?" Utena held up a box of cookies "Wanna buy some Princess Scout cookies?" Heather shruggs and mutters something about her being to nice most of the time. "Sure." She said as she handed over some cash and took a boxes then shuts the door.
*FLASHBACK 3*
Another flashback, a little closer to the present. Utena runs through the streets of New York as the Independence Day aliens fire their death rays and anihilate the city. She frowned slightly "Fine time for me to go on a bargain vacation! I am TOTALLY suing that airline company!" She barked as she leapt into the subway tunnel and escapes the explosion. Heather is the only other person in the tunnel. She frowns "Hot enough for ya?" She asked as she leaned up against the wall Utena frowns as well and leans against the wall "Oh, you don't even wanna get me started."
(End Flashbacks)
Utena frowns at the memories "I guess that would be why she seemed familiar." Heather looked puzzled at the thoughtful pink haired girl
"What?"
"Ah, never mind." She remarked. (Hmm, this girl could be the Prince I've been searching for... but I'll have to make sure somehow... Lemme see... This will require some Pinky and the Brain-like wisdom...) She thought to herself.
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Meanwhile the unfortunate red haired cat girl found herself being lugged up the stairs to Anshi's brothers room still being petted. "OK George, you're gonna meet my big brother! He's the nicest big brother in the whole wide world, yes he is, George!" Danielle frowned nearly being choked to death. Certainly her brother would be a little bit better."GURRRRRRRRRK~"
Anshi flung the door open to the room and walked in. Akio was sitting at his desk looking all high authority like and grading papers. "Hmmm... C-plus.... B-minus... Ooh, this is a research paper on the history of pornography: A-double plus!" He looked up from his grading "Ah, Anshi. What is it?" Anshi held up Danielle to her brother and the red head hoped that Anshi's brother could tell his insane sister that she WASN'T A CAT!!! "Hey, big brother! Take a look at my student! Her name's George."
"GUURRRRRRRRK~" Danielle struggled once more as Akio raised an Eyebrow. Apparently stupidity ran in the family, unfortuantely for poor Danielle.
(Woah... I've never seen such a huge cat... I'm kinda turned on.) He smiled eyeing the so called cat "Well, Anshi, it looks like your student can't breathe. Why don't you let her go?" He said and Anshi did as she was told and droped the cat. "Oh? OK." Danielle wheezed for a few minutes go for the fresh as if it was water from the fountain of youth. "Now then, I'll give her some water to cheer her up. Go do your piano lessons, Anshi." Anshi nodded "OK!" and then vanished. Somehow she got the feeling that she was going to be worse off with him that she was with Anshi. He smirked seductivly...she had been in this position before. With a certained white haired spirit names Yami Bakura and it hadn't turned out well. "Now then, what's your real name, cat?" Danielle frowned and hacked slightly "It's Danielle. Hold on, how'd you know my name wasn't George? And I'M NOT A CAT!!" Akio smirked and patted the kitty on the head. "Whatever you say kitty. She calls every new animal that ends up here "George." It got really confusing with the copyright guys when a curious monkey landed on campus and she got ahold of it." Danielle frowned thinking slightly "Er, yeah, I can see where that might be a problem."
"Goodness, you can talk too? What a very special kitty cat!" He licked his lips and Danielle did her best to make him think of something else. "Don't do that. You'll chap your lips." Akio smirked "Want to look in my telescope? You'll see all sorts of stuff." Danielle gulped slightly "...OK."
Danielle proceeded to climb into the telescopes chair and look in it. She sees all sorts of stars and planets "I wonder what other things are up there?" She started to swerve the telescope around. After looking around the whole place Danielle has located six black holes, a borg cube, that rift that the party hats fell out of in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and the actual location of Never Never Land when she sees something strange...very strange at that. SHe then looked to Akio frowning "Excuse me sir, but what kind of spacial anomaly looks like big, green buttcheeks?" Akio's eyes widened "What?!" He ran up and looked into the telescope "Oh, for the love of..." He looked upwards "Yoda, get outta there!!!"
