A/N: As you know, Red has two sisters, well had. Scarlet has been eaten, so
there is only one sister left: Ruby. I think I'll let her tell this one.
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My oldest sister had just been eaten, and my second sister had been sent on the same journey that Scarlet had failed on. I was a bit worried that I was next. When Red came back with the huntsman as her husband, I got just a wee bit jealous; well, maybe more than a wee bit. I was ready for my own adventure. Unfortunately, Mother wasn't ready to let me. I snuck out the back door. It was about noon. I decided to leave in the opposite direction that my sisters had.which took me back through the house and out the front door. Then I remembered that it would probably be smart to take some food with me. By the time I left, it was about five. I still managed to sneak out, however, which was probably just good luck anyway. Anyway, I would like to call my first night on the road a success.nut it wasn't. It rained. By morning I was thoroughly soaked. But I was an optimistic person. I skipped happily through the woods, wondering what kind of adventures awaited m. If only I had know what would await me. "Lunch!" I looked back wildly, where had that voice come from? "Lunch, here! Come here!" I began to run blindly.after I ran into a tree I opened my eyes. "Um, help?!" I whimpered in pure terror as the monster closed in on me. "I'll save you from this monster!" the voice came out of nowhere, and I was glad that someone had come to rescue me. There was a brief scuffle, in which the monster and my savior argued in primitive grunts and snorts. Finally, the monster shrugged diffidently and walked away. "Oh, thank you, my good sir! I don't know how I could ever repay." I looked at my savior, and my voice failed me. "Um." "You could start by giving me your name, sweet lady." His nose twitched sporadically, and his bushy eyebrows quirked up and down, matching the tic in his temple. He bowed gallantly, "I am Professor Wolfgang Lupine." "Uh." was my brilliant reply. "I'm Ruby." "Lady Ruby! What an exquisite gem of a name, pun intended, my dear." The professor smile toothily at me. "What say you came and join me for some tea?" "That would be lovely," I said graciously. And so we went to tea.
~~~ When we got to his house, we had an absolutely delightful tea with crumpets. "Thank you very much sir," I said with as much dignity I could manage. "I appreciate your assistance and tea." The professor smiled happily. "Wonderful, my dear. Now, would you mind doing me a favor?" I felt obligated to him; he had, after all, saved my life. "Why, anything." "Good, good!" He clasped his hands together. "Wonderful. Come this way please." I got up and followed him; when he turned a corner, I followed his tail. "Um, if I may ask, what am I going to do?" I was slightly worried. "Why, you are going to be part of my experiment!" he said, as if I should have known all along. "What experiment?" "Why, to see what happens to the human body when pulled in different directions!" "Noooooo!" I screamed. "Why, you agreed!" the professor looked hurt. I didn't really care. I screamed as he strapped me on his rack, as he pulled on all the different levers and switches. Finally I screamed one last time and felt all of me being ripped apart. It felt like a severe case of being tickled. I started to giggle deliriously. Then I died. ~~~ A/N: (yes, a second one) I couldn't have done this without my super-cool friend Chrissy! Thanks a bunch :-P
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My oldest sister had just been eaten, and my second sister had been sent on the same journey that Scarlet had failed on. I was a bit worried that I was next. When Red came back with the huntsman as her husband, I got just a wee bit jealous; well, maybe more than a wee bit. I was ready for my own adventure. Unfortunately, Mother wasn't ready to let me. I snuck out the back door. It was about noon. I decided to leave in the opposite direction that my sisters had.which took me back through the house and out the front door. Then I remembered that it would probably be smart to take some food with me. By the time I left, it was about five. I still managed to sneak out, however, which was probably just good luck anyway. Anyway, I would like to call my first night on the road a success.nut it wasn't. It rained. By morning I was thoroughly soaked. But I was an optimistic person. I skipped happily through the woods, wondering what kind of adventures awaited m. If only I had know what would await me. "Lunch!" I looked back wildly, where had that voice come from? "Lunch, here! Come here!" I began to run blindly.after I ran into a tree I opened my eyes. "Um, help?!" I whimpered in pure terror as the monster closed in on me. "I'll save you from this monster!" the voice came out of nowhere, and I was glad that someone had come to rescue me. There was a brief scuffle, in which the monster and my savior argued in primitive grunts and snorts. Finally, the monster shrugged diffidently and walked away. "Oh, thank you, my good sir! I don't know how I could ever repay." I looked at my savior, and my voice failed me. "Um." "You could start by giving me your name, sweet lady." His nose twitched sporadically, and his bushy eyebrows quirked up and down, matching the tic in his temple. He bowed gallantly, "I am Professor Wolfgang Lupine." "Uh." was my brilliant reply. "I'm Ruby." "Lady Ruby! What an exquisite gem of a name, pun intended, my dear." The professor smile toothily at me. "What say you came and join me for some tea?" "That would be lovely," I said graciously. And so we went to tea.
~~~ When we got to his house, we had an absolutely delightful tea with crumpets. "Thank you very much sir," I said with as much dignity I could manage. "I appreciate your assistance and tea." The professor smiled happily. "Wonderful, my dear. Now, would you mind doing me a favor?" I felt obligated to him; he had, after all, saved my life. "Why, anything." "Good, good!" He clasped his hands together. "Wonderful. Come this way please." I got up and followed him; when he turned a corner, I followed his tail. "Um, if I may ask, what am I going to do?" I was slightly worried. "Why, you are going to be part of my experiment!" he said, as if I should have known all along. "What experiment?" "Why, to see what happens to the human body when pulled in different directions!" "Noooooo!" I screamed. "Why, you agreed!" the professor looked hurt. I didn't really care. I screamed as he strapped me on his rack, as he pulled on all the different levers and switches. Finally I screamed one last time and felt all of me being ripped apart. It felt like a severe case of being tickled. I started to giggle deliriously. Then I died. ~~~ A/N: (yes, a second one) I couldn't have done this without my super-cool friend Chrissy! Thanks a bunch :-P
