Chapter 8: Lupin III section, part 2
"Here's the plan" said Lupin, "We go down to the prison, okay? Ni-Kaabi can get into a fight, get sick and start moaning-" Wait!" said Tiff, "How did you know Ni-Kaabi gets sick after a hard fight?" Lupin grinned. "The author implanted the knowledge in my head to save time." Tiff looked amazaed. "I didn't know King-Dedede114 had powers!" Ni-Kaabi told her different. "She doesn't, if you're the author of a fanfic, you have the power to abuse, enlighten, and injure all the charactars you write about." Suddenly, in a cloud of silvery pink and blue smoke, I appeared again. "You rotten little brat! I would kill you off if you weren't in all my Kirby fics!" Ni-Kaabi stuck his tongue out at me. "Yeah, so what are YOU gonna do about it?" I fired an electricity ball at him, shocking him into a hazy stupor, then turned to my charactars. "Let this be a lesson to all of you! ALL WHO OPPOSE KING-DEDEDE114, LORD OF THE COMICS, MUST DIE!!! AH- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Insert lighning bolt and clap of thunder here.) And in another burst of silvery pink and blue smoke, I disappeared. Lupin blinked twice. There was an embarrassing pause, then he continued. "The guards will all see how bad he is and call 911. at the same time, Tiff will pretend to be a prison nurse, and bring King Dedede some aspirin with a message of what he is to do to make the plan work. Outside, we will send B.C. in with a bobby pin, to pick the lock, inside disguised as a prison guard. There will only be one man working the desk, and we can take care of him by having Hoshi knock him out from behind after coming in and pretending to be a janitor. After they get out, the alarm will not sound, since the door was unlocked and not kicked in. Tuff will come in with prison guard uniforms in a doctor bag, pretending to be a doctor, and will tell anyone who asks that he needs to see a patient due to an emergency situation, and leave, while King Dedede and the others put on the uniforms. They will all wait until the fire alarm, pulled by Kuyo, goes off. Once outside, buu will temporarily turn them all into candy, while the captives will escape out the back way." "What if the guards come to get the prisoners?" said Tiff. Lupin winked at her. "We'll be in the back halls by then. Miruku will be posing as a janitor, and will have already dragged the KO'ed guard into the soundproof restaint room and locked him in. He will tell them that the bathroom-bound guard has already ushered them out, leaving us open to escape." "Won't they notice Kirby and the others don't work here?" asked B.C.. "Lupin smiled at her. "This prison is so big, that not one of the guards knows every guard. as long as they scatter and slip out at different ways, then meet at the appointed place, then our plan will go perfectly." "Where's the appointed place?" said Tuff. "That alley behind the doughnut shop across the street." he looked at the clock. "We'll put our plan into action at noon.
***
It was 11:59 in the prison. Goemon and the Kirby gang were sitting in the cell, moping. The prison guards were talking among themselves, and since only King Dedede and the rest were pending trial, they were the only ones on this block. The clock on the desk beeped the arrival of lunch, and there was a knock on the door. A man stepped in and called to the guards. "I need you all to come here, we have a kid whoi might've been the victim of medical malpractice." "How do you know?" said one guard. "I've never seen an illness like this." said the man. He pointed to the man at the desk. "McCallister, you stay here." and off the guards went.
***
King Dedede knew that something was going down. Even a malpractice case had known symptoms.....
***
A blonde girl in a nurses uniform walked in. "I've got aspirin for a mister Dedede." The guard looked at her. "I didn't approve that!" She thought for a split second. "He needs it for his heart, he has heart disease." And she was waved on down to the cell.
***
King Dedede almost shouted when he saw Tiff come in. She opened the bottle and handed the note to him. "Don't let the guard see this! eat it after you've read it." After she was gone, he read the note.
King Dedede! at 12:10, Hoshi and B.C. will come in. After Hoshi knocks the
guard out,
B.C. will unlock the cell. Stay inside with the door closed until Tuff
comes in and hands you the prison uniforms in his doctor bag. When you hear the fire alarm,
stay inside until you hear all the guys quit yelling. Then run out the back, into the
alley behind the
doungnut shop. Ni-Kaabi will join us 5 minutes after we arrive.
King Dedede Memorized the plan, then whispered it to everyone before eating the note.
***
A janitor walked into the block, holding a mop. "I gotta clean up the floor" she said. As she was mopping, a prison guard walked in and began to talk to the guard behind the desk. She had charmed him into carelessnesss, so he didn't notice the janitor beind him with a large hammer. "Listen," he said to the female guard. "If you're not-" *CRACK!* Hoshi had whacked him over the head with her hammer, so hard that he'd be out for at least 6 hours.