Danielle found herself sweatdroping as a butt-naked Yoda fell down from the top of the telescope and ran away giggling insanely
Akio crossed his arms "That dumb puppet keeps poppin' up everywhere these days. He wants a sequel." Danielle looked totally vexxed at that moment, from both seeing more of the master jedi than she wanted to and that comment "What?" Akio shook his head and then developed his trade-mark someone's-gonna-get-screwed smirk.
"Never mind. Hey cat, come here."
Danielle stalled "What?"
"Never mind. Hey cat, come here."
"What?"
"Never mind. Hey cat, come here."
"What?"
"Never mind. Hey-" There was a loud crash as Akio took a crowbar and struck the record player that's playing his English dub, knocking it back into sync. Much to Danielle's dismay "I want to show you something else too." It continued. Danielle's ears perked up (She's getting into the part people! She IS the Kitty!) "Really? What? Is it a giant chess game?" Akio smirked and she attempted to do what she did best run and cower in a corner somewhere. "Better."
Minutes later, Akio has Danielle on his bed and is licking her all over. Danielle is screaming for dear life and trying to wrench herself out of the dean's grasp. "Get offa me!" Akio smirked looking up from the task at hand "Oh, come now. I'm a professional doctor and you need an examination!" Danielle struggled again "Nobody licks me but me!"
"Fine. Put your tongue in my mouth!"
Danielle smirked at a sudden though "This won't do you any good! I've been neutered already!" Akio frowned and snaped his fingers "What? Oh, curses." Just as he says this there is a forceful knocking on the door and it flew open. Kanae the deans feiance is standing amists the now almost hingeless door.
"AKIIIIIIIII!!!" Akio felt his eyes widen as a cold sweat broke out on his face and he tried to make himself look innocent "Ummmm.... Yes, honey?" She frowned "WHAT are you doing in here?!"
"Err, I'm, uh..." Akio stuttered and Danielle saw her chance. "He tried to-" She found her mouth being clamped shut by Akio's hand
He came up with his excuse "I was just grooming the cat, sweetheart. See?" He said as he started petting on Danielles Head and whispered a threat under his breath.(Come on, purr, you dumb fuzzball!)Danielle frowned and looked up at him with a monotone, "Purr." He laughed nervously "See?" Kanae wasn't buying it though as she stood there an angry expression on her pale face "I'm not buying it! You were molesting that cat, weren't you?!"
"What? Me? I'd never do such a thing! I'm a respectable citizen, and I-" Just as he said this He started coughing and pukes up a big red hairball. It plops onto the floor (Don't get any idea's perverts clothing was intact...Danielle just had a bit of a bald spot from then on.) Kanae silently pointed her finger at Akio and yelled "I KNEW it! YOU are in a LOT of trouble, mister!!!"
"Uggggghhhh..." Akio groaned.
Danielle got off the bed grabbed the hairball and stared to leave the room "I'll take that, thank you. Fortunately I had my hairs numbered for just such an occasion." She spoted the rose ring on Akio's dresser. She quickly snatched it as Kanae start's screaming bloody murder at the dean and takes off.
--------------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile Juri and Becky are sneaking into Touga's room. Juri has a muschevious look on her face. Becky seems slightly worried "Umm, Juri, shouldn't we be fencing or something?" Juri stopped her "That can wait. Lemme show you something."
The two crept into the room and Juri turns on the like. Beckys eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "Woah..." Juri snickered "Never seen a guy with sheets THAT color, huh?" She remarked looking to Becky "It's quite rare. Are you sure it's not just a red blanket he's had for a long long long time?" Juri looked to Becky frowning "
"It's satin, Becky. And you know what the fun part of it is?"
"What?"
"JUMPING ON IT!!!"
Becky and Juri then began the process of wrecking the neat sheets as they jump up and down on Touga's bed. Bouncing higher, and higher with each plunge.
Meanwhile down in another room, Josh, Touga and Saionji are having lunch "Saionji's taught me a lot already. He's a cooking master!" He remarked just as Saionji smacked him again.
