Chapter 2: The Mario Section

Tiff reached up and felt her head. Someone had cut her hair REALLY short while she slept, so that she looked like a boy. Oh, and they stole her diary. "WHO DID THIS?!?!?!" roared Tiff. She screamed so loud, that all the birds in the trees flew away, a car alarm went off, and Chris Farley arose from the grave. Everyone arrived at her tent thinking that she might be hurt. When they all saw Tiff's butchered hair, Everyone busted out laughing. Kirby laughed until he turned blue, King Dedede laughed until he was drooling like Niagra Falls, Tuff laughed himself into a stupor, Hoshi laughed so insanely that Chris Farley's ghost went back into it's grave, Buu tittered like a little girl, MK actually laughed until it hurt, Ni- Kaabi laughed so hard that he accidentally wet himself, Miruku laughed until he was pink, and Escargoon laughed till he cried. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" said Tiff, "Someone stole my diary too!!!" Tuff cotinued to laugh, so Tiff picked him up, took one of her shirts, and deftly stuffed Tuff into one sleeve of the shirt. "Okay! I admit it! I stole your diary!" So Tiff stuffed him through a toilet paper roll, much to Escargoon's fear. Well, Tuff just had to take it up to the next level. "I also read it!" Tiff hauled off and punched his head backwards. Tuff got in one more word, "I also *Crack* (He was turning his head the right way) cut your hair off as a joke!" So Tiff took a pair of scissors and cut Tuff's hair really short, but unevenly. However, she left his bangs the way they were. "Hehehehehe! Twin boys!" said Escargoon, so Tuff cut one side of his mustache off. King Dedede busted out laughing, so Escargoon grabbed a big handful of feathers and pulled them out. "YEEEEEOWWWWW!!!!!" King Dedede screamed really loud. Well, then everyone got into one big fight, punching, kicking, biting, scratching, pinching, clawing, spiking, hammering, and inhaling each other. After everyone had more or less beaten each other to a bloody pulp, they all kissed and made up. "Hey!" said Buu suddenly, "We fight so hard that we all in Mario section!" Everyone looked around, and sure enough, they were in the Mario section. "Aw, cool!" said Ni-Kaabi, "Look at those eggs!" They were white eggs with spots of various colors. Ni-Kaabi went over to investigate the nest. Tiff took out a book on eggs and began to read aloud from it. "Here it is! 'Yoshi eggs' These eggs are best known for their spotted appearance on a white background. You should never approach a nest, as the parents may be nearby, and will often attack you if you get too close to the-" Suddenly, she was interrupted by Ni-Kaabi. "DAAAAAD, HELP ME! THIS THING'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" There was a large female yoshi attacking him, and had him on the ground, biting him in the face. King Dedede stepped in, by attracting the yoshi away with something he had in his pocket. As the yoshi ran away, and Escargoon nursed the big, gaping wound on Ni-Kaabi's face, Kirby wanted to know, "What was that?" King Dedede laughed, "Heh heh heh... it was a cookie. Everyone knows that yoshis can't resist cookies. That's why they also love computers." "Um.... King Dedede? I hope you have alot more cookies..." The entire tribe of yoshis were looking at them expectantly. King Dedede sighed and began to dish out his entire secret supply of cookies. The yoshis kept gobbling up the cookies, and then running after they'd had their fill. Finally, They were all gone. "There, that takes care of- oh...." King Dedede noticed that there was one yoshi left, a green one with orange plates on his neck and a saddle on his back. He was horribly thin. "Uh-oh..... I'm out of cookies!" "Buu take care of that!" said Buu, and he turned a nearby koopa troopa into a very large cookie. Buu handed the cookie to the yoshi, who ate it, and then ran. "Okay," said MK, "we must continue our-" MK had noticed a short man in red overalls watching them. He wore a red hat with an "M" on it. "Are you the ones who fed Yoshi?" he said in an Italian accent. "Yes we are." said Metaknight. "Grazie, I've been looking for him for days now, he must be starving. Can I interest you in a spaghetti lunch?" "No thanks." said Metaknight, "We really gotta get going. But could you tell us how to get out of the video game section?" "Sure, all you need to do is make it past the Pokemon and Donkey Kong section, and you're there." "Thanks!" said Miruku, "How far away is that?" "It's about a chapter's walk from here, but it may take longer if you run into trouble. Just stay on the main roads, and you should make it there by the end of this chapter." "Thank you again!" Everyone said as they left. And it was off down the road.

