Just My Luck
By: Dark_T-K
Pan: "Welcome to another DBZ Humor! We are on the final chapter of Just My Luck."
Audience: "Awww…"
Videl: "But don't worry folks. Our creative writer TK will come up with something soon I'm sure.
Audience: "Yay!"
Vegeta: "First you have to find her."
Pan: "We'll that's not hard. She's right there." {points to the open door}
{ultra_gohan and TK walk on to the set.}
TK: "Hi everyone! Gohan and I are back!"
Vegeta: "Well that's a news flash."
ultra_gohan: "Good thing too. We had ice cream and made up."
Trunks: "With a few distractions." {groans and holds his head}
Pan: "What did you do to my baby?!" {runs up to Trunks and hugs him}
TK: "Wasn't us."
Trunks: "It was Goku. Again."
Videl: "We really need to tag him. He's becoming a major pain."
Vegeta: "Oh really? I thought he was helping us." {smirks}
TK: "Not now Vegeta. Anyway I have good news to tell you all."
ultra_gohan: "You're pregnant?"
Pan: "You're making me the new host?"
Videl: "You're dumping Gohan?"
ultra_gohan: "Hey!"
Vegeta: "You're finally killing the third class baka?"
TK: {sweat drops and shows an annoyed look.} "No. None of those pertain to what I have to say."
Group: "Darn."
TK: "Ha, ha, ha, ha very funny. Now on to the REAL thing I wanted to say. I was going to say-"
Goku: "TK!"
TK: "No, that's not it. Ack! Goku!" {tackled once again} "What is it with you and tackling me?"
Goku: "I do it cause you're my best friend, and cause I love you so much!"
Videl: "Where'd he come from?"
Pan: "That's what I'd like to know?"
ultra_gohan: "Who let the dog in?"
Vegeta: "More or less, who let the dog out."
{group laughs hysterically}
Goku: "Now that wasn't very nice!"
ultra_gohan: "Precisely."
Vegeta: "Nice. Keep working on it and you'll get to be like me."
ultra_gohan: "Oh boy. My dream come true."
Pan: "More or less a night mare."
TK: "Will you stop! First of all, GOKU GET OFF!" {Goku gets off} "Thank you."
Goku: "Anytime."
TK: "Second, I want to tell everyone the good news."
Vegeta: "Well then say it already. Don't have to hold in suspense."
TK: {rolls her eyes} "Let me finish Veggie. Anyway, the good news is I have a new story idea for the show!"
Audience: {cheers and claps}
TK: "Bad news is I don't have enough to start it off."
Vegeta: "Well then why did you make it?"
TK: "Shut up."
Pan: "So you have an idea, just not enough details to make it a story?"
TK: "Yes."
Videl: "Is it a good story?"
TK: "I think so."
ultra_gohan: "So what's it about?"
TK: "Can't say yet."
Group: "Why not?!"
TK: "Because! I'm going to be evil and hold you all in suspense." {laughs evilly}
Vegeta: "That's totally pointless!"
TK: "Precisely! That's the idea."
Pan: "Great. Held in suspense. Just what my heart needs."
Videl: "Another headache is coming on, I can feel it."
Goku: "Well it's a good story! But it's just wrong!
ultra_gohan: "You told Goku?!"
TK: "Yup."
ultra_gohan: "Why?" {starts to cry} "I thought you loved me."
Vegeta: "Ugh. Grow up boy. Kakarott tricked her into telling him."
TK: "Close. Actually he forced it out of me."
Pan: "What he'd do this time?"
Goku: "I told her if she didn't tell me, I'd kiss her in front of her boy friend again." {chuckles happily}
Vegeta: "He must be rubbing off of TK, and me rubbing off on to TK. He's coming up with evil thoughts like me."
TK: "Well yeah…Anyway, here is a hint to help you guys out. Vegeta and Trunks suck at this and will do anything to beat Goku and Goten at it."
Pan: "Go on."
