|~|meanwhile Ban Vash and Lucifer are talking|~|

Ban: I'm lonely dammit!

Ban: ...What about the women in Sheol?

Lucifer: Eh they're all right....

Vash: ::looks really sad::

Ban: *punches Vash lightly* Whats with you...?

Vash: ::sighs::

Vash: ::can sense Kaede in another part of the house and knows she is happy without him:: THE PAIN!

Ban: ...What pain?

Vash: She's happy without me...b-but i'm cute! Adorable even! Why dosen't she love me?

Ban: You chose the doughnuts... and i can't believe you would choose doughnuts *bites his fist* over that! ~mn fine Kaede~

Vash: DON'T THINK THOES THINGS ABOUT HER! ::hits Ban::

Ban: You're pitiful, you haven't even gone through puberty *mumbles* sad little doughnut molester...

Vash: O.O Yes i have! ::holds up 7 fingers:: DIS MANY YEARS AGO!

Ban: *to Lucifer* Poor guy...

Lucifer: i know!

Vash: How can you think bout Kaede like that?

Ban: *starts having fantasies * easy... *drools*

Vash: ::hits him again:: FILTHY! DIRTY SON OF A-

Lucifer: ::knocks him out::

Ban: Thanks...

Lucifer: Still man....Michael'd kill ya-he wants to complete the mission SO badly...::laughs:: it'd be funny if you slowed him down...and to do that he'd be crawling like the little squirt that he is!

Ban: Sounds like fun, thanks for the idea

Lucifer: ~this'll either end up with Michael pissed and Ban dead....or Michael pissed and Ban dead...either way i can't lose! ^_^~

Vash: ::wakes up:: WHAT?! NOOO NOT POLYESTER!!!

Ban: You strange not fully-grown boy

Vash: ::goes for his gun::

Ban: Now, now I meant that in a good way ~good way *starts laughing mentally* surrre~

Vash: ::still goes for the gun::

Ban: What a fully-grown young man you've become ~He better put that gun down~

Vash: ::holding the gun:: Now you have to ask yourself....Do i feel lucky? ...Well do ya, Punk?

Ban: ~No wonder Kaede dumped him~ Do you think he feels lucky Loushi-schan

Lucifer: I think the do i feel lucky was directed to you...

Ban: I think you're very lucky ~lucky to have Kaede date you for so long...~

Lucifer: I think he was wanting to know if YOU felt lucky....baka

Ban: Yeah

Vash: ::points the gun at Ban's head:: Sorry...::does a funny Vash face and makes a funny voice:: THANKS FOR PLAYING!

Ban: *does that weird move where he can send people in an illusion world for 2-3 minutes but for the person who's in the illusion it seems like a day (it was in his little profile*

Vash: ::in a trance like state-but somthing happens his thumb twitches and the gun goes off::

Ban: X__x *dead...or is he...?*

Kaede: ::at the other end of the room:: NOOOOO! ::moves faster than Vash's bullet and saves Ban but gets shot in the leg::

Kaede: ::screams obscenities::

Riko-chan: O.O TEACH MEE TEACH MEE I WANNA DO MATRIX STUFF TOO ^^!

Kaede: ::still screaming obscenities while holding her bloody leg::

Riko-chan: *immediately gets a handy-dandy doctor kit and starts treating wounds*

Kaede: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU VASH!

Riko-chan: *finishes* Okay you should be healed with one minute or less (Isn't that the beauty of fanfics?)

Kaede: Yes but I'll Kill the little Mo'fo' that tried to shoot Ban!

Kira: ::hides Vash that's still in a trance::

Riko-chan: Kira-kun, have you seen Vash?

Kira: I hid him from her ::glances at newly healed Kaede::

Riko-chan: WHY?!!

Ban: ~okay it wasn't one of my fantasies but I'll take what i can get~

Kira: i don't want him to die...

Riko-chan: *shrugs* oookaaay, but he can't hide forever Kay-chan will eventually go on a rampage

Kira: She'll start soon...the stupid wench

Riko-chan: SHE'S NOT A WENCH!! *sends a frog to chase him*

Kira: sorry...

Kaede: HOHO! ::makes a whipcracking noise::

Riko-chan: *starts singing Wally-world song* Rolling rolling rolling keep those prices rolling roll back! WII-TISH!!

Michael: ::walks in:: Did i miss somthing?

Riko-chan: You missed my performance of the Wal-Mart song ^__^

Michael: shame

Kaede: Hi Mika-chan!

Ban: ...Hey shorty!

Michael: ::vein:: ... ... ...Do you want to die?

Ban: ...I was pretty close a few minutes ago but beautiful Kaede saved me *hugs Kaede close*

Kaede: ::glancing at Ban:: O.o ..uhhh...

Michael: ::another vein pops out:: . . .::clenches his fist::

Ban: *gives Kaede a seductive smile* If i was dating her I would always be faithful and constantly by her side

Kaede: ::looks helplessly at Riko-chan and Kira:: ...err...

Michael: ::a flamie aura is about him::

Riko-chan: THATS RIGHT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO GET FOR MICHAEL WITH KAY-CHAN!! *smiles at Kira* isn't that right?

Kira: huh?! OHH! Yes, she does!

Kaede: ~thank god~ ::tries to move but Ban won't let her go:: ... ... ...

Riko-chan: *tries to pry Kaede out of Ban's kung-fu grip* NOW, LETSSS GOOOO!!

Kaede: ::finally is free:: Bye Mika-chan....uhhh....Ban-kun

Riko-chan: *breathes heavily 'cause it took a while to get her out of his grip* y-yes, fare-thee, well...

Kaede: ::in the other room talking with Riko-chan:: so where are we going? ...we are leaving right?

