|~|meanwhile Ban Vash and Lucifer are talking|~|
Ban: I'm lonely dammit!
Ban: ...What about the women in Sheol?
Lucifer: Eh they're all right....
Vash: ::looks really sad::
Ban: *punches Vash lightly* Whats with you...?
Vash: ::sighs::
Vash: ::can sense Kaede in another part of the house and knows she is happy without him:: THE PAIN!
Ban: ...What pain?
Vash: She's happy without me...b-but i'm cute! Adorable even! Why dosen't she love me?
Ban: You chose the doughnuts... and i can't believe you would choose doughnuts *bites his fist* over that! ~mn fine Kaede~
Vash: DON'T THINK THOES THINGS ABOUT HER! ::hits Ban::
Ban: You're pitiful, you haven't even gone through puberty *mumbles* sad little doughnut molester...
Vash: O.O Yes i have! ::holds up 7 fingers:: DIS MANY YEARS AGO!
Ban: *to Lucifer* Poor guy...
Lucifer: i know!
Vash: How can you think bout Kaede like that?
Ban: *starts having fantasies * easy... *drools*
Vash: ::hits him again:: FILTHY! DIRTY SON OF A-
Lucifer: ::knocks him out::
Ban: Thanks...
Lucifer: Still man....Michael'd kill ya-he wants to complete the mission SO badly...::laughs:: it'd be funny if you slowed him down...and to do that he'd be crawling like the little squirt that he is!
Ban: Sounds like fun, thanks for the idea
Lucifer: ~this'll either end up with Michael pissed and Ban dead....or Michael pissed and Ban dead...either way i can't lose! ^_^~
Vash: ::wakes up:: WHAT?! NOOO NOT POLYESTER!!!
Ban: You strange not fully-grown boy
Vash: ::goes for his gun::
Ban: Now, now I meant that in a good way ~good way *starts laughing mentally* surrre~
Vash: ::still goes for the gun::
Ban: What a fully-grown young man you've become ~He better put that gun down~
Vash: ::holding the gun:: Now you have to ask yourself....Do i feel lucky? ...Well do ya, Punk?
Ban: ~No wonder Kaede dumped him~ Do you think he feels lucky Loushi-schan
Lucifer: I think the do i feel lucky was directed to you...
Ban: I think you're very lucky ~lucky to have Kaede date you for so long...~
Lucifer: I think he was wanting to know if YOU felt lucky....baka
Ban: Yeah
Vash: ::points the gun at Ban's head:: Sorry...::does a funny Vash face and makes a funny voice:: THANKS FOR PLAYING!
Ban: *does that weird move where he can send people in an illusion world for 2-3 minutes but for the person who's in the illusion it seems like a day (it was in his little profile*
Vash: ::in a trance like state-but somthing happens his thumb twitches and the gun goes off::
Ban: X__x *dead...or is he...?*
Kaede: ::at the other end of the room:: NOOOOO! ::moves faster than Vash's bullet and saves Ban but gets shot in the leg::
Kaede: ::screams obscenities::
Riko-chan: O.O TEACH MEE TEACH MEE I WANNA DO MATRIX STUFF TOO ^^!
Kaede: ::still screaming obscenities while holding her bloody leg::
Riko-chan: *immediately gets a handy-dandy doctor kit and starts treating wounds*
Kaede: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU VASH!
Riko-chan: *finishes* Okay you should be healed with one minute or less (Isn't that the beauty of fanfics?)
Kaede: Yes but I'll Kill the little Mo'fo' that tried to shoot Ban!
Kira: ::hides Vash that's still in a trance::
Riko-chan: Kira-kun, have you seen Vash?
Kira: I hid him from her ::glances at newly healed Kaede::
Riko-chan: WHY?!!
Ban: ~okay it wasn't one of my fantasies but I'll take what i can get~
Kira: i don't want him to die...
Riko-chan: *shrugs* oookaaay, but he can't hide forever Kay-chan will eventually go on a rampage
Kira: She'll start soon...the stupid wench
Riko-chan: SHE'S NOT A WENCH!! *sends a frog to chase him*
Kira: sorry...
Kaede: HOHO! ::makes a whipcracking noise::
Riko-chan: *starts singing Wally-world song* Rolling rolling rolling keep those prices rolling roll back! WII-TISH!!
Michael: ::walks in:: Did i miss somthing?
Riko-chan: You missed my performance of the Wal-Mart song ^__^
Michael: shame
Kaede: Hi Mika-chan!
Ban: ...Hey shorty!
Michael: ::vein:: ... ... ...Do you want to die?
