Double Jeopardy! Round Two
*Marik is being applauded by mind slaved audience when the lights come back up. There's an empty podium*
Marik: Sorry for the inconvience….the Roba brothers have taken a nap break! Not to worry, we had two other brothers waiting backstage to fill in.
The Kaiba Brothers,Seto and Mokuba come out*
Marik:Welcome,Kaibas to my version of Jeopardy.
Seto::studied the board::Kaiba Corporation? Who gave you permission to use that as a category?!
Marik:Nevermind that.::he turned to Tea and Weevil:: It was your turn.
Weevil:Alright. Potpourri for 1000.
Tea:You'd better get this right!
Weevil:Don't worry.
Answer:She was the first female pharaoh of Ancient Egypt's Old Kingdom.
Weevil::sweatdrop::Uh…go on,Tea….
Tea:WHAT?!
Weevil: I don't know it…
Tea:You're dead,Bug Boy!
::a buzzer sounds::
Marik:Oh,I'm so sorry…that was your last 1000 points.
::Tea and Weevil drop, a la Russian Roulette::
Mokuba:Seto…we'd better stick to Kaiba Copration..I don't want to fall…..
Seto:Don't worry, Little Brother.
Marik::smirks::
Yami:What was the question then?::was glaring at Marik::
Marik:Patience is a virtue…
Question:Who was Queen Hatshepsut?
Yami:Fine. Who next,since you dropped Weevil and Tea?
Marik::turns his gaze to the Kaibas::Them.
Mokuba:Come on,Marik..this ain't cool!
Marik:Pick a damn answer!
Seto::growls low::Kaiba Corporation for 800.
Marik:ooh…playin' it safe,are we? I like it!::he snickered::
Answer:This is the past time most of KaibaCorp's products are manufactured for.
Mokuba::buzzes in:: What is Duel Monsters?
Marik:Correct!
Mokuba::smiles::I'm ready for a challenge.
Seto:Mokuba, no!
Mokuba:Bakura's locker for 200.
Seto:Gah! Mokuba, if you miss,we'll lose 200 life points!
Mokuba:I won't miss, Ni sama.
Answer: Sushi, Rice and two twinkies.
Mokuba:What is Bakura's lunch?
Marik:Oh! A twofer! Correct! The Kaiba brothers are in the lead! But will the hold the lead after the yamis' turn? We shall see! Yamis, you're up!
Seto::was glaring at Mokuba:: You coulda cost us our life points!
Mokuba:Shut up. I didn't.
Seto::scowls,and turns to watch the more interesting argument between the two spirits::
Yami B:Bite me! You answered last time, damn it!
Yami: Because it was my turn,and since I answered correctly,I'm going again.
Yami B:Oh no you're not!::he aimed his Millennium Ring at him::
Marik::whips his rod out, and aims it at the two of them::Now now, children..play nicely. Don't make me mad…..
Seto::mutters::Too late for that….
Mokuba::has sneaked up behind Marik. He takes his Rod::Muwahha! Now I am in charge!
Marik:Wha?! Gimme that ,you twerp!
Mokuba:Nope!
Seto:Mokuba! Put the Item down….
Mokuba::has mind controlled Marik::Now…who is the host? Who's finally not a minority?
Marik::under mind control::You are…..::his cell phone rings::
Yami:I'll get it…::avoids Mokuba's glare,and takes t he phone::Hello?
Producer:WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?! THE SHOW IS RUINED! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY AUDIENCE?::keeps ranting::
Yami::crushes the phone,a glare::Mortals…::he smiles at Marik::You're fired.
Marik::he stares blankly::
Mokuba::has Yami Bakura in a corner,poking him with the Rod::That's for trying to take over my body! That's for being mean to Bakura!
Yami B:HELP! PHARAOH! CRAZY KID!
Yami::smirked::Too bad….::he walks off,gloating::
Seto::takes the Rod from Mokuba,with a satisfied smirk::Rod all gone…::he hands it to Yami Bakura.::We're going to have a long talk about taking other people's power Items.::drags Mokuba off the set::
Yami B:MUWHAHHAAA! NOW I HAVE ALL SEVEN!
Audience:YOU'RE MISSIN' FOUR!
Yami B::banishes them to the Shadow Realm,walks off stage…as Marik disappears::
*Lights go out*
(A/n:I hope you all enjoyed this fic. I had a lot of fun writing it. Please R&R! There is a possible sequel to this,depending on other projects I'm working on.)
