A/N: hey there every one!!
Once again Chiisai Kitsune is a lazy Kitsune shojo, aka, I should reply to reviews next chap, but we all know I frequent lazy twit-dom more than allot of writers.
This fic is almost over!! I already have the prologue to the next one scribbled down, lol.
Info on Kat-
Age: 13
Favorite word: Tuna
Most often said word: Nani? (What?)
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Chapter five, Race to the tower.
Kat blinked back at them, some how she had ended up at the front of the group walking backwards up the stairs, "I do not look like him!" She yelled at Kuwabara.
"Yes you do!!" Kuwabara and Yuusuke yelled back.
"Do not. Baka!!!" she said directing it at both of them.
"Yes you do, girl." Hiei replied with a 'argue and you die.' look.
"Okay." she said running so Hiei wouldn't kill her, even though she knew she wasn't fast enough, fear is a good motivater. Kurama sweatdropped, "You realize you scared her, correct Hiei?"
Hiei was actually smiling, "Yes, I enjoyed it, Baka Shojo deserved it."
Kurama sweatdropped at that.
"Hey if Kat is out of sight,, that means we're near the exit for the stairs right?" Kuwabara asked scratching his head.
"You haven't noticed we can see it right now?" Yuusuke asked as he looked at the exit, it was in plain sight.
"Oh yeah!" Kuwabara said seeing it.
"Let's just go." Yuusuke said sweatdropping and starting back up the stairs.
The others followed close behind him.
"Yuusuke! Baka! Fox boy! Grouchy, Er, I mean Hiei." Kat yelled from the top stair. "We have a big problem!"
Back in the Ningenkai;
Botan and Kazehane Where hiding in the bushes of the school. "Botan, I need to use the restroom." Kazehane said running inside, Botan sweat dropped.
Back in the Makai;
They had been fighting the literally vegetated humans known as Cultivated humans for almost ten minutes. They had been trying to get enough room to go forward with plan A, Aka, launch Yuusuke through the nearest window. Kat was fighting the ones behind the group, as the others cleared a path ahead. Kat was obviously having fun, the grin on her face as she slashed through her opponents with her scythe was creepy. Finally they had enough room. "Girl! Cover us!" Yuusuke said as they got into position. Kat nodded and started slicing into the advancing Cultivated humans. Then the human pyramid began, Kuwabara as base, Kurama as middle, and Hiei as top. Then came the spirit detective jumping from Kuwabara's back, to Kurama's, to Hiei's then towards the window.
"He's going to make it." Kurama thought as Hiei jumped off his back, and as he jumped from Kuwabara's.
"That Dim wit had better make it." Kat said slashing into growing number of enemies. Kuwabara fell flat on his face making Kat laugh, "BAKA!" She yelled slashing into the enemies, Hiei and Kurama starting to do the same again seeing that Yuusuke was through the window.
Back in the Ningenkai;
Keiko and Botan where running for their lives, Kazehane was using the boys restroom and Shizuru was at home smoking. Nothing new, except the Makai insects where taking over. Keiko and Botan ran down the hall ways of the school like their asses where on fire.
In the Makai;
They had already made it most of the way to the stairs, Kurama and Kat where fighting back to back, Due to the fact Kat had tried to show off and, well, failed misrably, so much that Kurama had to rescue her.
Kuwabara was fighting with his spirit sword and making it longer. And Hiei was just slashing things to bits.
Suddenly Kuwabara used his spirit sword to propel himself forward and up. Kat, with her attention span being very limited, Turned to see what was going on, when Kuwabara crashed into the building Kat all but cracked up. "Stop playing Around." Hiei yelled at Kuwabara. "You too." He said turning to Kat who had given up on holding her laughter in.
