Disclaimer: I do not own Revolutionary Girl Utena
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CHAPTER 3
I LOVE THE NIGHT LIFE
The group proceeded to clean up their places in the cafeteria just as the group of students from Ohtori entered. Becky looked between the two red heads. "Huh? Oh, hi, Juri. Hi, Touga. Sorry about your butter churner." Touga frowned and replyed through clenched teeth "It's... not... a problem." (Anglishmann Schwein...)
Akio entered the room, the estemed dean of Ohtori got a rather unwanted welcome for a certain red haired cat girl "HISSSSSSSS!!!!" She darted behind Heather "Don't let him anywhere near me!" The dean frowned at the girls actions "Charming. I just came down to wish everyone a pleasant evening." Sarah whispered something under her breath to the rest of them (Don't be fooled. He wants to wish us more than that...) As she finished she found that the dean had walked out Josh frowned, "What? He leaves and that's it? Weird." The blue haired Ohtori teen know as Miki frowned and spoke "Actually, we came down to inform you of the evening situation."
"Situation?" Heather frowned making the little finger motions.
"Since we are short of rooms, each of you will be sharing the room of the instructor to whom you've been assigned. The rules are typical, so..." Becky started shaking her head stopping the teen from talking "Woah, woah, woah. Don't go assuming we know your rules, blue guy!" Miki sighed "Fine. Ahem." He picked up a sheet of paper "The Ohtori rules for evening hours:
1) No booze.
2) Keep noise levels at a minimum.
3) All naughty items should be kept in your room.
4) If Akio comes into your room, you have no right to throw him out."
Sarah frowned her eyes twitching slightl "Those are rules?" Miki shrugged "Hey, I didn't make them."
"I guess that means I'll be roomin' with you, Saionji!"
He fund himself slapped again "Umm... I meant "there's a spare cot in my room." Josh frowned rubbing his sore cheek "Lovely. Ever considered having that arm looked at?"
"Likewise, Becky will be with Juri, Sarah will be with me, and... uh... oh, dear." Danielle frowned at the blue haired teen "Something wrong?"
"Utena and Anshi already share a room; it's the law of the Rose Bride."
Heather looked at Miki oddly "I certainly hope those rules are less odd than the regular ones."
"I guess it'll be a tight squeeze. Well, good night, everyone."
Becky sweatdropped "This... is gonna be an interesting evening."
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Josh and Saionji are walking down the hall towards the green haired teen room.
"Is your room big?"
"It's the same size as all the rooms. Standard size."
"I see. Hey, that was interesting." Josh paused and saionji frowned "What is?"
"You've just said two sentences without slapping me." Saionji once again frowned "Oh, that. My arm stops working after 9 PM."
"I suppose that would explain the pen you have in your hand..." Saionji looked embarassed "Do you think it makes me look stupid?"
"Nahhh." The green haired teen paused in front of a door "Ah, here's my room."
He opened the door and turned on the light. Josh suddenly felt slightly sick. Several hundered pictures of Anshi in diffrent poses were posterd up on the walls of the room. Saionji blushed slightly
"What do you think?" Josh could only sweatdrop "Well, you certainly have a theme going, don't you?" Saionji only chuckled sheepishly.
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Elsewhere Juri is showing Becky her room. Becky paused looking around "What do you think?" Becky nodded "It's clean. That's cool. I especially like the smell in here. You ought to see my room." Juri frowned "Why? Is your room filthy?"
Becky shook her head "No, but it smells different. See, mine resembles the perfume I apply to my pits every morning mixed in with the scent of all the candy bars I hide beneath my bed... mixed with the smell of ants and rodent droppings." Juri nodded "Aha."
"But your room... Hmm... You use men's deoderant, don't you?"
Juri shrugged "What? Ah... Yeah... I do..." She started to slowly break down. "I can't help it! It was Shiori's favorite! Awwwwwww...." She then flopped down onto the bed and started blubbering pounding her fists into the pillow.
