Dr. Muto's Science Security

By Tang X

Disclaimer: I do not own the video game Dr. Muto, Midway does. I do not own the movie National Security, Columbia Tri-Star does. This is a dumb fic I wrote just now, I hope you flame or praise it.

It all starts with Dr. Muto working in his lab, trying to get preserve some nitroglycerin to some day destroy Burnitall once and for all. Janky just got the Science Scope, the local newspaper for the scientific minds. It turns out there was an ad with a team of police officers who look liked Marvin Lawrence and Steve Zahn in a pose cocking their guns. The ad read, "Join the new Maximum Security police force". Janky was tired of trying to save their world, since it was already saved. Burnitall, though, still escaped the mayhem he had caused. But with a new police force that was in their actual solar system, Dr. Muto and Janky, along with Al, could finally give Burnitall a taste of his own medicine. "Doctor, our life is boring, we need something useful," as an out-of-no-where tone of voice by Janky. Dr. Muto dropped his antidote in the chloride. "How dare you insult, the matters of my ways, why I should use this nitroglycerin on you!" Dr Muto shouted. Why would that damn fool stand up to him like that? He thought Janky valued his work. Janky then sipped his coffee and calmly replied, "How about a Science Security? Not only would we try and get Burnitall but stop other evil and more action." Dr. Muto then thought about this "Science Security" idea of Janky's. You risked your life, but for good. Burnitall and other evil villains would fuck up and this could actually work. "Ok Janky, I'll do it, but only for the good of the solar system!" Dr. Muto dramatized. Al heard the news and muttered, "Oh boy, the pathetic mad man and the big hunky sidekick are at it again."