TK: "SORRY! No can do Panny. Story summery will not be revealed til the end of this story!"
Videl: "Now that's not fair."
Goku: "Life's not fair. Deal with it."
TK: "Way to say the truth Goku." {Goku blushes, Gohan growls}
ultra_gohan: "I just find it insulting how he can suck up to you like that and I can't!" {snaps at TK.}
TK: {turns and glares daggers} "Because he's had practice and he does the puppy dog look!"
Videl: "G-d do I hate that look!"
Pan: "Me too! It's so annoying."
TK: "So un-resistible."
Videl: "So pathetic!"
Girls: "Just not fair!"
Vegeta: "Life isn't fair, deal with it."
TK: "Mocking Goku isn't right."
Goku: "Yeah Veggie! Get your own dialogue girl to steal stuff from!" {smacks the back of Vegeta's head.}
Trunks: {walks back on to the set} "Son sure has grown a back bone lately. What a turn about."
Pan: "And where have you been mister?" {glares angrily}
Trunks: "Had to get medicine. Gohan and Goku give me killer headaches."
Videl: "Mind if I take one? I feel a migraine coming on."
TK: "Pass them around Trunks. We'll all need them"
Trunks: "…Sure." {hands out the Tylenol}
Group: "Thanks."
TK: "Well lets start the story."
Pan: "Right."
Videl: "Let's get this over with."
Vegeta: "Hey that's my line!"
Goku: "No! You stole my line!"
TK: "Oih. Let's just start."
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Bulma walked back into Trunks room thinking. Poor ouji, Goku's torturing him, again. I wonder if I should go back and help him.
"Hey mom! I learned that Goten is smarter as a dog then he was as a human!" Trunks said as he continued to rub Goten's belly. Like most dogs, Goten wagged his foot back and forth and enjoying the scratching. Goten's tongue, hung from his mouth as he panted.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were enjoying Goten's slight predicament." Bulma said as she watched the scene. Trunks stopped and Goten whinnied for him to continue. Bulma face faulted.
"Goten isn't the best play mate like this, but boy oh boy can he be funny. You should have seen him." Trunks said. Bulma then noticed the new dog stuff in Trunks room.
"What's all that for?" Bulma asked as she pointed to all the new dog stuff piled in one of the corners. Trunks chuckled nervously.
"Oh nothing!" Trunks said quickly as he tried to push the dog stuff under his overly large bed. Bulma rolled her eyes.
"Wanna try that again? Only this time tell the truth." Bulma said annoyed. Trunks gulped and nodded.
"Bra did it all! I stole it from her so she won't turn him into a fashion victim!" Trunks said. Bulma groaned and continued looking around.
"I can understand the fashion victim part. Your poor father is the subject to Bra's dress up today along with Goku." Bulma said picking up some old drawings.
"I thought Goku-san was here with a dad look-a-like kitten." Trunks said confused as he sat down on the bed cross-legged. Bulma chuckled lightly.
"Nope. That kitten is your father and as punishment for messing with my machine I'm allowing Bra and Goku to have fun with him." Bulma said stretching her back.
"Don't you think that's a little harsh mom? I mean dad doesn't really try your machines, he just accidentally activates them." Trunks said.
"Yeah and Goku accidentally rams his head into the ground just to get a head ache. I don't think so Trunks." Trunks nodded.
"So when are you letting dad off the hook mom?" Trunks asked hesitantly. Bulma paused for a moment to think.
"After Goku goes home, I hope…"
"Meeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" A loud cry erupted, from Bra's room. Bulma and Trunks both sweat dropped.
"Maybe sooner than I thought." Both Briefs ran out of Trunks room down to Bra's.
"YEOW!" Screeched Vegeta as Bra continued to brush his matted tail. Goku and Bra both undressed the ouji kitten and tried to fix him.
"Hold still! If you keep squirming then it will hurt worse!" Bra snapped as she ran the brush down the ouji's tail again gaining another scream.
