Double Jeopardy! Round Two

*Marik is being applauded by mind slaved audience when the lights come back up. There's an empty podium*

Marik: Sorry for the inconvience….the Roba brothers have taken a nap break! Not to worry, we had two other brothers waiting backstage to fill in.

The Kaiba Brothers,Seto and Mokuba come out*

Marik:Welcome,Kaibas to my version of Jeopardy.

Seto::studied the board::Kaiba Corporation? Who gave you permission to use that as a category?!

Marik:Nevermind that.::he turned to Tea and Weevil:: It was your turn.

Weevil:Alright. Potpourri for 1000.

Tea:You'd better get this right!

Weevil:Don't worry.

Answer:She was the first female pharaoh of Ancient Egypt's Old Kingdom.

Weevil::sweatdrop::Uh…go on,Tea….

Tea:WHAT?!

Weevil: I don't know it…

Tea:You're dead,Bug Boy!

::a buzzer sounds::

Marik:Oh,I'm so sorry…that was your last 1000 points.

::Tea and Weevil drop, a la Russian Roulette::

Mokuba:Seto…we'd better stick to Kaiba Copration..I don't want to fall…..

Seto:Don't worry, Little Brother.

Marik::smirks::

Yami:What was the question then?::was glaring at Marik::


Marik:Patience is a virtue…

Question:Who was Queen Hatshepsut?

Yami:Fine. Who next,since you dropped Weevil and Tea?

Marik::turns his gaze to the Kaibas::Them.

Mokuba:Come on,Marik..this ain't cool!

Marik:Pick a damn answer!


Seto::growls low::Kaiba Corporation for 800.

Marik:ooh…playin' it safe,are we? I like it!::he snickered::

Answer:This is the past time most of KaibaCorp's products are manufactured for.

Mokuba::buzzes in:: What is Duel Monsters?

Marik:Correct!

Mokuba::smiles::I'm ready for a challenge.

Seto:Mokuba, no!

Mokuba:Bakura's locker for 200.

Seto:Gah! Mokuba, if you miss,we'll lose 200 life points!

Mokuba:I won't miss, Ni sama.

Answer: Sushi, Rice and two twinkies.

Mokuba:What is Bakura's lunch?

Marik:Oh! A twofer! Correct! The Kaiba brothers are in the lead! But will the hold the lead after the yamis' turn? We shall see! Yamis, you're up!

Seto::was glaring at Mokuba:: You coulda cost us our life points!

Mokuba:Shut up. I didn't.

Seto::scowls,and turns to watch the more interesting argument between the two spirits::

Yami B:Bite me! You answered last time, damn it!

Yami: Because it was my turn,and since I answered correctly,I'm going again.

Yami B:Oh no you're not!::he aimed his Millennium Ring at him::

Marik::whips his rod out, and aims it at the two of them::Now now, children..play nicely. Don't make me mad…..

Seto::mutters::Too late for that….

Mokuba::has sneaked up behind Marik. He takes his Rod::Muwahha! Now I am in charge!

Marik:Wha?! Gimme that ,you twerp!

Mokuba:Nope!

Seto:Mokuba! Put the Item down….

Mokuba::has mind controlled Marik::Now…who is the host? Who's finally not a minority?

Marik::under mind control::You are…..::his cell phone rings::


Yami:I'll get it…::avoids Mokuba's glare,and takes t he phone::Hello?

Producer:WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?! THE SHOW IS RUINED! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY AUDIENCE?::keeps ranting::

Yami::crushes the phone,a glare::Mortals…::he smiles at Marik::You're fired.

Marik::he stares blankly::

Mokuba::has Yami Bakura in a corner,poking him with the Rod::That's for trying to take over my body! That's for being mean to Bakura!

Yami B:HELP! PHARAOH! CRAZY KID!

Yami::smirked::Too bad….::he walks off,gloating::

Seto::takes the Rod from Mokuba,with a satisfied smirk::Rod all gone…::he hands it to Yami Bakura.::We're going to have a long talk about taking other people's power Items.::drags Mokuba off the set::

Yami B:MUWHAHHAAA! NOW I HAVE ALL SEVEN!

Audience:YOU'RE MISSIN' FOUR!


Yami B::banishes them to the Shadow Realm,walks off stage…as Marik disappears::

*Lights go out*

(A/n:I hope you all enjoyed this fic. I had a lot of fun writing it. Please R&R! There is a possible sequel to this,depending on other projects I'm working on.)