Chapter 5: Our heroes screamed and ran like hell. They were only concerned with getting out of there. Suddenly, B.C. turns around and speaks to the charizard. "Dad, I thought I told you not to scare my friends like that!" The charizard stopped and grinned. "Sorry, I just couldn't resist." "While you're here, you big dummy, you can tell us where the Donkey Kong section is. "We're already in it." Said Daddy Charizard. "Oh. Thank you!" and off they went.

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Our heroes walked through the jungle at a pace slow enough to put Escargoon's mama to shame. "Be careful!" said Kirby, "If we step on a snake we could get-" They heard a loud slap, and King Dedede hit the ground. "- slapped. That was an Amazonian Fighting Snake. They aren't poisonous, but they will give you a nasty slap in the face." King Dedede rubbed the swollen red mark on his face. "Methinks the writer may be going a little bit loco." They continued to walk and walk until they saw a little gorilla in a hat. He was fighting another gorilla with little pigtails. King Dedede couldn't resist cracking one of his famous bad puns. "Ooh, look! Gorillla warfare." You could almost hear the drum thingy. The two gorillas turned around and looked at him. The one in the hat said, "Hey, Cindy? Aren't blue penguins native to the Kirby section?" "I think so, Diddy" said Cindy Kong. "Then what the hell is he doing here?" Suddenly, Buu steps forward. "He and his friends taking Buu back to Dragonball Z section." Diddy Kong looked at him funny, "And I thought your kind was native to the DBZ Section! Tiff did the talking, "Can you lead us to the Anime subsection? we're lost." Diddy Kong nodded. "I can, but you'd better set up camp for the night. It gets dangerous in the jungle at night." So our heroes set up camp in the clearing nearest to them. They were swapping stories and eating their snacks, when Ni-Kaabi suddenly said, "Dad, I heard a noise." King Dedede went out to investigate. "Whatever it is, it's gone now." He came back and sat back down...... right in a moldy banana. The whole clearing exploded in laughter. King Dedede blushed bright red and glared at his son, who began to yall, "Kirby did it, Kirby did it!" So King Dedede whips out his mallet and chases after Kirby as fast as he can. Kirby was dodging various things strung around the camp, while King Dedede just bulldozed over them.The chase finally ended when King Dedede tripped over a tree root and broke his wrist. "GAAAAAAAAAAH! SONOFA-" Watch your mouth young man! said Hoshi. Tuff looked at King Dedede's swollen purple wrist. "It looks pretty bad." he said, "We'd better set the bone and wrap it fast before the nerves come out of shock and it starts to hurt again." Metaknight turned to Diddy Kong, "Do you know where there's a doctor around here?" Cindy told him. "There's a doctor just outside the jungle. Just keep going west." Metaknight turned to the party, "Kirby, Ni-Kaabi, Kuyo, and Buu, come with me. B.C., Hoshi, Tiff, Tuff, Miruku and Escargoon, stay here and make sure he doesn't try to move it." And the five set off to find the doctor.

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Our heroes were in the forest looking for the path. They were following Cindy's directions, and were making great progress. Metaknight was leading, Buu and Ni-Kaabi flanked Kuyo, and Kirby hung back. Mk was looking around for some kind of path, but he knew that it would be more overgrown than Austin Power's chest hair. Ni-Kaabi looked around. "Is there anything to eat?" he said. Buu took up the call. "Buu hungry too!" Kuyo and Kirby started up too. MK got mad. "Shut the f*** up! King Dedede is hurt, and all you guys care about is when we're gonna eat!" So they walked on through the woods. They soon came to an overgrown path. MK smiled under his mask. "We found it! and they walked on. The jungle was full of sounds. A monkey screeched, a jaguar killed a guy, someone farted. The party continued on through the forest, trying not to bring up the fact that whoever farted smelled like a dead clown. Kirby thought he heard something behind him. He turned around and saw a HUGE gorilla with a tie looking at them.....

