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Kaede: Another update! Well not much to say except this chapter is long…and has a new character! Add a tally to the Angel Sanctuary section of the characters list because Michael Arch angel of fire is now a character! Review and thou shall be greatly rewarded! ^_^
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Kaede is sad because Kira set her much-loved Lucifer plushie on fire and it's gone…and Riko-chan's mad
Riko-chan: Kay-chan want a cookie? I saved you one!
Kaede: no....grabs the cookie and eats it::
Kira: You'll be okay... *snickers*
Kaede: Shaddup you Fairy! ::takes his glasses::
Kira: HEY- *gets cutoff by Riko-chan thwacking him*
Riko-chan: SHE DESERVES THE GLASSES!!
Kaede: This is my second pair! ::pulls out her own glasses-they're thin black rimmed glasses::
Riko-chan: *starts singing* Cleo was an itty-bitty fish an itty-bitty fish sing along Kay-chan!
Kaede: ::sings along:: Cleo HAS an itty-bitty fish an itty-bitty fish!
Kira: ...::realizes what Kaede was referring to and a vein pops out of his head::
Kaede: ::is running about the house singing that song wearing Kira's glasses on her face and hers on the back of her head::
Riko-chan: *puts a goldfish suit on Kira* HEY KIDS ITS CLEO!!!!!
Lucifer: YAY! ::claps his hands then points at Kira and laughs::
Kira: SHUT THE *cutoff by Riko-chan's loud singing*
Kaede: ::collapses on the couch:: TOO ::gasp:: MUCH ::gasp:: SINGING!
Riko-chan: *still going* CLEEEEOOOO WAS AN ITTY BIIIIITTTYYY FIIIIIISHEY!!!!!!
Kaede: ::made the mistake of falling asleep without a gun nearby::
Riko-chan: *takes picture of Kira in goldfish outfit* Come seee Kay-chan!! ^__^!!
Kaede: ::rolls over and mutters in her sleep:: I...dont wanna see...the friggin homo....
Kira: WHAT DID SH *cutoff by the cookie Riko-chan stuffs in his mouth*
Riko-chan: Be quiet! The garbage man might hear...
Kaede: ::still talking:: ...he's such a homo....that they made a new classification....for the bastard....
Riko-chan: *playing with a lighter near Lucifer's hair* it's so beautiful....
Lucifer: ::runs away:: MY HAIR!
Riko-chan: LOOKIE EVERYONE LUCIFER'S ON FIRE!! TELL THE CIA!!!!
Lucifer: ::puts it out:: ...::grumbles:: Kaede's never awake when you want her to be....dammit
Riko-chan: *gets matches and lights all of them on fire* oooh pretty...O.O
Kaede: ::wakes up and sees everyone else on fire:: O.o
Riko-chan: *starts to put Ban on fire* BWEE!! ^__^
Kaede: ::saves Ban yet leaves Vash open for attack:: NOO! BIZZLE!!!
Riko-chan: *pouts and spots Vash* JUSTICE FOR DOUGHNUTS!!!!!
Vash: ::funny chibi face and hundreds of sweatdrops:: uhhh...i'm sorry i will never do that to doughnuts again ::runs::
Riko-chan: SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH!!! *throws random objects at him such as knives and swords and grenades (guess they're not so random they're all weapons ^.^)*
Vash: ~think Vash think...i know somthing that might startle her...~ ::Vash walks up to Riko-chan and kisses her::
|~|Bad soap opera music plays|~|
Riko-chan: O.o...*in awe* ... ... *lights his hair on fire* MWHAHAHAH!!!
Vash: ::puts it out quickly::
Kira: ::has a HUGE vein poppin out of his head::
Riko-chan: *pours gasoline on Vash then lights him on fire* MWHAHAHAH ^__^
Vash: ::is saved by Adam Kadamon::
Adam: ::flicks Riko-chan's nose:: BAD! ::leaves::
Riko-chan: ...*shakes fist as he leaves* YOU FLICKED ME ON THE NOSE!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GENDER!!! *pokes Kay-chan* Is Adam Kadamon flammable?
