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Field Day
By Li Kenta
Chapter 7
Li: Hi, guys.
Ganondorf: You again!!!?
Li: Yup.
Zelda: So, what do you have planned for us today?
Li: Death Mountain.
Link: You know in Ganondorf's case that can be taken taken quite literally.
Nabooru: Yeah, that's true.
Li: Don't worry, he won't be killed *under breath* to quickly.
Malon: What?
Li: Nothing. *evil grin*
Ganondorf: I am so dead.
Impa: Don't worry, you'll just get injured, well maybe suffer, a lot...so much that you might actually beg for death.
Ganondorf: Please don't talk anymore.
Li: Well, let's go.
Darunia: I'll lead the way.
(After a while our favorite group of Hyrule inhabitants make it to the infamous Death Mountain.)
Link: Here we are, Death Mountain.
Darunia: Home sweet home.
Nabooru: Or grave, in Ganondorf case.
Ganondorf: *sarcasticaly* Oh, thanks a lot.
Nabooru: No problem.
Li: Well let's go.
Woman: Come back!
(The group turns to the direction of the yell, seeing woman chasing a cucco. The white bird merly runs toward the group
and jumps on Ruto's shoulder.)
Cucco: Puck!!
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *skyrockets*
All:...
Zelda: Looks like she hasn't got over her fear of cucco's.
(The team looks as Ruto increases in altitude, then decsending and finally crashing on top of Death Mountain.)
Malon: Come on, we have to find her!
Li: Question, why?
Malon: So I can laugh in her face.
Li: I'm beginning to like you more and more.
Rauru: Can we go?
Link: Yeah, let's go!
(The group make their way to the top of the volcano.)
Li: *pulling Malon to the side* Be careful!
Link: *pulling Zelda to the side* Yeah, watch out!
Rauru: For what?
*BAM*
(A huge boulder nails the oblivious sage.)
Li and Link: That!
Ganondorf: Oh well, no more fatass.
Darunia: Come on, let's keep going.
15 minutes later...
Darunia: Goron City, we're finally here.
Malon: But no sign of Ruto.
Li: She must be near the summit.
Link: But if we all take the normal road, it'll take us a while.
Ganondorf: What's this bomb-like thing growing out of the ground.
Link: Let's split into two groups, Darunia with your supply of red tunics, you take Saria, Impa and Nabooru through the
crater. And please don't get them killed.
Ganondorf: What the? I just picked it up and this fuse started.
Li: We'll take Malon, Zelda and Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Hey guys, look at this.
Zelda: Um. that's a...
Ganondorf: The fuse is I out wonder what's going...
*BOOM*
(The group immediatky run to the cliff side the idiotic gerudo flew off of.)
Li: Where is he?
Impa: He's coming down, *points at falling Ganondorf* fast.
*CRASH*
(The unfortunate former king of evil, fell on a sharp rock...back first, arching him in the wrong direction.)
Li: Ooooo, that's gotta, no matter how funny it is.
Ganondorf: OH GODS!! Nothing can be more painful then this!!!
*CRUNCH*
*CRASH*
*CRACK*
(Immediatly after Ganondorf finished his sentence three boulder rolled over him.)
Zelda: I will not be suprised if I see him in a wheel chair.
Li: *smiling* That has to suck!
Link: Don't tell me you planned this.
Li: No, I had a different plan.
Malon: What was the original plan?
Li: Well...*deep breath* I was going to lure into the death mountain crater by telling him their are extremely valuable
things in there, after I would make the volcano erupt, resulting in him flying towards Hyrule Castle Town and eventually
getting impaled on a weather vane.
All:...
Zelda: You like hurting Ganondorf, don't you?
Li: As much as Malon likes hurting Ruto.
Link: I'm suprised he isn't dead yet.
Li: I have to keep him alive, he's the center of comedic attention.
Darunia: That is true.
Impa: Well, I think it's time to go our seperate ways.
Link: Yeah, let's go, come on Li.
Malon: See ya in a little while.
Li: Well here comes the diffcult part.
Zelda: What's the difficult part?
Li: We're going to have to run under flying, flaming rocks.