Riko-chan: *starts packing clothes* WE ARE GOING FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE, TO A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY!!!

Kaede: Can't we just go to the knife store....i wanna give Michael somthing i can steal from him and stab Vash with! ^_^

Riko-chan: *throws clothes out of suitcase* Okay! ^__^ I wanna get a dagger!

Kaede: I want a Katana like Kira's! ~since his other "sword" is way too small.hehe~ O.o Did i just say that?

Riko-chan: O.O; yes you did...

Kaede: Oh well! ^_^;; Let's be off!

Riko-chan: Okie pokie!! I want a pretzel too!! ^__^

|~| later after the presents Riko's pretzel and the pony Kaede bought her with Kira's money they were home |~|

Riko-chan: *pets pony* Yes you shall help me in operation free the llamas...

Kaede: ^_^ ::but stops smiling when Ban sees her and walks toward her:: ...uhhh...Riko....he scares me....

Riko-chan: *gets a pixie stick* BEWARE! FOR I HAVE A PIXIE STICK *pulls out a lime* AND A LIME!! (dun dun dun)

Kaede: ::laughs:: Go kill Vash My Lime powered friend!

Riko-chan: I CALL FORTH MY DEER AND ELK BUDDIES *deer and elf appear out of nowhere* *leads them to Vash*

Kaede: ::Ban is still walking over to her:: ~i'm gunna regret this later~ KIRA! COME HELP ME WITH SOMTHING!

Kira: ...Will you stop toturing me?

Kaede: But i need your help ::genuine 'help me' look:: please please please?

Kira: ...I'm going to ignore that help me look until you say you will stop torturing me

Kaede: ::runs past Ban and stops infront of Kira:: Tourture meaning what happened with Luci-kun or torturing meaning doing mean things at your expense?

Kira: the second one..

Kaede: Done and done! ~Oh.HOHO he left himself WIDE open for the other one.~

Kira: *pushes Ban out of room and runs out of room locking the door from the outside so Ban can't get out* okay you're free

Kaede: ::sweat drop:: not exactly what i had in mind but...Thank you Kira- chan! ^_^;; ::kisses him on the cheek and goes off to find Michael::

Kira: err no problem...

Riko-chan: *currently sending deer and elk in all directions to find Vash while holding a pixie stick and lime*

Kaede: Riko-chan! Find him as soon as possible and squeeze the limejuice in his eyes! ^_^

Riko-chan: I SHALL!!! MWHAHAHAH!!! *pets a baby deer* I'm going to name him Bambi

Kaede: Cute! ::hears Michael screaming at Lucifer in a different room:: OH MIKA-KUN!

Riko-chan: IS VASH IN THERE?!!!

Kaede: ::spots him on the couch nervously looking at her:: YES!

Riko-chan: MAY THE LIME FORVER STING IN YOUR EYES *squirts lime juice in his eye* MWHAHAHAH!!

Deer & Elk: *attack Vash and eat his clothes*

Vash: ::screaming in pain::

Kaede: ::gives Michael a big box:: here ya go!

Riko-chan: SEE IF YOU MOLEST DOUGHNUTS EVER AGAIN!! *continues to squirt lime juice in his eyes*

Deer & Elk: *make their deery and Elky noises while biting the heebybajeebies outta Vash*

Vash: SOMEONE!!

Kaede: Open it Michael!

Riko-chan: *pets Bambi while eating a pixie stick* Aww Bambi is so cute! ^__^! *Vash's agonizing screams heard in background*

Michael: ::looks at the box:: ::sweatdrop::

Riko-chan: OPEN THE BOX!!

Michael: ::opens it and sees the Katana with a red and black handle and he gets all teary:: ... ... ...i-i will n-n-not c-cry... ... ...It's SO BEAUTIFUL!

Ban: ::finally gets out of the closet:: O.O

Riko-chan: *claps hands while pouring more lime juice into Vash's blood- shot eyes*

Ban: ::walks up to Kaede and hugs her:: I missed you!

Kaede: ::makes a funny face; sweatdrop::

Riko-chan: GO forth my grasshoppers!!! *suddenly grasshoppers appear out of nowhere and attack Ban*

Ban: ::kills them all::

Kaede: ~someone save me~

Riko-chan: I KNOW!! *pokes Ban with a willow tree*

Michael: ::sets Ban on fire::

Ban: ::runs to the bathroom::

Riko-chan: YAY!! *claps for Michael while tending to deer*

Michael: :: pushes Kaede so that she falls on Lucifer; then he leaves the room::

Riko-chan: What's biting his butt?

Kaede: ::sitting on Lucifer's back:: dunno...

Riko-chan: Maybe it's a purple-people-eater!

Kaede: ::screams:: Michael-semapi! get your candy ass back here!

Lucifer: Heavy...X.x

Riko-chan: IS CANDY BITING YOUR BUTT???!!!

Lucifer: ::pushes Kaede off him:: MICHAEL! NOW! YOUR WIFE IS CALLING!

Kaede and Michael: ::are both suddenly standing infront of Lucifer glaring at him brandishing weapons::

Riko-chan: O.o;;; *hugs Kira* They have weapons...

Kaede: ::looks at Michael:: I CAN'T STAND YOU DAMMIT! ::pushes him over and walks outa the room::

Michael: ::sweatdrop:: what did i do?

Riko-chan: ...Maybe you ARE gay...

Kira: *starts to burst into laughter*

Michael: ::burns Kira:: damn hypocrites

Riko-chan: ...*leaves to find Kay-chan*

Kaede: ::screaming obscenities...again...::

|~|

Note:
Kaede: Another chapter done! ^_^ Alrighty now I'm off to buy me another Linkin Park CD! ^_~