A/N my first yu yu hakusho fan fic, after reading my friend koneko urameshi's yu yu hakusho fic I finally got the courage to do one myself, fair warning this is very demented and it's KINDA Kurama/OC, but not overly so, she has a blast tormenting him XD poor Kurama, he he, and to think she LIKES him.

Kuwabara bashing and causing pain, OC/Kurama, Kieko/Yuusuke, more strange plot changes than you can fit in a magician's hat, OC (Kat-Chan) is a summoner, a psychopath and a pyro maniac.

Rated for language, suggestive dialogue, close comings to killing Kuwabara, some almost sexual situations, and I'm obsessed with blood and have no idea what I may do till I type it.

I think I covered everything, now, that this author's note is officially longer than even Kurama's attention span, please enjoy the fic. all flames, suggestions, and comments will be looked into.

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Kat-Chan was walking home from school as she heard the voice of a classmate, one she knew all too well, Kuwabara. Kat-Chan cringed at the thought of the blundering idiot. She sighed and figured she should see what trouble the ass was causing and try to foil it, as she had tried to do sense she moved two weeks prior with her mother. Her green eyes gleamed with pleasure at foiling anything Kuwabara did, or as she called him, Carrot. She ran to where she heard to boy's voice and gasped at what she saw, men had drawn knives on him and a black haired, thin, and pompous looking boy that was with him.

Kat-Chan bit her lower lip slightly, the dumb ass had never gotten into a fight with knives before to her knowledge, so he was in real danger for a change. Kat-Chan sighed and realized that if he got into to much trouble she could summon her glaive and help the two boys out, after all what fun would she have if carrot got killed? Her red hair fell about her eyes and slightly pale face, her slender fingers moved to temporarily rid herself of the obstruction to her vision. When she did so she knowticed the skin of the knife drawers was a shade of blue. Kat-Chan blinked several times. Then the voice of the black haired boy rang out, "Shot Gun!" and blue pellet like balls of energy shot at the armed boys before them. "Wow, way to go Urameshi! That was like a shot gun or something!" Kuwabara yelled amazed. "That's the whole point you moron." replied the black haired teenager. Kat-Chan just blinked at all of this. "Another mage? No, that was energy, and there was no magic involved, time for some spying." Kat-Chan said grinning. Whilst Kat-Chan was absorbed in her thoughts the two boys where joined by a girl with blue hair and from what Kat-Chan could tell red eyes. "Oh, hey Botan." Said the boy Carrot called Urameshi. "Hey there Yuusuke!" an over cheerful voice replied. Kat-Chan listened over a long period of time as they talked and eventually found herself watching them from the doorway of a warehouse watching the girl named Botan knock on the floor.

"Hey, what's that?" Yuusuke said looking in Kat-Chan's direction, Kat-Chan tried to get out of view but was a bit late, especially when she backed up and tripped over a cinder block and let out a loud cry of surprise in the mean time. "Well that was smart." Kat-Chan muttered sarcastically. Next thing she knew the black haired boy was standing over her with Carrot right behind him. "Hey, aren't you that Kara girl from school?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.

Kat stood up looking rather perturbed. "My name is Kat-Chan you Moronic asshole, and if the name's hard to remember by all means call me Kat, Gods know every one else dose." her bell like and cheerless voice rang out.

"Whoa, Kat, why where you spying on us, and why are you so mad at Kuwabara?" Yuusuke asked.

"First answer, I heard the dumass carrot and figured he was picking on some one and that it was time to screw his plans up, like the last twelve times. Second answer, he's a moron that can't get a simple name right. Hell! My name is called about thirty times a day because I death glare half the people in the class, and I assure you he is in my class and there fore should know my name by now." Kat almost fell over out of air.

Yuusuke blinked a few times, "You have a point there." Kuwabara almost collided with the floor at that, "You're going to agree with her?!" he yelled. Yuusuke nodded. "You are a moron, and even you should know that by now. By the way Kat, why do you death glare every one in your class?"

"Because, most of them are clue-less to every thing, only Kieko Yukimora is intelligent, and there for she doesn't get death glared."