"Oops. I meant "thank you."
Since Touga's bedroom is right above the room, the thumping of the girls jumping on the bed can be heard quite clearly. The red haired student council president frowned as he looked up. "What the heck is that?" Saionji meant to reassure him that nothing was wrong however the usual excuse didn't quiet apply. "Don't worry. It's just Touga with another girl."
THere was a brief silence as Touga eyed him oddly. "Oh. OK, I'd say it's trouble."
Touga got up and ran upstairs only to see the girls hopping on his beloved pink sheets. "
"HEY!!! GET OFFA THOSE!!!" He yelled preparing to charge at the two.
"Oops! We're busted, Juri." Becky remarked. Juri frowned "I guess so. Look out, he's gonna tackle us!" Becky and Juri then leap off the bed just a Touga belly-flops onto it and goes sliding off. He then flew across to room and landed on a heap of stuff in the corner. He cried out in dismay "MY BUTTER CHURNER!!!" Juri looked to Becky who looked to Juri "Ummm... We'd better split."
"Sounds good."
The girls then ran off leaving poor Touga on the floor pounding it with his fists and screaming Amish Valgarities.
They walked away and Becky looked to Juri "That was kinda fun! Are we gonna go fence now, though?"
Juri nodded "Yeah, sure, Becky. We'll just head to the gym and-" Juri forze as she spoted a maroon haired girl coming down the hall. Shiori Becky frowned at Juri's face "Who's that girl, Juri?"
"Ummm... Just play along!" Becky is then suprised as Juri grabs her, slams her against the wall and began frenching her. Shiori stopped to look as she walked past.
"Yeah, right. No way is that Blonde hotter than me. In your dreams!" She remarked rudely and continued walking. Juri then let go of Becky and stares blankly for a second, then starts crying on Becky's shoulder. "Wow, this is just like a repeat of that anime girls' therapy group I went to a while back..."
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Meanwhile in the estemed music room everyone favorite Pink haired psychopathic imaginary living being is wiring explosives to the Piano in yet ANOTHER one of his ingenious plots to get rid of the estemed Rose Bride Anshi. WHy? Nobody really knew since Mamiya technically didn't exist anymore. He smirked to himself and laughed evilly "Uwaa haaa haaa... My plan is foolproof! Anshi will come along and play her favorite song and when she strikes this key... BOOM! Ah, here she comes." He said spotting the purple haired rose bride he is hiding in the bass case in the corner as Anshi walks in and sits down at the piano. She smiled to herself "I think I'll play my favorite song."
He got hopeful ushering her to do so in his mind,(Yes... YES...)
As the purple haired rose bride began to tinker around with the piano keys but kept making the same mistake and missing the rigged note. Of course in true cartoony fashion. Mikage began to get frustrated just as Miki and Sarah walked in.
"You've had piano experience before? Good. It'll be easier to teach you. Ummm... Anshi, are you having trouble playing your favorite song today?" The teen nodded, "Yeah... For some reason my fingers keep getting mixed up." At this Miki sat down next to Anshi blushing slightly she however got up a cruel smirk on her face. "D-don't worry, let me help. Let's see..." Miki however played the note perfrectly and the piano blew up. Miki is covered with thick, black, soot and pieces of wood, Mikage however is furious as he jumped out of the bass case and raised a finger accusingly at the ditzy purple haired teen "CURSES!!! You may have gotten away this time, but I'll get you! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little ape too!" He then jumped out of the window laughing maniacally Anshi looked puzzeled Sarah glared accusingly and crossed her arms "You deserve it, you know."