//How can it possibly get any worse than it is now?!\\ Vegeta hissed out. Bra put down the brush and looked over the kitten.
"Not bad Goku-san. He looks half-way decent. If only he'd hold still…" Bra said holding the ouji closer to her face.
//If I was my old self, you'd be grounded til you turned thirty. How can you be my daughter? You're a demon!\\ Vegeta howled angrily. Just then Bulma and Trunks followed by a puppy like Goten raced into the room.
"Who? What? When? Where? Why?" Bulma asked as she looked at her daughter and the overgrown childish saiyan. Both saiyans pointed to the kitten who was scowling fiercely with his little brown tail thrashing behind him.
"What did you two do him?!" Bulma growled. Goku hid behind Bra as the toddler stood up.
"We were brushing him. We can't help it if he won't hold still long enough for us to untangle his tail hair." Bra said.
"Dad could let it happen, it would…" Trunks started. Bulma slapped a hand on Trunks mouth and laughed nervously.
"Your father would kill Goku for touching his tail, Trunks. You know that." Bulma said giving Trunks a glare. Trunks caught on and gulped.
"Well Veggie kitten is being just as much of a pain as normal Veggie!" Goku said holding out the kitten. Vegeta hadn't noticed and was pruning himself since the conversation began.
"Looks like Vegeta can't wait for us to finish." Bulma said flatly. Vegeta froze and hissed. /It's not like it's my fault you know. I can't stand being a mess.\ Vegeta hissed out angrily.
"I think you look quite handsome Veggie kitten!" Goku said happily. Vegeta gave a Goku a death glare. "No matter how stubborn you may be, I still think your fun!" Goku said.
"Goku is right though. Vegeta you do look quite handsome." Bulma said to the kitten as she picked him up. Vegeta's chest puffed out proudly. "If I compliment you any more your chest will explode from pride." Vegeta face faulted.
"So is time up for us Bulma?" Goku asked politely. Bulma stroked Vegeta behind the ears gaining an appreciative purr from the kitten.
"Afraid so Son, but you don't have to leave. Trunks could use your help." Bulma said turning towards the demi saiyan.
"Sure. I'll help." Goku said following Trunks and Goten back to his room. Bra whimpered a little.
"Don't worry Bra, I'll get you another kitten later. Right now I need to see this one in my lab ok?" The little demi saiyan nodded and began to pick up her dolls. Bulma smiled down at her daughter and escorted Vegeta back to her lab. "You know for a kitten you cause almost the same ciaos as you do when you're a saiyan." Bulma said setting down Vegeta on her lab desk.
Bulma replaced Vegeta's telecommunication collar and then put the ear piece back into her ear.
"You would enjoy that wouldn't you onna? Watching my chest pop like a balloon?" Vegeta sniped in a high pitched voice. Bulma chuckled and nodded. "Yes as I thought. Now, change me back! I've had enough of bakarott swooning over me to last me a life-time." Vegeta snorted.
"Well you still gotta wait. I haven't finished putting the part you knocked out back in yet. I've been too busy with Trunks. And besides, I don't know if the machine will work IF I do manage to fix it. Your just gonna have to wait." Bulma said taking out her tools.
"WHAT? You cannot be serious?" Vegeta screamed! Bulma gave him a stern look. "Onna please! I'm begging you!" Vegeta pleaded. Bulma sighed and placed her forehead into her hand.
"Look Vegeta. The best thing you can do is avoid the lab until I'm finished. Why don't you go look for something to eat? You usually do after Son comes over." Bulma said as she picked up a wrench and began tightening a loose screw. Vegeta sweat dropped.
"Fine! But as soon as it's fixed you come get me!" Vegeta said heading towards the stairs. Before reaching the first step the small Ouji kitten ran into a chair leg. "Err! Why is all the bad luck happening to me today!" Vegeta spat as he rubbed his head. The kitten then began to climb the massive stairs. "This could take awhile.