(This is just pathetic)Becky thought but walked over and sat down next to her roomate patting her back "There, there, Juri..."
Juri sniffled blowing her nose and looking up at Bwecky with puppy dog eyes "I want my mommy." Becky sighed she was in for a long night.
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Sarah surveyed Miki's room. THe only thing there was a piano.
"There's not much to see, but I hope you find the room enjoyable."
"There's just a piano. Where's your bed?" She pointed out Miki raised his finger "It's my own invention." He pulled the lid off of the grand piano to reveal a double bed inside "Kind of like a vampire's coffin, don't you think?" Sarah's eye twitched "Yeah... Neat..." (Creepy...)
"Anywhere, there's a cot in the closet, and-URK!" Miki froze and Sarah got that sinking feeling. "Something wrong?"
(My God, I've just realized that I've got a girl other than my sister sleeping in MY room... I must contain myself. I must show restraint...)Miki looked to his guest "Uh, I've gotta go get some water. I'll be right back." He said running out of the room, then leaving the building and running out into the fountain. "EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" He returns to his room soaking wet."OK, I'm back." Sarah could only sweatdrop.
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Heather and Danielle looked around Utena and Anshi's room. Utena smiled gesturing around the room.
"Make yourselves at home, girls!"
"Thanks. Ummm..." While Heather struggled for words Danielle was trying to figure out where she was going to sleep "Let's see... I can't sleep in the dresser; there's a mongoose in there. I can't sleep under the bed; there's an alligator. What'm I supposed to do?" Anshi smiled grabbing the poor teen by the neck and stroking her hair again "It's OK, George! You can sleep with me, yes you can!"
(Oh, goodie. She'll probably suffocate me)The red head thought to herself before answering "Oh, that sounds great! Really... nice."
"Yay!" She promptly throws her into her bed and climbs on top of the poor teen "You're gonna be a great pillow, George!" She fell asleep with her head on poor Danielle's stomach preventing her from moving at all." Danielle looked at her friend with a pathetic face "Help." Heather frowned "Sorry. You're on your own on this one, Danielle"
"Ah, so where're you gonna sleep?" Utena asked
"Is there a closet nearby?" Utena pointed to the closet "Well, there's one over there, but..."
"I'll go in there." She proceeded to walk over to the closet and open the door. She does this and finds herself being caught by a huge squid tentecale. Utena frowned slightly "Hey, someone switched the balloon with a real thing! I wonder who'd do that?!"
"ACK." She finally managed to free herself "OK, I'm sleeping in the bathroom." Utena nodded "OK, but whatever you do, don't open the medicine cabinet, or-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Meanwhile the younger sister of a certain Amish wannabe was trying to sleep. Easter Island boy was lying on the floor. She frowned and glared at the should be 'Hard headed' teen "You say you have to go to the bathroom? Then get up! ...Whaddya mean you can't get up? Well, no wonder! Sheesh... Hold it until morning!" She remarked turning out the lights leaving the poor boy in the dark.
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Midnight is of course the time when everyone should be sleeping however at Ohtori it just means some weird shits about to go down. Why not start with the chaos in Saionji's room?
A putrid sound like someone farted rang out "Hey." Josh frowned yawning "What?" Saionji looked to teh brown haired teen "Was that you farting?"
"Me? No...." He looked slightly insulted
"Well, it wasn't me." Saionji remarked as the sound rang out again
"There it is again." Josh paused listening "I wonder who it could be?" It sounded again and Saionji was getting fed up with the sound and the SMELL! "This isn't funny!"
"Ugh. I guess this proves the theory of diffusion. Phaugh!" He put two fingers over his nose to try to block out the smell. It happened again "That does it! I'm turning on the light!" Saionji turned on the light and both jumped in suprise at what was before them. Yoda is sitting on a stack of magazines and farting aimlessly. Saionji threw something at the green Jedi Master before yelling "Hey, get lost, you pruny green dipwad!" Yoda then lept out the window and ran off through the courtyard, laughing crazily and still passing gas.
