VT's note: Rar, rar, I don't kill people for a living I just stalk them. I have kidnapped Cal's brilliant idea, and am holding it hostage until I become a good writer. This means Cal's idea shall be locked up forever! Mwahahaha!
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Cal: Now that I am back after a rather unfortunate incident. ::glares at VT:: The show shall commence! Today is brother day on the show! We have some boys coming in to talk to us about how they feel about their brothers.
VT: You mean all the people you wish were your boyfriends.
Cal: And your brothers!
VT: O_O You brought my brothers in?! They hate each other.
Cal: Exactly, if we're lucky they will just both end up beating you.
VT: -_-;; Thanks a lot Cal.
Cal: No problem! So we have Hiei and Vegeta here today. They are triplet brothers along with VT. They are short, arrogant, powerful, and damn sexy!
::Vegeta and Hiei walk in, looking confused. The crowd begins to whistle::
Vegeta: Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember is a giant hammer over my head.
Hiei: Not you two… ::covers his face::
VT: ::waves:: Vegeta! Hiei!
Vegeta: Get her the hell away from me! I had a restraining order placed on her!
Cal: Vegeta, Hiei, welcome to the show!
VT: ::glomps her brothers::
Hiei: Get off!
Cal: And our second pair of brothers are Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha!
::There is suddenly a lot of noise in the background::
Inu-Yasha comes out running, and holding his sword which bloody.
Cal begins to drool.
Inu-Yasha: You bastard Sesshoumaru! Who put you in the same bed as me?
Sesshoumaru: I sure as hell didn't!
VT: ::leans over and whispers to Cal:: Did we have to kidnap all of them and throw them in the same hotel room?
Cal: ::still drooling::
Cal: I just have to say I really love you guys.
Inu-Yasha: Who the hell are you? Don't you realize that though despite the fact I act like I despise Kagome with my entire being I really love her so much that I would sacrifice my soul through the deepest pits of fiery hell to be with her?
Cal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
VT: Chill Cal.
Cal: Inu-Yasha belongs to me. ::clings to Inu-Yasha::
Sesshoumaru: Ha.
Cal: He belongs to me too! ::clings to both::
Vegeta: I'm getting out of here.
Hiei: I agree with you on something.
::Both begin to sneak out::
VT: Wait! I'm not done with you two! You didn't get me anything for Christmas!
Vegeta and Hiei start to run.
Suddenly all that is on the stage is Cal clinging tightly to Sessshoumaru and Inu-Yasha who are starting to turn blue. The camera guy comes out from behind the camera.
Camera Man: Hey, my name is SSJ3Goku. Anyway, I got to get somebody to pry Cal from the Inu-Yasha and Sesshoumaru, so this is the end of today's episode!
::twaps camera::
