"LEGOLAS!" Amy's voice pierced the beautiful morning like a roadkill. ~ Why? Why can't Kristy just keep her mouth shut during the time of my archery practice? Amy can call me any other time of the day but practice time.

~ When Legolas walked in the room he was stunned with a sight that scared his eyes. He saw the dress on Amy and the first thing that came to mind was the carelessness of Amy and Aragorn not taking certain precautions. "Just a question but is this an important message or did Kristy just say something again?" Legolas said as carefully as he could so Amy would catch on.

"She called me FAT! Or she implied it!" Amy's eyes were bulging and her foot was tapping ravenously on the floor. " I'm going to let you deal with her today because today I have had it."

"Ok, GIMLI!" Legolas shouted for Gimli and Gimli came running, he stopped in his tracks as he was in the doorway but did coming running. " Go chase Kristy."

Gimli prepared for take off and Kristy frantically looked for a place of refuge but was saved but the fuming voice of Amy. "No, Legolas there are things you need to learn about punishment. She called me FAT and all she gets is Gimli chasing her? She gets chased when she doesn't make breakfast; she gets chased when for the little things. Sharpen up pansy elf, she called me FAT!

"Ok, then what do you want me to do?" Legolas ignored the insult and shifted all his weight to one foot while he waited. Kristy was standing terrified, she loved Amy for stopping Gimli but with Amy brain brewing with punishments and her man not doing anything the outcome of her day could become bad.

"GO clean my bathroom!" Amy pointed to Kristy then pointed to the bathroom.

" But I cleaned it just yesterday and it's never dirty any ways it just I- getting right on it!" Kristy stopped herself, cleaning an already clean bathroom was no problem with her, considering that Amy would probably blow her up if she didn't.