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Marik: Hmph.
Sariah: Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. Just because I tied you to my bedpost doesn't mean you have to be so grouchy!
Marik: Oh NO; let's all be CHEERFUL...
Sariah: Perky.
Marik: Fine, perky. Let's all be PERKY; it isn't everyday I get to be held captive without my trusty Millennium Rod.
Sariah: Exactly. Now, do the disclaimer.
Marik: No. I want you to get sued.
Sariah: Please remember that I am holding your Millennium Rod in my hand...
Marik: *sighs* Yes ma'am. Sariah doesn't own Yu- Gi- Oh.
Sariah: ^_^ Thank you!!!! And thanks to my reviewers!!!!! On to the ficcy!!!!
Yugi sighed happily. He had four days left until the bet was over. And no one had figured out his plan yet. True, he hadn't told Joey anything, and he hadn't seen Joey talking to any girls, of course... that was obvious to Yugi. He didn't expect Joey to be talking to any girls.
"Four days left, Yugi," Yami sat next to Yugi on the bed. "I can't believe your fun is almost over... and you'll have a lot more money than when you started this thing. What are you going to do with all that money?"
Yugi shrugged. "I'll worry about that later, Yami. For now, I should just get some sleep. I have school tomorrow."
"See you in the morning, Yugi."
"Goodnight, Yami."
Yugi awoke the next morning with a cheerful smile on his face. He went to school with the same attitude, and he arrived at the usual meeting spot looking exactly the same as he had that morning. Kaiba, Tristan, and Duke, however, looked... less than good.
Duke's clothes were torn, and a large chunk of his hair was gone. Thankfully, it didn't leave a bald spot, but there was a lot of hair missing from that spot. He limped over and sat down, sighing.
Kaiba looked as though he had been traumatized. His eyes were wider and he looked more alert than usual. His clothes were disheveled, and his hair was ruffled. He sat down and clutched his hair, muttering something about girls.
Tristan looked depressed and angry at the same time. He sat down and pouted, glaring at everyone. Yugi was the only person who was at all cheerful.
"What's up, guys?" he asked. This got him a glare from both Duke and Tristan. Kaiba said nothing except to mutter, "Too... many... girls..."
"Anybody going to tell me what happened to all of you today?" Yugi looked at Kaiba quizzically. Kaiba sat up and pounded his fist on the table.
"I hate girls! They're all EVIL! Evil heathen girls!"
Yugi raised an eyebrow. "Kaiba? Are you okay?"
"No, I'm NOT okay!" Kaiba growled and slumped back over, the alert look back in his eyes. "Girls should be destroyed..."
"Care to tell me why?"
"I'd be GLAD to get it off my chest!" Kaiba sat up again, cleared his throat, and began. "Alright. So, I ran out of tactics. I just decided to post up an ad..."
(FLASHBACK)
Kaiba posted up an ad in front of the school. He read it aloud to himself.
"Call up this number and you'll meet the guy of your dreams.' Excellent. They'll just have to call up my cell, and instant girlfriend." He walked off to his first class. He thought it was simple.
In third period, things got out of hand. He started off with one call, and the rest, as they say, was history. One of the girls tracked him down, and it was instant chaos.
"Girls, over here! It's the dream- guy!"
Kaiba turned at the sound of the voice... guess who it was?
"YOU!" Kaiba looked in horror at the blonde. She smiled and winked.
"Me," she giggled. Kaiba didn't waste another second. He turned and ran, the girls chasing him. They caught him, eventually; and they roughed him up quite a bit. He got rid of them by giving out free tickets to a boy- band. They were fake, but by the time the girls figured that out, Kaiba would be long gone. He walked back to the meeting spot, keeping a sharp eye out.
(END FLASHBACK)
"They chased me three miles down the street. I thought I'd never get rid of them." Kaiba shuddered.
"That's nothing," Duke tried to flip his small tuft of hair. "I only had four girls on me, but they tortured me. I thought I'd never get out of there alive..." he sighed and began. "Okay, so my 'cheerleaders' heard that I was looking for a girlfriend..."
(FLASHBACK)
Duke walked into his card shop after school as he always did. He was followed everywhere by his little cheerleaders, as always. But once he got to the counter, they pounced on him.
"What the...?!"
"We heard you were looking for a girlfriend!" one shouted. Duke turned pale.
"Oh no..." his cheerleaders could get VERY competitive over him, and he, at the moment, was in the middle, which could lead to trouble.
"You could pick ME," another said sweetly.
Duke tried to manage a smile. "How, uh... flattering..."
"Or me," the third one added.
"Or how about ME," the fourth one said. This automatically led to an argument... and poor Duke was caught in the middle.
His clothes were torn, and one girl managed to pull off a chunk of his hair. Tears stung Duke's eyes from the pain of it. He managed to crawl away, but not before he twisted his ankle very badly. He had to close up early, just to escape. He just barely made it out.
(END FLASHBACK)
"It was horrible!" he cried when he'd finished. He gave up trying to flip his hair in frustration. "I can't flip my hair anymore!"