Link: Which is going to be difficult.
Li: Not really.
Link: Why not?
Li: Did you forget what I am?
Link: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Li: I'm the author, dumbass.
Link: Oh yeah.
Li: How could you forget?
Link: It's not that, I just thought you were a deranged psycopath that somehow stumbled into our world.
Li: I'm going to get you back for that.
Malon: Um, guys, can we go?
Li: Let's go.
(The group climbs until they reach the supposed safe path leading to the summit.)
Link: Be ready to run!
Li: Ready...go!!!
(The pair of couples start sprinting as a large amount of rocks fall from the mountain.)
Li: This is where I come in.
(Li snaps his finger, in turn the every rock turns in a new direction.)
Meanwhile...
Head Carpenter: Finally, those lazy bums have built a new house, nothing can ruin this moment.
*KABOOM*
(The rocks Li averted crashed right into the new house.)
H.D.: Why the hell do I continously keep getting screwed over like this?
To Darunia's group...
Darunia: Well, we made it to the summit.
Impa, Nabooru and Saria: Thank, Din!
Darunia: Oh come on it wasn't that bad.
Nabooru: I lost six pounds.
Impa: I was nearly fried in my armor.
Saria: Your son hit on me!
Darunia: Yeah, the tikes getting to that age.
Nabooru: I wonder where the others are?
Meanwhile...
Li: I like this part.
Link: Me too.
(The duo take out their hookshots.)
Malon: Since when do you have a hookshot?
Zelda: Since he became an author.
Li: *grabs Malon* Come on.
Link: *grabs Zelda* Here we go.
(Our favorite couples began flying towards the summit.)
Zelda: Finally we're here.
Saria: Hey guys!
Malon: Hey Saria!
Li: Looks like we all made now where's Ruto?
Malon: Yeah, I want to laugh at her.
Impa: We have been here a while, nothing has been found.
Link: Where the hell could she be?
Darunia: I think a friend of mine could help us. Hey, little Gon!!!
(A rumbling following Darunia's yell, as the huge owner of the name little Gon appeared.)
Little Gon: Yeah, Darunia, what is it?
Darunia: we were wondering if you've seen a person we know?
L.G.: What do they look like?
Li: A satanic cross between woman and fish.
L.G.: Oh yeah, really scary and a complete bitch attitude.
Li: Well technically she's more of a twit.
L.G.: That is true.
Nabooru: Do we have to get into technicalities?
Link: So have you seen her?
L.G,: Well...I stepped on her.
Li: Nothing bad about that.
Malon: Can we see her?
(The giant goton nods and lifts up his foot, to which Ruto seems to be stuck to.)
Malon: Ha ha ha ha ha ha hya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Li: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Link: Those two are made for each other.
Zelda: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Link: Oh well, monkey see, monkey do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Imps: I have a feeling Li's affected them in some way.
All: No, you think?
Li: Well, that was a good laugh.
Malon: Yeah it was.
Link: So now that we've found Ruto, is it the end of the chapter?
Zelda: I don't know, I think I forgot something.
Li: Oh, guess it was nothing important.
*BOOM*
(Without warning a single boulder shot out of the volcano, and headed towards the lower portion of Death Mountain.)
Meanwhile...
Ganondorf: Help, help!! I'm in an extremely large amount of pain!!! And I think I have perminent spinal cord damage!!
*SILENCE*
Ganondorf: Is anyone their, I was run over by three boulders and...
(Suddenly Ganondorf see's a light in the sky, rthen he see's it coming down...on him.)
Ganondorf: of shi...
*BOOM*
Li: Hey I remebered what I had to do!
Malon: Well?
Li: ...Dammit I lost.
Link: You'd lose your head if wern't for the flesh and bones holding it on your head.
Li: Oh, shut up.
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!! I know this chapter is beyond late and probably
sucks, but bear with me. I havn't had much acces to the internet since we switch to dsl (my new e-mail is
zralf6969@sbcglobal.net for anybody that's intrested, plus the fact I haven't had starburst in alomst a month. again I
apologize if this chapter doesn't live up to the others, sadly I was sane during the writing of this. Please R+R.