Anshi still looked puzzled as Danielle walked in. A purple tail dangling from her mouth "Actually, I'd say I've got the 'little ape too' part down..." She remarked. Anshi once again just sat there and looked stupid."You're eating Chuchu? Why?" Danielle frowned and crossed her arms stating the obvious to everyone else "Revenge for sending me to Captain Happypants up there." She ended that with a belch and Anshi bounced stupidly (BURP) "Oh. OK!" Sarah looked oddly at her friend "Danielle he didn't... Oh, geez. Do us all a favor and take a bath tonight." Danielle nodded with a look on her face that said 'And did you think wasn't going to in the first place? "Sure thing. Lemme see..." She then pulled out the hairball and starts unraveling hairs "4587... 4588... 3295... This is gonna take a while..." She frowned suddenly she found the rose ring in the mess and decided to throw it out the window before returning to the task of pulling hairs.
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Meanwhile Heather and Utena are eating dinner out at a picnic table . Utena eyed Heather as she spoke "So Heather, are you related to any nobility or anything?..." The brown haired teen frowned looking puzzled ,"No."
"Oh." She frowned (No one says that she can't be a Prince if she isn't descended from one. I'll try something else)
"Do you know any princes?" Heather nodded slightly "What? Oh, sure." Utena suddenly got hopeful "Really? Who?"
"Prince, the singer... The Fresh Prince of Belaire... Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves... Elvis... No, wait, he was The King. Never mind."
Utena frowned sweatdroping "Oh..."
Just as she says this the rose ring Danielle threw out the window lands in the Potato chip Heather sticks in her mouth a sickening CRUNCH is heard "AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS?!" Heather spat the ring out into her hand and looked at it puzzled and in pain "Those stupid chip companies! I'll sue 'em for not mentioning there was a free prize in this bag!" Utena looked oddly at the ring and Heather got that sinking feeling that she was about to be in the same position as Becky was with that Juri girl. "My God, that's a Duelist's Ring! You've been chosen to battle for the Rose Bride!"
Heather looked confused "Say what now?" Utena continued "Of course, I've never heard of anyone getting a ring through a bag of chips... Oh, well. But this PROVES that you're my Prince!"
"Huh? I wasn't paying any attention because I was picking out the broken teeth." She showed Utena the four cracked teeth the ring resulted in "What currency does the tooth fairy pay with in Hou-Oushi?" Utena sweatdropped. "Grrrrgh..."
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Later that night the kids are sitting in the cafeteria discussing the day's activites. Becky frowned "After much research, I've come to the conclusion that we're gonna be spending the next two weeks in a loony bin." Josh frowned at her rubbing his cheeks "My cheeks are bruised from all the accidental slappings..."
Danielle looked uneasy "You don't want to hear about how my day went."
"They're all up to something, I tell you. There's something BIG going down around here..." Sarah remarked as Heather eyed the rose tine in her hand "The pink-haired chick is coming on to me and this thing broke my teeth."
Danielle frowned slightly "All-in-all, I'd say this is going to be an interesting few weeks."
"Yeah, who knows what tomorrow'll be like?" Sarah eyed Josh "Whaddya mean tomorrow? First we have to get through tonight..."
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CHAPTER 2
HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY
On the Basketball court Where Heather and Utena are at the momement. Utena is caught in the entirely useless activity of trying to teach Heather how to play basketball. She frowned in deep thought at how to word this without sounding perverted. "Just watch the ball and throw it at the basket when you can. Try it!" She said tossing the ball to Heather. She then hurled the ball at the basket, it bounced off the rim, shot downwards, hit a tree, flew backwards and knocks down a glass window and goes flying into the back of Heathers head. She of course flew forwards and smashed her face into the pole holding the basket up and then flopped onto her back looking slightly dazed to Utena. Who of course looked totaly dumbstruck "That...." She paused still amazed "Was the most spectacular pathetic throw I've ever seen. You should be good at this! Didn't you Americans invent this game?!" Heather paused for a minute to thing and then answered "Actually, I think it was a Canadian..." Utena nodded the grabbed Heather by the wrists. "Oh. My bad. Let's try rugby!" Heather frowned at her current postition. "Arrrrgh...
After rugby and a few hours in intensive care, Heather and Utena are relaxing by the water fountain. Utena smiled towards the batered and bruised teen. "You're pretty good at rugby. I've never seen anyone play defense by being a dead weight." Heather sighed and almost fell into the fountain at this muttering "Well, you've got the "dead" part right..." Utena began to speak "You know, You seem quite familiar to me. Now, I wonder where I could've met you before..."