"Oh, shut up," Kaiba snapped. "I've been turned into a paranoid freak, and that is NOT something I appreciate."
"Well, you two didn't have your hearts broken," Tristan sighed. "I did..." he closed his eyes and began. "See, I was on my way to meet Tyra, when I overheard her talking to her friends..."
(FLASHBACK)
Tristan walked cheerfully down the hallway, ready to meet Tyra. He felt like he'd win for sure! But as he walked along, he overheard something...
It was Tyra, talking to her friends. Tristan listened closely.
"So, what are you going to do about that Tristan after you're finished playing with him?" one girl asked.
"Oh, I don't know, May...," Tristan heard Tyra giggle. "I'll just have to make him do stuff for me until I get tired of it, and then I'll drop him off. He IS nice, though. I almost feel sorry for him!"
"Yeah, he's really sweet and all, Tyra," another girl agreed. "It's almost sad to do this to him."
"Almost," Tyra laughed, and her friends laughed with her. Tristan couldn't take this. He turned the corner and stood behind Tyra.
"Ahem."
Tyra turned around, and was shocked to see Tristan. "Oh... Tristan... hi! I... I, uh..."
"I'm a lot of fun, huh? You just like playing games with me, Tyra? Well, I'm tired of playing... I'll see you later." He walked off. He wouldn't have anything more to do with her.
"Tristan, wait!" Tyra tried to call after him, but one of her friends put a hand on her shoulder.
"He's been crushed, Tyra. You can't have anything more to do with him now."
(END FLASHBACK)
"She was a nice girl, or so I thought," Tristan shook his head. "I'm just her plaything."
Yugi looked sorry when Tristan had finished. "I'm so sorry... maybe I shouldn't have started this bet... I mean, it's just going to get you all hurt... I don't want that..."
Tristan smiled. "Don't you worry about it, Yugi," he already looked more cheerful. "I just remembered; I was goin' after Serenity in the first place! See ya!" Tristan waved and ran off. Yugi smiled.
"Well, I guess we can go, then," he said. He stood up and left. Kaiba and Duke left shortly after.
"Well, Yugi; that's three days left," Yami floated around next to Yugi as he walked home. "You're having a lot of fun, aren't you?" Yugi nodded.
"I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when this is all over!" he laughed. "Now, I'd better get home so I can make my phone calls."
And he sprinted home without another word.
SIDE NOTE: Sariah: *sighs* Wow... another day, another chapter! ^_^ Sorry it took me so long... I was being invaded by the Writer's Block Monsters from outer space! ^_^' Okay, so I was hyper... I had sugar. ^_^ Please review A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: Hmph.
Sariah: Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. Just because I tied you to my bedpost doesn't mean you have to be so grouchy!
Marik: Oh NO; let's all be CHEERFUL...
Sariah: Perky.
Marik: Fine, perky. Let's all be PERKY; it isn't everyday I get to be held captive without my trusty Millennium Rod.
Sariah: Exactly. Now, do the disclaimer.
Marik: No. I want you to get sued.
Sariah: Please remember that I am holding your Millennium Rod in my hand...
Marik: *sighs* Yes ma'am. Sariah doesn't own Yu- Gi- Oh.
Sariah: ^_^ Thank you!!!! And thanks to my reviewers!!!!! On to the ficcy!!!!
Yugi sighed happily. He had four days left until the bet was over. And no one had figured out his plan yet. True, he hadn't told Joey anything, and he hadn't seen Joey talking to any girls, of course... that was obvious to Yugi. He didn't expect Joey to be talking to any girls.
"Four days left, Yugi," Yami sat next to Yugi on the bed. "I can't believe your fun is almost over... and you'll have a lot more money than when you started this thing. What are you going to do with all that money?"
Yugi shrugged. "I'll worry about that later, Yami. For now, I should just get some sleep. I have school tomorrow."
"See you in the morning, Yugi."
"Goodnight, Yami."
Yugi awoke the next morning with a cheerful smile on his face. He went to school with the same attitude, and he arrived at the usual meeting spot looking exactly the same as he had that morning. Kaiba, Tristan, and Duke, however, looked... less than good.
Duke's clothes were torn, and a large chunk of his hair was gone. Thankfully, it didn't leave a bald spot, but there was a lot of hair missing from that spot. He limped over and sat down, sighing.
Kaiba looked as though he had been traumatized. His eyes were wider and he looked more alert than usual. His clothes were disheveled, and his hair was ruffled. He sat down and clutched his hair, muttering something about girls.
Tristan looked depressed and angry at the same time. He sat down and pouted, glaring at everyone. Yugi was the only person who was at all cheerful.
"What's up, guys?" he asked. This got him a glare from both Duke and Tristan. Kaiba said nothing except to mutter, "Too... many... girls..."
"Anybody going to tell me what happened to all of you today?" Yugi looked at Kaiba quizzically. Kaiba sat up and pounded his fist on the table.
"I hate girls! They're all EVIL! Evil heathen girls!"
Yugi raised an eyebrow. "Kaiba? Are you okay?"
"No, I'm NOT okay!" Kaiba growled and slumped back over, the alert look back in his eyes. "Girls should be destroyed..."