Kaede: ::suddenly with an accent:: Vell...I vould vink zat he vould not be flamable-due to him bezing ze aftar image! (translation: well...i would think that he would not be flamable-due to him being an after image)
Riko-chan: Darn! Kira-kun is Ban-chan flammable? Or even better are garbage men flammable?
Kira: Yes Ban is but he's a friend and garbage men are not allowed to be set on fire....
Kaede: In otherwords no flaming Ban-sama!
Vash: ::behind the couch:: sama?
Riko-chan: THERE HE IS!! NO AFTERIMAGE WILL STOP MEEE!!! *attacks Vash with flying paper balls that are lit on fire*
Lucifer: ::takes away anything that is flamable or that will cause flames in the house and locks them in:: NO RIKO-CHAN! ::sigh; dumps water on Vash::
Riko-chan: Kira-kun I need a lighter...
Kira: ::silent and motionless::
Kaede: Kira-kouhai((the opposite of sempai…you are welcome ^_^)), do it and i shall kill thee without pity!
Riko-chan: *pokes Kira-kun* heeey I looove you, can I have a lighter... maybe
Kira: He took mine...i just realized that was bad! NO SMOKES! ::cries::
Riko-chan: *cries with him* Now i can't set anything on fire!!
Kaede: ::sigh::
Ban: ^^ ::happy because he thinks he's gunna get some::
Riko-chan: In two days tomorrow will be yesterday!
Kaede: ::sweatdrop:: yes-yes it will
Kira: I need a smoke...
Kaede: Me too...
Riko-chan: *takes sticks* I'll make fire the old fashion way!!
Lucifer: ::throws water on the sticks::
Riko-chan: *takes sticks and throws it at Lucifer's head* YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE A DEMON LORD!!!
Lucifer: ::sets Riko-chan on fire while having a VERY smug look on his face::
Riko-chan: O.O *saved by Michael* ...thanks...
Michael: ONLY I CAN DO THAT!!!
Lucifer: ::sets Michael on fire::
Kaede: ::throws water on him:: Michael-sempai! ::hugs Michael::
Lucifer: ::throws water on Kaede who then electrocutes him::
Riko-chan: *gets a cute kitty* I SHALL HAUNT YOU TO NO END!!! *yells a battle cry and chases after Lucifer* COME HERE!!
Kaede: ::hugs Michael again:: YAY! I MISSED THEE MICHAEL-SEMPAI!
Michael: GET OFF!! *leaves*
Kaede: ::brings him back:: STAY! OR I'll KICK YOUR ASS! AND I LEARNED FROM YOU! YA SICK BASTARD!
Michael: ...damn you *gets hugged by Riko-chan*
Riko-chan: LOOK MY PENGUINS ITS MIKA-CHAN!!!
Kaede: Who knows Mika-chan...you might even get to kill Lucifer if you're good! ::smirk::
Ban: ::vein::
Riko-chan: where is thou Kira-kun...?
Riko-chan: OH MY DARLING CLEO THE FISHY-FISH!!
Kaede: ::tending to Michael:: I dunno where the homo is...
Riko-chan: Ban-chan what did you do to me Cleo-The fishy-fish...?
Ban: ::not paying attention::
Riko-chan: *thwacks him with a bat* LISTEN TOO MEEEEE!!!
Ban: BACK OFF BITCH I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO! ::walks into another room::
Riko-chan: Kay-chan look at what he just called me? *throws a rabid skunk at him* MAY YOU STINK ALL YOUR LIFE!!
Michael: ::laughs like a maniac as he burns the skunk::
Kaede: Yes i heard-and it was rude-check for Kira in the bedroom i think ::winks at Riko-chan::
Riko-chan: Okie pokie *hits Michael as she leaves to find Kira-kun*
Michael: ::gets pissed and mumbles obcenities::::
Riko-chan: DON'T MUMBLE OBCENITIES TO MEE!!
Michael: ... ... ...::mumbles::
Riko-chan: *find Kira sleeping in bedroom and glomps him* KIRA-KUN!! I LOOOOOVE YOU!!!
Kira: OOOOOH! YOU WANNA DO THAT NOW? WHRE WERE YOU THREE HOURS AGO??
