Logan: Turn that off!

Kitty: Why?

Kurt: Ja! Our favorite song is on!

Logan: Do I care?

Kurt: Maybe...

Kitty: PLEASE!

Logan: Sorry, Half-pint.

Kurt: Aw, you're no fun.

Kitty: Yeah, we just wanted to listen to the radio and you like barge in here and like tell us to like turn it off.

Logan: You got a problem with that?

Kitty: Yeah!

Jean: *comes in* What's going on in here?

Kitty: Logan like walked in here when we were like listening to our music and like made us like turn it off.

Kurt: Ja! Ve vere just getting our groove on! *starts to dance*

Jean: Has anyone seen my brush?

Kitty: I thought I like saw Scott like walking off with it.

Jean: SCOTT!

Scott: *peeks head in* What?

Jean: Did you steal my hair brush?

Scott: No...

Kitty: Yeah! I like totally saw you walk off with it!

Scott: Maybe it was just Mystique...

Jean: *sarcastically* Yeah, 'cause she always comes here to steal hairbrushes.

Kurt: That's probably vhy I can't ever find mine...

Logan: Right... You kids can deal with this, I'm getting a drink...

Kurt: Get me one, too!

Logan: *gives him weird look* Okay... Anyone else?

All: Yeah, sure.

Logan: Okay, but remember what happened last time?

All: No...

Logan: Oh yeah, no one remembers anything. *leaves and comes back with Ororo, Remy, and Rogue*

Ororo: *hands a mystery can to everyone* Now everyone, don't drink too much, I left Evan in his room so he wouldn't be afraid of all the yellow and go crazy again.

*2 hours, 63 mystery cans, and 8 drunk X-men later...*

*Ororo and Logan think that they are master chefs and trying to defeat the world record of the biggest omelet*

*Jean and Scott are acting like Michael Jackson, singing and dancing*

*Rogue is trying to teach Remy how to break dance*

*Kitty is giving Kurt a make-over*

Ororo: Just 9,999,998 eggs more to beat the record!

Logan: Will it all fit in this bowl? *holds up a monkey*

Ororo: Of course it will, now put it down so we can fill it up!

Logan: *puts the monkey down and it runs away*

Ororo: Bummer...

Kitty: Hold still, Kurtty!

Kurt: But it tickles!

Kitty: Too bad! Oh, yeah, this is definitely your color!

Kurt: Really? I alvays thought of myself as more of a coral.

Kitty: Yeah! It's perfect for you! Now what about lips, lets try this metallic-like color!

Magneto: OoO, Metal! *grabs the lipstick from Kitty and flies away*

Kurt: Bummer...

Rogue: Now you put your leg up in the air and spin.

Remy: Like this? *falls over*

Rogue: No, no, no, like this. *does the same thing as Remy*

Remy: Ooohhh...

Ororo: Okay, lets try this bowl, it's bigger. *brings over an elephant*

Logan: Yay!!! How many more eggs do we need?

Ororo: Only 9,999,999 more.

Logan: Really? That's more than we needed last time...

Ororo: Shut up and let the professional work!

Logan: Yes, ma'am.

Jean: Something evil's lurking in the dark... *stops singing*

Scott: What's wrong?

Jean: I forgot the rest.

Scott: Bummer...

Remy: Remy is getting tired, chere.

Rogue: Yeah, well- *yawn* Okay, Ah guess we could take a break...

Remy: *drops to the floor asleep*

Rogue: *falls on top of him* (A/N: Okay, now who didn't see that coming?)

Scott: Jean, I think we *yawn* need a break.

Jean: Whatever you say...

Scott: *drops to the floor asleep*

Jean: *falls on top of him* (A/N: Do you see a pattern?)

*the elephant walks away and squishes the eggs on the way*

Ororo: *falls to her knees crying* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Why do the bowls keep leaving! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Logan: 'Ro I'm sleee*Yawn*eepy *falls asleep on couch*

Ororo: *tires herself out crying and falls asleep on top of him and the couch*

Kitty: OH! You look like SSSSSSOOOOOOO beautiful, Kurtty!

Kurt: You really think so?

Kitty: Uh huh, definitely!

Kurt: All this make-up makes me sleepy.

Kitty: Me, too! *both fall asleep at once*

*Professor X wheels in and looks around at the sleeping X-men*

Prof. X: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say: "'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

The end... or is it?

Maybe....

Okay, so maybe THIS is the end....

Be quiet!

The real end!