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Field Day
By Li Kenta
Chapter 6
Li: Hey, guys.
Link: Hey Li, what no Mike?
Li: Sadly, his first apperance was his last, as funny as it was.
Ganondorf: Speak for yourself.
Zelda: I still can't believe such a cute little baby, made mince meat out of the king of evil.
Li: Man, your pathetic.
Ganondorf: Oh really. *takes out steel guantlet and smacks Li*
Malon: Li!!
(Malon checks on Li, on the floor with a huge red mark on his cheek.)
Ganondorf: Ha, you couldn't even withstand that. *Laughs*
Saria: Hey, you used a steel guantlet!
Ganondorf: So, if he were a true warrior, he would have withstood that.
Li: It's okay Saria.
(Li approaches Ganondorf and starts pulling of his right glove. Ganondorf merely scoffs, apparently seeing the piece of
leather as nothing dangerous. The glove finally off, Li prepares to smack the unimpressed gerudo, finally he hit
Ganondorf on the top of his head, sending him to the ground with his head imbeded in the ground.)
All:...
Nabooru: How the hell did you do that?
(Li merely sticks out his hand, shaking the glove. It's contents spill to the ground, four horse shoes and Epona.)
Malon: How did get all that in their?
Li: Took a leason from Bugs Bunny.
Zelda: That explains a lot.
Darunia: Two questions. One, am I going to be included in this fic? Two, where are we going?
Li: One, yes, Two, we're going to Hyrule Castle Town.
Ganondorf: *pulls head out of ground* You do know that everybody there wants me dead, don't you?
Li: What are you chicken? *cluck like a chicken*
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *skyrockets...literally*
Li:...Could someone explain?
Rauru: Ever since the last chapter, she's had a very big fear of chickens.
Impa: Yes, every time she even heer's chicken noises she skyrockets, in a literal sense.
Nabooru: And she's do back in three, two, one...
*CRASH*
Darunia: Now.
Ruto: Poultry will take over the world...
Link: Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Li: I think it's about time we got going.
(The group pulls Ruto out of her crater and head toward Hyrules largest city.)
Li: This outta be interesting.
Malon: Why?
Li: Let's just say I have something planned.
Ganondorf: I am so dead.
Li: Yes, yes you are.
Inside Hyrule Castle Town...
Zelda: Finally I'm home.
Guard: Hello Princess Zelda. how are you...CALL THE ARMY!!! DRAGMIRE'S BACK!!!!
(In a matter of mere seconds a huge group of guard come.)
Ganondorf: *grabs Zelda's arm* Call them off!
Guard #2: He's assaulting the princess, GET HIM!!!
Ganondorf: *grabs Link and uses him as a shield* STAY BACK!!!
Guard #3: He's using the princess' boyfriend as a shield!
Guard #4: Subdue him!
(At those words, the group of guards started to be the crap out of the gerudo.)
Li: Hmm.
Malon: What?
Li: I'm suprised they're doing this.
Zelda: What, you think they shouldn't beat the crap out of him?
Li: No, it's not that, it's the fact that they're doing their jobs.
Link: Wow, that is suprising.
Impa: I think we should go to the market, you know to give the guards some room.
Nabooru: Agreed.
(The group heads toward the market while Ganondorf is being pummeled into the ground.)
Little Girl: *hiding something* Hi!
Ruto: Ah, your so cute, what do you have their?
Little Girl: My pet cucco, Runner!
(Ruto is wide eyed before the cucco's clucks and she skyrockets.)
Link: *looking up* Damn, she can fly high.
Malon: When do you think she'll come down?
Zelda: Well judging from the increased volume of her screams, in a little while.
Li: According to her shadow she's going to fall in the fountain.
*CRASH*
Li: Or not.
(Ruto landed on the streets of the market, making yet another crater.)
Ruto: White meat is evil. *collapse*
Ganondorf: Help... *puts his hand on Sria's shoulder.*
Guard #2: Where did he...oh no, he's assualting a young child!
Ganondorf: No, I'm not! *runs*
Guard #1: He's resisting arest, get him!
(Ganondorf runs for the sake of remaining unshattered body parts, in process he knocks down Malon.)
Li: Hey, watch it, you moron.
Guard #4; Hit and run, hit and run!
Ganondorf: God dammit!
Guard #3: Using god's name in vain!
Link: Damn, they're slapping on everything they can.
Ganondorf: Nabooru, help a fellow gerudo!
Nabooru: No way.
