Disclaimer: Sariah: *sighs* I actually miss Kaiba. I hope Faith is having
fun. Oh well... I know it isn't from the correct show... By the way, I
don't own Dragon Ball Z either; I'm just using Vegeta for the disclaimer,
okay? VEGETA!!!!!!
Vegeta: *peeks out from behind corner* I am NOT going out there. *looks down* Not in this, anyway...
Sariah: *rolls eyes* Vegeta, do you remember my little friend named blackmail?
Vegeta: *blushes* Fine. *tiptoes outside in a tutu* Sariah doesn't own Yu- Gi- Oh. *tiptoes back*
Sariah: Thanks!!!!
SIDE NOTE: Sariah: *looks at disclaimer* Maybe I should be nicer to poor Vegeta.
Dragaria: *cocks an eyebrow at Sariah* You're kidding me, right?
Sariah: *rolls eyes* Of COURSE I am. Do you think I actually want to be NICE to VEGETA?
Dragaria: Guess not.
Sariah: I only think it should be fairer to him on that one episode. You know, where they all try to get the people of Earth to raise up their hands? He BEGS those people, and nobody listens to him except their families!!!! And even though EVERYBODY listened to Hercule, at least a FEW people listened to Goku!!!! Nobody listened to poor Vegeta!!!! And that's not fair!!!!!!
Dragaria: You've used up one page, Sariah. Are you done?
Sariah: Yes. I just want people to know my opinion on that, okay? Anyways, arigato to those of you who reviewed!!!! On to the ficcy!!!!
Yugi walked to the same meeting spot that the group had used the past few days. He was cheerful, as he'd spent a whole Saturday not doing anything, except making a few phone calls. Tristan, Kaiba, and Duke, however, were not as cheerful. Yami floated around next to Yugi, watching their exhausted faces eagerly.
"Hello!" Yugi waved at them all. They glared at him suspiciously, as though they thought they could get him arrested for being so happy. They all replied either by moaning, sighing, or whining. Yugi still had on his cheerful grin.
"Don't tell me; you've got news on Joey?" Kaiba rubbed his aching neck as he sat down. Yugi smiled and shook his head. Duke's head fell flat on the table and Tristan complained of his sore back.
"I spent all day carrying Tyra around... on my back!" Tristan moaned and massaged his shoulder. "That girl has GOT to weigh about a hundred pounds!"
"You don't wanna know what I've been doing all day," Kaiba and Duke said simultaneously. Yugi cocked an eyebrow.
"Oh? Would you care to tell me?"
"Alright, so here's what happened...," Duke sighed and sat up.
"You see," Kaiba continued. "We spent all day with those girls from school who were trying to figure out which one of us to go out with. They'd proposed a different solution..."
(FLASHBACK)
Duke and Kaiba were basically cornered. They had no idea how those girls had gotten them all the way to the alley without doing ANYTHING. One blue- eyed blonde stepped up and began to twirl her hair while speaking to them.
"Oh, boys," she looked dreamily at the two. "We just COULDN'T decide which one of you to go out with, so we had an idea."
"Uh- oh," Duke and Kaiba backed farther into the alley.
The blonde giggled. "Oh, you're so cute. Anyway, we had an idea that you two could COMPETE for us."
"A duel? You're kidding," Kaiba's confidence came back to him, but Duke's instantly vanished. Dice were his forte, NOT dueling.
"No, not a duel, silly!" the blonde giggled. "I mean, like, who can do the most for us before they crack."
"Oh no..." Kaiba shrank back again. This was NOT good.
"Us girls did some dueling to decide which one of us would get the winner..." the blonde grinned. "And whichever one of you wins, I will get. I tell you what to do, boys."
Duke and Kaiba gulped. Before long, she had them doing her laundry, running races, carrying anything she could find, and anything else that she considered torture. The boys had decided that it wasn't worth it after a while, and had high- tailed it. They'd have to find someone who WASN'T a psychopath.
(END FLASHBACK)
"Even we aren't that desperate," Kaiba shuddered and his face flopped onto the table. "She had me carrying twenty- seven pounds of BRICKS." He looked up at Yugi. "BRICKS, Yugi. BRICKS. Twenty- seven pounds of it. BRICKS!" He groaned miserably and flopped back onto the table. Duke actually started to cry.
Tristan's eyes widened. "WOW. Uh... I think we should all go home and get some rest."
"I agree... after all, you guys are really worn out," Yugi added as Kaiba began to sob along with Duke. "Come on, guys... let's go home."
Without hesitation, everyone went home. Yugi and Yami watched in astonishment at Kaiba and Duke, who had stopped sobbing by now, thoroughly embarrassed.
"That was... unusual," Yami said, wide- eyed.
"Yeah...," Yugi agreed, also wide- eyed. "I never thought I'd see that happening. That girl must've been NUTS."
Yami nodded. "We'd better get home quickly, Yugi."
"Why?"
"Don't you have a phone call to make?"
"Oh! That's right! Plus, I have to tell Mokuba that his brother was sobbing hysterically today!"
Yugi dashed home to make his calls without another word.
SIDE NOTE: Sariah: *in a singsong voice* They don't know what's happening, they don't know what's happening!!!!
Dragaria: Is this fic almost over?????
Sariah: Well, let's see... *counts off fingers* Uh... I dunno.
Dragaria: *-_-'*
Sariah: Well, even if I DID know, I wouldn't wanna disappoint anyone. I hate countdowns.
