[TITLE] –  The Chronicles of Miss Virginia Weasley

[SUMMARY] –  A (very un-posessed) diary that follows Ginny Weasley's sixth year at Hogwarts. DM/GW served fried to golden perfection. Ketchup on request.

[AUTHOR'S NOTE] – Brilliance struck (in the form of boredom). Slightly Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging-style diary of Ginny Weasley. Enjoy. And flame please, as I am getting tired of compliments..

..am I really that transparent? Ok, you got me. PLEASE REVIEW. PLEASE COMPLIMENT. Please inform me that my little story is bloody brilliant and that you will die if you can't have more. Oh, and please love me.

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[CHAPTER 1] – IRISH THIGHS AND GIANT WHITE KNICKERS

FRIDAY

2:05 PM

Sitting in my bedroom, bored out of my mind. Mum is off cooking something, no doubt for Harry's arrival. BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBORED. Looked in the mirror just this morning. It is now official - I am a giant tub of lard. Humungous in every way, shape, and form. THANK YOU MUM FOR COOKING THOSE OH-SO-DELICIOUS MEALS. Those meals that also give me thighs as big as Ireland and as wide as.. well, as wide as something very wide. And fat. Exactly. Oh, just shut up.

FRIDAY

2:43 PM

Harry is here. Let us all rejoice and be merry. Honestly, is it normal for Ron to be so excited about his arrival? Boys are seriously weird.

FRIDAY

6:12 PM

Hermione is here too. She will be staying in my room. She's not too bad, but can be anal in ways I never thought possible. Honestly, who would have thought that Crookshanks preferred sleeping with strangers? I'm flattered, really, but I don't sleep with anyone on the first date. (HEHEHE – what? No laugh? I thought it was funny.) Fred and George continue to experiment. I, of course, don't mind helping them when it comes to trying out their new products on Ron. You would think he'd notice. But he doesn't. Dumb brute. Although I must say that the scent of cheese really suits him. We got our Hogwarts letters today. Nothing too exciting. Hopefully Mum will buy me a new robe or two. Honestly, mine are so old.. practically see-through. Maybe that wouldn't be too bad if I were not me. But unfortunately enough, I am. Bloody great. Maybe this year Draco Malfoy will get a free preview of all (and I mean ALL) the Weasley family has to offer, AND make fun of the poor state of our robes. Ginny Weasley - poor, and fat (although I must say, my lips are very supple).

FRIDAY

10:15 PM

What does it mean when a boy tells you "Sweet dreams."? And how can you be expected to sleep when they say it with their yummy green eyes and delicious voice? AHHHHHH I LOVE HARRY.

FRIDAY

10:30 PM

Hermione is snoring. I can't move, or Crookshanks will slice me up like a Christmas ham. Oh yeah, and I love Harry Potter.

FRIDAY

10:35 PM

Ginny Potter. Virginia Potter. Mrs. Virginia Potter. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Potter. Sounds great to me.

FRIDAY

10:40 PM

I wonder if he noticed my soft and supple lips. I sincerely hope so. If not, he is blind because I can assure you they are amazing. AHHHH HARRY. I could die. Sweet dreams, my sexy, SEXY hero.

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SATURDAY

6:32 AM

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Must my roommate be a bloody early bird? And must her cat have claws like daggers? I thought she said that Crooks liked sleeping with strangers. Obviously he doesn't enjoy waking next to them. Is my morning breath really that horrible? I am going back to sleep.

SATURDAY

7:01 AM

Oh bloody hell. Can my cheeks get any more red? Probably, but let's not test that theory. Walked downstairs towards the kitchen. Harry was there, eating some biscuits. He looked up and he stared. I stared back. I can't help it if I'm attractive. But really, how was I supposed to remember that I was wearing a hand-me-down shirt from Ron's first year and a giant pair of white knickers? I could have died from embarrassment. Instead, I said, "Ugdfhsdglsdfd."

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[AUTHOR'S NOTE] – Considering this is the first chapter, I really can't thank any reviewers. But erm.. if you review.. I'll thank you in the next installment. Please do so. Oh yes, and tell me whether this is worth continuing or not. Slightly short because its a little test chapter. SO REVIEW. Hm. Ok, thanks.