Chapter 3: The Pokemon section
Maggie64 owns Baby Charmander. Kuyo was Marshmallowstomper's idea
It was a charmander. "Cool, a talking charmander!" said Kirby. "So we meet again." Said King Dedede. Everyone looked at him, so he had to explain. "Back before Escargoon was here, she was my assistant. She left because I was mean to her. Her name is Baby Charmander." B.C. looked at King Dedede. " Not you again." she said. "And if you're looking for the Donkey Kong Section, you'll need me. The forest is way too big for you to make it alone. If you follow me, I can have you out by the end of the chapter. King Dedede looked at her. "How do we know we can trust you?" B.C. smiled. "There is a horrible monster in the woods, 20 feet tall and bearing the heads of the Osmonds. If you follow me, I can keep it away." Tiff looked skeptical, "How will you find the border? Most pokemon never leave this section." B.C. got a really smug look. "You know nothing about tracking, do you?" King Dedede got a really smug look. "Hey, I'm a glutton. I smell food, I eat it, that's my tracking." Escargoon piped up, He can also HEAR the sound of food hitting a plate." King Dedede punched him in the head. B.C. sniffed the air. "It's this way." she said, pointing south. "If we hurry, we can beat the evening rush of pokemon trainers." King Dedede lit a stick with a lighter and held it to his butt. "It's this way, if we hurry we can beat the evening rush of trainers." he mocked. Then he began to jump around and yell, because his butt was on fire. Everyone had a good laugh over that, until Escargoon put him out. "Hey, B.C.? I have a question." said Tuff, "If you fart, do flames come out? (A/N: Hey, don't blame me Maggie! Any fire-based monster is just asking for that joke!) C.B. glared. "I'm sorry, but I have to smoke you now." She shot him with flames, so that Tuff was covered in ash. "Ouch..." he said, and he fainted. B.C. looked at everyone. "Does anyone else wanna- *BURP*" She shot flames out of her mouth when she burped. Everyone absolutely DIED laughing. B.C. looked really embarrassed and said, "That's why none of my boyfriends ever took me out to eat." Tuff woke up. "I smell hotdogs!" He smelled his arm. "Oh, wait, that's me." Everyone was sitting there, waiting for dinner. Buu takes out a PCS phone and says, "Watch Buu! He make funny phone call!" He dialed a number. Here was the conversation:
Guy: Hello?
Buu: I looking for a Ms. Turnmeeyon, first initial "U"
Guy: Hold on. Hey! I'm lookin for a Ms. Turnmeeyon, first initial U. HEY, GUYS!!! U. TURNMEEYON!!!
Guys in the background: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's just nasty!
Guy: Waitaminit! If I ever find out who this is, I'm gonna staple you to a rocket and crash you into an infectious disease center!
King Dedede laughed. "Hey let me try!"
Woman: Hello?
KDDD: I'm lookin for Ophelia
Woman: Ophelia who?
KDDD: Ophelia Hiney!
Woman: What the-
King Dedede hung up. Kirby stood up. "My turn!"
Guy: Hello?
Kirby: I'm lookin for a Mr. Balls, first name Claude.
Guy: Hold on. Claude Balls? HEY! ARE THERE ANY CLAUDE BALLS IN HERE?!
Background guy: Only that guy with all the cats!
Guy: Why you-
Next, it was Tuff's turn.
Woman: Hello?
Tuff: I'm lookin' for a Ms. Anushertz, First name Mai.
Woman: Hey, is there a Mai Anushertz? HEY!!! LOOK AT ME, MAI ANUSHERTZ!!!
People in background: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Woman: Holy-
Then, It was Ni-Kaabi's turn
Guy: 'Lo?
NK: Is there a Mrs. Tinkleonyew there? First name Ivana?
Guy: Hold on. Hey bill! is there an Ivana Tinkleonyew here? HEY, BILL! GET OVER HERE! IVANA TINKLEONYEW!!!
