Chapter 4: Pokemon Section Continues
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Metaknight looked like someone had just shot him. The little green Kirby was standing there smiling at them. My living counterpart, King Dedede, clapped his hand over his eyes and sank to the ground. "Just what I need. Another marshmallow thingy. Ni-Kaabi laughed. "He looks like Kirby! Only he's green!" Tiff looked at it funny and said, "It acts as if it knows us." Tuff noticed that THIS puffball had actual hands instead of paws. Just like Metaknight. Escargoon beckoned to it. "Hey, kid! What're you doing alone in the forest? It's dangerous!" "I'm here to find Daddy!" It said in a high- pitched voice. "Daddy?" said Kirby. "Who do you mean?" said Miruku, casting a slight glance at Kirby. "Him!" said the LGK pointing at Metaknight. "Ummmmm.... Been a while, hasn't it? said MK. King Dedede turned to his knight. "Is there something you haven't told me?" B.C. Looked at him. "Yep. Somethin' big, Triple D." Metaknight looked reall y embarrassed and had to explain.
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Flashback: Metaknight is at a bar. He's clearly wasted and is hitting on a girl next to him. She likes it, so they leave the bar together, go to the star warriors' camp, into metaknight's tent, close the flap, turn out the light and...
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At this part, Metaknight trailed off and said, I'd better not tell that part. B.C. Spoke up, "You mean the part where you get freaky in the tent?" Metaknight ignored her and continued his story.
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shows Metaknight talking to the girl. She now has the green kirby with her, just a baby and Metaknight explains how the troops are moving on and he has to leave. He kisses her before he goes.
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Metaknight couldn't look up. He ended with, "I was gonna marry her, but after that, I never saw her again. King Dedede had one eyebrow raised. "THIS is a side of you I've never seen before. I kinda expected you to have had a wife back at home. I'm gonna go take a bath in the pond." King Dedede stalked off into the trees. They all sat down to wait for him. Hoshi was sitting there, crumpling paper into little balls and putting them aside. "What Hoshi doing?" said Buu. "I'm doing origami! This one's a ball! And so is that one, and that one... "Buu wanna do it too!" said Buu, and he sits down and begins to crumple the paper. Tiff was sitting there with a bunch of little voodoo dolls of people she knew. They heard her yell, "WHAT IN THE BLUE F--- WAS THAT?!?!?!" Tuff looked at her as everybody gasped. "What're ya doin', Tiff?" Tiff smiled. "I'm acting out "The Green Mile" with people I know! Escargoon just went to the chair!" Escargoon got a look. Tuff shook his head and muttered the word "Dumb*ss" Tiff grabbed him by the pants, whipped him around, and gave him a vicious wedgie so bad that it made him look like his pants were specially made to have a butt crack. "Sorry..." said Tuff. There was a rustle in the bushes. Once again, Tiff went all Jackie Chan on it, kicking it hard in the netherregions. Then they saw who it was. King Dedede was standing there naked, and Tiff had just kicked him squarely in the place where the sun doesn't shine. "Do you have any clothes, Escargoon?" he said, in a voice so high that if it were any higher, only dogs could hear it. Ni-Kaabi got mad. "You hurt my dad!!" He said, and he switched to water ability and hit Tiff with a water ball. Meanwhile, Escargoon had gotten King Dedede the only thing that would fit him besides his coat, which had been stolen down at the pond. It was a Hawaiian shirt that was yellow with purple palm trees on it. Escargoon beckoned to Miruku. "C'mere, kid, I wanna teach you how to mix potions. When Ni-Kaabi takes his dad's place, you gotta know how to be a top-notch flunky. He led Miruku to where he was mixing potions. He points out two potions, a red one and a blue one. Now even I know that something bad will come out of this innocent child's encounter with my stupid- (That kid is still standung behind him with the baseball bat.)... Anyway, Escargoon showed the kid the two potions and said, "Okay, first of all, you NEVER wanna mix these two potions right here. They will cause a white foam to come bubbling out of the test tube, and cause you to laugh insanely due to the fact that it tickles skin.This gave Miruku an idea. After the lesson was over, they went to lunch, with Miruku toting both potions.....