Saionji left the window open so the place could air out "That stupid puppet's been poppin' up and poppin' off everywhere. He wants a sequel." Josh looked confused "What?" Saionji shook his head "Never mind."
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Becky awoke to the sound of Juri's mumbling "Oooh, marshmallows... Yes, please, I'd like one... Woah, that's huge..." Becky looked a little stunned "Oh, boy. I think we can all guess what's going to happen next." She was of course right as the red haired teen proceeded to eat her pillow. "BRAAAAAAAAAAP" Becky's eyes got wide "Hoo boy." Juri smiled "Strawberries... Sure, I'd like some strawberries..." Becky frowned and looked around the room "Strawberries? What here in this room has the color of..." Becky
screamed as Juri latched onto her head "This is what I get for using strawberry-scented shampoo! YEEEEEOOOWWWW!!!"
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Meanwhile in Miki's room, Sarah is sleeping soundly on the cot when the piano opens up. Miki then emerges from the Piano wearing a black cape and a tuxedo, Fangs are visible in his mouth as he walks over to Sarah a cruel smirk on his face. Which is most unfiting. "Ahh, a fresh victim for my ever-growing army of the undead, blah!"
Sarah looked up and yawned not even being phased "What? What was that?" Miki frowned and tried to look threatning. "Hey, you were supposed to stay asleep, blah!" Sarah frowned and threw a pillow at Miki "Miki, quit playing around... You're not a vampire in any of the episodes..." She muttered before falling asleep again.
"What is with you, blah? I'm a big, scary, bloodsucking vampire, blah! Oh, well. I don't care if you fear me or not. I'll suck your blood anyway, blah!" Suddenly the lights turned on and Miki and his twin sister Kozue walked in Miki was talking and smiling at her "So then I said "lemme help you play that tune," and then-" Kozue frowned and pointed to the Other Miki "Miki, what's that vampire doing over there?" Miki looked frustrated "Oh, not you again! Hey, Count Mikelangelo! Scat already!" The Vampire looked indignantly at his blue haired counterpart "What? No, blah! I like it here, blah!"
"SCRAM!!!" He said holding up a cross which cause Count Mikelangelo to hiss and leap out of the window. Kozue looked proudly to her brother "Well, you sure showed him." Miki sighed slightly relieved "Sheesh. Vampires: You rent out your room to 'em once and they think they're members of your family."
"Miki, go to sleep... ZZZZZZZ" Sarah muttered in her sleep Miki sighed "Sad that she'll never realize I saved her life."
Kozue nodded "That happens with all the pretty girls, doesn't it? You invite 'em in, Count Mikelangelo shows up and they never wake up to see you drive him away." Miki nodded sadly "Sad but true."
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Anshi slept through the whole night on top of poor Danielle. The red haired cat girl lay awake her eyes wide "Can't sleep. Akio will eat me. Can't sleep. Akio will eat me." Utena frowned "Man, that cat's a broken record. I know! I'll go see how Heather's doing." Utena proceeded to creep into the bathroom where Heather was sleeping in the shower with all her clothes on and a hat over her face. Utena smiles "Awwww, like a little angel..." Heather began mumbling something in her sleep "I said quit humpin' my leg, you stupid dog... Ha! How d'ya like THEM apples, ya dumb mutt?..." She sweatdropped "Errrr... I'll just pretend I didn't hear that."
"Agh, get off me, you stupid mutt... Get! Stupid... Argh..." Utena frowned "HEAD FOR THE HILLS! THE DAM'S BROKEN!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Heather then proceeded to grab Utena by the neck slamming her head into the tile wall in the show. She is then knocked out and falls on her. She of course wakes up " ...Huh? Hey, did you want to use the bathroom? Hello? Hello? Huh." Heather shoved her out of the shower and then went back to sleep.