***
Tuff came running in and handed them the prison uniforms. he was loitering around, when King Dedede asked him, "What are you doing?" Tuff looked around. "Takin' in the scenery." King Dedede looked at him and cocked his head. "Don't you think you need to get out now?" Tuff leaned back. "All in good time." There was a three minute pause. King Dedede was getting irritated. "Tuff?" "Yes?" "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" The yell was so loud that for about 2 seconds, they saw Tuff's eyes. Tuff bolted off as fast as kids in a hot room after someone has farted. The fire alarm sounded.
***
All over the prison, guards were running around, letting prisoners out. they were all running to the doors, when someone yelled, "STAY INSIDE!!!" there was a shower of jawbreakers at the door, but since everyone was being pushed by the person behind him, they all were pushed outside, where they were promptly turned into candy.
***
King Dedede, Kirby, MK, Escargoon, and Goemon were all running as fast as they could down the halls. King Dedede was hurrying them on. As they were running, They heard a taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap! MK spoke up. "What's that sound?" King Dedede told him. "It's jawbreakers hitting the parking lot." Kirby looked curious. "How can you tell?" King Dedede grinned. "Because chocolate bars don't tap!" then he busted out laughing. Kirby sweatdropped. "I'll give you 10 bucks never to say that again." Okay! said King Dedede. And Kirby handed over the money as they ran to the doughnut shop. as they swung around behind it, they all ditched the uniforms in trash cans, and hid behind a dumpster.
***
Tiff, B.C., Hoshi, Kuyo, Tuff, were all running out of the prison. The knew that they'd better take the back way, so as not to draw attention. As they were running, Tuff tripped. "Ow, my ankle! I can't run anymore! Tiff glared at him. "Well we can't carry you, you'll HAVE to run! Tuff sat up. "No, I can't! Tiff thought, then said, "Oh look, here come Anna Nicole SMith in her undies." Tuff screamed, then tore down the hall as fast as he could. Tiff grinned. "That would make anyone run!" and they left the prison. they rouded the corner around the doughnut shop, and met up with their friends.
***
Ni-Kaabi slipped out of the infirmirary tent, and ran to the doughnut shop. All of them cheered at their success, then enjoyed a celebration dinner of fruit juice and fruit salad. needless to say, after that, they were all in the bathrooms with the trots.
***
Lupin had lead them to the edge of the Lupin III section. it was nightfall. "This is where we stop." he said. he winked at Tiff. "Until we meet again, Toots. and the Kirby gang was off to the Inu-Yasha section.
End chapter 8
"Here's the plan" said Lupin, "We go down to the prison, okay? Ni-Kaabi can get into a fight, get sick and start moaning-" Wait!" said Tiff, "How did you know Ni-Kaabi gets sick after a hard fight?" Lupin grinned. "The author implanted the knowledge in my head to save time." Tiff looked amazaed. "I didn't know King-Dedede114 had powers!" Ni-Kaabi told her different. "She doesn't, if you're the author of a fanfic, you have the power to abuse, enlighten, and injure all the charactars you write about." Suddenly, in a cloud of silvery pink and blue smoke, I appeared again. "You rotten little brat! I would kill you off if you weren't in all my Kirby fics!" Ni-Kaabi stuck his tongue out at me. "Yeah, so what are YOU gonna do about it?" I fired an electricity ball at him, shocking him into a hazy stupor, then turned to my charactars. "Let this be a lesson to all of you! ALL WHO OPPOSE KING-DEDEDE114, LORD OF THE COMICS, MUST DIE!!! AH- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Insert lighning bolt and clap of thunder here.) And in another burst of silvery pink and blue smoke, I disappeared. Lupin blinked twice. There was an embarrassing pause, then he continued. "The guards will all see how bad he is and call 911. at the same time, Tiff will pretend to be a prison nurse, and bring King Dedede some aspirin with a message of what he is to do to make the plan work. Outside, we will send B.C. in with a bobby pin, to pick the lock, inside disguised as a prison guard. There will only be one man working the desk, and we can take care of him by having Hoshi knock him out from behind after coming in and pretending to be a janitor. After they get out, the alarm will not sound, since the door was unlocked and not kicked in. Tuff will come in with prison guard uniforms in a doctor bag, pretending to be a doctor, and will tell anyone who asks that he needs to see a patient due to an emergency situation, and leave, while King Dedede and the others put on the uniforms. They will all wait until the fire alarm, pulled by Kuyo, goes off. Once outside, buu will temporarily turn them all into candy, while the captives will escape out the back way." "What if the guards come to get the prisoners?" said Tiff. Lupin winked at her. "We'll be in the back halls by then. Miruku will be posing as a janitor, and will have already dragged the KO'ed guard into the soundproof restaint room and locked him in. He will tell them that the bathroom-bound guard has already ushered them out, leaving us open to escape." "Won't they notice Kirby and the others don't work here?" asked B.C.. "Lupin smiled at her. "This prison is so big, that not one of the guards knows every guard. as long as they scatter and slip out at different ways, then meet at the appointed place, then our plan will go perfectly." "Where's the appointed place?" said Tuff. "That alley behind the doughnut shop across the street." he looked at the clock. "We'll put our plan into action at noon.