Kaede: Another update! Well not much to say except this chapter is long…and has a new character! Add a tally to the Angel Sanctuary section of the characters list because Michael Arch angel of fire is now a character! Review and thou shall be greatly rewarded! ^_^
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Kaede is sad because Kira set her much-loved Lucifer plushie on fire and it's gone…and Riko-chan's mad
Riko-chan: Kay-chan want a cookie? I saved you one!
Kaede: no....grabs the cookie and eats it::
Kira: You'll be okay... *snickers*
Kaede: Shaddup you Fairy! ::takes his glasses::
Kira: HEY- *gets cutoff by Riko-chan thwacking him*
Riko-chan: SHE DESERVES THE GLASSES!!
Kaede: This is my second pair! ::pulls out her own glasses-they're thin black rimmed glasses::
Riko-chan: *starts singing* Cleo was an itty-bitty fish an itty-bitty fish sing along Kay-chan!
Kaede: ::sings along:: Cleo HAS an itty-bitty fish an itty-bitty fish!
Kira: ...::realizes what Kaede was referring to and a vein pops out of his head::
Kaede: ::is running about the house singing that song wearing Kira's glasses on her face and hers on the back of her head::
Riko-chan: *puts a goldfish suit on Kira* HEY KIDS ITS CLEO!!!!!
Lucifer: YAY! ::claps his hands then points at Kira and laughs::
Kira: SHUT THE *cutoff by Riko-chan's loud singing*
Kaede: ::collapses on the couch:: TOO ::gasp:: MUCH ::gasp:: SINGING!
Riko-chan: *still going* CLEEEEOOOO WAS AN ITTY BIIIIITTTYYY FIIIIIISHEY!!!!!!
Kaede: ::made the mistake of falling asleep without a gun nearby::
Riko-chan: *takes picture of Kira in goldfish outfit* Come seee Kay-chan!! ^__^!!
Kaede: ::rolls over and mutters in her sleep:: I...dont wanna see...the friggin homo....
Kira: WHAT DID SH *cutoff by the cookie Riko-chan stuffs in his mouth*
Riko-chan: Be quiet! The garbage man might hear...
Kaede: ::still talking:: ...he's such a homo....that they made a new classification....for the bastard....
Riko-chan: *playing with a lighter near Lucifer's hair* it's so beautiful....
Lucifer: ::runs away:: MY HAIR!
Riko-chan: LOOKIE EVERYONE LUCIFER'S ON FIRE!! TELL THE CIA!!!!
Lucifer: ::puts it out:: ...::grumbles:: Kaede's never awake when you want her to be....dammit
Riko-chan: *gets matches and lights all of them on fire* oooh pretty...O.O
Kaede: ::wakes up and sees everyone else on fire:: O.o
Riko-chan: *starts to put Ban on fire* BWEE!! ^__^
Kaede: ::saves Ban yet leaves Vash open for attack:: NOO! BIZZLE!!!
Riko-chan: *pouts and spots Vash* JUSTICE FOR DOUGHNUTS!!!!!
Vash: ::funny chibi face and hundreds of sweatdrops:: uhhh...i'm sorry i will never do that to doughnuts again ::runs::
Riko-chan: SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH!!! *throws random objects at him such as knives and swords and grenades (guess they're not so random they're all weapons ^.^)*
Vash: ~think Vash think...i know somthing that might startle her...~ ::Vash walks up to Riko-chan and kisses her::
|~|Bad soap opera music plays|~|
Riko-chan: O.o...*in awe* ... ... *lights his hair on fire* MWHAHAHAH!!!
Vash: ::puts it out quickly::
Kira: ::has a HUGE vein poppin out of his head::
Riko-chan: *pours gasoline on Vash then lights him on fire* MWHAHAHAH ^__^
Vash: ::is saved by Adam Kadamon::
Adam: ::flicks Riko-chan's nose:: BAD! ::leaves::
Riko-chan: ...*shakes fist as he leaves* YOU FLICKED ME ON THE NOSE!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GENDER!!! *pokes Kay-chan* Is Adam Kadamon flammable?