*Flashback 1*
A child Utena was on the ground her life filled with a new purpose the prince know as Dios had just left and she was staring at the floor as she boldly proclaimed "I'm gonna become a prince! Nothin's gonna stop me!"
Just as she says this Heather walks in looking confused and holding a bus schedule. She looked to Utena "Excuse me, do you know where I can catch the 26-B to Nutley?" The child frowned and pointed in a nearby direction which held a huge sigh labeled BUS STOP "Oh, it's right over there." Heather nodded "Thanks." She remarked as she walked over and sat down on the bench.
*FLASHBACK 2*
Another flashback a few years later. Utena is going door to door in her Brownie uniform selling Princess Scout cookies.
"Princess Scout Cookies! Come and get 'em! Too Thin Mints, Tugalongs, you name it, I've got it!" She remarked waving around several diffrent boxes, as a strange looking random man walked up
"Got any Lumpy Loogies?" Utena smiles and pulls out a box of cookies. "Yessir! Right here." The man payed for them and walked off.
Utena comes to another house and rings the doorbell; Heather opens it "Yeah?" Utena held up a box of cookies "Wanna buy some Princess Scout cookies?" Heather shruggs and mutters something about her being to nice most of the time. "Sure." She said as she handed over some cash and took a boxes then shuts the door.
*FLASHBACK 3*
Another flashback, a little closer to the present. Utena runs through the streets of New York as the Independence Day aliens fire their death rays and anihilate the city. She frowned slightly "Fine time for me to go on a bargain vacation! I am TOTALLY suing that airline company!" She barked as she leapt into the subway tunnel and escapes the explosion. Heather is the only other person in the tunnel. She frowns "Hot enough for ya?" She asked as she leaned up against the wall Utena frowns as well and leans against the wall "Oh, you don't even wanna get me started."
(End Flashbacks)
Utena frowns at the memories "I guess that would be why she seemed familiar." Heather looked puzzled at the thoughtful pink haired girl
"What?"
"Ah, never mind." She remarked. (Hmm, this girl could be the Prince I've been searching for... but I'll have to make sure somehow... Lemme see... This will require some Pinky and the Brain-like wisdom...) She thought to herself.
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Meanwhile the unfortunate red haired cat girl found herself being lugged up the stairs to Anshi's brothers room still being petted. "OK George, you're gonna meet my big brother! He's the nicest big brother in the whole wide world, yes he is, George!" Danielle frowned nearly being choked to death. Certainly her brother would be a little bit better."GURRRRRRRRRK~"
Anshi flung the door open to the room and walked in. Akio was sitting at his desk looking all high authority like and grading papers. "Hmmm... C-plus.... B-minus... Ooh, this is a research paper on the history of pornography: A-double plus!" He looked up from his grading "Ah, Anshi. What is it?" Anshi held up Danielle to her brother and the red head hoped that Anshi's brother could tell his insane sister that she WASN'T A CAT!!! "Hey, big brother! Take a look at my student! Her name's George."
"GUURRRRRRRRK~" Danielle struggled once more as Akio raised an Eyebrow. Apparently stupidity ran in the family, unfortuantely for poor Danielle.
(Woah... I've never seen such a huge cat... I'm kinda turned on.) He smiled eyeing the so called cat "Well, Anshi, it looks like your student can't breathe. Why don't you let her go?" He said and Anshi did as she was told and droped the cat. "Oh? OK." Danielle wheezed for a few minutes go for the fresh as if it was water from the fountain of youth. "Now then, I'll give her some water to cheer her up. Go do your piano lessons, Anshi." Anshi nodded "OK!" and then vanished. Somehow she got the feeling that she was going to be worse off with him that she was with Anshi. He smirked seductivly...she had been in this position before. With a certained white haired spirit names Yami Bakura and it hadn't turned out well. "Now then, what's your real name, cat?" Danielle frowned and hacked slightly "It's Danielle. Hold on, how'd you know my name wasn't George? And I'M NOT A CAT!!" Akio smirked and patted the kitty on the head. "Whatever you say kitty. She calls every new animal that ends up here "George." It got really confusing with the copyright guys when a curious monkey landed on campus and she got ahold of it." Danielle frowned thinking slightly "Er, yeah, I can see where that might be a problem."