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CHAPTER 3
I LOVE THE NIGHT LIFE
The group proceeded to clean up their places in the cafeteria just as the group of students from Ohtori entered. Becky looked between the two red heads. "Huh? Oh, hi, Juri. Hi, Touga. Sorry about your butter churner." Touga frowned and replyed through clenched teeth "It's... not... a problem." (Anglishmann Schwein...)
Akio entered the room, the estemed dean of Ohtori got a rather unwanted welcome for a certain red haired cat girl "HISSSSSSSS!!!!" She darted behind Heather "Don't let him anywhere near me!" The dean frowned at the girls actions "Charming. I just came down to wish everyone a pleasant evening." Sarah whispered something under her breath to the rest of them (Don't be fooled. He wants to wish us more than that...) As she finished she found that the dean had walked out Josh frowned, "What? He leaves and that's it? Weird." The blue haired Ohtori teen know as Miki frowned and spoke "Actually, we came down to inform you of the evening situation."
"Situation?" Heather frowned making the little finger motions.
"Since we are short of rooms, each of you will be sharing the room of the instructor to whom you've been assigned. The rules are typical, so..." Becky started shaking her head stopping the teen from talking "Woah, woah, woah. Don't go assuming we know your rules, blue guy!" Miki sighed "Fine. Ahem." He picked up a sheet of paper "The Ohtori rules for evening hours:
1) No booze.
2) Keep noise levels at a minimum.
3) All naughty items should be kept in your room.
4) If Akio comes into your room, you have no right to throw him out."
Sarah frowned her eyes twitching slightl "Those are rules?" Miki shrugged "Hey, I didn't make them."
"I guess that means I'll be roomin' with you, Saionji!"
He fund himself slapped again "Umm... I meant "there's a spare cot in my room." Josh frowned rubbing his sore cheek "Lovely. Ever considered having that arm looked at?"
"Likewise, Becky will be with Juri, Sarah will be with me, and... uh... oh, dear." Danielle frowned at the blue haired teen "Something wrong?"
"Utena and Anshi already share a room; it's the law of the Rose Bride."
Heather looked at Miki oddly "I certainly hope those rules are less odd than the regular ones."
"I guess it'll be a tight squeeze. Well, good night, everyone."
Becky sweatdropped "This... is gonna be an interesting evening."
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Josh and Saionji are walking down the hall towards the green haired teen room.
"Is your room big?"
"It's the same size as all the rooms. Standard size."
"I see. Hey, that was interesting." Josh paused and saionji frowned "What is?"
"You've just said two sentences without slapping me." Saionji once again frowned "Oh, that. My arm stops working after 9 PM."
"I suppose that would explain the pen you have in your hand..." Saionji looked embarassed "Do you think it makes me look stupid?"
"Nahhh." The green haired teen paused in front of a door "Ah, here's my room."
He opened the door and turned on the light. Josh suddenly felt slightly sick. Several hundered pictures of Anshi in diffrent poses were posterd up on the walls of the room. Saionji blushed slightly
"What do you think?" Josh could only sweatdrop "Well, you certainly have a theme going, don't you?" Saionji only chuckled sheepishly.
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Elsewhere Juri is showing Becky her room. Becky paused looking around "What do you think?" Becky nodded "It's clean. That's cool. I especially like the smell in here. You ought to see my room." Juri frowned "Why? Is your room filthy?"
Becky shook her head "No, but it smells different. See, mine resembles the perfume I apply to my pits every morning mixed in with the scent of all the candy bars I hide beneath my bed... mixed with the smell of ants and rodent droppings." Juri nodded "Aha."
"But your room... Hmm... You use men's deoderant, don't you?"
Juri shrugged "What? Ah... Yeah... I do..." She started to slowly break down. "I can't help it! It was Shiori's favorite! Awwwwwww...." She then flopped down onto the bed and started blubbering pounding her fists into the pillow.