Bill: NO WAY!!!
Guy: Wait-
After that, they had all ran out of funny names for doing prank phone calls. They all sat around the campfire, eating. B.C. said, "We'll never make it out of here by the end of this chapter. We'll have to wait until morning to start off again. As they sat around the campfire, They talked about what they were gonna do when they got home. "I'm gonna try to finally solve the mystery as to why there are locks on the door of a hospital if they're always open!" said King Dedede. "I'm gonna try to find the secret passage to Oz!!" sais Hoshi. "I'm gonna spit in the fountain at the school!" said Ni-Kaabi. "I'm gonna pull all of Takorri's feathers out!" said Kirby. "I'm gonna cross Caocao with Mary Jane to creat Chocolate- flavored Grass!" said Tiff. "I'm going back to selling reefers behind Chief Bookum's back!" said Tuff. "I'm gonna develop a solar-powered flashlight!" said Escargoon. "Buu gonna take speech lessons!" said Buu. "I'm gonna burn up all the flamers on fanfiction.net! said B.C. (A/n: That's a good idea! flame the flamers! an eye for an eye! credit where credit is due! SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD [Insert thunder, lightning, and evil music.]) "Ooooookay..." said Kirby, somehow reading the author's note. "THAT was the freakiest thing I ever saw..." Hoshi came up with a great idea, "How about after we return Buu, we go on a journey to stop flaming on fanfiction.net! We can all become heroes! We'll be the most famous thing since Playboy Mansion!" "Speaking of Playboy, said Metaknight, "I still want my magazine back, Tuff." "Kiss my *ss. said Tuff. "SPANG!!!" Metaknight hit Tuff over the head with the flat side of his sword. Buu began to clap and cheer. "Buu like! do it again, or Buu cry!" Metaknight hit him again. "Hey, it makes ME happy, too!" said Metaknight. Everyone needed a break from the somberness, so they all took turns whacking Tuff with objects. King Dedede and Hoshi hammered him; Kirby, Ni-Kaabi, and Buu punched him; Tiff whacked him with her diary, B.C. hit him with her tail, Escargoon beat him with a test tube. By the time they were done with Tuff, he was cross-eyed, and he was mumbling Enron's mission statement. Everyone then settled down to talk, while Tuff recovered from his concussion. As they were eating and talking, they were not aware that deep in the woods, down by a river, behind a rock, and under an old scrub elm, there was someone waiting for them. Someone with an interesting tie to Metaknight. Someone with a tie to metaknight so shocking, horrible, scandalous, and embarrassing on Metaknight's part, someone who- Suddenly, everyone on fanfiction.net turns around and yells, JUST GET ON WITH IT! YOU'VE BEEN YAPPIN' FOR THREE WHOLE LINES!!! So I prepare to go on. But anyway, his tie to metaknight is so utterly- this time, everyone reading the story ties me up, gags me with a tennis ball taped in the mouth, and hides me in a closet, leaving my stuffed King Dedede to tell the story.
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Hi! I'm the previously mentioned stuffed King Dedede! On with the story! Anyway, Hidden in the woods, there was a little green kirby in the bushes who seemed to be really concentrated on his thoughts. Frankly, I think only ONE Kirby is enough and- (A reader is standing behind him with a baseball bat) Ahem, to get on with it, The kid was sitting there, thinking deeply about something, unlike the little pink pansy I hate so much and- Don't hit me! I'll stop! He was a little green kirby with black feet and cheeks, and a black bandanna on his head. The kid looks up with his HUGE hazel eyes and says, "Daddy's in the forest! and off the kid went.
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Back at the camp, everyone was sleeping. It was all quiet, until Tiff heard the bushes rustle. She sat up. as she went outside, everyone else did too. Suddenly.... The little green kirby came out of the bushes. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sh*t..." said Metaknight.
Stuffed King Dedede: So did you like it? I think I told it well if I do say so myself! Stick around for the next chapter!
