Chapter 7: Lupin III section.
Author's note: I have just started watching Lupin III, so bear with me if I get something wrong. Also, I just found out that it's Tiny Kong, not Cindy Kong.
"Here you are." Said Tiny. "I'm sorry, but The author Isn't sure how to write you guys into the hamtaro section, so We had to take you to the Lupin III section." King Dedede gave a little nod. "Thank you. We'll be sure to thank you in some way." Kuyo grinned "I'll miss ya!" Everyone waved goodbye and began to make their way throught the Lupin III section. As they walked, Kirby got a thought. "Hey, where are we going to camp? There's no woods here!" "We could camp out in front of a video game store, I hear that a new Dragonball Z game is coming out." said Tuff. "No, Tuff!" said Tiff, "Then everyone would think we're a bunch of crazed fanboys!" Buu was thinking. Suddenly, MK said, "do you hear something?" "That's the least of our worries!" said BC Ni-Kaabi looked up the road. "There's a man coming up the road." No one heard him. Escargoon thought of something. "We could stay in the hospital overnight if one of us broke a leg." Everyone looked at King Dedede. "I am NOT breaking my leg." he said, "I already have a broken wrist! What are you trying to do? Turn me into a quadrepalegic? Buu corrected him. "It 'Parapelegic.' Quadrepalegic have all limbs no work, parapelegic have two limbs no work." Hoshi rolled her eyes. "WhatEVER!" Then she started to sing that song.
(Spoken) ~Oh, my god, Becky, look at her butt! It's like so big! She looks like one of those rock stars' girlfriends! Yeah, It's just out ther! (Sung) I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! And when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist And da round thing in your face you get-
King Dedede looked at her affectionately and said, "Hoshi, there's three young children out here. You shouldn't sing that." Tiff noticed that look. "Kirby, I thought she was dating you!" Kirby gave her the same look, and said, "We broke up. I've got eyes for someone else now." Tiff caught his drift, and batted her eyes at him. Hoshi stopped singing and patted Ni- Kaabi on the head. "I'm sorry, little guy, did I corrupt you?" Ni-Kaabi looked very uneasy. "No..." By now,everyone knew that something was amiss. MK said, under his breath, "I think the king is in love." Suddenly, ythey see a long-haired man in a kimono walking up the road. "Hi!" said Ni-Kaabi. The man didn't even look up. "Hey sir, can you tell us where a hotel is?" said Kirby, finally seeing the obvious. Still, the man didn't even look up. "That's pretty suspicious." said MK, "That man can't be deaf!" "How do you know?" said Kuyo. "Because he's wearing headphones, Kuyo." MK turned to the rest of them and said, "King Dedede, Kirby, Escargoon, and Buu come with me. Kuyo, Miruku, Hoshi, Tiff, BC, Tuff, and Ni-Kaabi stay here. We need to leave at least 5 people behind." "Why?" said Tiff. "In case we are killed." "Yeah? well how come no women get to come?" said BC. "Because, SOMEONE needs to take care of the kids if we are killed, and women are better at it. I'm even leaving Kuyo here in case that guy is a murderer." Everyone nodded and went their separate ways.
***
Tiff was at the hotel desk. "We need a room for seven people." she said. The hotel clerk looked at her. "We have the 'Family Suite'. It houses up to 10 people." Tuff took out her money. "We'll take that one, how much?" The clerk told her. "$399.99" Tiff's face fell. She only had $40. She was about to tell him to forget it, when a man in a red coat, black shirt, and jeans with short black hair walked up and put a credit card on the desk. He winked at Tiff. "I'll pay for her." The clerk took the card and told them where their room was. "The bellhop will pick up your bags." Before they left, Tiff Turned to the man. "I want to thank you for paying for our room." The man winked at her again. "Just call me 'Lupin' little lady. And don't mention it, I can take care of it." Tiff wanted to ask him something. "How are you able to afford that?" Lupin smiled at her. "Stolen credit card. I'm a con artist." Tiff was taken aback. "Then why did you help me?" Lupin grinned slyly and said, "Because I think you're cute." Tiff gave him a look. "Thanks, but I'm already attached." Lupin gave her the same look. "That's okay, so am I. I'm attracted to EVERY girl I see unless they are REAL dogs." Tiff waved. "Nice meeting you!" And they parted.
***
Meanwhile, MK, King Dedede, Kirby, Buu, and Escargoon were following the man in the kimono. he finally turned around. "Who the hell are you?" Kirby was first to talk. "I'm Kirby, and these are my friends Metaknight, King Dedede, Escargoon, and Majin Buu. Kimono man gave them a small smile. "My name is Goemon" Goemon turned and motioned back to the city. "I'm trying to outrun the police because I stole a box of hemmorhoid cream from a pharmacy for Jigen. "Who's Jigen?": said Escargoon. "He's my partner in crime, along with Lupin III. We travel the country, stealing things." Suddenly, they hear a siren. King Dedede smiled. "Thank goodness we're not in a ship. Otherwise we'd crash it on the rocks because of their beautiful music." Suddenly, In a puff of silvery pink and blue smoke, The author appears. "Not that kind of siren! I'm talking about the ones on a police car!" "Oh." said King Dedede. Then the police car appeared over the hill. "They need to replace it if it's that old." said Escargoon. I slapped my face. "NO!!! I MEAN IT APPEARED AS IT WAS DRIVING TO THE TOP!!!" Goemon looked mad. "Aw, sh*t! We gotta get outta here!" 'Why?" said King Dedede. "Just shut up and run! said Goemon. So they all ran, with the cop in hot pursuit.