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As our heroes walked along, they were really bored. There was nothing going on at all. If it weren't for everyone breathing, the boredom would have been unbearable. Ni-Kaabi looked up, "Dad? is there something on my back?" King Dedede looked........... and there were hundreds of bees all over his flower. "Ni-Kaabi... Don't... Move... You're being pollenated. Everyone watched as the bees sucked the nectar from his flower, and flew away when they were full. Finally, after all the bees were gone, They all settled down for a rest. Tiff was in a really bad mood, because she had found a death threat in her diary, and she couldn't figure out who did it. Her little brother made the mistake of telling her, "What's the matter, Tiff? You seem really anal-retentive today." Tiff got so mad that she kicked Tuff in the @ss as hard ass she could. As a matter of fact, she kicked him so hard that her shoe flew out of his mouth. Tiff took the opportunity to say, "Instead of 'Open mouth, insert foot', 'open mouth, spit out shoe.'" Everyone had a good laugh over that, when suddenly, a dog came out of the woods and began barking at King Dedede. "Hey! Shoo, shoo, Go away! lemme 'lone!!! scat!" The dog kept biting his clothes and trying to drag him away. "What the heck is this dog doing, anyway?" said King Dedede, swatting at the dog with a stick. "It's a bird dog." said Kirby, "It's trying to bring you back to its master." "I kind of expected it to have wings, since it's a bird dog." said Hoshi. King Dedede looked at the dog, which had grabbed the back of his coat. "Well, I'm no turkey, and I won't take this!" WHOP!!! He whipped out his hammer and smashed the dog into a puppy pancake. Tuff sat down to watch.... and realized that he had sat in an anthill. "OOH, OW, HEY! OUCH, EEE! EEK, AHH!" He thrashed around and danced until someone finally sprayed Off on the ants. After Tuff stopped thrashing, they noticed a little puddle by his feet. Needless to say, Everyone lost control right there. MK made up a song, "Watch little Tuffboy squeal and dance, Hear him squishin' in his pants!" Escargoon suddenly called from the bushes, "Hey! look at this!" Everyone came over to look. "It's a newly discovered plant! It makes you drunk if you eat it, because the plant is 70% alcohol." King Dedede rips one up and begins to eat it. "If that IS true, we'll know soon enough." He swallowed............. and instantly, his voice slurred, his eyes got all glazed, he began to stagger, and he got more relaxed. "Whoa" said Miruku, "He's really hammered." Everyone busted out laughing at his pun.

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That night at the campfire, King Dedede was still swaying while he sat, holding his head. "Whoa, man *hic* why did I do that? *hic*" Escargoon said, "How does it feel to be hammered rather than being the one who does the hammering?" King Dedede bent over with his head almost touching his stomach, "Ha ha. That's the biggest joke since Celine Dion's comeback special." Ni-Kaabi was on the beach exploring. A soot sprite suddenly floats into the clearing. Miruku looked at it. "It looks like a floating cockroach" With that, he smashed the soot sprite between his hands. suddenly, a whole slew of soot sprites flew from the forest and began to attack Miruku. By the time they were done, Miruku was completely black. Everyone laughed until they heard Ni-Kaabi yell, "Guys! look what I found!" He came up the hill........ carrying a head in a jar. "Do you like it?" he said, "It's so cool!" King Dedede looked for a way to tell Ni-Kaabi to put it back. "Um.... guess what, Ni-Kaabi? If you take that..... ummmmmmm, wishing head and throw it into the water as far as you can, you get to make a wish!" So Ni-Kaabi took the head to the beach and threw it in. Then he held up a shirt. "I also found this!" he said. It was a white T-shirt with a "Mary Jane" leaf on it and the words "Legalize It" under the leaf. King Dedede didn't know what to do, except take it away and say, "That T-shirt won't fit." As they sat back around the campfire, they ate, drank, and looked at some of MK's "Playboy" magazines. MK was sleeping, so Buu gets an idea. He pulls out a marker, pulls off the cap, and draws something on MK's face. When he woke up to eat dinner, everyone started to laugh. At first, he couldn't figure out why, but then Tiff handed him a mirror, and he really freaked when he saw his face. He wiped it off and joined everyone at dinner. Nothing much else happened that night, unless you count that Buu belched a belch so loud that it caused worldwide deafness in small animals.

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The next morning, it was off to get to the Pokemon section. They were packing up when they heard:

"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!"

"What was that?" said Tiff. "It sounds like a desparate cry for help." said Tuff

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

After that last cry, everyone ran to the ditressed person's rescue. The adrenaline was pumping so hard, that you could hear a faint pulsing in the air from 3 miles away. They all ran so fast that the screnery next to them was blurry and green, like a stale booger. as thay neared the border between the Pokemon section and the Mario section, they heard the call again,

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

They all ran as fast as they could across the border. The noise led them to a cliff. There, they got the shock of their lives...

End of chapter 2

King Dedede 114: Remember the charactar contest, peoples. The best submitted charactar gets a spot in my story. I'm especially waiting for KirbsterMK, Maggie64, and Tora to give me an entry. (hint, hint.)