***
It was 11:59 in the prison. Goemon and the Kirby gang were sitting in the cell, moping. The prison guards were talking among themselves, and since only King Dedede and the rest were pending trial, they were the only ones on this block. The clock on the desk beeped the arrival of lunch, and there was a knock on the door. A man stepped in and called to the guards. "I need you all to come here, we have a kid whoi might've been the victim of medical malpractice." "How do you know?" said one guard. "I've never seen an illness like this." said the man. He pointed to the man at the desk. "McCallister, you stay here." and off the guards went.
***
King Dedede knew that something was going down. Even a malpractice case had known symptoms.....
***
A blonde girl in a nurses uniform walked in. "I've got aspirin for a mister Dedede." The guard looked at her. "I didn't approve that!" She thought for a split second. "He needs it for his heart, he has heart disease." And she was waved on down to the cell.
***
King Dedede almost shouted when he saw Tiff come in. She opened the bottle and handed the note to him. "Don't let the guard see this! eat it after you've read it." After she was gone, he read the note.
King Dedede! at 12:10, Hoshi and B.C. will come in. After Hoshi knocks the
guard out,
B.C. will unlock the cell. Stay inside with the door closed until Tuff
comes in and hands you the prison uniforms in his doctor bag. When you hear the fire alarm,
stay inside until you hear all the guys quit yelling. Then run out the back, into the
alley behind the
doungnut shop. Ni-Kaabi will join us 5 minutes after we arrive.
King Dedede Memorized the plan, then whispered it to everyone before eating the note.
***
A janitor walked into the block, holding a mop. "I gotta clean up the floor" she said. As she was mopping, a prison guard walked in and began to talk to the guard behind the desk. She had charmed him into carelessnesss, so he didn't notice the janitor beind him with a large hammer. "Listen," he said to the female guard. "If you're not-" *CRACK!* Hoshi had whacked him over the head with her hammer, so hard that he'd be out for at least 6 hours.
***
Tuff came running in and handed them the prison uniforms. he was loitering around, when King Dedede asked him, "What are you doing?" Tuff looked around. "Takin' in the scenery." King Dedede looked at him and cocked his head. "Don't you think you need to get out now?" Tuff leaned back. "All in good time." There was a three minute pause. King Dedede was getting irritated. "Tuff?" "Yes?" "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" The yell was so loud that for about 2 seconds, they saw Tuff's eyes. Tuff bolted off as fast as kids in a hot room after someone has farted. The fire alarm sounded.
***
All over the prison, guards were running around, letting prisoners out. they were all running to the doors, when someone yelled, "STAY INSIDE!!!" there was a shower of jawbreakers at the door, but since everyone was being pushed by the person behind him, they all were pushed outside, where they were promptly turned into candy.
***
King Dedede, Kirby, MK, Escargoon, and Goemon were all running as fast as they could down the halls. King Dedede was hurrying them on. As they were running, They heard a taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap! MK spoke up. "What's that sound?" King Dedede told him. "It's jawbreakers hitting the parking lot." Kirby looked curious. "How can you tell?" King Dedede grinned. "Because chocolate bars don't tap!" then he busted out laughing. Kirby sweatdropped. "I'll give you 10 bucks never to say that again." Okay! said King Dedede. And Kirby handed over the money as they ran to the doughnut shop. as they swung around behind it, they all ditched the uniforms in trash cans, and hid behind a dumpster.
***
Tiff, B.C., Hoshi, Kuyo, Tuff, were all running out of the prison. The knew that they'd better take the back way, so as not to draw attention. As they were running, Tuff tripped. "Ow, my ankle! I can't run anymore! Tiff glared at him. "Well we can't carry you, you'll HAVE to run! Tuff sat up. "No, I can't! Tiff thought, then said, "Oh look, here come Anna Nicole SMith in her undies." Tuff screamed, then tore down the hall as fast as he could. Tiff grinned. "That would make anyone run!" and they left the prison. they rouded the corner around the doughnut shop, and met up with their friends.
***
Ni-Kaabi slipped out of the infirmirary tent, and ran to the doughnut shop. All of them cheered at their success, then enjoyed a celebration dinner of fruit juice and fruit salad. needless to say, after that, they were all in the bathrooms with the trots.
***
Lupin had lead them to the edge of the Lupin III section. it was nightfall. "This is where we stop." he said. he winked at Tiff. "Until we meet again, Toots. and the Kirby gang was off to the Inu-Yasha section.
End chapter 8