(This is just pathetic)Becky thought but walked over and sat down next to her roomate patting her back "There, there, Juri..."
Juri sniffled blowing her nose and looking up at Bwecky with puppy dog eyes "I want my mommy." Becky sighed she was in for a long night.
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Sarah surveyed Miki's room. THe only thing there was a piano.
"There's not much to see, but I hope you find the room enjoyable."
"There's just a piano. Where's your bed?" She pointed out Miki raised his finger "It's my own invention." He pulled the lid off of the grand piano to reveal a double bed inside "Kind of like a vampire's coffin, don't you think?" Sarah's eye twitched "Yeah... Neat..." (Creepy...)
"Anywhere, there's a cot in the closet, and-URK!" Miki froze and Sarah got that sinking feeling. "Something wrong?"
(My God, I've just realized that I've got a girl other than my sister sleeping in MY room... I must contain myself. I must show restraint...)Miki looked to his guest "Uh, I've gotta go get some water. I'll be right back." He said running out of the room, then leaving the building and running out into the fountain. "EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" He returns to his room soaking wet."OK, I'm back." Sarah could only sweatdrop.
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Heather and Danielle looked around Utena and Anshi's room. Utena smiled gesturing around the room.
"Make yourselves at home, girls!"
"Thanks. Ummm..." While Heather struggled for words Danielle was trying to figure out where she was going to sleep "Let's see... I can't sleep in the dresser; there's a mongoose in there. I can't sleep under the bed; there's an alligator. What'm I supposed to do?" Anshi smiled grabbing the poor teen by the neck and stroking her hair again "It's OK, George! You can sleep with me, yes you can!"
(Oh, goodie. She'll probably suffocate me)The red head thought to herself before answering "Oh, that sounds great! Really... nice."
"Yay!" She promptly throws her into her bed and climbs on top of the poor teen "You're gonna be a great pillow, George!" She fell asleep with her head on poor Danielle's stomach preventing her from moving at all." Danielle looked at her friend with a pathetic face "Help." Heather frowned "Sorry. You're on your own on this one, Danielle"
"Ah, so where're you gonna sleep?" Utena asked
"Is there a closet nearby?" Utena pointed to the closet "Well, there's one over there, but..."
"I'll go in there." She proceeded to walk over to the closet and open the door. She does this and finds herself being caught by a huge squid tentecale. Utena frowned slightly "Hey, someone switched the balloon with a real thing! I wonder who'd do that?!"
"ACK." She finally managed to free herself "OK, I'm sleeping in the bathroom." Utena nodded "OK, but whatever you do, don't open the medicine cabinet, or-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Meanwhile the younger sister of a certain Amish wannabe was trying to sleep. Easter Island boy was lying on the floor. She frowned and glared at the should be 'Hard headed' teen "You say you have to go to the bathroom? Then get up! ...Whaddya mean you can't get up? Well, no wonder! Sheesh... Hold it until morning!" She remarked turning out the lights leaving the poor boy in the dark.
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Midnight is of course the time when everyone should be sleeping however at Ohtori it just means some weird shits about to go down. Why not start with the chaos in Saionji's room?
A putrid sound like someone farted rang out "Hey." Josh frowned yawning "What?" Saionji looked to teh brown haired teen "Was that you farting?"
"Me? No...." He looked slightly insulted
"Well, it wasn't me." Saionji remarked as the sound rang out again
"There it is again." Josh paused listening "I wonder who it could be?" It sounded again and Saionji was getting fed up with the sound and the SMELL! "This isn't funny!"
"Ugh. I guess this proves the theory of diffusion. Phaugh!" He put two fingers over his nose to try to block out the smell. It happened again "That does it! I'm turning on the light!" Saionji turned on the light and both jumped in suprise at what was before them. Yoda is sitting on a stack of magazines and farting aimlessly. Saionji threw something at the green Jedi Master before yelling "Hey, get lost, you pruny green dipwad!" Yoda then lept out the window and ran off through the courtyard, laughing crazily and still passing gas.