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That night at dinner, They were all eating their hotdogs by the fire. Ni- Kaabi bit into his... then began to laugh insanely and foam at the mouth. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HE HAS RABIES!!!" yelled Tiff. They all jumped and ran, trying to get away from the "rabid" penguin.In the confusion, King Dedede snapped the tentpoles in someone's tent, Kirby accidentally set a sleeping bag on fire when he tipped over a lantern, Tiff and Tuff trampled all of their hotdogs, Hoshi started singing about it, Miruku was trying not to laugh, MK broke his sword trying to get away, Buu wet himself, The little green kirby, who had no name, was crying, B.C. Burned a few people, and Escargoon almost fell into the campfire.... until he remembered to potions. "Hold it!" he said. Calmly, he went an got Ni-Kaabi a glass of water. "Okay, swish with this, but don't swallow." he said. Ni-Kaabi did, and he quit foaming. Escargoon walked over to Miruku and began to yell at him. "I HOPE YOU HAD FUN, CUZ NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE SAME PRICE AS YOUR FRIEND!!!!!" And with that, Escargoon put the bottle in his mouth and held it shut. "COME ON, DRINK IT!!! YOU DESERVE THIS, YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!" Miruku continued to struggle. "IT WON'T KILL YOU TO SWALLOW, SO DRINK UP, YOU LITTLE INGRATE!!!" Miruku finally was forced to drink the entire bottle. Instantly, he began to POUR foam, as if he's eaten an entire box of baking soda. Escargoon smiled. "THAT'S why I told Ni-KKaabi not to swallow. When this stuff reacts to stomach acid, it foams up like mad." After about 30 minutes of this, Escargoon turned to King Dedede and asked, "Do you think he's learned his lesson?" King Dedede smiled slyly. "Yep, I'm pretty sure he won't try THAT again." So Escargoon gave him the antidote. They all continued to talk around the campfire, when they heard Hoshi still singing about Ni-Kaabi:
Rabies scare! Be aware, Foamy, foamy, drool with air! Rabies is a fun hobby! He was a half-baked penguin named Ni-Kaabi! Rabies scare! Be aware, Foamy, foamy, drool with-
King Dedede threw his hammer at her. "Cool it, Hoshi! The kid's suffered enough for one night without being made fun of." Metaknight heard the mexican hat dance being played. "Ooh!! I love this song!" he said. And the mexican starwarrior began to do the mexican hat dance around a hat he'd drawn in the dirt. So he was dancing around, going, "Da da da da da da da da-da! Da da da da da da da da-da! Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da!" while everyone watched him. Suddenly, MK did something no one expected. "Da da- BURP!!!!" Ni-Kaabi laughed. "I can do a better one! BURRRP!!!!" Tuff put in his own two bits. "burp!" Tiff scoffed. "Puny! BWORP! Miruku spoke up. "That is the most disgusti- BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPP!!!" Ni-Kaabi laughed. "Miruku wins! he said. Miruku looked smug and said, "Well, it is fun." Meanwhile, Metaknight was wearing his dress again. He had just repaired his broken sword. the star warrior waved it around and cut the air.... plus the straps on his dress, so that he was naked in front of everyone. King Dedede once again lost all control right there. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed so hard that a whole flock of pidgey flew away. MK got mad. "Take this!!!" he said, and rushed at King Dedede with the blade of his sword. King Dedede moved, but MK just kept going. He noticed Ni-Kaabi in his way. Before he could stop, he felt his blade sink into Ni-Kaabi's soft stomach. Ni-Kaabi felt the wound, looked at the blood, then began to wail, as if he just had a scraped knee. King Dedede was frantic. "HOLY CRAP, WHERE'S MIRUKU?!?!?!" MK was trying to apologize to the penguin chick, who continued to wail loudly. The way he was