~ Thirty-five minutes later ~
"Who put all these stairs there!" Vegeta spat as he huffed up the last step. The ouji finally managed to climb all the stairs and collapsed at the very top. "Next time I take the elevator." Vegeta said slumping over to the refrigerator. Vegeta looked up at the large door and grumbled to himself. "It figures Bulma would send me here when she knows I CAN'T REACH THE HANDLE!"
Vegeta began jumping up and down to try to latch on to the handle but only managed to miss every time. Finally Vegeta gave up and headed towards the couch.
"First I have the worst day of my life, then changed into a cat, then Kakarott kidnaps me, then gives me a horrible bathe! I did like his brats massage though…Anyway, then he plays dress up with Bra!" Vegeta growled as he hopped onto the couch and pressed the on button with his paw. "At least I can watch TV. in peace."
"You sure that's how it's done?" Goku said sitting on Trunks bed watching him try to hypnotize his son again. Trunks glared at Goku and he tried again. Bra munched on popcorn watching happily.
"That's what the instructions said to do." Trunks said as he failed again. Goten tilted his head to the side and licked Trunks cheek. Trunks' sweat dropped as Goku chuckled. "Ew."
"Looks like big bro won't be able to save his friend. That's sad." Bra said as she stuffed her mouth full of food. Trunks whipped his head around and glared.
"It's your fault he's in this state Bra! If you didn't snap your fingers before I said the change back word the Goten wouldn't be like this!" Trunks said throwing his hands up into the air. Bra glared back.
"Don't blame me for your mistakes you big dope!" Bra spat. Trunks stood up.
"If I'm a dope then you're a spoiled brat!" Trunks said back. Bra stood up and they both glared at each other face to face. Goku managed to steal Bra's popcorn and wolf down the rest.
"You know, you two really shouldn't fight between yourselves." Goku said cheerfully. Both Briefs turned and glared at Goku.
"Stay out of this!" They snapped. Goku sweat dropped and hid behind the bed. He peaked his eyes over. Trunks and Bra went back to glaring at each other. Goten looked between and tilted his head again. Goten then caught a whiff of something then trotted out of the room.
"Goten No! Get back here!" Goku cried out as he raced out of the room to chase after his son. The Briefs looked away from each other in confusion then back
"We'll have to finish this later sis." Trunks said. Bra nodded and the ran after Goku.
Vegeta had flipped through 346 channels out of thousands on Bulma's cable connection. So far he had not found a single thing to watch.
"Why can't she at least get something I WOULD watch!" Vegeta snapped as he passed the 400th channel. Just then a small look-alike Goku peaked over the couch. Goten bared his tiny fangs and growled.
Vegeta whipped his head around but saw nothing. Goten then leaped on to the couch growling at Vegeta. Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Beat it brat. I'm watching TV." The ouji spat out. Goten growled then pounced on Vegeta. Vegeta jumped out of the way and watched Goten fall off the couch. "Will you stop that!"
Goten got up and turned around growling fiercely. Then Goten jumped again and began barking. Vegeta cried out and began running around with Goten hot on his tail.
"He's serious!" Vegeta snapped as he climbed up a dish cabinet. Goten barked out at him then leaped up snapping his jaws at Vegeta. Goku heard all the noise and stopped into the dining room only to see and blue fly into his hair.
"What the!" Goku was then tackled by Goten who began biting and snapping to get Vegeta out of Goku's wild mane. Vegeta scratched out then raced off with Goten in tow. Goku whimpered in pain as he rubbed his head.
"Goku what happened?" Trunks asked. Goku had a tear in his eye for pain. Bra had followed looking just as concerned.
"I was attack by a kitten and my own son chasing him!" Goku said standing up. Trunks looked at Bra confusedly. Vegeta then came barreling back and through Goku's legs, Goten following. "Goten no! Stop!" But it was too late as Goten knocked Goku over and raced off after Vegeta.
"Well that wasn't supposed to happen." Bra said picking up Goku and placing him on the couch. They heard more crashing noises and both winced.