Ganondorf: *grabs her* Please!
Guard #1: He's assaulting Nabooru!
Men: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guard #2: That means the gerudo's will no longer come here!
Men: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gurad #3: No more 'favors' from them!
Men: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guard #4: No more gerudo's!
Men: SWEET CREATOR'S OF HYRULE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Impa: I had no idea how many perverts their are in Hyrule.
Guards: GET HIM!!!!
Ganondorf: *running* I am so dead.
Ruto: Evil chicken.
Ganondorf: Get out of my way! *knocks Ruto over*
Guard #4: He has hit Princess Ruto.
All:...
Guard #3: Is that bad?
Guard #1: Well, I don't think it's good.
Guard #2: Do you think we should do something?
Guard #4: I don't know, this is confusing.
Link: Hitting Ruto, good or bad, what do you think Li?
Li: Hmm... *sits down* You might wanna take out a big sandwich, this going to take a while.
Two hours later...
Guards and Li: So confused...
Rauru: Oh for the love of the gods, beat the crap out of him!
Guard #1: Works for me.
Guards #2-4: Yeah!
Ganondorf: Crap. *snaps fingers*
(Again the guards begin to kick Ganondorf's ass.)
Li: Ha ha ha, stupid Ganonmonkey.
Malon: You enjoy seeing him in pain, don't you?
Li: Hey, he hurt you, the bastard got what he deserved.
Malon: You're highly protective, aren't you?
Li: Yup.
Malon: Umm, Li *whispers into ear*
Li: Yes ma'am! *the couple dissapear*
Zelda: Where did they go?
Link: Fifty rupee's say their making out.
Ruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs of in some random direction*
Link: Let's go.
Saria: Question. Where?
Link: After Ruto, becuase if she interupts them, Li's going to be pissed, meaning we'll have to suffer.
Zelda: Let's go!
Elsewhere...
Ruto: Must find Li.
(The evil known as Ruto, continued looking through the back alleys of the city. She was about give up, when she heard
giggling, from behind some barrels.)
Ruto: No... *lifts barrels*
(The princess of Zoras looks on in horror as Li and Malon continued to makeout, taking no notice to her presence. After
about a minute she started to tap her foot impatiently, at he five minute mark she had enough.)
Ruto: Hey!
Li: God dammit! It's just like the demon fish to interupt us!
Ruto: Get of him!
Malon: Wanna make me?
Li: *thinking* This would appeal to me more, if only Malon wasn't fighting a cross between fish, man, demons, satan,
pure evil and some biohazzardous material mixed in.
Malon: You can't beat me.
Ruto: How are you so sure?
Malon: I have this! *pulls out pocket cuco*
(Again Ruto looked at the bain of her existence, this time travel sized.)
P.C.: Cluck.
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *skyrockets*
Meanwhile...
Darunia: Crap, I couldn't find them.
Link: Impossible...
Saria: Oh gods, send us a sign.
(Saria gets her sign, Ruto flying into the air...and then coming down, on top of a building.)
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
Zelda: Ouch.
Link: Hmm.
Nabooru: What?
Link: That's a four story building.
Rauru: So?
Link: We should have heard another crash.
Zelda: We don't have time to think about this, lets go and find those two.
Li: There's no need.
Link: There you are.
Malon: We're here.
Rauru: So what were you two doing?
All:...
Rauru: What?
Saria: Don't tell me you don't what they were doing.
Rauru: Uhhh...
Li: Okay, he's an idiot, don't talk to him.
Zelda: So, is this the end of the chapter?
Li: I don't know, something's missing.
Link: What?
Ganondorf: Ahhhh!! *still running from the guards*
Guard #1: He stepped on the grass!
Guard #3: Get him!
Impa: Was that it?
Li: Part of it, but something else needs to happen.
Darunia: Like?
*CRASH*
Zelda: Huh?
Link: Looks like Ruto has finished falling.
Malon: Ha ha!
Li: Guess that'll do.
A/N: Well that's chapter six, hope you liked it, ah the endless pain a cause Ganondorf and Ruto, it's pretty damn funny
isn't? Lets see, next chapter me and the group Hyrule residents unfortunate to have me as an author will head to Death
Mountain, heh heh heh, Ganondorf is so dead. Oh and if case your wondering Angel and Devil called me Domi-Lama if theirs
a small chance (I seem to rely on these alot) you want to know where the hell they got it from it is my actual name, if
you want to know what that is check out my profile.
