Note:
Kaede: We're back! This chapter was so long we split it into two parts! Enjoy!

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|~| The Next Day Kaede and Kira were fighting.again |~|

Kira: you're such a dork!

Riko-chan: who...?

Kira: You're stupid friend! ::sighs:: She's such a ditz!

Riko-chan: :/ DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT HER!!! *thwacks him with a monkey*

Monkey: AHH!! AHH! OOHH-OOHH-AHH-AHH!! *starts pulling Kira's hair*

Kaede: ::tilts her head:: poor monkey!

Riko-chan: *tears up and oulls out tissue* I know...

Michael: ::laughing at Kira and decides to set him and the monkey on fire:: MAHAHA!

Riko-chan: *sends flying purple-people-eaters at him* ATTACK MY PRETTIES!

Michael: ...im an angel

Purple-people-eaters: HEEHEEE *tear off Michael's clothes leaving him butt- naked*

Kaede: ::looks at Riko-chan then laughs like a mad woman::

Michael: ::tries to cover himself::

Riko-chan: I never said they were going to kill you.. *bursts into laughter*

Michael: ::turns five shades of red and runs off to go get new clothes::

Riko-chan: *pets purple-people-eaters* Yes my pretties good job ^_^

Kaede: ::pets the smallest one:: I LOVE THESE THINGS!!! ^_^

Monkey & Kira: *rolling on ground trying to put out the fire*

Riko-chan: *doesn't notice* Aren't they just so... PURPLE?!

Kaede: ::dosen't care:: And what a pretty shade they are!

Kira & Monkey: *burnt but alive*

Kaede: Oh well

|~| Lucifer walks into the room |~|

Riko-chan: *pokes Lucifer's eye with a twig* Does that hurt?

Lucifer: ::twitch:: YES!

Riko-chan: *puts lobsters down his pants* Does that hurt too?!

Lucifer: ::runs the same direction as Micael::

Riko-chan: Kay-chan, was that a yes?

Kaede: Yup!

Riko-chan: ^__^ okay! Where's Ban-chan?

Kaede: Dunno!

Riko-chan: ...Did everyone leave...?

Michael: ::comes back with new clothes on:: Okay-remind me to never piss off Riko-chan....Kaede? Kaaaaaaaeeeedddeee?? ::pokes her cheek(her face cheek you dirty bastard):: HELLO?!

Riko-chan: *takes out a purple-people-eater* Wanna pet him?!

Michael: NO! ::looks at Kaede who gives him the 'be nice' face:: ...thank you ...

Lucifer: ::comes back:: HOHO! ::makes a whip cracking noise:

Riko-chan: You wanna pet him *holds up a lobster* ^__^?!

Lucifer: no thanks Riko-chan

Michael: HOHO! ::makes a whip cracking sound::

Riko-chan: Whats with the whips? *looks to Kaede*

Kaede: Oh...it's hard to esplain...

Riko-chan: ...Oh like pie?

Kaede: YES! EXACTLY!

Riko-chan: *glomps Kira* YOU NEED TO BE GLOMPED!!

Kira: WHY?!

Riko-chan: 'cause you're special! ^__^

Kira: ~i wish i was less special in this way~

Riko-chan: Lets go pet a fishy! ^__^

Kira: O.O;;

Kaede: Poor poor Riko-chan he dosen't have a little fishy! ::pinches Kira's ass::

Michael: O,O

Riko-chan: *goes to pond and jumps in and starts chasing fish* PET THE FISHY!!

Kira: F*** you

Kaede: Already did my love! ::winks at him::

Michael: ::has a vein popping out of his head::

Kira: . . . *mumbles* B****

Riko-chan: HERE FISHY FISHY!!!

Fish: AHHH ITS THE APPOCOLAPSE!!!

Kaede: That i am! ::pinches Kira's cheeks then jumps into the pond::

Riko-chan: *finally picks up a fish* I have a fishy *grins from ear to ear* *pets fishy*

Kaede: I'll name him Pepito!

Riko-chan: *puts fish down into water and watches as it swims away* I SET YOU FREE!! LIVE YOUR LIKE AS A FISH!! EAT AS MANY FISH FLAKES AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!

Kaede: Riko-chan will you be okay?

Riko-chan: *can no longer see the fish and starts to sniffle* My fish is all grown-up...

Kaede: Riko-chan Pepito will always remember you! And he loves you! Let's go-and then we can come back later to visit him!

Kira & Michael: ::have lotsa sweatdrops:: Nani?

Riko-chan: *sad music in backround* farewell... my Pepito... *walks out of pond*

Kaede: ::follows:: It's so sad! ::sniff:: HEY Riko-chan! We could make a movie outa this! We could have Kira-san dress in a big fish costume and you could play the main role! It'd get awards!

Kira: No way in HELL will i play a fish named Pepito

Riko-chan: *starts crying* But I really love my Pepito and I REALLY love you Kira-kun *hugs him innocently*

Kira: ::funny face...he seems to be shocked:: uhhhh....

Riko-chan: *still crying* For Pepito? *sniff* or at least for me?

Kira: ::glaring at Kaede making a fist:: DAMN YOU WOMAN!

Riko-chan: ...please...::stops hugging him::?

Kaede: ::jumps on him making him fall to the ground:: Finally you noticed! ^_^ ::dresses him in a bright orange fish costume:: How Kawaii!

Riko-chan: *glomps Kira* I LOOOVE YOU!! Lets start with the bubble-bath scene ^__^

Kira: ::quirks his brow:: This could be good after all...

Riko-chan: ^__^ You'll look so kawaii swiming in a goldfish suit! ^__^

Kira: Can't the goldfish shed his skin and become human?

Kaede: ::with directors glasses on:: NOPE NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

Riko-chan: But then you wouldnt be Pepito anymore...*tear*

Kira: I'd be human Pepito!

Kaede: ::hits him:: NO! THIS IS A PG FILM! I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER VERSION OF YOU RUNNIN AROUND!

Riko-chan: b-but Pepito doesn't want to be human *sniff*

Kira: ...fine....

|~| after the shoot |~|

Kira: ::taking off the fish suit:: FINALLY!

Riko-chan: *sticks Lucifer's head in bathwater* SAY IT!!

Lucifer: LUSHI-SHAN!

Riko-chan: Thank-shoo! *gets Michael and sticks his head in the bathwater* SAY I HAVE A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!!!

Michael: i have a lovely bunch of coconuts

Kaede: HOW SAD! ::hugs Michael's wet head:: I PITY THEE Michael-san!

Riko-chan: tankies *hugs Kira* Thank you for making a movie!! it'll be a hit!! ^__^

Kira: ::glum:: so what do i get? I spent five weeks in a fish suit!

Riko-chan: *hands him a beta fish* Its a male one so you can get another one and watch them fight ^__^

Kira: ::still sad:: b-b-b-i don't want that!!

Riko-chan: Umm whaddaya want?

Kira: ::smirks::

Riko-chan: ...yes...?

Kira: ::whispers in her ear and takes her upstairs::

Michael: He's almost as bad as Raphael!

Riko-chan: ... ... ... ... -__-;;