Ban: ...I was pretty close a few minutes ago but beautiful Kaede saved me *hugs Kaede close*
Kaede: ::glancing at Ban:: O.o ..uhhh...
Michael: ::another vein pops out:: . . .::clenches his fist::
Ban: *gives Kaede a seductive smile* If i was dating her I would always be faithful and constantly by her side
Kaede: ::looks helplessly at Riko-chan and Kira:: ...err...
Michael: ::a flamie aura is about him::
Riko-chan: THATS RIGHT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO GET FOR MICHAEL WITH KAY-CHAN!! *smiles at Kira* isn't that right?
Kira: huh?! OHH! Yes, she does!
Kaede: ~thank god~ ::tries to move but Ban won't let her go:: ... ... ...
Riko-chan: *tries to pry Kaede out of Ban's kung-fu grip* NOW, LETSSS GOOOO!!
Kaede: ::finally is free:: Bye Mika-chan....uhhh....Ban-kun
Riko-chan: *breathes heavily 'cause it took a while to get her out of his grip* y-yes, fare-thee, well...
Kaede: ::in the other room talking with Riko-chan:: so where are we going? ...we are leaving right?
Riko-chan: *starts packing clothes* WE ARE GOING FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE, TO A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY!!!
Kaede: Can't we just go to the knife store....i wanna give Michael somthing i can steal from him and stab Vash with! ^_^
Riko-chan: *throws clothes out of suitcase* Okay! ^__^ I wanna get a dagger!
Kaede: I want a Katana like Kira's! ~since his other "sword" is way too small.hehe~ O.o Did i just say that?
Riko-chan: O.O; yes you did...
Kaede: Oh well! ^_^;; Let's be off!
Riko-chan: Okie pokie!! I want a pretzel too!! ^__^
|~| later after the presents Riko's pretzel and the pony Kaede bought her with Kira's money they were home |~|
Riko-chan: *pets pony* Yes you shall help me in operation free the llamas...
Kaede: ^_^ ::but stops smiling when Ban sees her and walks toward her:: ...uhhh...Riko....he scares me....
Riko-chan: *gets a pixie stick* BEWARE! FOR I HAVE A PIXIE STICK *pulls out a lime* AND A LIME!! (dun dun dun)
Kaede: ::laughs:: Go kill Vash My Lime powered friend!
Riko-chan: I CALL FORTH MY DEER AND ELK BUDDIES *deer and elf appear out of nowhere* *leads them to Vash*
Kaede: ::Ban is still walking over to her:: ~i'm gunna regret this later~ KIRA! COME HELP ME WITH SOMTHING!
Kira: ...Will you stop toturing me?
Kaede: But i need your help ::genuine 'help me' look:: please please please?
Kira: ...I'm going to ignore that help me look until you say you will stop torturing me
Kaede: ::runs past Ban and stops infront of Kira:: Tourture meaning what happened with Luci-kun or torturing meaning doing mean things at your expense?
Kira: the second one..
Kaede: Done and done! ~Oh.HOHO he left himself WIDE open for the other one.~
Kira: *pushes Ban out of room and runs out of room locking the door from the outside so Ban can't get out* okay you're free
Kaede: ::sweat drop:: not exactly what i had in mind but...Thank you Kira- chan! ^_^;; ::kisses him on the cheek and goes off to find Michael::
Kira: err no problem...
Riko-chan: *currently sending deer and elk in all directions to find Vash while holding a pixie stick and lime*
Kaede: Riko-chan! Find him as soon as possible and squeeze the limejuice in his eyes! ^_^
Riko-chan: I SHALL!!! MWHAHAHAH!!! *pets a baby deer* I'm going to name him Bambi
Kaede: Cute! ::hears Michael screaming at Lucifer in a different room:: OH MIKA-KUN!
Riko-chan: IS VASH IN THERE?!!!
Kaede: ::spots him on the couch nervously looking at her:: YES!
Riko-chan: MAY THE LIME FORVER STING IN YOUR EYES *squirts lime juice in his eye* MWHAHAHAH!!
Deer & Elk: *attack Vash and eat his clothes*
Vash: ::screaming in pain::
Kaede: ::gives Michael a big box:: here ya go!
Riko-chan: SEE IF YOU MOLEST DOUGHNUTS EVER AGAIN!! *continues to squirt lime juice in his eyes*
Deer & Elk: *make their deery and Elky noises while biting the heebybajeebies outta Vash*
Vash: SOMEONE!!
Kaede: Open it Michael!