***
Tiff and the rest of the girls and children had made their way to their room. "We're here! said Tiff. As they were unlocking the door, Tiff hears a familiar voice. "HEY, TIFF!" It was Lupin. Tiff waved to him. "Hi, Lupin!" Lupin unlocked the room next to them. "I had no idea your room was next to ours!" he said. "OURS?" said Tiff. "Yeah, two of my friends are staying with us! Goemon should be here in a minute, but Jigen is getting some snacks from the lobby." Suddenly, a man with a pointy, curvy beatrd walked up to him. "Hey, Jigen, how's your hemmorhoids doing?" Jigen looked embarrassed. While they were talking, Hoshi whispered to Tiff. "Whose the guy? I thought you were dating Kirby." "I am." said Tiff, "He's just the guy who paid for our room." As they went in, the three boys were having thoughts about this. "I think Hoshi is coming on to me." thought Ni-Kaabi. "I wonder if Tiff is a female player." thought Miruku." I wonder if Daddy is gonna bring me a present!" thought Kuyo. "Oh, man, oh, mam ,oh, man, I'm in a room with 2 women who aren't my sister! I'm surprised I'm not having the boner from hell!"
***
Goemon and the rest were riding in the back of the police car. They had been caught almost as soon as they were off the hill. King Dedede was worrying about how they were gonna know what happened to them, when he noticed that somebody was missing. "Hey, has anyone seen Buu?" Everyone looked around. No Buu. "Oh, please tell the girls what happened."
***
The girls, the kids, Lupin, and Jigen were all in one room, watching "Scary Movie." Tuff had two handprints on his face from when he tried to hit on Hoshi and BC. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. BC opened it and Buu came running in. "Buu's friends arrested!" he yelled, "And some guy named Goemon!" Lupin looked at Jigen, then turned to everyone else. "I have a plan."
End chapter 7
Author's note: I have just started watching Lupin III, so bear with me if I get something wrong. Also, I just found out that it's Tiny Kong, not Cindy Kong.
"Here you are." Said Tiny. "I'm sorry, but The author Isn't sure how to write you guys into the hamtaro section, so We had to take you to the Lupin III section." King Dedede gave a little nod. "Thank you. We'll be sure to thank you in some way." Kuyo grinned "I'll miss ya!" Everyone waved goodbye and began to make their way throught the Lupin III section. As they walked, Kirby got a thought. "Hey, where are we going to camp? There's no woods here!" "We could camp out in front of a video game store, I hear that a new Dragonball Z game is coming out." said Tuff. "No, Tuff!" said Tiff, "Then everyone would think we're a bunch of crazed fanboys!" Buu was thinking. Suddenly, MK said, "do you hear something?" "That's the least of our worries!" said BC Ni-Kaabi looked up the road. "There's a man coming up the road." No one heard him. Escargoon thought of something. "We could stay in the hospital overnight if one of us broke a leg." Everyone looked at King Dedede. "I am NOT breaking my leg." he said, "I already have a broken wrist! What are you trying to do? Turn me into a quadrepalegic? Buu corrected him. "It 'Parapelegic.' Quadrepalegic have all limbs no work, parapelegic have two limbs no work." Hoshi rolled her eyes. "WhatEVER!" Then she started to sing that song.
(Spoken) ~Oh, my god, Becky, look at her butt! It's like so big! She looks like one of those rock stars' girlfriends! Yeah, It's just out ther! (Sung) I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! And when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist And da round thing in your face you get-
King Dedede looked at her affectionately and said, "Hoshi, there's three young children out here. You shouldn't sing that." Tiff noticed that look. "Kirby, I thought she was dating you!" Kirby gave her the same look, and said, "We broke up. I've got eyes for someone else now." Tiff caught his drift, and batted her eyes at him. Hoshi stopped singing and patted Ni- Kaabi on the head. "I'm sorry, little guy, did I corrupt you?" Ni-Kaabi looked very uneasy. "No..." By now,everyone knew that something was amiss. MK said, under his breath, "I think the king is in love." Suddenly, ythey see a long-haired man in a kimono walking up the road. "Hi!" said Ni-Kaabi. The man didn't even look up. "Hey sir, can you tell us where a hotel is?" said Kirby, finally seeing the obvious. Still, the man didn't even look up. "That's pretty suspicious." said MK, "That man can't be deaf!" "How do you know?" said Kuyo. "Because he's wearing headphones, Kuyo." MK turned to the rest of them and said, "King Dedede, Kirby, Escargoon, and Buu come with me. Kuyo, Miruku, Hoshi, Tiff, BC, Tuff, and Ni-Kaabi stay here. We need to leave at least 5 people behind." "Why?" said Tiff. "In case we are killed." "Yeah? well how come no women get to come?" said BC. "Because, SOMEONE needs to take care of the kids if we are killed, and women are better at it. I'm even leaving Kuyo here in case that guy is a murderer." Everyone nodded and went their separate ways.