"Care to tell me why?"
"I'd be GLAD to get it off my chest!" Kaiba sat up again, cleared his throat, and began. "Alright. So, I ran out of tactics. I just decided to post up an ad..."
(FLASHBACK)
Kaiba posted up an ad in front of the school. He read it aloud to himself.
"Call up this number and you'll meet the guy of your dreams.' Excellent. They'll just have to call up my cell, and instant girlfriend." He walked off to his first class. He thought it was simple.
In third period, things got out of hand. He started off with one call, and the rest, as they say, was history. One of the girls tracked him down, and it was instant chaos.
"Girls, over here! It's the dream- guy!"
Kaiba turned at the sound of the voice... guess who it was?
"YOU!" Kaiba looked in horror at the blonde. She smiled and winked.
"Me," she giggled. Kaiba didn't waste another second. He turned and ran, the girls chasing him. They caught him, eventually; and they roughed him up quite a bit. He got rid of them by giving out free tickets to a boy- band. They were fake, but by the time the girls figured that out, Kaiba would be long gone. He walked back to the meeting spot, keeping a sharp eye out.
(END FLASHBACK)
"They chased me three miles down the street. I thought I'd never get rid of them." Kaiba shuddered.
"That's nothing," Duke tried to flip his small tuft of hair. "I only had four girls on me, but they tortured me. I thought I'd never get out of there alive..." he sighed and began. "Okay, so my 'cheerleaders' heard that I was looking for a girlfriend..."
(FLASHBACK)
Duke walked into his card shop after school as he always did. He was followed everywhere by his little cheerleaders, as always. But once he got to the counter, they pounced on him.
"What the...?!"
"We heard you were looking for a girlfriend!" one shouted. Duke turned pale.
"Oh no..." his cheerleaders could get VERY competitive over him, and he, at the moment, was in the middle, which could lead to trouble.
"You could pick ME," another said sweetly.
Duke tried to manage a smile. "How, uh... flattering..."
"Or me," the third one added.
"Or how about ME," the fourth one said. This automatically led to an argument... and poor Duke was caught in the middle.
His clothes were torn, and one girl managed to pull off a chunk of his hair. Tears stung Duke's eyes from the pain of it. He managed to crawl away, but not before he twisted his ankle very badly. He had to close up early, just to escape. He just barely made it out.
(END FLASHBACK)
"It was horrible!" he cried when he'd finished. He gave up trying to flip his hair in frustration. "I can't flip my hair anymore!"
"Oh, shut up," Kaiba snapped. "I've been turned into a paranoid freak, and that is NOT something I appreciate."
"Well, you two didn't have your hearts broken," Tristan sighed. "I did..." he closed his eyes and began. "See, I was on my way to meet Tyra, when I overheard her talking to her friends..."
(FLASHBACK)
Tristan walked cheerfully down the hallway, ready to meet Tyra. He felt like he'd win for sure! But as he walked along, he overheard something...
It was Tyra, talking to her friends. Tristan listened closely.
"So, what are you going to do about that Tristan after you're finished playing with him?" one girl asked.
"Oh, I don't know, May...," Tristan heard Tyra giggle. "I'll just have to make him do stuff for me until I get tired of it, and then I'll drop him off. He IS nice, though. I almost feel sorry for him!"
"Yeah, he's really sweet and all, Tyra," another girl agreed. "It's almost sad to do this to him."
"Almost," Tyra laughed, and her friends laughed with her. Tristan couldn't take this. He turned the corner and stood behind Tyra.
"Ahem."
Tyra turned around, and was shocked to see Tristan. "Oh... Tristan... hi! I... I, uh..."
"I'm a lot of fun, huh? You just like playing games with me, Tyra? Well, I'm tired of playing... I'll see you later." He walked off. He wouldn't have anything more to do with her.
"Tristan, wait!" Tyra tried to call after him, but one of her friends put a hand on her shoulder.
"He's been crushed, Tyra. You can't have anything more to do with him now."
(END FLASHBACK)
"She was a nice girl, or so I thought," Tristan shook his head. "I'm just her plaything."
Yugi looked sorry when Tristan had finished. "I'm so sorry... maybe I shouldn't have started this bet... I mean, it's just going to get you all hurt... I don't want that..."
Tristan smiled. "Don't you worry about it, Yugi," he already looked more cheerful. "I just remembered; I was goin' after Serenity in the first place! See ya!" Tristan waved and ran off. Yugi smiled.
"Well, I guess we can go, then," he said. He stood up and left. Kaiba and Duke left shortly after.
"Well, Yugi; that's three days left," Yami floated around next to Yugi as he walked home. "You're having a lot of fun, aren't you?" Yugi nodded.
"I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when this is all over!" he laughed. "Now, I'd better get home so I can make my phone calls."
And he sprinted home without another word.
SIDE NOTE: Sariah: *sighs* Wow... another day, another chapter! ^_^ Sorry it took me so long... I was being invaded by the Writer's Block Monsters from outer space! ^_^' Okay, so I was hyper... I had sugar. ^_^ Please review A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!!!!