Field Day
By Li Kenta
Chapter 7
Li: Hi, guys.
Ganondorf: You again!!!?
Li: Yup.
Zelda: So, what do you have planned for us today?
Li: Death Mountain.
Link: You know in Ganondorf's case that can be taken taken quite literally.
Nabooru: Yeah, that's true.
Li: Don't worry, he won't be killed *under breath* to quickly.
Malon: What?
Li: Nothing. *evil grin*
Ganondorf: I am so dead.
Impa: Don't worry, you'll just get injured, well maybe suffer, a lot...so much that you might actually beg for death.
Ganondorf: Please don't talk anymore.
Li: Well, let's go.
Darunia: I'll lead the way.
(After a while our favorite group of Hyrule inhabitants make it to the infamous Death Mountain.)
Link: Here we are, Death Mountain.
Darunia: Home sweet home.
Nabooru: Or grave, in Ganondorf case.
Ganondorf: *sarcasticaly* Oh, thanks a lot.
Nabooru: No problem.
Li: Well let's go.
Woman: Come back!
(The group turns to the direction of the yell, seeing woman chasing a cucco. The white bird merly runs toward the group
and jumps on Ruto's shoulder.)
Cucco: Puck!!
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *skyrockets*
All:...
Zelda: Looks like she hasn't got over her fear of cucco's.
(The team looks as Ruto increases in altitude, then decsending and finally crashing on top of Death Mountain.)
Malon: Come on, we have to find her!
Li: Question, why?
Malon: So I can laugh in her face.
Li: I'm beginning to like you more and more.
Rauru: Can we go?
Link: Yeah, let's go!
(The group make their way to the top of the volcano.)
Li: *pulling Malon to the side* Be careful!
Link: *pulling Zelda to the side* Yeah, watch out!
Rauru: For what?
*BAM*
(A huge boulder nails the oblivious sage.)
Li and Link: That!
Ganondorf: Oh well, no more fatass.
Darunia: Come on, let's keep going.
15 minutes later...
Darunia: Goron City, we're finally here.
Malon: But no sign of Ruto.
Li: She must be near the summit.
Link: But if we all take the normal road, it'll take us a while.
Ganondorf: What's this bomb-like thing growing out of the ground.
Link: Let's split into two groups, Darunia with your supply of red tunics, you take Saria, Impa and Nabooru through the
crater. And please don't get them killed.
Ganondorf: What the? I just picked it up and this fuse started.
Li: We'll take Malon, Zelda and Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Hey guys, look at this.
Zelda: Um. that's a...
Ganondorf: The fuse is I out wonder what's going...
*BOOM*
(The group immediatky run to the cliff side the idiotic gerudo flew off of.)
Li: Where is he?
Impa: He's coming down, *points at falling Ganondorf* fast.
*CRASH*
(The unfortunate former king of evil, fell on a sharp rock...back first, arching him in the wrong direction.)
Li: Ooooo, that's gotta, no matter how funny it is.
Ganondorf: OH GODS!! Nothing can be more painful then this!!!
*CRUNCH*
*CRASH*
*CRACK*
(Immediatly after Ganondorf finished his sentence three boulder rolled over him.)
Zelda: I will not be suprised if I see him in a wheel chair.
Li: *smiling* That has to suck!
Link: Don't tell me you planned this.
Li: No, I had a different plan.
Malon: What was the original plan?
Li: Well...*deep breath* I was going to lure into the death mountain crater by telling him their are extremely valuable
things in there, after I would make the volcano erupt, resulting in him flying towards Hyrule Castle Town and eventually
getting impaled on a weather vane.
All:...
Zelda: You like hurting Ganondorf, don't you?
Li: As much as Malon likes hurting Ruto.
Link: I'm suprised he isn't dead yet.
Li: I have to keep him alive, he's the center of comedic attention.
Darunia: That is true.
Impa: Well, I think it's time to go our seperate ways.
Link: Yeah, let's go, come on Li.
Malon: See ya in a little while.
Li: Well here comes the diffcult part.
Zelda: What's the difficult part?
Li: We're going to have to run under flying, flaming rocks.