crying, you'd think it was just a scraped knee. So when Miruku heard Ni-Kaabi crying, he took his time, thinking that Ni-Kaabi just had a minor injury. But when he saw the bright red stain on that sash thingy like King Dedede wears, he went right to work. Since this wound was worse than a stomachache, it took about three minutes to heal it. MK was so guilty over stabbing a kid, that it took all night for Kirby to convince him that it was okay. aqnd King Dedede screaming at him that he "could've killed the boy" didn't help. Ni-Kaabi was okay after he healed. He even played a little bit with the little green kirby. That's when Kirby thought of something. "Hey! Metaknight! If that kid's gonna come with us, he needs a name! Buu put in his two cents worth. "Buu like 'Buu Junior!'" "Nope." said MK Buu pouted. Kirby thought. "How about 'MetaKid?'" MK REALLY didn't like that one. King Dedede thought for a moment. "It has to start with 'K'" he said. "That I agree with." said MK. "Kirk"? said Escargoon. "Nuh uh." said MK. "Krackpot?" said Hoshi. "No way." "Kelly?" said Miruku. "He's a boy!" "Krazy?" said Tiff. "NO!" "Krap?" said Tuff. "FOR THE LAST TIME, NO VULGAR WORDS!" Ni-Kaabi thought. "Hey! since baby kirby's always say, 'Puyo' and his name needs to start with a 'K'..... 'Kuyo!'" MK started to protest. Ni-Kaabi saw this, crossed his arms and said, "I'll cry!" So MK said, "Okay, okay, Kuyo it is! They were all thinking of something to do. "I know!" said Kirby. "We can play a new version of Pinata! One person holds the candy, while the others beat him with sticks until he forfeits it!" King Dedede raised one eyebrow. "And who was gonna hold the candy?" Kirby shuffled his feet. "Welllll....... I kinda figured you could...." King Dedede raised his eyebrow as high as it would go. "Uh huh. I pretty much figured I'd come off as the pinata in this game. The last time we were all together like this, we played 'Pin the tail on the heaviest person' and guess who that was? Plus you lied to me about using tape. Those thumbtacks f------ hurt!" Tiff thought for a moment. Why don't we dance? "Ooh! ooh! I can hula!" said Hoshi. She began to do a funny dance that looked more like something on a rap video than hula. "I know hula is really telling a story with your hands, but what's that?" said B.C. Hoshi laughed. "I'm acting out 'Scary Movie'" "That explains all the vulgar and violent movements" said Tuff. Buu piped up. "Buu know how to dirty dance!" and with that, Buu began to do a vulgar dance. King Dedede just had to ask. "Where did you learn that?" Buu stopped. "Buu learn dance from girl at club where Hercule go!" King Dedede got a look like this: -_-; MK just had to make the situation even worse. "I liked the hula better, and even that wasn't that go- Hoshi sprang on him and tied him up with her bow. She stood back to admire her handiwork. "Nope." she said, "It doesn't look good on you at all. Give it back." and with that, Hoshi untied him and put her bow back on. "Why don't we each tell a secret about ourselves?" said Escargoon. "I'll start. Did anyone here know that I have flukes?" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!" everyone said. (A/N: Flukes are a parasite found in snails.) King Dedede went next. "I once locked myself out of the castle wearing nothing but my hat." Everyone busted out laughing. Kirby confessed, I once set myself on fire to imitate something I saw on "Jack*ss" Hoshi was next to narc on herself. "I'm possessed by the ghosts of Chris Farley, Elvis Presley, and Mae West." Ni- Kaabi spoke up. "I can break my tail off and grow a new one instantly." Tuff went next. "I play strip poker with three other cappies every Thursday." B.C.: "I once fried a programmer of fanfiction.net." Tiff: "I- What was that?" They all looked into the bushes.... and there was a charizard standing there. It gave a roar and charged at them.
