From Bottom to Top, From the Top ~

A/N: This story is written in unison by two different authors.

Before we start we have to so a bit of explaining.

Here below is the Bitch line, now what you ask is- What is the Bitch line? Well, this is the order of who's the master of whom.

Well, here in this story is from my point of view (Amy) as you can see below I'm pretty far up the line, we all know what that means.POWER; and boy do I love power but you will all see that throughout the story.

What can I say being at the top of the line is good stuff. If you don't get the line below I'm in charge of Legolas, Kristy, and Gimli but what the line doesn't show is that I really should be in front of Aragorn because throughout you will see that all the decisions that Aragorn makes is because I told him what to do. Well, more explaining later, you'll get it as you read.

*The Bitch Line*

The Bitch Master: Gandalf: All mighty

The Very Top: Aragorn: the push-over

Next to Top: Amy: The Great Middle

of the line: Legolas: Messenger

Second to Bottom: Kristy: The Mouth/ Slave

Very Stickin' Bottom: Gimli: The Bitch

Kristy and Gimli are almost tied at the bottom because everyone but Kristy can boss Gimli around. (That sucks royally for her.)

I should also mention that Kristy has an obsession with Elrond and that will play in sometimes. Glorfindel will also play into this.

Also have to mention that this story is rated R for some sexual comments among other things.