Riko-chan: *pets Bambi while eating a pixie stick* Aww Bambi is so cute! ^__^! *Vash's agonizing screams heard in background*
Michael: ::looks at the box:: ::sweatdrop::
Riko-chan: OPEN THE BOX!!
Michael: ::opens it and sees the Katana with a red and black handle and he gets all teary:: ... ... ...i-i will n-n-not c-cry... ... ...It's SO BEAUTIFUL!
Ban: ::finally gets out of the closet:: O.O
Riko-chan: *claps hands while pouring more lime juice into Vash's blood- shot eyes*
Ban: ::walks up to Kaede and hugs her:: I missed you!
Kaede: ::makes a funny face; sweatdrop::
Riko-chan: GO forth my grasshoppers!!! *suddenly grasshoppers appear out of nowhere and attack Ban*
Ban: ::kills them all::
Kaede: ~someone save me~
Riko-chan: I KNOW!! *pokes Ban with a willow tree*
Michael: ::sets Ban on fire::
Ban: ::runs to the bathroom::
Riko-chan: YAY!! *claps for Michael while tending to deer*
Michael: :: pushes Kaede so that she falls on Lucifer; then he leaves the room::
Riko-chan: What's biting his butt?
Kaede: ::sitting on Lucifer's back:: dunno...
Riko-chan: Maybe it's a purple-people-eater!
Kaede: ::screams:: Michael-semapi! get your candy ass back here!
Lucifer: Heavy...X.x
Riko-chan: IS CANDY BITING YOUR BUTT???!!!
Lucifer: ::pushes Kaede off him:: MICHAEL! NOW! YOUR WIFE IS CALLING!
Kaede and Michael: ::are both suddenly standing infront of Lucifer glaring at him brandishing weapons::
Riko-chan: O.o;;; *hugs Kira* They have weapons...
Kaede: ::looks at Michael:: I CAN'T STAND YOU DAMMIT! ::pushes him over and walks outa the room::
Michael: ::sweatdrop:: what did i do?
Riko-chan: ...Maybe you ARE gay...
Kira: *starts to burst into laughter*
Michael: ::burns Kira:: damn hypocrites
Riko-chan: ...*leaves to find Kay-chan*
Kaede: ::screaming obscenities...again...::
|~|
Note:
Kaede: Another chapter done! ^_^ Alrighty now I'm off to buy me another Linkin Park CD! ^_~
Ban: I'm lonely dammit!
Ban: ...What about the women in Sheol?
Lucifer: Eh they're all right....
Vash: ::looks really sad::
Ban: *punches Vash lightly* Whats with you...?
Vash: ::sighs::
Vash: ::can sense Kaede in another part of the house and knows she is happy without him:: THE PAIN!
Ban: ...What pain?
Vash: She's happy without me...b-but i'm cute! Adorable even! Why dosen't she love me?
Ban: You chose the doughnuts... and i can't believe you would choose doughnuts *bites his fist* over that! ~mn fine Kaede~
Vash: DON'T THINK THOES THINGS ABOUT HER! ::hits Ban::
Ban: You're pitiful, you haven't even gone through puberty *mumbles* sad little doughnut molester...
Vash: O.O Yes i have! ::holds up 7 fingers:: DIS MANY YEARS AGO!
Ban: *to Lucifer* Poor guy...
Lucifer: i know!
Vash: How can you think bout Kaede like that?
Ban: *starts having fantasies * easy... *drools*
Vash: ::hits him again:: FILTHY! DIRTY SON OF A-
Lucifer: ::knocks him out::
Ban: Thanks...
Lucifer: Still man....Michael'd kill ya-he wants to complete the mission SO badly...::laughs:: it'd be funny if you slowed him down...and to do that he'd be crawling like the little squirt that he is!
Ban: Sounds like fun, thanks for the idea
Lucifer: ~this'll either end up with Michael pissed and Ban dead....or Michael pissed and Ban dead...either way i can't lose! ^_^~
Vash: ::wakes up:: WHAT?! NOOO NOT POLYESTER!!!
Ban: You strange not fully-grown boy
Vash: ::goes for his gun::
Ban: Now, now I meant that in a good way ~good way *starts laughing mentally* surrre~
Vash: ::still goes for the gun::
Ban: What a fully-grown young man you've become ~He better put that gun down~
Vash: ::holding the gun:: Now you have to ask yourself....Do i feel lucky? ...Well do ya, Punk?
Ban: ~No wonder Kaede dumped him~ Do you think he feels lucky Loushi-schan
Lucifer: I think the do i feel lucky was directed to you...
