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Field Day

By Li Kenta

Chapter 7
Li: Hi, guys.

Ganondorf: You again!!!?

Li: Yup.

Zelda: So, what do you have planned for us today?

Li: Death Mountain.

Link: You know in Ganondorf's case that can be taken taken quite literally.

Nabooru: Yeah, that's true.

Li: Don't worry, he won't be killed *under breath* to quickly.

Malon: What?

Li: Nothing. *evil grin*

Ganondorf: I am so dead.

Impa: Don't worry, you'll just get injured, well maybe suffer, a lot...so much that you might actually beg for death.

Ganondorf: Please don't talk anymore.

Li: Well, let's go.

Darunia: I'll lead the way.

(After a while our favorite group of Hyrule inhabitants make it to the infamous Death Mountain.)

Link: Here we are, Death Mountain.

Darunia: Home sweet home.

Nabooru: Or grave, in Ganondorf case.

Ganondorf: *sarcasticaly* Oh, thanks a lot.

Nabooru: No problem.

Li: Well let's go.

Woman: Come back!

(The group turns to the direction of the yell, seeing woman chasing a cucco. The white bird merly runs toward the group
and jumps on Ruto's shoulder.)

Cucco: Puck!!

Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *skyrockets*

All:...

Zelda: Looks like she hasn't got over her fear of cucco's.

(The team looks as Ruto increases in altitude, then decsending and finally crashing on top of Death Mountain.)

Malon: Come on, we have to find her!

Li: Question, why?

Malon: So I can laugh in her face.

Li: I'm beginning to like you more and more.

Rauru: Can we go?

Link: Yeah, let's go!

(The group make their way to the top of the volcano.)

Li: *pulling Malon to the side* Be careful!

Link: *pulling Zelda to the side* Yeah, watch out!

Rauru: For what?

*BAM*

(A huge boulder nails the oblivious sage.)

Li and Link: That!

Ganondorf: Oh well, no more fatass.

Darunia: Come on, let's keep going.

15 minutes later...

Darunia: Goron City, we're finally here.

Malon: But no sign of Ruto.

Li: She must be near the summit.

Link: But if we all take the normal road, it'll take us a while.

Ganondorf: What's this bomb-like thing growing out of the ground.

Link: Let's split into two groups, Darunia with your supply of red tunics, you take Saria, Impa and Nabooru through the
crater. And please don't get them killed.

Ganondorf: What the? I just picked it up and this fuse started.

Li: We'll take Malon, Zelda and Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Hey guys, look at this.

Zelda: Um. that's a...

Ganondorf: The fuse is I out wonder what's going...

*BOOM*

(The group immediatky run to the cliff side the idiotic gerudo flew off of.)

Li: Where is he?

Impa: He's coming down, *points at falling Ganondorf* fast.

*CRASH*

(The unfortunate former king of evil, fell on a sharp rock...back first, arching him in the wrong direction.)

Li: Ooooo, that's gotta, no matter how funny it is.

Ganondorf: OH GODS!! Nothing can be more painful then this!!!

*CRUNCH*

*CRASH*

*CRACK*

(Immediatly after Ganondorf finished his sentence three boulder rolled over him.)

Zelda: I will not be suprised if I see him in a wheel chair.

Li: *smiling* That has to suck!

Link: Don't tell me you planned this.

Li: No, I had a different plan.

Malon: What was the original plan?

Li: Well...*deep breath* I was going to lure into the death mountain crater by telling him their are extremely valuable
things in there, after I would make the volcano erupt, resulting in him flying towards Hyrule Castle Town and eventually
getting impaled on a weather vane.

All:...

Zelda: You like hurting Ganondorf, don't you?

Li: As much as Malon likes hurting Ruto.

Link: I'm suprised he isn't dead yet.

Li: I have to keep him alive, he's the center of comedic attention.

Darunia: That is true.

Impa: Well, I think it's time to go our seperate ways.

Link: Yeah, let's go, come on Li.

Malon: See ya in a little while.

Li: Well here comes the diffcult part.

Zelda: What's the difficult part?

Li: We're going to have to run under flying, flaming rocks.