"Uh, right." Yuusuke said blinking at her. "Now why don't you go home and play with your dolls."

Kat gave him a look that if looks could kill he'd be dead several times over, "First thing all I have doll wise is porcelain dolls that I use for reference and second of all I don't 'play' with them. And I won't go home because I over heard almost every thing you, that Botan lady and Carrot here said and I want to come along, there's not much you could do to stop my either, I could just summon myself to that spirit world place after you go, and I doubt you don't need at least a little help." Kat said in one breath, and fell over, literally. "Note to self, Remember to breathe during long sentences." she said standing up.

Yuusuke started to laugh, "No offense but what could a little girl do to help?" he said cracking up. Kat was not amused. "This." she said making a few intricate movements with her hand and Kuwabara's jacket caught on fire. "I'm a summoner mage." she said grinning sadistically as Kuwabara ran around in circles yelling, "Help me Urameshi I'm on fire!"

Yuusuke watched as Kuwabara finally got the flames out. "Well that was entertaining, you can come, just don't get in our way."

Kat grinned evilly as Kuwabara glared at her. "Bingo!" Came the overly cheerful voice of Botan. "Found it, now come back in here you two!"

Yuusuke and Kuwabara came back in, Kat followed them slowly. Botan looked at Kat and said, "Oh, who's this."

"This is Kat-Chan, she says she's a summoner, and hey, she caught Kuwabara on fire so she has to be of some use." Yuusuke said laughing.

"Oh, well hello Kat-Chan!" Botan said cheerfully making Kat wince.

"Hello." Kat replied quietly.

More time passed as Botan and the two boys talked, eventually the carrot jumped into a green light emanating from a floor panel that had been removed. Botan handed Yuusuke something, but Kat didn't bother looking, after Yuusuke jumped into the green light Kat stepped forward but was stopped by Botan. "Are you sure you want to go?"

Kat shrugged, "Why not? I have nothing better to do." Botan nodded and let her proceed, when Kat jumped down she did it as a dive expecting a long fall, her assumption had been rewarded, she did a flip mid air and summoned herself to the ground landing perfectly.

The two boys where in a heap over each other while Kat, about three feet away was standing there watching them.

"did you do that just to show off!" Kuwabara said as more of a statement than a question.

"Down fido, no I didn't, it's not every day I get to do that you know, I need to, 'flex my magic.' so to speak." she replied rather annoyed at the idiot carrot.

Kuwabara glared at her for the fido remark as he and Yuusuke both got up. Kat blinked as she felt the earth below them tremble a bit. "Eh, uh oh." she said looking a bit worried. Moments later hundreds of Fugaki came out of the ground and started to attack them. "What are these things Urameshi?!" Kuwabara yelled at he was brought down by several of the robed creatures. Yuusuke was in the same predicament and yelled, "How the hell am I supposed to know!?" Kat scrame as she was brought down a bit after the other two, she felt something grab at her skirt, her eyes widened as she yelled, "You bloody perverts leave my skirt alone!" right after that about four Fugaki caught on fire, which didn't do her much help but she was happy her skirt was un harmed, other wise things would have gotten interesting.

Both Kuwabara and Yuusuke yelled, "What?!" at the same time. Then Kuwabara scrame, "I think they are trying to eat me!"

Kat's immediate reply was, "Damn, these thing's have worse taste than my cat." Before Kuwabara could reply two large spheres of light one red and the other green where seen gracefully floating towards a tree, seeing this the Fugaki ran off. Kat, in a very strange position, looked up at them as they landed on a large branch to revile two demons. One in a magenta or rose colored jump suit with red hair similar to color and length to hers and green eyes also similar to her, his height was the same as well. The second was a short, black haired, demon with flame red eyes, he was dressed in all black except a few pieces of cloth near his neck and a bandanna. They looked human enough but she could sense something about them, the first thing out of her mouth was, "Black dragon, and Fox boy."

Yuusuke gave her a strange look but she ignored it.

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he he, my arms hurt.