"If mom finds out that dad being chased around by Goten and breaking things she'll freak!" Trunks said. Bra nodded as she looked at the dazed Goku.
"We're gonna need some bandages Trunks. Goten's daddy doesn't look so good." Bra said. Trunks nodded and raced off. Goten then raced in with Vegeta in the lead. Vegeta leaped onto the couch and onto Goku's stomach making Goku jump up in pain. Goten the jumped on to Goku's head and then pawed him in the chest chasing after Vegeta. Goku once again became dazed.
"Some one get the license plate number from that truck!….I have just been violated again!" Goku said with swirl eyes. Bra rolled her eyes.
"Trunks you better hurry! The chase is making Goten's daddy worse!" Bra shouted out. Just then a huge crash sounded through out the house. "I really hope that wasn't mom's brand new china set." Bra said nervously. Trunks came down.
"I really hope that wasn't mom's brand new china set." Trunks said handing Bra the medical stuff. Just then the lab door opened and Bulma stepped out.
"What in Kami's great green underpants is going on up here?!" Bulma said. "What's all that crashing sounds?" Bulma said. Trunks and Bra sweat dropped.
"Mom I would like to say in our behalf that this isn't our fault! Bra and I are completely innocent!" Trunks said. Bulma rolled her eyes.
"As if Trunks. You're never innocent." Bulma said. Then Vegeta raced though Bulma's legs.
"Oh no, not again…"Bra said. Then a second later Goten knocked Bulma over and continued his chase of the ouji. Bulma glared and began to boil.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed. The house shook slightly. Goku woke up slightly and looked over at Bulma.
"Now you know how I feel Bulma. They've done that to me twice and more." Goku said groaning as he held his bandaged head. "I think I got a headache." Goku moaned out.
"What the heck is Goten doing?!" Bulma said sitting down next to Goku. Bra finished wrapping Goku's head.
"Well Goten raced out of my room then began chasing the kitten and that's all we know." Trunks said. Bulma groaned as she heard another crash.
"I bet that was my china set and the other dishes and glass no nailed into the ground." Bulma said. Just the ChiChi walked into the room.
"Sorry about being late. Well let's go Goku. Grab Goten as well." ChiChi said. Just the Vegeta jumped into ChiChi's arms. The group paled.
"ChiChi watch out!" Goku called. Just then Goten ran into the room. He was about to jump when ChiChi gave her death glare and pulled out her frying pan.
"Try it and I smack you!" ChiChi said icily. Goten paled then ran off not looking where he was going. He ran into a wall and fell unconscious. The group blinked then looked at the kitten in ChiChi's arms. He was panting heavily, his body trembling.
"Sorry about that ChiChi. We had a bit of trouble." Bulma said scooping up her saiyan kitten and tried to soothe him. ChiChi relaxed and put the pan away.
"It's not problem. I heard all the crashing sounds and I came in looking for you all." ChiChi said. "You have a real mess in the hall and dining room Bulma." ChiChi said. Bulma groaned.
"I have ouji boy here and Goten to blame for that." Bulma said as she headed for the lab. ChiChi corked a brow.
"Where are you going Bulma?" Goku said. Bulma paused at her lab door and turned around.
"I'm tired of putting up with him as this kitten so I'm changing him back before all my dish ware needs replacing. I'll be in the lab if you need me." Bulma said carrying off the kitten down the stairs.
"Not down! I spent nearly an hour just climbing up them!" Vegeta squeaked out. Bulma flicked Vegeta's nose in annoyance. "Ouch! I get already." Vegeta growled as he rubbed his nose. The group followed Bulma down the stairs and watched as she threw the kitten into the machine.
"What are you doing mom?" Bra asked questionably. Bulma went behind the control panel and pressed the reverse button.
"I'm saving your father from a life time of eating cat-nip and being chased around by dogs." Bulma said turning on the machine. They all heard a loud scream as the machine continued to run. The machine shut off and the door opened. "Ladies and Gentlemen I present the Saiyan no Ouji." Bulma said flatly. Vegeta walked out of the machine gripping his head. The group all had hanging jaws.
