Ororo: Right hand yellow!
Evan: No! Not Yellow!
Kitty: What's wrong with Evan?
Ororo: He's xanthrophobic. *met with blank stares* afraid of the color yellow. Gosh, you all really need to read more often.
All: Ooohhh...
Jean: Maybe we should play a different game...
Logan: Do what you want, I'm getting a drink.
Kurt: Oh! Get me von, too!
Logan: *looks at him funny* Anyone else?
All: Yeah, sure.
Logan: Okay... *leaves* *comes back with unlabeled cans* *hands them out*
*two hours, 63 cans, and 9 drunk x-men later...*
Logan and Ororo: *Are singing "it's raining men" off key*
*in the background Rogue is chasing Remy with her gloves off yelling "Ah'm goin to get you"*
*Evan is yelling about popcorn in his hair, even though there is nothing*
*Jean is trying to see how many mystery cans she can balance on Scott's head*
*Kitty and Kurt keep appearing and disappearing and yelling out peek-a-boo*
Jean: Hold still, Scott! Just 9,999,989 more and we'll have 10,000,000!
Scott: Alright! Getting close!
Kitty: Peek-a-boo!
Kurt: We see you!
*Jean and Scott fall back and all of the cans fall*
Jean: Aw, man! This sucks!
Scott: Yeah, now we'll never know if our wish came true!
Kitty: Was your wish by any chance to go around saying peek-a-boo?
S & J: NO!
Kurt: Too bad! *him and Kitty bamf away*
Logan: OoO! Would you look at that, a nickel!
Ororo: Yeah! *both dive to get it*
Logan: Back off, Snowplow, I saw it first!
*continue to bicker*
Evan: Help! Help! There's big yellow popcorn in my hair!
Jean: Get your foot off of my hand, Slym!
Scott: No, you get your butt off of my stomach, Redd!
Remy: Here birdie, birdie, birdie!
Evan: What bird?
Remy: The yellow canary on your head.
Evan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rogue: He was a girl, she was a boy! *continues to mess up the words to sk8er boi*
Logan: I'm going to sleep. *lays down on couch and conks out, allowing Ororo to take claim over the nickel*
Ororo: Yippee! I'm rich, I'm rich! *big yawn* I'm sleepy... *falls asleep standing up (literally) and falls on Logan*
Evan: Oh no, Auntie O! How can you fall asleep in a room full of yellow?
Rogue: *stops singing* Ain't 'er room yellow, too?
Evan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! You're right, giant talking cactus! I must save her room! *runs off to rid Storm's room of yellow*
Rogue: Ah'm a giant talkin cactus? WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tires herself out crying and falls asleep on Remy*
Remy: Chere? Chere? Wake up! Remy can't move with you on him! *gets tired of trying and falls asleep, too*
Kitty: Peek-aaaaaaa*yawn*aaaaaa-boo *falls asleep*
Kurt: Katzchen? Kitty? Kitty? KITTY?!?!? NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RID THE VORLD OF VIREHIRENDS BY PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO???? WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tires himself out and falls asleep*
Jean: Sleepy... sleepy... *yawns* can't sleep here... must go somewhere else... *yawns*
Scott: Must... move Jean... don't want to end up like Remy... *struggles to keep eyes open*
Jean: So sleepy... *Stands up wobbly* I'm up! *helps Scott up* You're up too! Yeay!
Scott: Happy! *both yawn* sleepy... can't sleep... won't sleep...
Jean: uuuhhh... *falls asleep standing up, Scott goes to catch her and falls asleep, too, so they both end up on the floor anyway*
*Prof. X wheels in and looks around*
Prof. X: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say: "'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
The end... or is it?
Yeah, I think it is.
Evan: No! Not Yellow!
Kitty: What's wrong with Evan?
Ororo: He's xanthrophobic. *met with blank stares* afraid of the color yellow. Gosh, you all really need to read more often.
All: Ooohhh...
Jean: Maybe we should play a different game...
Logan: Do what you want, I'm getting a drink.
Kurt: Oh! Get me von, too!
Logan: *looks at him funny* Anyone else?
All: Yeah, sure.
Logan: Okay... *leaves* *comes back with unlabeled cans* *hands them out*
*two hours, 63 cans, and 9 drunk x-men later...*
Logan and Ororo: *Are singing "it's raining men" off key*
*in the background Rogue is chasing Remy with her gloves off yelling "Ah'm goin to get you"*
*Evan is yelling about popcorn in his hair, even though there is nothing*
*Jean is trying to see how many mystery cans she can balance on Scott's head*
*Kitty and Kurt keep appearing and disappearing and yelling out peek-a-boo*
Jean: Hold still, Scott! Just 9,999,989 more and we'll have 10,000,000!
Scott: Alright! Getting close!
Kitty: Peek-a-boo!
Kurt: We see you!
*Jean and Scott fall back and all of the cans fall*
Jean: Aw, man! This sucks!
Scott: Yeah, now we'll never know if our wish came true!
Kitty: Was your wish by any chance to go around saying peek-a-boo?
S & J: NO!
Kurt: Too bad! *him and Kitty bamf away*
Logan: OoO! Would you look at that, a nickel!
Ororo: Yeah! *both dive to get it*
Logan: Back off, Snowplow, I saw it first!
*continue to bicker*
Evan: Help! Help! There's big yellow popcorn in my hair!
Jean: Get your foot off of my hand, Slym!
Scott: No, you get your butt off of my stomach, Redd!
Remy: Here birdie, birdie, birdie!
Evan: What bird?
Remy: The yellow canary on your head.
Evan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rogue: He was a girl, she was a boy! *continues to mess up the words to sk8er boi*
Logan: I'm going to sleep. *lays down on couch and conks out, allowing Ororo to take claim over the nickel*
Ororo: Yippee! I'm rich, I'm rich! *big yawn* I'm sleepy... *falls asleep standing up (literally) and falls on Logan*
Evan: Oh no, Auntie O! How can you fall asleep in a room full of yellow?
Rogue: *stops singing* Ain't 'er room yellow, too?
Evan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! You're right, giant talking cactus! I must save her room! *runs off to rid Storm's room of yellow*
Rogue: Ah'm a giant talkin cactus? WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tires herself out crying and falls asleep on Remy*
Remy: Chere? Chere? Wake up! Remy can't move with you on him! *gets tired of trying and falls asleep, too*
Kitty: Peek-aaaaaaa*yawn*aaaaaa-boo *falls asleep*
Kurt: Katzchen? Kitty? Kitty? KITTY?!?!? NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RID THE VORLD OF VIREHIRENDS BY PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO???? WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tires himself out and falls asleep*
Jean: Sleepy... sleepy... *yawns* can't sleep here... must go somewhere else... *yawns*
Scott: Must... move Jean... don't want to end up like Remy... *struggles to keep eyes open*
Jean: So sleepy... *Stands up wobbly* I'm up! *helps Scott up* You're up too! Yeay!
Scott: Happy! *both yawn* sleepy... can't sleep... won't sleep...
Jean: uuuhhh... *falls asleep standing up, Scott goes to catch her and falls asleep, too, so they both end up on the floor anyway*
*Prof. X wheels in and looks around*
Prof. X: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say: "'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
The end... or is it?
Yeah, I think it is.