Link: Which is going to be difficult.

Li: Not really.

Link: Why not?

Li: Did you forget what I am?

Link: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Li: I'm the author, dumbass.

Link: Oh yeah.

Li: How could you forget?

Link: It's not that, I just thought you were a deranged psycopath that somehow stumbled into our world.

Li: I'm going to get you back for that.

Malon: Um, guys, can we go?

Li: Let's go.

(The group climbs until they reach the supposed safe path leading to the summit.)

Link: Be ready to run!

Li: Ready...go!!!

(The pair of couples start sprinting as a large amount of rocks fall from the mountain.)

Li: This is where I come in.

(Li snaps his finger, in turn the every rock turns in a new direction.)

Meanwhile...

Head Carpenter: Finally, those lazy bums have built a new house, nothing can ruin this moment.

*KABOOM*

(The rocks Li averted crashed right into the new house.)

H.D.: Why the hell do I continously keep getting screwed over like this?

To Darunia's group...

Darunia: Well, we made it to the summit.

Impa, Nabooru and Saria: Thank, Din!

Darunia: Oh come on it wasn't that bad.

Nabooru: I lost six pounds.

Impa: I was nearly fried in my armor.

Saria: Your son hit on me!

Darunia: Yeah, the tikes getting to that age.

Nabooru: I wonder where the others are?

Meanwhile...

Li: I like this part.

Link: Me too.

(The duo take out their hookshots.)

Malon: Since when do you have a hookshot?

Zelda: Since he became an author.

Li: *grabs Malon* Come on.

Link: *grabs Zelda* Here we go.

(Our favorite couples began flying towards the summit.)

Zelda: Finally we're here.

Saria: Hey guys!

Malon: Hey Saria!

Li: Looks like we all made now where's Ruto?

Malon: Yeah, I want to laugh at her.

Impa: We have been here a while, nothing has been found.

Link: Where the hell could she be?

Darunia: I think a friend of mine could help us. Hey, little Gon!!!

(A rumbling following Darunia's yell, as the huge owner of the name little Gon appeared.)

Little Gon: Yeah, Darunia, what is it?

Darunia: we were wondering if you've seen a person we know?

L.G.: What do they look like?

Li: A satanic cross between woman and fish.

L.G.: Oh yeah, really scary and a complete bitch attitude.

Li: Well technically she's more of a twit.

L.G.: That is true.

Nabooru: Do we have to get into technicalities?

Link: So have you seen her?

L.G,: Well...I stepped on her.

Li: Nothing bad about that.

Malon: Can we see her?

(The giant goton nods and lifts up his foot, to which Ruto seems to be stuck to.)

Malon: Ha ha ha ha ha ha hya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Li: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Link: Those two are made for each other.

Zelda: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Link: Oh well, monkey see, monkey do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Imps: I have a feeling Li's affected them in some way.

All: No, you think?

Li: Well, that was a good laugh.

Malon: Yeah it was.

Link: So now that we've found Ruto, is it the end of the chapter?

Zelda: I don't know, I think I forgot something.

Li: Oh, guess it was nothing important.

*BOOM*

(Without warning a single boulder shot out of the volcano, and headed towards the lower portion of Death Mountain.)

Meanwhile...

Ganondorf: Help, help!! I'm in an extremely large amount of pain!!! And I think I have perminent spinal cord damage!!

*SILENCE*

Ganondorf: Is anyone their, I was run over by three boulders and...

(Suddenly Ganondorf see's a light in the sky, rthen he see's it coming down...on him.)

Ganondorf: of shi...

*BOOM*

Li: Hey I remebered what I had to do!

Malon: Well?

Li: ...Dammit I lost.

Link: You'd lose your head if wern't for the flesh and bones holding it on your head.

Li: Oh, shut up.

A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!! I know this chapter is beyond late and probably
sucks, but bear with me. I havn't had much acces to the internet since we switch to dsl (my new e-mail is
zralf6969@sbcglobal.net for anybody that's intrested, plus the fact I haven't had starburst in alomst a month. again I
apologize if this chapter doesn't live up to the others, sadly I was sane during the writing of this. Please R+R.