"Goodness, you can talk too? What a very special kitty cat!" He licked his lips and Danielle did her best to make him think of something else. "Don't do that. You'll chap your lips." Akio smirked "Want to look in my telescope? You'll see all sorts of stuff." Danielle gulped slightly "...OK."
Danielle proceeded to climb into the telescopes chair and look in it. She sees all sorts of stars and planets "I wonder what other things are up there?" She started to swerve the telescope around. After looking around the whole place Danielle has located six black holes, a borg cube, that rift that the party hats fell out of in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and the actual location of Never Never Land when she sees something strange...very strange at that. SHe then looked to Akio frowning "Excuse me sir, but what kind of spacial anomaly looks like big, green buttcheeks?" Akio's eyes widened "What?!" He ran up and looked into the telescope "Oh, for the love of..." He looked upwards "Yoda, get outta there!!!"
Danielle found herself sweatdroping as a butt-naked Yoda fell down from the top of the telescope and ran away giggling insanely
Akio crossed his arms "That dumb puppet keeps poppin' up everywhere these days. He wants a sequel." Danielle looked totally vexxed at that moment, from both seeing more of the master jedi than she wanted to and that comment "What?" Akio shook his head and then developed his trade-mark someone's-gonna-get-screwed smirk.
"Never mind. Hey cat, come here."
Danielle stalled "What?"
"Never mind. Hey cat, come here."
"What?"
"Never mind. Hey cat, come here."
"What?"
"Never mind. Hey-" There was a loud crash as Akio took a crowbar and struck the record player that's playing his English dub, knocking it back into sync. Much to Danielle's dismay "I want to show you something else too." It continued. Danielle's ears perked up (She's getting into the part people! She IS the Kitty!) "Really? What? Is it a giant chess game?" Akio smirked and she attempted to do what she did best run and cower in a corner somewhere. "Better."
Minutes later, Akio has Danielle on his bed and is licking her all over. Danielle is screaming for dear life and trying to wrench herself out of the dean's grasp. "Get offa me!" Akio smirked looking up from the task at hand "Oh, come now. I'm a professional doctor and you need an examination!" Danielle struggled again "Nobody licks me but me!"
"Fine. Put your tongue in my mouth!"
Danielle smirked at a sudden though "This won't do you any good! I've been neutered already!" Akio frowned and snaped his fingers "What? Oh, curses." Just as he says this there is a forceful knocking on the door and it flew open. Kanae the deans feiance is standing amists the now almost hingeless door.
"AKIIIIIIIII!!!" Akio felt his eyes widen as a cold sweat broke out on his face and he tried to make himself look innocent "Ummmm.... Yes, honey?" She frowned "WHAT are you doing in here?!"
"Err, I'm, uh..." Akio stuttered and Danielle saw her chance. "He tried to-" She found her mouth being clamped shut by Akio's hand
He came up with his excuse "I was just grooming the cat, sweetheart. See?" He said as he started petting on Danielles Head and whispered a threat under his breath.(Come on, purr, you dumb fuzzball!)Danielle frowned and looked up at him with a monotone, "Purr." He laughed nervously "See?" Kanae wasn't buying it though as she stood there an angry expression on her pale face "I'm not buying it! You were molesting that cat, weren't you?!"
"What? Me? I'd never do such a thing! I'm a respectable citizen, and I-" Just as he said this He started coughing and pukes up a big red hairball. It plops onto the floor (Don't get any idea's perverts clothing was intact...Danielle just had a bit of a bald spot from then on.) Kanae silently pointed her finger at Akio and yelled "I KNEW it! YOU are in a LOT of trouble, mister!!!"