Link: Which is going to be difficult.
Li: Not really.
Link: Why not?
Li: Did you forget what I am?
Link: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Li: I'm the author, dumbass.
Link: Oh yeah.
Li: How could you forget?
Link: It's not that, I just thought you were a deranged psycopath that somehow stumbled into our world.
Li: I'm going to get you back for that.
Malon: Um, guys, can we go?
Li: Let's go.
(The group climbs until they reach the supposed safe path leading to the summit.)
Link: Be ready to run!
Li: Ready...go!!!
(The pair of couples start sprinting as a large amount of rocks fall from the mountain.)
Li: This is where I come in.
(Li snaps his finger, in turn the every rock turns in a new direction.)
Meanwhile...
Head Carpenter: Finally, those lazy bums have built a new house, nothing can ruin this moment.
*KABOOM*
(The rocks Li averted crashed right into the new house.)
H.D.: Why the hell do I continously keep getting screwed over like this?
To Darunia's group...
Darunia: Well, we made it to the summit.
Impa, Nabooru and Saria: Thank, Din!
Darunia: Oh come on it wasn't that bad.
Nabooru: I lost six pounds.
Impa: I was nearly fried in my armor.
Saria: Your son hit on me!
Darunia: Yeah, the tikes getting to that age.
Nabooru: I wonder where the others are?
Meanwhile...
Li: I like this part.
Link: Me too.
(The duo take out their hookshots.)
Malon: Since when do you have a hookshot?
Zelda: Since he became an author.
Li: *grabs Malon* Come on.
Link: *grabs Zelda* Here we go.
(Our favorite couples began flying towards the summit.)
Zelda: Finally we're here.
Saria: Hey guys!
Malon: Hey Saria!
Li: Looks like we all made now where's Ruto?
Malon: Yeah, I want to laugh at her.
Impa: We have been here a while, nothing has been found.
Link: Where the hell could she be?
Darunia: I think a friend of mine could help us. Hey, little Gon!!!
(A rumbling following Darunia's yell, as the huge owner of the name little Gon appeared.)
Little Gon: Yeah, Darunia, what is it?
Darunia: we were wondering if you've seen a person we know?
L.G.: What do they look like?
Li: A satanic cross between woman and fish.
L.G.: Oh yeah, really scary and a complete bitch attitude.
Li: Well technically she's more of a twit.
L.G.: That is true.
Nabooru: Do we have to get into technicalities?
Link: So have you seen her?
L.G,: Well...I stepped on her.
Li: Nothing bad about that.
Malon: Can we see her?
(The giant goton nods and lifts up his foot, to which Ruto seems to be stuck to.)
Malon: Ha ha ha ha ha ha hya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Li: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Link: Those two are made for each other.
Zelda: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Link: Oh well, monkey see, monkey do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Imps: I have a feeling Li's affected them in some way.
All: No, you think?
Li: Well, that was a good laugh.
Malon: Yeah it was.
Link: So now that we've found Ruto, is it the end of the chapter?
Zelda: I don't know, I think I forgot something.
Li: Oh, guess it was nothing important.
*BOOM*
(Without warning a single boulder shot out of the volcano, and headed towards the lower portion of Death Mountain.)
Meanwhile...
Ganondorf: Help, help!! I'm in an extremely large amount of pain!!! And I think I have perminent spinal cord damage!!
*SILENCE*
Ganondorf: Is anyone their, I was run over by three boulders and...
(Suddenly Ganondorf see's a light in the sky, rthen he see's it coming down...on him.)
Ganondorf: of shi...
*BOOM*
Li: Hey I remebered what I had to do!
Malon: Well?
Li: ...Dammit I lost.
Link: You'd lose your head if wern't for the flesh and bones holding it on your head.
Li: Oh, shut up.
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!! I know this chapter is beyond late and probably
sucks, but bear with me. I havn't had much acces to the internet since we switch to dsl (my new e-mail is
zralf6969@sbcglobal.net for anybody that's intrested, plus the fact I haven't had starburst in alomst a month. again I
apologize if this chapter doesn't live up to the others, sadly I was sane during the writing of this. Please R+R.
