later Kaede shows up with a Ban plushie to replace the Lucifer one untill Azriel gets her anotherBack in the guy's roomLaterin the other room

Ban: I wanna girl...

Michael: i'm sure you wanna girl Ban but it isn't gunna happen!

Ban: ...thats what YOU think

Michael: ::smug look:: Oh believe me! I know!

Kira: ...Michael I think you're gay'

Michael: ::his eyes pop open:: WHAT?! NO?! WHY?! ::clenches his fists and gets all pissy:: I KILL YOU! ::sets Kira's pants on fire::

Kira: *runs to bathroom* YOU GAY *****

Michael: .. ::sets Kira's shirt on fire when he comes back out; shakes his head:: so full of rage!

Kira: *gets mad... REALLY mad and goes to bathroom once again*

Ban: ::sigh::

Riko-chan: *in other room* Where is Vash...?

Vash: Out here...leave me alone

Kira: ::walks back out:: You know what Michael! I bet you couldn't get a girl even if you wanted to!

Riko-chan: *pokes Vash* I'll give you a brownie to molest if you tell me whats wrong...

Vash: GO AWAY! This is interesting-Kira just told Michael he couldn't accomplish somthing!

Riko-chan: KIRA-KUN IF YOU SAY ONE MORE MEAN THING TODAY I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR A PANDA SUIT AND RUN THROUGH TOKYO GOING "I HAVE A BANANA AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!"

Kaede: Shhh...this'll be funny i wanna see what happens-it'll amuse you Riko-chan!

Kira: -I bet you couldn't get one to tolerate you at ALL!

Riko-chan: ...*gets hot coffee* ...

Michael: O.O;; Why would i want to! They're foolish and weak an-

Kira: -It'S CUZ YOU'RE CHICKEN! ::starts clucking::

Riko-chan: *goes to Vash and takes a sip of coffee and then pours it in his hair* ...mmm coffee...

Vash: ::pushes her over so she falls::

Michael: SEE HOW EASY SHE FELL!! WHY WOULD I WANT ONE OF THOES!

Riko-chan: *offended throws empty coffee cup at his head* SEE IF I EVER SIDE WITH YOU AGAIN!!!

Kira: ::continues clucking::

Michael: stop it! stop IT!! STOP IT!!!!

Ban: *laughing and rolling on floor*

Michael: FINE!

Riko-chan: Kay-chan?!! WHERE ARE YOU?!! GET THE CAMERA!!

Kira: ::happy:: but it has to be someone without a companion-in this house!

Kaede: WAY AHEAD OF YOU! ::has a camcorder and is playing back what Kira did::

Riko-chan: *gets popcorn* oooh i bet there'll be a catfigh!

Ban: *still laughing still rolling on the ground and his eyes are watering because he laughed too much*

Kira: Hmmm...who could that be...who's a companionless girl in the house...Riko-chan any guesses?

Riko-chan: umm... I KNOW!! uhh... the frozen dead cow in the fridge ^__^

Kira: No seriously Riko-chan... a human or angel or demon in this house....a companionless girl...who is it?

Riko-chan: ... ... ... You're my companion right...? WAIT Kay-chan!! ^__^ *confused* but wasn't she with- err was it?- ?___?

Kaede: ::whispers to Riko-chan:: I kinda broke up with the doughnut molester...

Riko-chan: OHH, I gotcha

Michael: ::looks at Kaede:: HER?!

Kaede: ::screams:: HIM?!

Michael & Kaede: HELL NO!

Kira: ::starts clucking again::

Riko-chan: ... ... ... ... *thwacks Kira* stop with the endless clucking...

Michael: FINE! ....for how long...stupid homo...

Kira: ::offended:: Well since you just pissed me off.till she loves you! ::evil smirk::

Ban: *passed out cause he laughed too much* X.x

Michael: NOT FAIR!

Kaede: ...damn my luck...

Riko-chan: ... ... *shakes Ban* wake up!

Ban: NO NO NOT MR. WINKIE! ...Oh...heheh...sorry

Riko-chan: ... ...I don't even wanna ask...? *looks to Kay-chan* are you really going to go through with this...?

Kaede: I don't have to do anything-it's Michael's assignment!