"Gomen." Kat said calming down almost instantly. "Hn." Hiei said walking to the stairs. Kurama started over too, and Kat soon after. About the time Kat got near the stairs Kuwabara fell right in front of her, making her scream and kick him on instinct. Kuwabara groaned as Kat sweat dropped, "I'd say sorry,, but I'm not." She said grinning and jumping over him. Hiei tried to hold back a smirk, he found it amusing how the stupid girl and the idiot constantly argued. "Hn, Stupid Girl." Hiei commented. "Well ya know what," Kat Started, "You're probably right, but I really don't give a fuck, if I'm stupid I'm stupid, and if I'm not I'm not, we all excel in different areas, according to you mine is not intelligence, odds are you're words have a foundation, but until decent proof other than my hyper antics is to be seen I'd prefer it if you called me Kat." Her entire manner changed mid sentence making Hiei raise an eyebrow, his only response was, "Hn." Kat ran up the stairs giggling, "Let's find more things to fight, I haven't had a decent fight in three months!"
Meanwhile at the top of the tower, Yuusuke was watching the images of Keiko and Botan being chased by the infested humans, Whilst the blonde and red haired Suzaku commented on demon world horror films.
Then the fight began
They had been running up the stairs for quite some time, Kat had gotten so bored with delivering stabity death to the cultivated humans she started a conversation with Kuwabara about video games, the conversation was more like an argument. "Rpg's are THE best you moronic ass hole." Kat said slashing through more and more vegetated humans.
"RACEING!!!" Kuwabara said almost knocking her off the railless stairs.
"Ah! Watch it please! I'm not a bouncy ball you can throw off a cliff ya know!" She said paleing. "Ha! I hope you fall!" Kuwabara said sticking his tongue out at her. "Dim wit."
She then turned to an amused Kurama and started blushing, "Oh, my, uh, damn, uh, Heh."
Kuwabara burst out laughing, "She's thinking about screwing!" Kat turned redder than her hair, "NANI?!?! That's not what I was thinking at all!!!"
"Yeah right!"
"I was thinking about how stupid I must have looked to him for him to seem more than effectively amused!"
"Ha, Ha! You where thinking about screwing!"
"I was not damn it!"
"Yeah, sure."
"GYAH!! I'M THIRTEEN!!!!"
"Oops."
"Yeah, damn right that's an 'oops', now that'll be stuck in my head all day! Fuck, Damn, Shit!"
"What was that for?"
"I was cussing dumb ass! So pardon my fucking French!"
"That was French?"
"How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm not a major in linguistic arts."
Kurama sweat dropped at that point and walked past the arguing party and continued to fight cultivated humans along side Hiei.
"Gyah, I'm getting bored, I'm going to go see how Yuu-Baka is doing." Kat said before summoning herself to the room Suzaku and Yuusuke (Also known as Yuu-Baka) where fighting in.
Kuwabara blinked several time, "What the hell?"
Kurama spoke without looking back, "She summoned herself to the top of the tower."
"Oh." Was Kuwabara's reply.
Up at the tower's top Kat stood in the door way blinking at the sight before her. "Green birdie?" She said looking at suzaku's bird, totally ignoring Yuusuke and Suzaku. "You're goanna die! You're goanna die!" The bird chanted.
"Annoying green birdie." Kat retorted. The bird looked at the red haired school girl and yelped, "One of them is here!!!"
"Take care of her Murugu, she's just a normal human girl, the Cultivated humans probably overlooked her." Suzaku said to the bird.
Kat sweatdropped, 'Oh gee, what type of normal human girl carries a scythe around?' She thought.
"Yes master Suzaku!" The bird said flying over to Kat. "You're goanna die, you're goanna.." The bird started but Kat kicked it in the mouth. "I implore you to cease your STUPID ASS CHANT BEFORE I SLASH YOU TO TEENY TINY BITS!"
It took a moment for the bird to recover from the shock, then took off at a fast pace, With Kat right behind swinging her hollow handled scythe, intentionally missing the bird.
"Girl! Take cover!" Yuusuke yelled gaining his life energy for an attack.
Kat of course didn't hear him and kept after the bird. "Now who's going to die!? Eh? WHO?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Murugu said flying.
Kat tripped landing in a ditch like inclosier literally one second before Yuusuke released his attack.
There was a sudden flash of light, the scream of three people, and a few curses.
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XD HE HE HE HE * evil grin * You have to wait till the last chappy to find out what happens in my rewrite.