End of chapter 4
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Metaknight looked like someone had just shot him. The little green Kirby was standing there smiling at them. My living counterpart, King Dedede, clapped his hand over his eyes and sank to the ground. "Just what I need. Another marshmallow thingy. Ni-Kaabi laughed. "He looks like Kirby! Only he's green!" Tiff looked at it funny and said, "It acts as if it knows us." Tuff noticed that THIS puffball had actual hands instead of paws. Just like Metaknight. Escargoon beckoned to it. "Hey, kid! What're you doing alone in the forest? It's dangerous!" "I'm here to find Daddy!" It said in a high- pitched voice. "Daddy?" said Kirby. "Who do you mean?" said Miruku, casting a slight glance at Kirby. "Him!" said the LGK pointing at Metaknight. "Ummmmm.... Been a while, hasn't it? said MK. King Dedede turned to his knight. "Is there something you haven't told me?" B.C. Looked at him. "Yep. Somethin' big, Triple D." Metaknight looked reall y embarrassed and had to explain.
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Flashback: Metaknight is at a bar. He's clearly wasted and is hitting on a girl next to him. She likes it, so they leave the bar together, go to the star warriors' camp, into metaknight's tent, close the flap, turn out the light and...
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At this part, Metaknight trailed off and said, I'd better not tell that part. B.C. Spoke up, "You mean the part where you get freaky in the tent?" Metaknight ignored her and continued his story.
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shows Metaknight talking to the girl. She now has the green kirby with her, just a baby and Metaknight explains how the troops are moving on and he has to leave. He kisses her before he goes.
***
Metaknight couldn't look up. He ended with, "I was gonna marry her, but after that, I never saw her again. King Dedede had one eyebrow raised. "THIS is a side of you I've never seen before. I kinda expected you to have had a wife back at home. I'm gonna go take a bath in the pond." King Dedede stalked off into the trees. They all sat down to wait for him. Hoshi was sitting there, crumpling paper into little balls and putting them aside. "What Hoshi doing?" said Buu. "I'm doing origami! This one's a ball! And so is that one, and that one... "Buu wanna do it too!" said Buu, and he sits down and begins to crumple the paper. Tiff was sitting there with a bunch of little voodoo dolls of people she knew. They heard her yell, "WHAT IN THE BLUE F--- WAS THAT?!?!?!" Tuff looked at her as everybody gasped. "What're ya doin', Tiff?" Tiff smiled. "I'm acting out "The Green Mile" with people I know! Escargoon just went to the chair!" Escargoon got a look. Tuff shook his head and muttered the word "Dumb*ss" Tiff grabbed him by the pants, whipped him around, and gave him a vicious wedgie so bad that it made him look like his pants were specially made to have a butt crack. "Sorry..." said Tuff. There was a rustle in the bushes. Once again, Tiff went all Jackie Chan on it, kicking it hard in the netherregions. Then they saw who it was. King Dedede was standing there naked, and Tiff had just kicked him squarely in the place where the sun doesn't shine. "Do you have any clothes, Escargoon?" he said, in a voice so high that if it were any higher, only dogs could hear it. Ni-Kaabi got mad. "You hurt my dad!!" He said, and he switched to water ability and hit Tiff with a water ball. Meanwhile, Escargoon had gotten King Dedede the only thing that would fit him besides his coat, which had been stolen down at the pond. It was a Hawaiian shirt that was yellow with purple palm trees on it. Escargoon beckoned to Miruku. "C'mere, kid, I wanna teach you how to mix potions. When Ni-Kaabi takes his dad's place, you gotta know how to be a top-notch flunky. He led Miruku to where he was mixing potions. He points out two potions, a red one and a blue one. Now even I know that something bad will come out of this innocent child's encounter with my stupid- (That kid is still standung behind him with the baseball bat.)... Anyway, Escargoon showed the kid the two potions and said, "Okay, first of all, you NEVER wanna mix these two potions right here. They will cause a white foam to come bubbling out of the test tube, and cause you to laugh insanely due to the fact that it tickles skin.This gave Miruku an idea. After the lesson was over, they went to lunch, with Miruku toting both potions.....