Field Day
By Li Kenta
Chapter 6
Li: Hey, guys.
Link: Hey Li, what no Mike?
Li: Sadly, his first apperance was his last, as funny as it was.
Ganondorf: Speak for yourself.
Zelda: I still can't believe such a cute little baby, made mince meat out of the king of evil.
Li: Man, your pathetic.
Ganondorf: Oh really. *takes out steel guantlet and smacks Li*
Malon: Li!!
(Malon checks on Li, on the floor with a huge red mark on his cheek.)
Ganondorf: Ha, you couldn't even withstand that. *Laughs*
Saria: Hey, you used a steel guantlet!
Ganondorf: So, if he were a true warrior, he would have withstood that.
Li: It's okay Saria.
(Li approaches Ganondorf and starts pulling of his right glove. Ganondorf merely scoffs, apparently seeing the piece of
leather as nothing dangerous. The glove finally off, Li prepares to smack the unimpressed gerudo, finally he hit
Ganondorf on the top of his head, sending him to the ground with his head imbeded in the ground.)
All:...
Nabooru: How the hell did you do that?
(Li merely sticks out his hand, shaking the glove. It's contents spill to the ground, four horse shoes and Epona.)
Malon: How did get all that in their?
Li: Took a leason from Bugs Bunny.
Zelda: That explains a lot.
Darunia: Two questions. One, am I going to be included in this fic? Two, where are we going?
Li: One, yes, Two, we're going to Hyrule Castle Town.
Ganondorf: *pulls head out of ground* You do know that everybody there wants me dead, don't you?
Li: What are you chicken? *cluck like a chicken*
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *skyrockets...literally*
Li:...Could someone explain?
Rauru: Ever since the last chapter, she's had a very big fear of chickens.
Impa: Yes, every time she even heer's chicken noises she skyrockets, in a literal sense.
Nabooru: And she's do back in three, two, one...
*CRASH*
Darunia: Now.
Ruto: Poultry will take over the world...
Link: Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Li: I think it's about time we got going.
(The group pulls Ruto out of her crater and head toward Hyrules largest city.)
Li: This outta be interesting.
Malon: Why?
Li: Let's just say I have something planned.
Ganondorf: I am so dead.
Li: Yes, yes you are.
Inside Hyrule Castle Town...
Zelda: Finally I'm home.
Guard: Hello Princess Zelda. how are you...CALL THE ARMY!!! DRAGMIRE'S BACK!!!!
(In a matter of mere seconds a huge group of guard come.)
Ganondorf: *grabs Zelda's arm* Call them off!
Guard #2: He's assaulting the princess, GET HIM!!!
Ganondorf: *grabs Link and uses him as a shield* STAY BACK!!!
Guard #3: He's using the princess' boyfriend as a shield!
Guard #4: Subdue him!
(At those words, the group of guards started to be the crap out of the gerudo.)
Li: Hmm.
Malon: What?
Li: I'm suprised they're doing this.
Zelda: What, you think they shouldn't beat the crap out of him?
Li: No, it's not that, it's the fact that they're doing their jobs.
Link: Wow, that is suprising.
Impa: I think we should go to the market, you know to give the guards some room.
Nabooru: Agreed.
(The group heads toward the market while Ganondorf is being pummeled into the ground.)
Little Girl: *hiding something* Hi!
Ruto: Ah, your so cute, what do you have their?
Little Girl: My pet cucco, Runner!
(Ruto is wide eyed before the cucco's clucks and she skyrockets.)
Link: *looking up* Damn, she can fly high.
Malon: When do you think she'll come down?
Zelda: Well judging from the increased volume of her screams, in a little while.
Li: According to her shadow she's going to fall in the fountain.
*CRASH*
Li: Or not.
(Ruto landed on the streets of the market, making yet another crater.)
Ruto: White meat is evil. *collapse*
Ganondorf: Help... *puts his hand on Sria's shoulder.*
Guard #2: Where did he...oh no, he's assualting a young child!
Ganondorf: No, I'm not! *runs*
Guard #1: He's resisting arest, get him!
(Ganondorf runs for the sake of remaining unshattered body parts, in process he knocks down Malon.)
Li: Hey, watch it, you moron.
Guard #4; Hit and run, hit and run!
Ganondorf: God dammit!
Guard #3: Using god's name in vain!
Link: Damn, they're slapping on everything they can.
Ganondorf: Nabooru, help a fellow gerudo!
Nabooru: No way.