Maggie64 owns Baby Charmander. Kuyo was Marshmallowstomper's idea
It was a charmander. "Cool, a talking charmander!" said Kirby. "So we meet again." Said King Dedede. Everyone looked at him, so he had to explain. "Back before Escargoon was here, she was my assistant. She left because I was mean to her. Her name is Baby Charmander." B.C. looked at King Dedede. " Not you again." she said. "And if you're looking for the Donkey Kong Section, you'll need me. The forest is way too big for you to make it alone. If you follow me, I can have you out by the end of the chapter. King Dedede looked at her. "How do we know we can trust you?" B.C. smiled. "There is a horrible monster in the woods, 20 feet tall and bearing the heads of the Osmonds. If you follow me, I can keep it away." Tiff looked skeptical, "How will you find the border? Most pokemon never leave this section." B.C. got a really smug look. "You know nothing about tracking, do you?" King Dedede got a really smug look. "Hey, I'm a glutton. I smell food, I eat it, that's my tracking." Escargoon piped up, He can also HEAR the sound of food hitting a plate." King Dedede punched him in the head. B.C. sniffed the air. "It's this way." she said, pointing south. "If we hurry, we can beat the evening rush of pokemon trainers." King Dedede lit a stick with a lighter and held it to his butt. "It's this way, if we hurry we can beat the evening rush of trainers." he mocked. Then he began to jump around and yell, because his butt was on fire. Everyone had a good laugh over that, until Escargoon put him out. "Hey, B.C.? I have a question." said Tuff, "If you fart, do flames come out? (A/N: Hey, don't blame me Maggie! Any fire-based monster is just asking for that joke!) C.B. glared. "I'm sorry, but I have to smoke you now." She shot him with flames, so that Tuff was covered in ash. "Ouch..." he said, and he fainted. B.C. looked at everyone. "Does anyone else wanna- *BURP*" She shot flames out of her mouth when she burped. Everyone absolutely DIED laughing. B.C. looked really embarrassed and said, "That's why none of my boyfriends ever took me out to eat." Tuff woke up. "I smell hotdogs!" He smelled his arm. "Oh, wait, that's me." Everyone was sitting there, waiting for dinner. Buu takes out a PCS phone and says, "Watch Buu! He make funny phone call!" He dialed a number. Here was the conversation:
Guy: Hello?
Buu: I looking for a Ms. Turnmeeyon, first initial "U"
Guy: Hold on. Hey! I'm lookin for a Ms. Turnmeeyon, first initial U. HEY, GUYS!!! U. TURNMEEYON!!!
Guys in the background: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's just nasty!
Guy: Waitaminit! If I ever find out who this is, I'm gonna staple you to a rocket and crash you into an infectious disease center!
King Dedede laughed. "Hey let me try!"
Woman: Hello?
KDDD: I'm lookin for Ophelia
Woman: Ophelia who?
KDDD: Ophelia Hiney!
Woman: What the-
King Dedede hung up. Kirby stood up. "My turn!"
Guy: Hello?
Kirby: I'm lookin for a Mr. Balls, first name Claude.
Guy: Hold on. Claude Balls? HEY! ARE THERE ANY CLAUDE BALLS IN HERE?!
Background guy: Only that guy with all the cats!
Guy: Why you-
Next, it was Tuff's turn.
Woman: Hello?
Tuff: I'm lookin' for a Ms. Anushertz, First name Mai.
Woman: Hey, is there a Mai Anushertz? HEY!!! LOOK AT ME, MAI ANUSHERTZ!!!
People in background: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Woman: Holy-
Then, It was Ni-Kaabi's turn
Guy: 'Lo?
NK: Is there a Mrs. Tinkleonyew there? First name Ivana?
Guy: Hold on. Hey bill! is there an Ivana Tinkleonyew here? HEY, BILL! GET OVER HERE! IVANA TINKLEONYEW!!!
