Chapter 7
Esolie belongs to Tora. She's not mine.
King Dedede lay in his tent cradling his broken wrist like it was a baby. He was beginning to wonder about who sent him the letter. Little did he know she was closer than he thought....
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Outside, Kirby was talking to Hoshi. "The truth is, I don't think we're right for each other. I mean, you're insane, I'm normal, you like grape jelly, I like peach, you're back to front, I'm front to back, and you're Jerry, I'm Tom." Hoshi sighed. "That's a relief." "What do you mean, that's a relief?!" said Kirby. Hoshi began to explain. "The truth is, I was already after King Dedede, so I used you to make him jealous. It didn't work, so I only followed you out here because I was gonna dump YOU." Kirby smiled sheepishly "That's okay, because all this time I had a crush on somebody else. Someone who won't scare me in our room with a chainsaw at three in the morning after I watch "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" the night before." Hoshi looked interested. "Ooh. who is it?" Kirby looked around the clearing to make sure nobody was up. His crush wasn't too surprising, it was very predictable, and completely understandable, but kindf of sick since his crush was 4 years older than he was. Kirby leaned forward. "I think I have a crush on Tiff." Hoshi giggled. "Ooh! you know who Tuff has a crush on? That little cappy slut who's always wearing the really short mini skirts that go up to the bottom of her butt, and the thong underwear not thicker than a piece of yarn in the back. That's not all, I hear she's like the first motorcycle in cappy town." "What do you mean?" said Kirby "Everyone's had a ride on her!!!" Hoshi held back the forceful gales of laughter that threatened to burn her beak off due to the force if she let them go. then she managed to gain control. "Rumor has it she was mixing hard liquor at the tavern when she was only five!" Kirby laughed. "Ooh, ooh! Did you know Escargoon has a giiiiiiiiiiiirlfriend? I saw him writing to her on his computer! Her name is Esolie and they were childhood friends!" Kirby giggled. "Oh, and Mabel, Chef Kawasaki, and the mayor are all in a love triangle!" They bot began to laugh like little girls until the both of them calmed down. "So how are you going to approach Tiff?" said Hoshi. "I'm not sure. I might not even do it." Kirby said sheepishly. He brightened. "How are YOU gonna approach King Dedede? Hoshi grinned slyly. "Watch."
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King Dedede, in the meantime, was trying to ignore the little pains in his wrist. That's when he saw the tent flap open. Hoshi was holding a glass of tea. "Hello, King Dedede. Are you thirsty?" The way Hoshi looked at him clearly said that she had intentions other than giving him the glass of tea, and he was pretty sure he knew what they were. she helped him up and handed him the glass. King Dedede drank it. It didn't taste poisoned, but he had been really thirsty. Maybe it was gratitude, maybe it was delerium, since he really had to pee and couldn't get up, but hoshi looked really, REALLY attractive right there. Hoshi continued to look at him in that odd way. Then she struck, and the two of them spent the next four hours kissing like two insane guppies.
***
When Hoshi came out, Kirby wanted to know just what was in that tea. "Whatever that was, It had to be pretty powerful!" Hoshi grinned. "There was nothing in that tea." "Then how did you do it?" said Kirby. "You know how they say the best way to a guy's heart is his stomach? I knew that had to be especially true for him.
End Chapter 7
Esolie belongs to Tora. She's not mine.
King Dedede lay in his tent cradling his broken wrist like it was a baby. He was beginning to wonder about who sent him the letter. Little did he know she was closer than he thought....
***
Outside, Kirby was talking to Hoshi. "The truth is, I don't think we're right for each other. I mean, you're insane, I'm normal, you like grape jelly, I like peach, you're back to front, I'm front to back, and you're Jerry, I'm Tom." Hoshi sighed. "That's a relief." "What do you mean, that's a relief?!" said Kirby. Hoshi began to explain. "The truth is, I was already after King Dedede, so I used you to make him jealous. It didn't work, so I only followed you out here because I was gonna dump YOU." Kirby smiled sheepishly "That's okay, because all this time I had a crush on somebody else. Someone who won't scare me in our room with a chainsaw at three in the morning after I watch "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" the night before." Hoshi looked interested. "Ooh. who is it?" Kirby looked around the clearing to make sure nobody was up. His crush wasn't too surprising, it was very predictable, and completely understandable, but kindf of sick since his crush was 4 years older than he was. Kirby leaned forward. "I think I have a crush on Tiff." Hoshi giggled. "Ooh! you know who Tuff has a crush on? That little cappy slut who's always wearing the really short mini skirts that go up to the bottom of her butt, and the thong underwear not thicker than a piece of yarn in the back. That's not all, I hear she's like the first motorcycle in cappy town." "What do you mean?" said Kirby "Everyone's had a ride on her!!!" Hoshi held back the forceful gales of laughter that threatened to burn her beak off due to the force if she let them go. then she managed to gain control. "Rumor has it she was mixing hard liquor at the tavern when she was only five!" Kirby laughed. "Ooh, ooh! Did you know Escargoon has a giiiiiiiiiiiirlfriend? I saw him writing to her on his computer! Her name is Esolie and they were childhood friends!" Kirby giggled. "Oh, and Mabel, Chef Kawasaki, and the mayor are all in a love triangle!" They bot began to laugh like little girls until the both of them calmed down. "So how are you going to approach Tiff?" said Hoshi. "I'm not sure. I might not even do it." Kirby said sheepishly. He brightened. "How are YOU gonna approach King Dedede? Hoshi grinned slyly. "Watch."
***
King Dedede, in the meantime, was trying to ignore the little pains in his wrist. That's when he saw the tent flap open. Hoshi was holding a glass of tea. "Hello, King Dedede. Are you thirsty?" The way Hoshi looked at him clearly said that she had intentions other than giving him the glass of tea, and he was pretty sure he knew what they were. she helped him up and handed him the glass. King Dedede drank it. It didn't taste poisoned, but he had been really thirsty. Maybe it was gratitude, maybe it was delerium, since he really had to pee and couldn't get up, but hoshi looked really, REALLY attractive right there. Hoshi continued to look at him in that odd way. Then she struck, and the two of them spent the next four hours kissing like two insane guppies.
***
When Hoshi came out, Kirby wanted to know just what was in that tea. "Whatever that was, It had to be pretty powerful!" Hoshi grinned. "There was nothing in that tea." "Then how did you do it?" said Kirby. "You know how they say the best way to a guy's heart is his stomach? I knew that had to be especially true for him.
End Chapter 7