Michael: ::on the verge of tears:: b-but i hate her!! ::wimpers:: LUCI- SAMA! ::hugs Lucifer::

Lucifer: ::pushes him away:: DON'T GO HALLMARK ON ME MICHAEL!

Riko-chan: ...well you HAVE to fall in love with him in order for him to complete his assignment

Kaede: I don't HAVE to do anything

Riko-chan: ... .. . LET'S GO SEE A MOVIE!!

Kaede: Riko-chan...are you trying to help Mika-chan?

Riko-chan: NOPE!! HE SAID I FELL TOO EASY *throws Ban at him*

Michael: ::falls over Ban on top of him:: GET OFF ME!

Ban: Do you think i chose to be thrown?

Riko-chan: Kay-chan I'm hungry!

Kaede: Off to get...Thai food for Kira and McDonalds for everyone else!

Kira: *death glare at Kaede* NO THAI FOOD!

Kaede: ::sweatdrop:: ehehehehe....

Riko-chan: *yawn* boredom bit me... (I do not own boredom...)

Kaede: I'm sorry-go bother Kira ::goes off to get food::

Riko-chan: Where are thou demon lordith?

Vash: thou demon lordith ith sittith on his assith

Riko-chan: thankith you-ith *stuffs Lucifer's mouth with marshmallows* Now my pretty say Luci-chan!

Lucifer: goith to hellith

Riko-chan: beenith there-ith before-ith

Lucifer: goith againith beforeith i killith youith

Riko-chan: *getting frustrated with all the '-ith'* NO! *stuffs his mouth with marshmallows* SAY IT!! *gets lighter near his hair* OR YOU'LL GO BALD!!

Lucifer: ::sweatdrop:: Loushi-schan

Riko-chan: *glomps Lucifer* THANK-SHOO!!!

Kaede: ::back with food and everyone gathers at the table...she sets a McDonalds bag infront of everyone except Kira who gets a Thai food bag::

Riko-chan: RIKO-CHAN IS GOING TO EAT McDonalds!!!

Kira: *mumbles* she better have not gotten me any of that ****n Thai food

Riko-chan: ::glares at Kaede::

Kaede: GEEZ! THERE'S McDonalds INSIDE!

Riko-chan: ^__^ FFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

Michael: ::sitting next to Kaede and looks like he's gunna puke::

Riko-chan: Mika-chan if you don't want your McDonalds I'll eat it ^____^

Michael: It isn't that...::munches on some fries::

Riko-chan: *thinks he said 'sure take all of my food' THANK-SHOO MIKA-CHAN *takes his french-fries*

Michael: NO! ::steals em back and dumps em in his mouth::

Riko-chan: ...Indian giver!

Michael: HUH?

Riko-chan: TAKER-BACKER!!!

Michael: THEY WERE MINE! ::but takes one of Kaede's and gives it to Riko- chan::

Riko-chan: THIEF!! *gives it back to Kaede* NOW YOU'LL DEFINTELY LOSE THAT BET!!

Kaede: ::just hands it back to Riko-chan along with a few more::

Riko-chan: ^__^ tankies Kay-chan

Kaede: welcome! ^_^

Michael: ::pretends to gag::

Riko-chan: *hits Michael on the back really hard* ARE YOU OKAY MIKA-CHAN?!!

Michael: ::vein:: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Riko-chan: *starts making a song out of 'Mika-chan'* MIKA-CHAN OH MIKA MIKA- CHAN!!!

Michael: ::takes her fries and shoves em in his mouth::

Kaede: ::hits the back of his head causing him to choke:: such a dense baka... Riko-chan: Very dense! ^__^

Kaede: Denser than a tablespoon of dark matter((a tablespoon of that can go through the earth...and Michael is three times worse than that))

Riko-chan: YEAH HAH YOU HEARD HER MIKA-CHAN!!!

Michael: ::about to char Kaede::

Kira: Don't do it-remember she has to love you!

.+. Note:
Kaede: Aha! Another REALLY, REALLY LONG chapter! But hey Michael was in most of it so it's okay-suggestions are welcome and I would like to thank Midnight Scribbler, Azriel Dragonstar, and Arienna DyBane for reviewing! ::hands them all doughnuts:: And to everyone, expect an update every-to every other day! Why you may ask-because it's fun for us to write this-and takes less than a day for a thirteen page chapter! ::laughs:: Anyway-Review and