Saionji left the window open so the place could air out "That stupid puppet's been poppin' up and poppin' off everywhere. He wants a sequel." Josh looked confused "What?" Saionji shook his head "Never mind."
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Becky awoke to the sound of Juri's mumbling "Oooh, marshmallows... Yes, please, I'd like one... Woah, that's huge..." Becky looked a little stunned "Oh, boy. I think we can all guess what's going to happen next." She was of course right as the red haired teen proceeded to eat her pillow. "BRAAAAAAAAAAP" Becky's eyes got wide "Hoo boy." Juri smiled "Strawberries... Sure, I'd like some strawberries..." Becky frowned and looked around the room "Strawberries? What here in this room has the color of..." Becky
screamed as Juri latched onto her head "This is what I get for using strawberry-scented shampoo! YEEEEEOOOWWWW!!!"
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Meanwhile in Miki's room, Sarah is sleeping soundly on the cot when the piano opens up. Miki then emerges from the Piano wearing a black cape and a tuxedo, Fangs are visible in his mouth as he walks over to Sarah a cruel smirk on his face. Which is most unfiting. "Ahh, a fresh victim for my ever-growing army of the undead, blah!"
Sarah looked up and yawned not even being phased "What? What was that?" Miki frowned and tried to look threatning. "Hey, you were supposed to stay asleep, blah!" Sarah frowned and threw a pillow at Miki "Miki, quit playing around... You're not a vampire in any of the episodes..." She muttered before falling asleep again.
"What is with you, blah? I'm a big, scary, bloodsucking vampire, blah! Oh, well. I don't care if you fear me or not. I'll suck your blood anyway, blah!" Suddenly the lights turned on and Miki and his twin sister Kozue walked in Miki was talking and smiling at her "So then I said "lemme help you play that tune," and then-" Kozue frowned and pointed to the Other Miki "Miki, what's that vampire doing over there?" Miki looked frustrated "Oh, not you again! Hey, Count Mikelangelo! Scat already!" The Vampire looked indignantly at his blue haired counterpart "What? No, blah! I like it here, blah!"
"SCRAM!!!" He said holding up a cross which cause Count Mikelangelo to hiss and leap out of the window. Kozue looked proudly to her brother "Well, you sure showed him." Miki sighed slightly relieved "Sheesh. Vampires: You rent out your room to 'em once and they think they're members of your family."
"Miki, go to sleep... ZZZZZZZ" Sarah muttered in her sleep Miki sighed "Sad that she'll never realize I saved her life."
Kozue nodded "That happens with all the pretty girls, doesn't it? You invite 'em in, Count Mikelangelo shows up and they never wake up to see you drive him away." Miki nodded sadly "Sad but true."
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Anshi slept through the whole night on top of poor Danielle. The red haired cat girl lay awake her eyes wide "Can't sleep. Akio will eat me. Can't sleep. Akio will eat me." Utena frowned "Man, that cat's a broken record. I know! I'll go see how Heather's doing." Utena proceeded to creep into the bathroom where Heather was sleeping in the shower with all her clothes on and a hat over her face. Utena smiles "Awwww, like a little angel..." Heather began mumbling something in her sleep "I said quit humpin' my leg, you stupid dog... Ha! How d'ya like THEM apples, ya dumb mutt?..." She sweatdropped "Errrr... I'll just pretend I didn't hear that."
"Agh, get off me, you stupid mutt... Get! Stupid... Argh..." Utena frowned "HEAD FOR THE HILLS! THE DAM'S BROKEN!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Heather then proceeded to grab Utena by the neck slamming her head into the tile wall in the show. She is then knocked out and falls on her. She of course wakes up " ...Huh? Hey, did you want to use the bathroom? Hello? Hello? Huh." Heather shoved her out of the shower and then went back to sleep.
