Logan: Turn that off!
Kitty: Why?
Kurt: Ja! Our favorite song is on!
Logan: Do I care?
Kurt: Maybe...
Kitty: PLEASE!
Logan: Sorry, Half-pint.
Kurt: Aw, you're no fun.
Kitty: Yeah, we just wanted to listen to the radio and you like barge in here and like tell us to like turn it off.
Logan: You got a problem with that?
Kitty: Yeah!
Jean: *comes in* What's going on in here?
Kitty: Logan like walked in here when we were like listening to our music and like made us like turn it off.
Kurt: Ja! Ve vere just getting our groove on! *starts to dance*
Jean: Has anyone seen my brush?
Kitty: I thought I like saw Scott like walking off with it.
Jean: SCOTT!
Scott: *peeks head in* What?
Jean: Did you steal my hair brush?
Scott: No...
Kitty: Yeah! I like totally saw you walk off with it!
Scott: Maybe it was just Mystique...
Jean: *sarcastically* Yeah, 'cause she always comes here to steal hairbrushes.
Kurt: That's probably vhy I can't ever find mine...
Logan: Right... You kids can deal with this, I'm getting a drink...
Kurt: Get me one, too!
Logan: *gives him weird look* Okay... Anyone else?
All: Yeah, sure.
Logan: Okay, but remember what happened last time?
All: No...
Logan: Oh yeah, no one remembers anything. *leaves and comes back with Ororo, Remy, and Rogue*
Ororo: *hands a mystery can to everyone* Now everyone, don't drink too much, I left Evan in his room so he wouldn't be afraid of all the yellow and go crazy again.
*2 hours, 63 mystery cans, and 8 drunk X-men later...*
*Ororo and Logan think that they are master chefs and trying to defeat the world record of the biggest omelet*
*Jean and Scott are acting like Michael Jackson, singing and dancing*
*Rogue is trying to teach Remy how to break dance*
*Kitty is giving Kurt a make-over*
Ororo: Just 9,999,998 eggs more to beat the record!
Logan: Will it all fit in this bowl? *holds up a monkey*
Ororo: Of course it will, now put it down so we can fill it up!
Logan: *puts the monkey down and it runs away*
Ororo: Bummer...
Kitty: Hold still, Kurtty!
Kurt: But it tickles!
Kitty: Too bad! Oh, yeah, this is definitely your color!
Kurt: Really? I alvays thought of myself as more of a coral.
Kitty: Yeah! It's perfect for you! Now what about lips, lets try this metallic-like color!
Magneto: OoO, Metal! *grabs the lipstick from Kitty and flies away*
Kurt: Bummer...
Rogue: Now you put your leg up in the air and spin.
Remy: Like this? *falls over*
Rogue: No, no, no, like this. *does the same thing as Remy*
Remy: Ooohhh...
Ororo: Okay, lets try this bowl, it's bigger. *brings over an elephant*
Logan: Yay!!! How many more eggs do we need?
Ororo: Only 9,999,999 more.
Logan: Really? That's more than we needed last time...
Ororo: Shut up and let the professional work!
Logan: Yes, ma'am.
Jean: Something evil's lurking in the dark... *stops singing*
Scott: What's wrong?
Jean: I forgot the rest.
Scott: Bummer...
Remy: Remy is getting tired, chere.
Rogue: Yeah, well- *yawn* Okay, Ah guess we could take a break...
Remy: *drops to the floor asleep*
Rogue: *falls on top of him* (A/N: Okay, now who didn't see that coming?)
Scott: Jean, I think we *yawn* need a break.
Jean: Whatever you say...
Scott: *drops to the floor asleep*
Jean: *falls on top of him* (A/N: Do you see a pattern?)
*the elephant walks away and squishes the eggs on the way*
Ororo: *falls to her knees crying* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Why do the bowls keep leaving! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logan: 'Ro I'm sleee*Yawn*eepy *falls asleep on couch*
Ororo: *tires herself out crying and falls asleep on top of him and the couch*
Kitty: OH! You look like SSSSSSOOOOOOO beautiful, Kurtty!
Kurt: You really think so?
Kitty: Uh huh, definitely!
Kurt: All this make-up makes me sleepy.
Kitty: Me, too! *both fall asleep at once*
*Professor X wheels in and looks around at the sleeping X-men*
Prof. X: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say: "'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
The end... or is it?
Maybe....
Okay, so maybe THIS is the end....
Be quiet!