"What are you bakas staring at?" Vegeta growled out as he clenched the machine trying to keep balance.
"I guess mom wasn't joking. That really was dad." Trunks said as he gaped. The others looked stunned.
"But…the kitten…the look-alike…" Goku stumbled with his speech. Vegeta growled and stood up.
"Baka! I was changed into that kitten because of Bulma's infernal machine. All this time I had to suffer because I messed with it!" Vegeta snapped. Goku mouthed words but nothing came up.
"Goku please understand. Vegeta had to pay for messing with things he doesn't understand." Bulma said. Goku pouted.
"I know. But I wanted to adopt him!" Goku cried out. The group sweat dropped. Vegeta glared and began stomping up the stairs.
"As if I would let you. Now let's go Kakarott. We've got a sparring session." Vegeta said. Goku cheered up and raced off.
"Well that went well." Trunks said. Bra nodded. Just then Goten walked down the stairs clutching his head.
"Does anybody know how I wound up in the living room?"
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TK: "Well that was the end of Just My Luck. Unfortunately."
Videl: "Yes that was a great idea. Making the arrogant saiyan prince a meager kitten. That was a hoot TK.
Pan: "Indeed. Though I did loose track of Trunks and Gohan TK."
TK: "Aww don't worry about them. It's Goku and Vegeta you should be worried about. I heard in the story they were off to find the dragon balls." {rubs the top left arms}
{ultra_gohan and Marai Trunks enter}
Trunks: "Sorry TK. We couldn't find them. They did have the dragon radar though."
ultra_gohan: "If they complete that wish I'm going to kill them!"
TK: "What wish?"
ultra_gohan: "They said they were going to add another saiyan to their small party and I do believe they meant you TK."
Videl: "So. If she becomes a saiyan then she'll rule those two."
Pan: "She might even start controlling them." {snickers}
TK: {sweat drops} "As much as being a saiyan sounds fun, I'd chose the human race thank you. I don't need more boy glomping over me thank you."
Pan: "Yeah. G-d forbid someone would try to replace Gohan."
{Pan and Videl burst out laughing. TK frowns}
ultra_gohan: "That's not funny. It could happen."
TK: "Not in this life time."
Trunks: "Or the next."
TK: "Yes well. We'll find out soon right?"
{TK's body glows an eerie dark color and dark brown tail shoots out of her back.}
Trunks: "They did it."
Pan: "TK you alright?"
TK: {crosses her arms and glares.} "Someone better hold me back because when they get here I'll be tearing their heads off."
ultra_gohan: "Do we have to?" {receives a death glare from TK} "OK!"
Pan: "You know TK, when they get here you can beat them up more efficiently because your saiyan."
Videl: "That's right. And you can chase after them cause you can fly now." {both receive the death glare}
TK: "I told you. I liked being human."
{Goku and Vegeta enter. TK is held down into her seat.}
Goku: "Well it worked! She's a saiyan and now we can be together."
Vegeta: "No. Now we have another saiyan and we can save the saiyan race!"
TK: {taps both saiyans on the shoulders} "Now I can beat you behinds in a fair fight for going against my will." {drags both saiyans outside} "I'll be right back. I have to take out the garbage." {slams the door}
Videl: "You think is was wise to allow her to do that?"
Pan: "Who cares! For now lets…" {thinks and screams!}
ultra_gohan: "What's wrong?"
Pan: "TK left without saying the summery for her next story."
Videl: "Great. She said she'd tell us."
Trunks: "Well she can tell us the next time. Right now we need to close. We're running over."
Pan: "Fine! Who's turn it is this time?"
ultra_gohan: "Videl's turn."
Trunks: "Ok then."
Videl: "Do I have to?"
Group: "Yes."
Videl: "Fine! Thanks for coming, we'll see ya later!"