Dragaria: *sighs* Whatever.
Sariah: Well, then... Please review A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: *peeks out from behind corner* I am NOT going out there. *looks down* Not in this, anyway...
Sariah: *rolls eyes* Vegeta, do you remember my little friend named blackmail?
Vegeta: *blushes* Fine. *tiptoes outside in a tutu* Sariah doesn't own Yu- Gi- Oh. *tiptoes back*
Sariah: Thanks!!!!
SIDE NOTE: Sariah: *looks at disclaimer* Maybe I should be nicer to poor Vegeta.
Dragaria: *cocks an eyebrow at Sariah* You're kidding me, right?
Sariah: *rolls eyes* Of COURSE I am. Do you think I actually want to be NICE to VEGETA?
Dragaria: Guess not.
Sariah: I only think it should be fairer to him on that one episode. You know, where they all try to get the people of Earth to raise up their hands? He BEGS those people, and nobody listens to him except their families!!!! And even though EVERYBODY listened to Hercule, at least a FEW people listened to Goku!!!! Nobody listened to poor Vegeta!!!! And that's not fair!!!!!!
Dragaria: You've used up one page, Sariah. Are you done?
Sariah: Yes. I just want people to know my opinion on that, okay? Anyways, arigato to those of you who reviewed!!!! On to the ficcy!!!!
Yugi walked to the same meeting spot that the group had used the past few days. He was cheerful, as he'd spent a whole Saturday not doing anything, except making a few phone calls. Tristan, Kaiba, and Duke, however, were not as cheerful. Yami floated around next to Yugi, watching their exhausted faces eagerly.
"Hello!" Yugi waved at them all. They glared at him suspiciously, as though they thought they could get him arrested for being so happy. They all replied either by moaning, sighing, or whining. Yugi still had on his cheerful grin.
"Don't tell me; you've got news on Joey?" Kaiba rubbed his aching neck as he sat down. Yugi smiled and shook his head. Duke's head fell flat on the table and Tristan complained of his sore back.
"I spent all day carrying Tyra around... on my back!" Tristan moaned and massaged his shoulder. "That girl has GOT to weigh about a hundred pounds!"
"You don't wanna know what I've been doing all day," Kaiba and Duke said simultaneously. Yugi cocked an eyebrow.
"Oh? Would you care to tell me?"
"Alright, so here's what happened...," Duke sighed and sat up.
"You see," Kaiba continued. "We spent all day with those girls from school who were trying to figure out which one of us to go out with. They'd proposed a different solution..."
(FLASHBACK)
Duke and Kaiba were basically cornered. They had no idea how those girls had gotten them all the way to the alley without doing ANYTHING. One blue- eyed blonde stepped up and began to twirl her hair while speaking to them.
"Oh, boys," she looked dreamily at the two. "We just COULDN'T decide which one of you to go out with, so we had an idea."
"Uh- oh," Duke and Kaiba backed farther into the alley.
The blonde giggled. "Oh, you're so cute. Anyway, we had an idea that you two could COMPETE for us."
"A duel? You're kidding," Kaiba's confidence came back to him, but Duke's instantly vanished. Dice were his forte, NOT dueling.
"No, not a duel, silly!" the blonde giggled. "I mean, like, who can do the most for us before they crack."
"Oh no..." Kaiba shrank back again. This was NOT good.
"Us girls did some dueling to decide which one of us would get the winner..." the blonde grinned. "And whichever one of you wins, I will get. I tell you what to do, boys."
Duke and Kaiba gulped. Before long, she had them doing her laundry, running races, carrying anything she could find, and anything else that she considered torture. The boys had decided that it wasn't worth it after a while, and had high- tailed it. They'd have to find someone who WASN'T a psychopath.
(END FLASHBACK)
"Even we aren't that desperate," Kaiba shuddered and his face flopped onto the table. "She had me carrying twenty- seven pounds of BRICKS." He looked up at Yugi. "BRICKS, Yugi. BRICKS. Twenty- seven pounds of it. BRICKS!" He groaned miserably and flopped back onto the table. Duke actually started to cry.
Tristan's eyes widened. "WOW. Uh... I think we should all go home and get some rest."
"I agree... after all, you guys are really worn out," Yugi added as Kaiba began to sob along with Duke. "Come on, guys... let's go home."
Without hesitation, everyone went home. Yugi and Yami watched in astonishment at Kaiba and Duke, who had stopped sobbing by now, thoroughly embarrassed.
"That was... unusual," Yami said, wide- eyed.
"Yeah...," Yugi agreed, also wide- eyed. "I never thought I'd see that happening. That girl must've been NUTS."
Yami nodded. "We'd better get home quickly, Yugi."
"Why?"
"Don't you have a phone call to make?"
"Oh! That's right! Plus, I have to tell Mokuba that his brother was sobbing hysterically today!"
Yugi dashed home to make his calls without another word.
SIDE NOTE: Sariah: *in a singsong voice* They don't know what's happening, they don't know what's happening!!!!
Dragaria: Is this fic almost over?????
Sariah: Well, let's see... *counts off fingers* Uh... I dunno.
Dragaria: *-_-'*
Sariah: Well, even if I DID know, I wouldn't wanna disappoint anyone. I hate countdowns.
Dragaria: *sighs* Whatever.
Sariah: Well, then... Please review A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!!!!