Bill: NO WAY!!!
Guy: Wait-
After that, they had all ran out of funny names for doing prank phone calls. They all sat around the campfire, eating. B.C. said, "We'll never make it out of here by the end of this chapter. We'll have to wait until morning to start off again. As they sat around the campfire, They talked about what they were gonna do when they got home. "I'm gonna try to finally solve the mystery as to why there are locks on the door of a hospital if they're always open!" said King Dedede. "I'm gonna try to find the secret passage to Oz!!" sais Hoshi. "I'm gonna spit in the fountain at the school!" said Ni-Kaabi. "I'm gonna pull all of Takorri's feathers out!" said Kirby. "I'm gonna cross Caocao with Mary Jane to creat Chocolate- flavored Grass!" said Tiff. "I'm going back to selling reefers behind Chief Bookum's back!" said Tuff. "I'm gonna develop a solar-powered flashlight!" said Escargoon. "Buu gonna take speech lessons!" said Buu. "I'm gonna burn up all the flamers on fanfiction.net! said B.C. (A/n: That's a good idea! flame the flamers! an eye for an eye! credit where credit is due! SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD [Insert thunder, lightning, and evil music.]) "Ooooookay..." said Kirby, somehow reading the author's note. "THAT was the freakiest thing I ever saw..." Hoshi came up with a great idea, "How about after we return Buu, we go on a journey to stop flaming on fanfiction.net! We can all become heroes! We'll be the most famous thing since Playboy Mansion!" "Speaking of Playboy, said Metaknight, "I still want my magazine back, Tuff." "Kiss my *ss. said Tuff. "SPANG!!!" Metaknight hit Tuff over the head with the flat side of his sword. Buu began to clap and cheer. "Buu like! do it again, or Buu cry!" Metaknight hit him again. "Hey, it makes ME happy, too!" said Metaknight. Everyone needed a break from the somberness, so they all took turns whacking Tuff with objects. King Dedede and Hoshi hammered him; Kirby, Ni-Kaabi, and Buu punched him; Tiff whacked him with her diary, B.C. hit him with her tail, Escargoon beat him with a test tube. By the time they were done with Tuff, he was cross-eyed, and he was mumbling Enron's mission statement. Everyone then settled down to talk, while Tuff recovered from his concussion. As they were eating and talking, they were not aware that deep in the woods, down by a river, behind a rock, and under an old scrub elm, there was someone waiting for them. Someone with an interesting tie to Metaknight. Someone with a tie to metaknight so shocking, horrible, scandalous, and embarrassing on Metaknight's part, someone who- Suddenly, everyone on fanfiction.net turns around and yells, JUST GET ON WITH IT! YOU'VE BEEN YAPPIN' FOR THREE WHOLE LINES!!! So I prepare to go on. But anyway, his tie to metaknight is so utterly- this time, everyone reading the story ties me up, gags me with a tennis ball taped in the mouth, and hides me in a closet, leaving my stuffed King Dedede to tell the story.
***
Hi! I'm the previously mentioned stuffed King Dedede! On with the story! Anyway, Hidden in the woods, there was a little green kirby in the bushes who seemed to be really concentrated on his thoughts. Frankly, I think only ONE Kirby is enough and- (A reader is standing behind him with a baseball bat) Ahem, to get on with it, The kid was sitting there, thinking deeply about something, unlike the little pink pansy I hate so much and- Don't hit me! I'll stop! He was a little green kirby with black feet and cheeks, and a black bandanna on his head. The kid looks up with his HUGE hazel eyes and says, "Daddy's in the forest! and off the kid went.
***
Back at the camp, everyone was sleeping. It was all quiet, until Tiff heard the bushes rustle. She sat up. as she went outside, everyone else did too. Suddenly.... The little green kirby came out of the bushes. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sh*t..." said Metaknight.
Stuffed King Dedede: So did you like it? I think I told it well if I do say so myself! Stick around for the next chapter!