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That night at dinner, They were all eating their hotdogs by the fire. Ni- Kaabi bit into his... then began to laugh insanely and foam at the mouth. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HE HAS RABIES!!!" yelled Tiff. They all jumped and ran, trying to get away from the "rabid" penguin.In the confusion, King Dedede snapped the tentpoles in someone's tent, Kirby accidentally set a sleeping bag on fire when he tipped over a lantern, Tiff and Tuff trampled all of their hotdogs, Hoshi started singing about it, Miruku was trying not to laugh, MK broke his sword trying to get away, Buu wet himself, The little green kirby, who had no name, was crying, B.C. Burned a few people, and Escargoon almost fell into the campfire.... until he remembered to potions. "Hold it!" he said. Calmly, he went an got Ni-Kaabi a glass of water. "Okay, swish with this, but don't swallow." he said. Ni-Kaabi did, and he quit foaming. Escargoon walked over to Miruku and began to yell at him. "I HOPE YOU HAD FUN, CUZ NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE SAME PRICE AS YOUR FRIEND!!!!!" And with that, Escargoon put the bottle in his mouth and held it shut. "COME ON, DRINK IT!!! YOU DESERVE THIS, YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!" Miruku continued to struggle. "IT WON'T KILL YOU TO SWALLOW, SO DRINK UP, YOU LITTLE INGRATE!!!" Miruku finally was forced to drink the entire bottle. Instantly, he began to POUR foam, as if he's eaten an entire box of baking soda. Escargoon smiled. "THAT'S why I told Ni-KKaabi not to swallow. When this stuff reacts to stomach acid, it foams up like mad." After about 30 minutes of this, Escargoon turned to King Dedede and asked, "Do you think he's learned his lesson?" King Dedede smiled slyly. "Yep, I'm pretty sure he won't try THAT again." So Escargoon gave him the antidote. They all continued to talk around the campfire, when they heard Hoshi still singing about Ni-Kaabi:
Rabies scare! Be aware, Foamy, foamy, drool with air! Rabies is a fun hobby! He was a half-baked penguin named Ni-Kaabi! Rabies scare! Be aware, Foamy, foamy, drool with-
King Dedede threw his hammer at her. "Cool it, Hoshi! The kid's suffered enough for one night without being made fun of." Metaknight heard the mexican hat dance being played. "Ooh!! I love this song!" he said. And the mexican starwarrior began to do the mexican hat dance around a hat he'd drawn in the dirt. So he was dancing around, going, "Da da da da da da da da-da! Da da da da da da da da-da! Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da!" while everyone watched him. Suddenly, MK did something no one expected. "Da da- BURP!!!!" Ni-Kaabi laughed. "I can do a better one! BURRRP!!!!" Tuff put in his own two bits. "burp!" Tiff scoffed. "Puny! BWORP! Miruku spoke up. "That is the most disgusti- BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPP!!!" Ni-Kaabi laughed. "Miruku wins! he said. Miruku looked smug and said, "Well, it is fun." Meanwhile, Metaknight was wearing his dress again. He had just repaired his broken sword. the star warrior waved it around and cut the air.... plus the straps on his dress, so that he was naked in front of everyone. King Dedede once again lost all control right there. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed so hard that a whole flock of pidgey flew away. MK got mad. "Take this!!!" he said, and rushed at King Dedede with the blade of his sword. King Dedede moved, but MK just kept going. He noticed Ni-Kaabi in his way. Before he could stop, he felt his blade sink into Ni-Kaabi's soft stomach. Ni-Kaabi felt the wound, looked at the blood, then began to wail, as if he just had a scraped knee. King Dedede was frantic. "HOLY CRAP, WHERE'S MIRUKU?!?!?!" MK was trying to apologize to the penguin chick, who continued to wail loudly. The way he was crying, you'd think it was just a