"Uggggghhhh..." Akio groaned.
Danielle got off the bed grabbed the hairball and stared to leave the room "I'll take that, thank you. Fortunately I had my hairs numbered for just such an occasion." She spoted the rose ring on Akio's dresser. She quickly snatched it as Kanae start's screaming bloody murder at the dean and takes off.
--------------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile Juri and Becky are sneaking into Touga's room. Juri has a muschevious look on her face. Becky seems slightly worried "Umm, Juri, shouldn't we be fencing or something?" Juri stopped her "That can wait. Lemme show you something."
The two crept into the room and Juri turns on the like. Beckys eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "Woah..." Juri snickered "Never seen a guy with sheets THAT color, huh?" She remarked looking to Becky "It's quite rare. Are you sure it's not just a red blanket he's had for a long long long time?" Juri looked to Becky frowning "
"It's satin, Becky. And you know what the fun part of it is?"
"What?"
"JUMPING ON IT!!!"
Becky and Juri then began the process of wrecking the neat sheets as they jump up and down on Touga's bed. Bouncing higher, and higher with each plunge.
Meanwhile down in another room, Josh, Touga and Saionji are having lunch "Saionji's taught me a lot already. He's a cooking master!" He remarked just as Saionji smacked him again.
"Oops. I meant "thank you."
Since Touga's bedroom is right above the room, the thumping of the girls jumping on the bed can be heard quite clearly. The red haired student council president frowned as he looked up. "What the heck is that?" Saionji meant to reassure him that nothing was wrong however the usual excuse didn't quiet apply. "Don't worry. It's just Touga with another girl."
THere was a brief silence as Touga eyed him oddly. "Oh. OK, I'd say it's trouble."
Touga got up and ran upstairs only to see the girls hopping on his beloved pink sheets. "
"HEY!!! GET OFFA THOSE!!!" He yelled preparing to charge at the two.
"Oops! We're busted, Juri." Becky remarked. Juri frowned "I guess so. Look out, he's gonna tackle us!" Becky and Juri then leap off the bed just a Touga belly-flops onto it and goes sliding off. He then flew across to room and landed on a heap of stuff in the corner. He cried out in dismay "MY BUTTER CHURNER!!!" Juri looked to Becky who looked to Juri "Ummm... We'd better split."
"Sounds good."
The girls then ran off leaving poor Touga on the floor pounding it with his fists and screaming Amish Valgarities.
They walked away and Becky looked to Juri "That was kinda fun! Are we gonna go fence now, though?"
Juri nodded "Yeah, sure, Becky. We'll just head to the gym and-" Juri forze as she spoted a maroon haired girl coming down the hall. Shiori Becky frowned at Juri's face "Who's that girl, Juri?"
"Ummm... Just play along!" Becky is then suprised as Juri grabs her, slams her against the wall and began frenching her. Shiori stopped to look as she walked past.
"Yeah, right. No way is that Blonde hotter than me. In your dreams!" She remarked rudely and continued walking. Juri then let go of Becky and stares blankly for a second, then starts crying on Becky's shoulder. "Wow, this is just like a repeat of that anime girls' therapy group I went to a while back..."
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Meanwhile in the estemed music room everyone favorite Pink haired psychopathic imaginary living being is wiring explosives to the Piano in yet ANOTHER one of his ingenious plots to get rid of the estemed Rose Bride Anshi. WHy? Nobody really knew since Mamiya technically didn't exist anymore. He smirked to himself and laughed evilly "Uwaa haaa haaa... My plan is foolproof! Anshi will come along and play her favorite song and when she strikes this key... BOOM! Ah, here she comes." He said spotting the purple haired rose bride he is hiding in the bass case in the corner as Anshi walks in and sits down at the piano. She smiled to herself "I think I'll play my favorite song."
He got hopeful ushering her to do so in his mind,(Yes... YES...)
As the purple haired rose bride began to tinker around with the piano keys but kept making the same mistake and missing the rigged note. Of course in true cartoony fashion. Mikage began to get frustrated just as Miki and Sarah walked in.