***
Tiff was at the hotel desk. "We need a room for seven people." she said. The hotel clerk looked at her. "We have the 'Family Suite'. It houses up to 10 people." Tuff took out her money. "We'll take that one, how much?" The clerk told her. "$399.99" Tiff's face fell. She only had $40. She was about to tell him to forget it, when a man in a red coat, black shirt, and jeans with short black hair walked up and put a credit card on the desk. He winked at Tiff. "I'll pay for her." The clerk took the card and told them where their room was. "The bellhop will pick up your bags." Before they left, Tiff Turned to the man. "I want to thank you for paying for our room." The man winked at her again. "Just call me 'Lupin' little lady. And don't mention it, I can take care of it." Tiff wanted to ask him something. "How are you able to afford that?" Lupin smiled at her. "Stolen credit card. I'm a con artist." Tiff was taken aback. "Then why did you help me?" Lupin grinned slyly and said, "Because I think you're cute." Tiff gave him a look. "Thanks, but I'm already attached." Lupin gave her the same look. "That's okay, so am I. I'm attracted to EVERY girl I see unless they are REAL dogs." Tiff waved. "Nice meeting you!" And they parted.
***
Meanwhile, MK, King Dedede, Kirby, Buu, and Escargoon were following the man in the kimono. he finally turned around. "Who the hell are you?" Kirby was first to talk. "I'm Kirby, and these are my friends Metaknight, King Dedede, Escargoon, and Majin Buu. Kimono man gave them a small smile. "My name is Goemon" Goemon turned and motioned back to the city. "I'm trying to outrun the police because I stole a box of hemmorhoid cream from a pharmacy for Jigen. "Who's Jigen?": said Escargoon. "He's my partner in crime, along with Lupin III. We travel the country, stealing things." Suddenly, they hear a siren. King Dedede smiled. "Thank goodness we're not in a ship. Otherwise we'd crash it on the rocks because of their beautiful music." Suddenly, In a puff of silvery pink and blue smoke, The author appears. "Not that kind of siren! I'm talking about the ones on a police car!" "Oh." said King Dedede. Then the police car appeared over the hill. "They need to replace it if it's that old." said Escargoon. I slapped my face. "NO!!! I MEAN IT APPEARED AS IT WAS DRIVING TO THE TOP!!!" Goemon looked mad. "Aw, sh*t! We gotta get outta here!" 'Why?" said King Dedede. "Just shut up and run! said Goemon. So they all ran, with the cop in hot pursuit.
***
Tiff and the rest of the girls and children had made their way to their room. "We're here! said Tiff. As they were unlocking the door, Tiff hears a familiar voice. "HEY, TIFF!" It was Lupin. Tiff waved to him. "Hi, Lupin!" Lupin unlocked the room next to them. "I had no idea your room was next to ours!" he said. "OURS?" said Tiff. "Yeah, two of my friends are staying with us! Goemon should be here in a minute, but Jigen is getting some snacks from the lobby." Suddenly, a man with a pointy, curvy beatrd walked up to him. "Hey, Jigen, how's your hemmorhoids doing?" Jigen looked embarrassed. While they were talking, Hoshi whispered to Tiff. "Whose the guy? I thought you were dating Kirby." "I am." said Tiff, "He's just the guy who paid for our room." As they went in, the three boys were having thoughts about this. "I think Hoshi is coming on to me." thought Ni-Kaabi. "I wonder if Tiff is a female player." thought Miruku." I wonder if Daddy is gonna bring me a present!" thought Kuyo. "Oh, man, oh, mam ,oh, man, I'm in a room with 2 women who aren't my sister! I'm surprised I'm not having the boner from hell!"
***
Goemon and the rest were riding in the back of the police car. They had been caught almost as soon as they were off the hill. King Dedede was worrying about how they were gonna know what happened to them, when he noticed that somebody was missing. "Hey, has anyone seen Buu?" Everyone looked around. No Buu. "Oh, please tell the girls what happened."
***
The girls, the kids, Lupin, and Jigen were all in one room, watching "Scary Movie." Tuff had two handprints on his face from when he tried to hit on Hoshi and BC. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. BC opened it and Buu came running in. "Buu's friends arrested!" he yelled, "And some guy named Goemon!" Lupin looked at Jigen, then turned to everyone else. "I have a plan."
End chapter 7