scraped knee. So when Miruku heard Ni-Kaabi crying, he took his time, thinking that Ni-Kaabi just had a minor injury. But when he saw the bright red stain on that sash thingy like King Dedede wears, he went right to work. Since this wound was worse than a stomachache, it took about three minutes to heal it. MK was so guilty over stabbing a kid, that it took all night for Kirby to convince him that it was okay. aqnd King Dedede screaming at him that he "could've killed the boy" didn't help. Ni-Kaabi was okay after he healed. He even played a little bit with the little green kirby. That's when Kirby thought of something. "Hey! Metaknight! If that kid's gonna come with us, he needs a name! Buu put in his two cents worth. "Buu like 'Buu Junior!'" "Nope." said MK Buu pouted. Kirby thought. "How about 'MetaKid?'" MK REALLY didn't like that one. King Dedede thought for a moment. "It has to start with 'K'" he said. "That I agree with." said MK. "Kirk"? said Escargoon. "Nuh uh." said MK. "Krackpot?" said Hoshi. "No way." "Kelly?" said Miruku. "He's a boy!" "Krazy?" said Tiff. "NO!" "Krap?" said Tuff. "FOR THE LAST TIME, NO VULGAR WORDS!" Ni-Kaabi thought. "Hey! since baby kirby's always say, 'Puyo' and his name needs to start with a 'K'..... 'Kuyo!'" MK started to protest. Ni-Kaabi saw this, crossed his arms and said, "I'll cry!" So MK said, "Okay, okay, Kuyo it is! They were all thinking of something to do. "I know!" said Kirby. "We can play a new version of Pinata! One person holds the candy, while the others beat him with sticks until he forfeits it!" King Dedede raised one eyebrow. "And who was gonna hold the candy?" Kirby shuffled his feet. "Welllll....... I kinda figured you could...." King Dedede raised his eyebrow as high as it would go. "Uh huh. I pretty much figured I'd come off as the pinata in this game. The last time we were all together like this, we played 'Pin the tail on the heaviest person' and guess who that was? Plus you lied to me about using tape. Those thumbtacks f------ hurt!" Tiff thought for a moment. Why don't we dance? "Ooh! ooh! I can hula!" said Hoshi. She began to do a funny dance that looked more like something on a rap video than hula. "I know hula is really telling a story with your hands, but what's that?" said B.C. Hoshi laughed. "I'm acting out 'Scary Movie'" "That explains all the vulgar and violent movements" said Tuff. Buu piped up. "Buu know how to dirty dance!" and with that, Buu began to do a vulgar dance. King Dedede just had to ask. "Where did you learn that?" Buu stopped. "Buu learn dance from girl at club where Hercule go!" King Dedede got a look like this: -_-; MK just had to make the situation even worse. "I liked the hula better, and even that wasn't that go- Hoshi sprang on him and tied him up with her bow. She stood back to admire her handiwork. "Nope." she said, "It doesn't look good on you at all. Give it back." and with that, Hoshi untied him and put her bow back on. "Why don't we each tell a secret about ourselves?" said Escargoon. "I'll start. Did anyone here know that I have flukes?" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!" everyone said. (A/N: Flukes are a parasite found in snails.) King Dedede went next. "I once locked myself out of the castle wearing nothing but my hat." Everyone busted out laughing. Kirby confessed, I once set myself on fire to imitate something I saw on "Jack*ss" Hoshi was next to narc on herself. "I'm possessed by the ghosts of Chris Farley, Elvis Presley, and Mae West." Ni- Kaabi spoke up. "I can break my tail off and grow a new one instantly." Tuff went next. "I play strip poker with three other cappies every Thursday." B.C.: "I once fried a programmer of fanfiction.net." Tiff: "I- What was that?" They all looked into the bushes.... and there was a charizard standing there. It gave a roar and charged at them.
End of chapter 4
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