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*Authors note: From now on chapters are going to have a lot more innuendoes so if you don't like risqué dialogue and that kind of stuff then you might want to stop here. It's not descriptive or anything just a lot of "behind the meaning" type stuff. From here on out pretty much all chapters are rated "R". Thank you!
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Kristy and Amy sat in the main hall where the guys were bringing out all the bags and getting prepared for their trip. Both girls wore identical frowns and were obviously not in the least bit happy about this.
"Oh, it's not that bad, we'll be gone for two weeks at the most!" Legolas tried to console the girls.
"That's two weeks without me and you can count on anther two weeks without me when you get back! You'll be entertaining yourself for the next month!" Kristy said with a very 'I'm-peeved' tone in her voice.
Legolas jaw dropped and his eyes got very big. Aragorn and Amy were still trying to decide exactly what Kristy meant, though they had a pretty good idea. Gimli and Legolas had obviously understood what Kristy meant and Legolas finally closed his mouth and smiled back at Kristy.
"That's fine. You'll be going a month without me too!" Legolas smiled evilly and finished shoving Lembas into his pack.
"Jerk." Kristy muttered and flopped back into her chair.
"Kristy, if you do anything wrong while I'm gone, you're gonna be sorry." Legolas pointed his finger at Kristy and gave her the 'don't-try-anything' eye.
"Me? Never." Kristy did her best to be innocent.
"Just, try to be good at least." Legolas shook his head, he'd here from Amy as soon as they got back but, there was no way Kristy was going on this trip.
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*Authors note: From now on chapters are going to have a lot more innuendoes so if you don't like risqué dialogue and that kind of stuff then you might want to stop here. It's not descriptive or anything just a lot of "behind the meaning" type stuff. From here on out pretty much all chapters are rated "R". Thank you!
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Kristy and Amy sat in the main hall where the guys were bringing out all the bags and getting prepared for their trip. Both girls wore identical frowns and were obviously not in the least bit happy about this.
"Oh, it's not that bad, we'll be gone for two weeks at the most!" Legolas tried to console the girls.
"That's two weeks without me and you can count on anther two weeks without me when you get back! You'll be entertaining yourself for the next month!" Kristy said with a very 'I'm-peeved' tone in her voice.
Legolas jaw dropped and his eyes got very big. Aragorn and Amy were still trying to decide exactly what Kristy meant, though they had a pretty good idea. Gimli and Legolas had obviously understood what Kristy meant and Legolas finally closed his mouth and smiled back at Kristy.
"That's fine. You'll be going a month without me too!" Legolas smiled evilly and finished shoving Lembas into his pack.
"Jerk." Kristy muttered and flopped back into her chair.
"Kristy, if you do anything wrong while I'm gone, you're gonna be sorry." Legolas pointed his finger at Kristy and gave her the 'don't-try-anything' eye.
"Me? Never." Kristy did her best to be innocent.
"Just, try to be good at least." Legolas shook his head, he'd here from Amy as soon as they got back but, there was no way Kristy was going on this trip.
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