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Meanwhile, back at the campsite, King Dedede's nerves had gone out of shock and the wrist was the size of a grapefruit, purple, and very painful. The large penguin winced as Tiff tried to make sure that there were no blood clots. "We need to keep his circulation going." said Tiff, "If the blood clots, he could lose his hand." King Dedede had his eyes squeezed shut. "I wish they would hurry and get back. It feels like I have one giant water balloon for a wrist." Tiff got an idea. "If we had some leeches, we could keep his circulation going and keep him from losing his hand to a blood clot." King Dedede shuddered. "Is that the only way? I don't like the idea of one of those slimy little boogerballs on my wrist." Hoshi grinned. "If you do lose your hand, I can have it stuffed and mounted." King Dedede got a look. "I'll take the leeches." Tiff turned to Escargoon. "Go get some leeches from one of the mudholes. They won't bite you because I don't think they like snail blood." Escargoon slid off into the trees. Tiff turned to King Dedede. "I'll have to set that bone the right way." she grabbed his wrist, tied a bandanna around his beak, and stuck a thick stick in his mouth. "Now, If you want to scream, bite down on the stick as hard as you can." King Dedede nodded, but he looked really scared. Tiff took his wrist in both hands and began to twist it around. King Dedede was biting the stick as hard as he could. Tiff heard a "pop" and then stopped. she pressed on the bone, then splinted it and wrapped it up. "There, that wasn't so bad, was it?" She untied King Dedede's beak and took the stick out. It was almost bitten through. King Dedede looked at her, "The only other time I ever felt pain like that was when I ate the bad clams at Chef Kawasaki's restaraunt. It was really painful that time, but at least it sped through my digestive tract at 300 MPH. Tiff looked back at Diddy and Cindy. "Do you think they're lost? Diddy smiled. "Not if they stayed on the path!" B.C. looked off into the trees, and saw Escargoon coming back. He looked really scared. "Tiff" he said, "There's a jaguar outside the camp!"

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Our party of heroes were ruinning through the jungle as fast as they possibly could, trying not to get caught by the hulking gorilla that was following them. They were tearing through the trees like food tears through Kirby if he has diarrhea. MK was yelling for some kind of sanity, and for the boys to stop running from it. "STOP RUNNING, STOP RUNNING!!! HE'S ONLY CHASING US BECAUSE WE'RE RUNNING FROM HIM, STOP FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!!" Everyone continued to run. MK was still yelling, Fat Buu was screaming as he flew, Ni-Kaabi was screaming for his dad, as was Kuyo, and Kirby was so scared, he'd reverted to yelling, "Poyo, Poyo!" The gorilla was yelling something. "YOO FER GOD YORE WALL ED!!!" "What is he saying?" said MK. "YOU FORGOT YOUR WALL ED!" "Whose Ed?" said Kirby. "YOU FORGOT YOUR WALLET!" Everyone screeched to a halt and checked their pockets. MK was missing his wallet. The giant ape gave him his wallet. "Thanks." said MK, "What's your name?" "Donkey Kong." said the ape. MK turned to him and asked, "Could you lead us to the doctor?" Donkey Kong nodded. "I know the way." and off they went.

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Meanwhile, back at the camp, Tiff was helping King Dedede up. "Run to the tent, but don't move that wrist. We'll hold off the big kitty." King Dedede, for once in his life, did as he was told. The rest of them were watching the big cat decide who to eat first. Tiff got a thought. "He'll pick the fattest person! If he already saw King Dedede, he's doomed because he must look like a giant slab of meat to that jaguar!" She yelled to King Dedede, "Don't run! he'll chase you! stay in the tent!" Tiff turned to the others. "Stay together, he knows he can't take all of us at once. The jaguar pounced......... right over them and headed for King Dedede's tent. Everyone screamed, realizing that if he was gone, they'd have no protection. suddenly, a giant ape with a tie snatched the cat out of the air and broke its neck. King Dedede came out of the tent, where the doctor met him, and was able to get a cast on the wrist. Donkey Kong turned to the group. "Tomorrow, I'll escort you out of the jungle. I'll take you as far as the Hamtaro section. Everyone bid each other good night and went to sleep.

Unbeknownst to them, they were being watched.

End Chapter 5

King Dedede 114: Okay, I finally got out of the chair! I need one more charactar, and If it's okay with Tora, I'd like to use Esolie.