Ban: I think you're very lucky ~lucky to have Kaede date you for so long...~
Lucifer: I think he was wanting to know if YOU felt lucky....baka
Ban: Yeah
Vash: ::points the gun at Ban's head:: Sorry...::does a funny Vash face and makes a funny voice:: THANKS FOR PLAYING!
Ban: *does that weird move where he can send people in an illusion world for 2-3 minutes but for the person who's in the illusion it seems like a day (it was in his little profile*
Vash: ::in a trance like state-but somthing happens his thumb twitches and the gun goes off::
Ban: X__x *dead...or is he...?*
Kaede: ::at the other end of the room:: NOOOOO! ::moves faster than Vash's bullet and saves Ban but gets shot in the leg::
Kaede: ::screams obscenities::
Riko-chan: O.O TEACH MEE TEACH MEE I WANNA DO MATRIX STUFF TOO ^^!
Kaede: ::still screaming obscenities while holding her bloody leg::
Riko-chan: *immediately gets a handy-dandy doctor kit and starts treating wounds*
Kaede: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU VASH!
Riko-chan: *finishes* Okay you should be healed with one minute or less (Isn't that the beauty of fanfics?)
Kaede: Yes but I'll Kill the little Mo'fo' that tried to shoot Ban!
Kira: ::hides Vash that's still in a trance::
Riko-chan: Kira-kun, have you seen Vash?
Kira: I hid him from her ::glances at newly healed Kaede::
Riko-chan: WHY?!!
Ban: ~okay it wasn't one of my fantasies but I'll take what i can get~
Kira: i don't want him to die...
Riko-chan: *shrugs* oookaaay, but he can't hide forever Kay-chan will eventually go on a rampage
Kira: She'll start soon...the stupid wench
Riko-chan: SHE'S NOT A WENCH!! *sends a frog to chase him*
Kira: sorry...
Kaede: HOHO! ::makes a whipcracking noise::
Riko-chan: *starts singing Wally-world song* Rolling rolling rolling keep those prices rolling roll back! WII-TISH!!
Michael: ::walks in:: Did i miss somthing?
Riko-chan: You missed my performance of the Wal-Mart song ^__^
Michael: shame
Kaede: Hi Mika-chan!
Ban: ...Hey shorty!
Michael: ::vein:: ... ... ...Do you want to die?
Ban: ...I was pretty close a few minutes ago but beautiful Kaede saved me *hugs Kaede close*
Kaede: ::glancing at Ban:: O.o ..uhhh...
Michael: ::another vein pops out:: . . .::clenches his fist::
Ban: *gives Kaede a seductive smile* If i was dating her I would always be faithful and constantly by her side
Kaede: ::looks helplessly at Riko-chan and Kira:: ...err...
Michael: ::a flamie aura is about him::
Riko-chan: THATS RIGHT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO GET FOR MICHAEL WITH KAY-CHAN!! *smiles at Kira* isn't that right?
Kira: huh?! OHH! Yes, she does!
Kaede: ~thank god~ ::tries to move but Ban won't let her go:: ... ... ...
Riko-chan: *tries to pry Kaede out of Ban's kung-fu grip* NOW, LETSSS GOOOO!!
Kaede: ::finally is free:: Bye Mika-chan....uhhh....Ban-kun
Riko-chan: *breathes heavily 'cause it took a while to get her out of his grip* y-yes, fare-thee, well...
Kaede: ::in the other room talking with Riko-chan:: so where are we going? ...we are leaving right?
Riko-chan: *starts packing clothes* WE ARE GOING FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE, TO A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY!!!
Kaede: Can't we just go to the knife store....i wanna give Michael somthing i can steal from him and stab Vash with! ^_^
Riko-chan: *throws clothes out of suitcase* Okay! ^__^ I wanna get a dagger!
Kaede: I want a Katana like Kira's! ~since his other "sword" is way too small.hehe~ O.o Did i just say that?
Riko-chan: O.O; yes you did...
Kaede: Oh well! ^_^;; Let's be off!
Riko-chan: Okie pokie!! I want a pretzel too!! ^__^
|~| later after the presents Riko's pretzel and the pony Kaede bought her with Kira's money they were home |~|
Riko-chan: *pets pony* Yes you shall help me in operation free the llamas...
Kaede: ^_^ ::but stops smiling when Ban sees her and walks toward her:: ...uhhh...Riko....he scares me....
Riko-chan: *gets a pixie stick* BEWARE! FOR I HAVE A PIXIE STICK *pulls out a lime* AND A LIME!! (dun dun dun)
Kaede: ::laughs:: Go kill Vash My Lime powered friend!