"You've had piano experience before? Good. It'll be easier to teach you. Ummm... Anshi, are you having trouble playing your favorite song today?" The teen nodded, "Yeah... For some reason my fingers keep getting mixed up." At this Miki sat down next to Anshi blushing slightly she however got up a cruel smirk on her face. "D-don't worry, let me help. Let's see..." Miki however played the note perfrectly and the piano blew up. Miki is covered with thick, black, soot and pieces of wood, Mikage however is furious as he jumped out of the bass case and raised a finger accusingly at the ditzy purple haired teen "CURSES!!! You may have gotten away this time, but I'll get you! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little ape too!" He then jumped out of the window laughing maniacally Anshi looked puzzeled Sarah glared accusingly and crossed her arms "You deserve it, you know."
Anshi still looked puzzled as Danielle walked in. A purple tail dangling from her mouth "Actually, I'd say I've got the 'little ape too' part down..." She remarked. Anshi once again just sat there and looked stupid."You're eating Chuchu? Why?" Danielle frowned and crossed her arms stating the obvious to everyone else "Revenge for sending me to Captain Happypants up there." She ended that with a belch and Anshi bounced stupidly (BURP) "Oh. OK!" Sarah looked oddly at her friend "Danielle he didn't... Oh, geez. Do us all a favor and take a bath tonight." Danielle nodded with a look on her face that said 'And did you think wasn't going to in the first place? "Sure thing. Lemme see..." She then pulled out the hairball and starts unraveling hairs "4587... 4588... 3295... This is gonna take a while..." She frowned suddenly she found the rose ring in the mess and decided to throw it out the window before returning to the task of pulling hairs.
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Meanwhile Heather and Utena are eating dinner out at a picnic table . Utena eyed Heather as she spoke "So Heather, are you related to any nobility or anything?..." The brown haired teen frowned looking puzzled ,"No."
"Oh." She frowned (No one says that she can't be a Prince if she isn't descended from one. I'll try something else)
"Do you know any princes?" Heather nodded slightly "What? Oh, sure." Utena suddenly got hopeful "Really? Who?"
"Prince, the singer... The Fresh Prince of Belaire... Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves... Elvis... No, wait, he was The King. Never mind."
Utena frowned sweatdroping "Oh..."
Just as she says this the rose ring Danielle threw out the window lands in the Potato chip Heather sticks in her mouth a sickening CRUNCH is heard "AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS?!" Heather spat the ring out into her hand and looked at it puzzled and in pain "Those stupid chip companies! I'll sue 'em for not mentioning there was a free prize in this bag!" Utena looked oddly at the ring and Heather got that sinking feeling that she was about to be in the same position as Becky was with that Juri girl. "My God, that's a Duelist's Ring! You've been chosen to battle for the Rose Bride!"
Heather looked confused "Say what now?" Utena continued "Of course, I've never heard of anyone getting a ring through a bag of chips... Oh, well. But this PROVES that you're my Prince!"
"Huh? I wasn't paying any attention because I was picking out the broken teeth." She showed Utena the four cracked teeth the ring resulted in "What currency does the tooth fairy pay with in Hou-Oushi?" Utena sweatdropped. "Grrrrgh..."
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Later that night the kids are sitting in the cafeteria discussing the day's activites. Becky frowned "After much research, I've come to the conclusion that we're gonna be spending the next two weeks in a loony bin." Josh frowned at her rubbing his cheeks "My cheeks are bruised from all the accidental slappings..."
Danielle looked uneasy "You don't want to hear about how my day went."
"They're all up to something, I tell you. There's something BIG going down around here..." Sarah remarked as Heather eyed the rose tine in her hand "The pink-haired chick is coming on to me and this thing broke my teeth."
Danielle frowned slightly "All-in-all, I'd say this is going to be an interesting few weeks."
"Yeah, who knows what tomorrow'll be like?" Sarah eyed Josh "Whaddya mean tomorrow? First we have to get through tonight..."
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