Ororo: Right hand yellow!

Evan: No! Not Yellow!

Kitty: What's wrong with Evan?

Ororo: He's xanthrophobic. *met with blank stares* afraid of the color yellow. Gosh, you all really need to read more often.

All: Ooohhh...

Jean: Maybe we should play a different game...

Logan: Do what you want, I'm getting a drink.

Kurt: Oh! Get me von, too!

Logan: *looks at him funny* Anyone else?

All: Yeah, sure.

Logan: Okay... *leaves* *comes back with unlabeled cans* *hands them out*

*two hours, 63 cans, and 9 drunk x-men later...*

Logan and Ororo: *Are singing "it's raining men" off key*

*in the background Rogue is chasing Remy with her gloves off yelling "Ah'm goin to get you"*

*Evan is yelling about popcorn in his hair, even though there is nothing*

*Jean is trying to see how many mystery cans she can balance on Scott's head*

*Kitty and Kurt keep appearing and disappearing and yelling out peek-a-boo*

Jean: Hold still, Scott! Just 9,999,989 more and we'll have 10,000,000!

Scott: Alright! Getting close!

Kitty: Peek-a-boo!

Kurt: We see you!

*Jean and Scott fall back and all of the cans fall*

Jean: Aw, man! This sucks!

Scott: Yeah, now we'll never know if our wish came true!

Kitty: Was your wish by any chance to go around saying peek-a-boo?

S & J: NO!

Kurt: Too bad! *him and Kitty bamf away*

Logan: OoO! Would you look at that, a nickel!

Ororo: Yeah! *both dive to get it*

Logan: Back off, Snowplow, I saw it first!

*continue to bicker*

Evan: Help! Help! There's big yellow popcorn in my hair!

Jean: Get your foot off of my hand, Slym!

Scott: No, you get your butt off of my stomach, Redd!

Remy: Here birdie, birdie, birdie!

Evan: What bird?

Remy: The yellow canary on your head.

Evan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Rogue: He was a girl, she was a boy! *continues to mess up the words to sk8er boi*

Logan: I'm going to sleep. *lays down on couch and conks out, allowing Ororo to take claim over the nickel*

Ororo: Yippee! I'm rich, I'm rich! *big yawn* I'm sleepy... *falls asleep standing up (literally) and falls on Logan*

Evan: Oh no, Auntie O! How can you fall asleep in a room full of yellow?

Rogue: *stops singing* Ain't 'er room yellow, too?

Evan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! You're right, giant talking cactus! I must save her room! *runs off to rid Storm's room of yellow*

Rogue: Ah'm a giant talkin cactus? WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tires herself out crying and falls asleep on Remy*

Remy: Chere? Chere? Wake up! Remy can't move with you on him! *gets tired of trying and falls asleep, too*

Kitty: Peek-aaaaaaa*yawn*aaaaaa-boo *falls asleep*

Kurt: Katzchen? Kitty? Kitty? KITTY?!?!? NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RID THE VORLD OF VIREHIRENDS BY PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO???? WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tires himself out and falls asleep*

Jean: Sleepy... sleepy... *yawns* can't sleep here... must go somewhere else... *yawns*

Scott: Must... move Jean... don't want to end up like Remy... *struggles to keep eyes open*

Jean: So sleepy... *Stands up wobbly* I'm up! *helps Scott up* You're up too! Yeay!

Scott: Happy! *both yawn* sleepy... can't sleep... won't sleep...

Jean: uuuhhh... *falls asleep standing up, Scott goes to catch her and falls asleep, too, so they both end up on the floor anyway*

*Prof. X wheels in and looks around*

Prof. X: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say: "'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

The end... or is it?

Yeah, I think it is.