Riko-chan: I CALL FORTH MY DEER AND ELK BUDDIES *deer and elf appear out of nowhere* *leads them to Vash*
Kaede: ::Ban is still walking over to her:: ~i'm gunna regret this later~ KIRA! COME HELP ME WITH SOMTHING!
Kira: ...Will you stop toturing me?
Kaede: But i need your help ::genuine 'help me' look:: please please please?
Kira: ...I'm going to ignore that help me look until you say you will stop torturing me
Kaede: ::runs past Ban and stops infront of Kira:: Tourture meaning what happened with Luci-kun or torturing meaning doing mean things at your expense?
Kira: the second one..
Kaede: Done and done! ~Oh.HOHO he left himself WIDE open for the other one.~
Kira: *pushes Ban out of room and runs out of room locking the door from the outside so Ban can't get out* okay you're free
Kaede: ::sweat drop:: not exactly what i had in mind but...Thank you Kira- chan! ^_^;; ::kisses him on the cheek and goes off to find Michael::
Kira: err no problem...
Riko-chan: *currently sending deer and elk in all directions to find Vash while holding a pixie stick and lime*
Kaede: Riko-chan! Find him as soon as possible and squeeze the limejuice in his eyes! ^_^
Riko-chan: I SHALL!!! MWHAHAHAH!!! *pets a baby deer* I'm going to name him Bambi
Kaede: Cute! ::hears Michael screaming at Lucifer in a different room:: OH MIKA-KUN!
Riko-chan: IS VASH IN THERE?!!!
Kaede: ::spots him on the couch nervously looking at her:: YES!
Riko-chan: MAY THE LIME FORVER STING IN YOUR EYES *squirts lime juice in his eye* MWHAHAHAH!!
Deer & Elk: *attack Vash and eat his clothes*
Vash: ::screaming in pain::
Kaede: ::gives Michael a big box:: here ya go!
Riko-chan: SEE IF YOU MOLEST DOUGHNUTS EVER AGAIN!! *continues to squirt lime juice in his eyes*
Deer & Elk: *make their deery and Elky noises while biting the heebybajeebies outta Vash*
Vash: SOMEONE!!
Kaede: Open it Michael!
Riko-chan: *pets Bambi while eating a pixie stick* Aww Bambi is so cute! ^__^! *Vash's agonizing screams heard in background*
Michael: ::looks at the box:: ::sweatdrop::
Riko-chan: OPEN THE BOX!!
Michael: ::opens it and sees the Katana with a red and black handle and he gets all teary:: ... ... ...i-i will n-n-not c-cry... ... ...It's SO BEAUTIFUL!
Ban: ::finally gets out of the closet:: O.O
Riko-chan: *claps hands while pouring more lime juice into Vash's blood- shot eyes*
Ban: ::walks up to Kaede and hugs her:: I missed you!
Kaede: ::makes a funny face; sweatdrop::
Riko-chan: GO forth my grasshoppers!!! *suddenly grasshoppers appear out of nowhere and attack Ban*
Ban: ::kills them all::
Kaede: ~someone save me~
Riko-chan: I KNOW!! *pokes Ban with a willow tree*
Michael: ::sets Ban on fire::
Ban: ::runs to the bathroom::
Riko-chan: YAY!! *claps for Michael while tending to deer*
Michael: :: pushes Kaede so that she falls on Lucifer; then he leaves the room::
Riko-chan: What's biting his butt?
Kaede: ::sitting on Lucifer's back:: dunno...
Riko-chan: Maybe it's a purple-people-eater!
Kaede: ::screams:: Michael-semapi! get your candy ass back here!
Lucifer: Heavy...X.x
Riko-chan: IS CANDY BITING YOUR BUTT???!!!
Lucifer: ::pushes Kaede off him:: MICHAEL! NOW! YOUR WIFE IS CALLING!
Kaede and Michael: ::are both suddenly standing infront of Lucifer glaring at him brandishing weapons::
Riko-chan: O.o;;; *hugs Kira* They have weapons...
Kaede: ::looks at Michael:: I CAN'T STAND YOU DAMMIT! ::pushes him over and walks outa the room::
Michael: ::sweatdrop:: what did i do?
Riko-chan: ...Maybe you ARE gay...
Kira: *starts to burst into laughter*
Michael: ::burns Kira:: damn hypocrites
Riko-chan: ...*leaves to find Kay-chan*
Kaede: ::screaming obscenities...again...::
|~|
Note:
Kaede: Another chapter done! ^_^ Alrighty now I'm off to buy me another Linkin Park CD! ^_~