The real end!
Kitty: Why?
Kurt: Ja! Our favorite song is on!
Logan: Do I care?
Kurt: Maybe...
Kitty: PLEASE!
Logan: Sorry, Half-pint.
Kurt: Aw, you're no fun.
Kitty: Yeah, we just wanted to listen to the radio and you like barge in here and like tell us to like turn it off.
Logan: You got a problem with that?
Kitty: Yeah!
Jean: *comes in* What's going on in here?
Kitty: Logan like walked in here when we were like listening to our music and like made us like turn it off.
Kurt: Ja! Ve vere just getting our groove on! *starts to dance*
Jean: Has anyone seen my brush?
Kitty: I thought I like saw Scott like walking off with it.
Jean: SCOTT!
Scott: *peeks head in* What?
Jean: Did you steal my hair brush?
Scott: No...
Kitty: Yeah! I like totally saw you walk off with it!
Scott: Maybe it was just Mystique...
Jean: *sarcastically* Yeah, 'cause she always comes here to steal hairbrushes.
Kurt: That's probably vhy I can't ever find mine...
Logan: Right... You kids can deal with this, I'm getting a drink...
Kurt: Get me one, too!
Logan: *gives him weird look* Okay... Anyone else?
All: Yeah, sure.
Logan: Okay, but remember what happened last time?
All: No...
Logan: Oh yeah, no one remembers anything. *leaves and comes back with Ororo, Remy, and Rogue*
Ororo: *hands a mystery can to everyone* Now everyone, don't drink too much, I left Evan in his room so he wouldn't be afraid of all the yellow and go crazy again.
*2 hours, 63 mystery cans, and 8 drunk X-men later...*
*Ororo and Logan think that they are master chefs and trying to defeat the world record of the biggest omelet*
*Jean and Scott are acting like Michael Jackson, singing and dancing*
*Rogue is trying to teach Remy how to break dance*
*Kitty is giving Kurt a make-over*
Ororo: Just 9,999,998 eggs more to beat the record!
Logan: Will it all fit in this bowl? *holds up a monkey*
Ororo: Of course it will, now put it down so we can fill it up!
Logan: *puts the monkey down and it runs away*
Ororo: Bummer...
Kitty: Hold still, Kurtty!
Kurt: But it tickles!
Kitty: Too bad! Oh, yeah, this is definitely your color!
Kurt: Really? I alvays thought of myself as more of a coral.
Kitty: Yeah! It's perfect for you! Now what about lips, lets try this metallic-like color!
Magneto: OoO, Metal! *grabs the lipstick from Kitty and flies away*
Kurt: Bummer...
Rogue: Now you put your leg up in the air and spin.
Remy: Like this? *falls over*
Rogue: No, no, no, like this. *does the same thing as Remy*
Remy: Ooohhh...
Ororo: Okay, lets try this bowl, it's bigger. *brings over an elephant*
Logan: Yay!!! How many more eggs do we need?
Ororo: Only 9,999,999 more.
Logan: Really? That's more than we needed last time...
Ororo: Shut up and let the professional work!
Logan: Yes, ma'am.
Jean: Something evil's lurking in the dark... *stops singing*
Scott: What's wrong?
Jean: I forgot the rest.
Scott: Bummer...
Remy: Remy is getting tired, chere.
Rogue: Yeah, well- *yawn* Okay, Ah guess we could take a break...
Remy: *drops to the floor asleep*
Rogue: *falls on top of him* (A/N: Okay, now who didn't see that coming?)
Scott: Jean, I think we *yawn* need a break.
Jean: Whatever you say...
Scott: *drops to the floor asleep*
Jean: *falls on top of him* (A/N: Do you see a pattern?)
*the elephant walks away and squishes the eggs on the way*
Ororo: *falls to her knees crying* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Why do the bowls keep leaving! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logan: 'Ro I'm sleee*Yawn*eepy *falls asleep on couch*
Ororo: *tires herself out crying and falls asleep on top of him and the couch*
Kitty: OH! You look like SSSSSSOOOOOOO beautiful, Kurtty!
Kurt: You really think so?
Kitty: Uh huh, definitely!
Kurt: All this make-up makes me sleepy.
Kitty: Me, too! *both fall asleep at once*
*Professor X wheels in and looks around at the sleeping X-men*
Prof. X: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say: "'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
The end... or is it?
Maybe....
Okay, so maybe THIS is the end....
Be quiet!
The real end!
