Disclaimer: Sariah: I don't own Yu- Gi- Oh, right Kaiba?

Kaiba: Yes ma'am. *tries to untie himself*

Sariah: What'd I tell you about struggling?

Kaiba: *-_-* Don't...

Sariah: Or I'll...?

Kaiba: *thinks* Um... I don't know...

Sariah: *-_-'* Never mind. Anyway, you heard it, folks! I don't own Yu- Gi- Oh! And I won the court session with Kaiba over here, didn't I?

Kaiba: Yes ma'am.

Sariah: Joey makes a good lawyer, huh?

Kaiba: Yes ma'am.

Sariah: Good boy. Now you've got the rest of the month and half of next month to spend here, okay?

Kaiba: *O.O* NO!!!!

SIDE NOTE: Um... I used up all my clever ideas on the disclaimer. Arigato to the two people who reviewed!!!! *sighs* I'm losing my touch...

Yugi walked outside as the sun began to sink below the street. He was meeting Tristan, Duke, and Kaiba so they could discuss the events of that day. It was part of their deal, you see. They had to check up on each other to see how their side of the bet was going. From the looks of it, none of them had gotten a girlfriend.

"So, guys, how'd it go?" Yugi asked brightly. Yami hovered around next to him, waiting to hear the stories. The two eyed their faces cheerfully. "What, don't TELL me no one has a girlfriend?" Yugi asked them, smiling.

Kaiba shook his head. "Nope. You wouldn't BELIEVE what happened to me all day!" he sighed and began to tell about the day. "Okay, it all started last night. I'd posted a notice telling about the bet. There was no WAY any girl could miss it..."

(FLASHBACK)

Kaiba waked outside that morning, figuring that he'd already won the bet. To his surprise, not one girl asked him about the notice. It wasn't until he got into class when something happened that he immediately regretted.

"Hey! Are you Seto Kaiba?!" a girl finally ran up to him. Kaiba couldn't see her face from across the room, but he could tell that she was carrying the notice. He could feel that he had it won.

"Yes, I am," he replied. "I see you found the notice. I've been waiting."

To his surprise, the girl tore up the note and threw the pieces at his feet. He looked up in surprise and saw that she was glaring at him.

"A BET?! You are SO insensitive, Seto Kaiba!"

Kaiba blinked in surprise. He was speechless.

"You stupid, insensitive jerk! I can't believe you're only looking for a girlfriend because of a stupid BET! I always thought you were more caring than that!" And with that, she slapped him across the face. "Stupid, insensitive jerk! GRR!"

Kaiba rubbed his cheek, utterly shocked. The rest of the day had been like that. Every girl who had found the notice had yelled at him, slapped him, and torn up the notice. Kaiba's face was very red at the end of the day.

"For a genius, you sure are stupid, Kaiba," he told himself. "For one thing, you shouldn't have put up so many notices..." he rubbed his forehead, where a particularly tall girl had punched him instead of slapping him. "AND you should've remembered that nearly every girl in school thinks you are the most sensitive person on the planet."

He made a note to himself to try a new tactic.

(END FLASHBACK)

Tristan laughed loudly. "I thought your face looked a bit red, Kaiba."

Duke tossed his hair and snorted. "That's nothing. You should hear about how my day went," He tossed his hair again and began the story. "Alright, it started when I first got to school..."

(FLASHBACK)

Duke strutted into the schoolyard like he usually did every morning. But today he made a point of winking at every girl who had been eyeing him during the year. Instantly, they melted at his feet. It seemed his plan was going well, but after school, it got out of hand.

Duke left to tend to his shop, unknowing that there were an awful lot of girls following him there. When he turned around to get the keys out of the door, however, he saw them all. One girl ran up to him instantly.

"Oh, Duke, I know you can't hide your feelings for me anymore," she sighed. "And I just want to say that I feel the same."

Duke smiled, as his plan was working. But a sudden outburst from the crowd of girls turned it all around.

"Feelings for YOU?! Yeah right! In your dreams!"

"Yeah, he loves me, girl!"

"YOU?! I was talking about ME!"

"WHAT?! No way, he's mine!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Hands off him! He's mine!"

"Oh come on, he winked at ME!"

Every girl paused at this one. They murmured to one another, and realized that he had winked at ALL of them. They turned and glared at the now terrified and cornered Duke Devlin.

"Um... uh?" he stammered. Instantly, the girls began to chase him through the shop, and once they got their hands on him, well... let's just say he looked very... pretty.

(END FLASHBACK)

"It took me a while to get that makeup off," Duke finished, blushing. He rubbed his eyes. "I think I still have some eye- shadow left on."

Tristan shook his head and sighed. "There's really nothing to tell about my day. I just asked out every girl I could."

"And?" the others asked expectantly.

"Well, they either called me a loser, slapped my face, laughed into my ear, or rolled their eyes and then stormed off. I couldn't get a single date."

They all turned and looked at Yugi, who was still smiling confidently.

"Oh, nothing yet," he said. "But Joey will get a girlfriend, you'll see."

The other three just laughed and stood up to leave. Yugi walked home confidently.

"Well, Yugi, those stories were intriguing. I especially liked Duke Devlin's story... did you catch the fact that he still had a huge clump of mascara on his eyelid?"

Yugi laughed. "No, I didn't. I hope he notices it by tomorrow, or he'll be really embarrassed!"

"They'll all be embarrassed by Tuesday, Yugi. I can't wait to see it."

"Neither can I," Yugi agreed, smiling. "Oh, I almost forgot, I've got to make a call before Kaiba gets home!"

SIDE NOTE: I'm out of funny ideas... *sighs* Darn it. Oh well. Please review A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!