Ganondorf: *grabs her* Please!
Guard #1: He's assaulting Nabooru!
Men: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guard #2: That means the gerudo's will no longer come here!
Men: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gurad #3: No more 'favors' from them!
Men: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guard #4: No more gerudo's!
Men: SWEET CREATOR'S OF HYRULE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Impa: I had no idea how many perverts their are in Hyrule.
Guards: GET HIM!!!!
Ganondorf: *running* I am so dead.
Ruto: Evil chicken.
Ganondorf: Get out of my way! *knocks Ruto over*
Guard #4: He has hit Princess Ruto.
All:...
Guard #3: Is that bad?
Guard #1: Well, I don't think it's good.
Guard #2: Do you think we should do something?
Guard #4: I don't know, this is confusing.
Link: Hitting Ruto, good or bad, what do you think Li?
Li: Hmm... *sits down* You might wanna take out a big sandwich, this going to take a while.
Two hours later...
Guards and Li: So confused...
Rauru: Oh for the love of the gods, beat the crap out of him!
Guard #1: Works for me.
Guards #2-4: Yeah!
Ganondorf: Crap. *snaps fingers*
(Again the guards begin to kick Ganondorf's ass.)
Li: Ha ha ha, stupid Ganonmonkey.
Malon: You enjoy seeing him in pain, don't you?
Li: Hey, he hurt you, the bastard got what he deserved.
Malon: You're highly protective, aren't you?
Li: Yup.
Malon: Umm, Li *whispers into ear*
Li: Yes ma'am! *the couple dissapear*
Zelda: Where did they go?
Link: Fifty rupee's say their making out.
Ruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs of in some random direction*
Link: Let's go.
Saria: Question. Where?
Link: After Ruto, becuase if she interupts them, Li's going to be pissed, meaning we'll have to suffer.
Zelda: Let's go!
Elsewhere...
Ruto: Must find Li.
(The evil known as Ruto, continued looking through the back alleys of the city. She was about give up, when she heard
giggling, from behind some barrels.)
Ruto: No... *lifts barrels*
(The princess of Zoras looks on in horror as Li and Malon continued to makeout, taking no notice to her presence. After
about a minute she started to tap her foot impatiently, at he five minute mark she had enough.)
Ruto: Hey!
Li: God dammit! It's just like the demon fish to interupt us!
Ruto: Get of him!
Malon: Wanna make me?
Li: *thinking* This would appeal to me more, if only Malon wasn't fighting a cross between fish, man, demons, satan,
pure evil and some biohazzardous material mixed in.
Malon: You can't beat me.
Ruto: How are you so sure?
Malon: I have this! *pulls out pocket cuco*
(Again Ruto looked at the bain of her existence, this time travel sized.)
P.C.: Cluck.
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *skyrockets*
Meanwhile...
Darunia: Crap, I couldn't find them.
Link: Impossible...
Saria: Oh gods, send us a sign.
(Saria gets her sign, Ruto flying into the air...and then coming down, on top of a building.)
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
Zelda: Ouch.
Link: Hmm.
Nabooru: What?
Link: That's a four story building.
Rauru: So?
Link: We should have heard another crash.
Zelda: We don't have time to think about this, lets go and find those two.
Li: There's no need.
Link: There you are.
Malon: We're here.
Rauru: So what were you two doing?
All:...
Rauru: What?
Saria: Don't tell me you don't what they were doing.
Rauru: Uhhh...
Li: Okay, he's an idiot, don't talk to him.
Zelda: So, is this the end of the chapter?
Li: I don't know, something's missing.
Link: What?
Ganondorf: Ahhhh!! *still running from the guards*
Guard #1: He stepped on the grass!
Guard #3: Get him!
Impa: Was that it?
Li: Part of it, but something else needs to happen.
Darunia: Like?
*CRASH*
Zelda: Huh?
Link: Looks like Ruto has finished falling.
Malon: Ha ha!
Li: Guess that'll do.
A/N: Well that's chapter six, hope you liked it, ah the endless pain a cause Ganondorf and Ruto, it's pretty damn funny
isn't? Lets see, next chapter me and the group Hyrule residents unfortunate to have me as an author will head to Death
Mountain, heh heh heh, Ganondorf is so dead. Oh and if case your wondering Angel and Devil called me Domi-Lama if theirs
a small chance (I seem to rely on these alot) you want to know where the hell they got it from it is my actual name, if
you want to know what that is check out my profile.