Kaede: ::suddenly with an accent:: Vell...I vould vink zat he vould not be flamable-due to him bezing ze aftar image! (translation: well...i would think that he would not be flamable-due to him being an after image)
Riko-chan: Darn! Kira-kun is Ban-chan flammable? Or even better are garbage men flammable?
Kira: Yes Ban is but he's a friend and garbage men are not allowed to be set on fire....
Kaede: In otherwords no flaming Ban-sama!
Vash: ::behind the couch:: sama?
Riko-chan: THERE HE IS!! NO AFTERIMAGE WILL STOP MEEE!!! *attacks Vash with flying paper balls that are lit on fire*
Lucifer: ::takes away anything that is flamable or that will cause flames in the house and locks them in:: NO RIKO-CHAN! ::sigh; dumps water on Vash::
Riko-chan: Kira-kun I need a lighter...
Kira: ::silent and motionless::
Kaede: Kira-kouhai((the opposite of sempai…you are welcome ^_^)), do it and i shall kill thee without pity!
Riko-chan: *pokes Kira-kun* heeey I looove you, can I have a lighter... maybe
Kira: He took mine...i just realized that was bad! NO SMOKES! ::cries::
Riko-chan: *cries with him* Now i can't set anything on fire!!
Kaede: ::sigh::
Ban: ^^ ::happy because he thinks he's gunna get some::
Riko-chan: In two days tomorrow will be yesterday!
Kaede: ::sweatdrop:: yes-yes it will
Kira: I need a smoke...
Kaede: Me too...
Riko-chan: *takes sticks* I'll make fire the old fashion way!!
Lucifer: ::throws water on the sticks::
Riko-chan: *takes sticks and throws it at Lucifer's head* YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE A DEMON LORD!!!
Lucifer: ::sets Riko-chan on fire while having a VERY smug look on his face::
Riko-chan: O.O *saved by Michael* ...thanks...
Michael: ONLY I CAN DO THAT!!!
Lucifer: ::sets Michael on fire::
Kaede: ::throws water on him:: Michael-sempai! ::hugs Michael::
Lucifer: ::throws water on Kaede who then electrocutes him::
Riko-chan: *gets a cute kitty* I SHALL HAUNT YOU TO NO END!!! *yells a battle cry and chases after Lucifer* COME HERE!!
Kaede: ::hugs Michael again:: YAY! I MISSED THEE MICHAEL-SEMPAI!
Michael: GET OFF!! *leaves*
Kaede: ::brings him back:: STAY! OR I'll KICK YOUR ASS! AND I LEARNED FROM YOU! YA SICK BASTARD!
Michael: ...damn you *gets hugged by Riko-chan*
Riko-chan: LOOK MY PENGUINS ITS MIKA-CHAN!!!
Kaede: Who knows Mika-chan...you might even get to kill Lucifer if you're good! ::smirk::
Ban: ::vein::
Riko-chan: where is thou Kira-kun...?
Riko-chan: OH MY DARLING CLEO THE FISHY-FISH!!
Kaede: ::tending to Michael:: I dunno where the homo is...
Riko-chan: Ban-chan what did you do to me Cleo-The fishy-fish...?
Ban: ::not paying attention::
Riko-chan: *thwacks him with a bat* LISTEN TOO MEEEEE!!!
Ban: BACK OFF BITCH I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO! ::walks into another room::
Riko-chan: Kay-chan look at what he just called me? *throws a rabid skunk at him* MAY YOU STINK ALL YOUR LIFE!!
Michael: ::laughs like a maniac as he burns the skunk::
Kaede: Yes i heard-and it was rude-check for Kira in the bedroom i think ::winks at Riko-chan::
Riko-chan: Okie pokie *hits Michael as she leaves to find Kira-kun*
Michael: ::gets pissed and mumbles obcenities::::
Riko-chan: DON'T MUMBLE OBCENITIES TO MEE!!
Michael: ... ... ...::mumbles::
Riko-chan: *find Kira sleeping in bedroom and glomps him* KIRA-KUN!! I LOOOOOVE YOU!!!
Kira: OOOOOH! YOU WANNA DO THAT NOW? WHRE WERE YOU THREE HOURS AGO??
