BUDGET CUTS

saturos and menardi fight at venus lighthouse. Menardi falls

Saturos: You'll pay for that! now, prepare to die!

Isaac: Oh yeah! JUDGEMENT!!!

*nothing happens*

Isaac:uhhhh....judgement?

Director: Isaac...uhhh..we had a problem. Venus cant play the venus djinn anymore, and we got sued by Mars' agent, so your on your own, and no psynergy or unleashes due to a budget cut.

Isaac: O_O

Saturos: heh heh. Ive got psynergy. Im union.

Isaac: damn union...ok. lessee....

Saturos: ready to die?

Isaac: uhhh... uh... _ uhh.... lessee...I can do this. hmmm....ok... here we go...

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Isaac: TITAN BLADE

Isaac throws his prop gaia blade at saturos

saturos: AH! MY EYE!

Isaac: Quake sphere!!!

Isaac kicks saturos in the shin

Saturos: AGH! SHIN!!BROKEN!!!

Isaac:FLINT!

Isaac grabs Garet's coffee mug, and smashes Saturos over the head with it

Satruos: Skull....bleeding....cant...focus...

Isaac:aaaannndddd...uhhh...uhhh

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^_^

AHA!

AND JUDGEMENT COMES FROM ABOVE!

Isaac throws the remains of garet's mug at an overhead sand bag. The shard cuts the rope, and the sandbag drops onto Saturos

Saturos: organs... smashed....skin...numb....brain...gurk...

Isaac: uhh...Saturos fell! You got uhh...eleventy experience..and uhh...50 billion gold!

Director: Great! now for the final fight.

Menardi: now Saturos, fuse into the fusion dragon for the last fight.....saturos? Saturos?!

Saturos: Gurk......

Garet: My....coffee mug... sniff sniff

Jupiter: Ok, this is gonna be a while. im taking five!

Jupiter takes some of the party's herbs and walks off*

The director clutches his head in his hands

Next time: MY COFFEE MUG!