U Hey, Comet's back again. And with a partner, Milkes (pronounced Milk-ess) People hate me, I know, but I desperately need D+B fans to help me. Right now, I'd like to ask Lava-chan, (if she reads this) that I have a message for Pashmina. It's "I'm kind of frustrated with you, but not A LOT." Dexter and Jingle are better than Stan. Anyway, onward with the story.
Milkes: That's a wrap.
Haily: Yeah! C'mon Milkes Way, let's go steal some stuff!
Milkes:*laughs* YEAH!! Villains Forever
Chapter 2: Kiss by Moonlight"Zis is beautiful!" Bijou exclaimed.
"Yeah! I've never seen anything like this!" Boss agreed.
They had just stepped off the plane. Sidewalks were lined with people and even hamsters.
"Let me show you our hotel," Dexter said and they walked off.
The group soon came to a wealthy part of Britain. They crawled under the door of a fancy hotel and into a hole in the wall.
"After this, we will go into London," Dexter explained.
They came to a small, marble desk.
"May I help you?" asked the clerk.
"Yes, four rooms for 'Dexter,'" Dexter said.
The clerk scanned down the list.
"Ah yes! Here you are. Rooms 74, 75, 76, and 77."
Dexter turned to the group.
"Okay. There are only three beds in the girls' room, so I think that Penelope and Pashmina should share a bed, since they are sisters. Then it will be, Hamtaro, Oxnard, and Boss, me, Maxwell, and Jingle, and Cappy, Panda, Howdy, and Stan" he said.
"Alright. How about we meet back here in twenty minutes," Howdy suggested.
"Sounds good," Maxwell said and they walked off to their separate rooms.
"So, Bijou, had a good nap on the plane?" asked Pashmina.
"Hush, Pashmina," Bijou snapped.
"Someone got a little crush?" asked Sandy.
"Ookyoo!"
"Oui! It is true! I like Dexter! He is so kind and handsome!" Bijou said.
"Like, totally cool girlfriend!" Sandy exclaimed.
"Now you must tell me who you like!" Bijou challenged to Pashmina.
"Well, um, you see, I, oh alright! Jingle!" Pashmina exclaimed.
"So cool!" Sandy said.
"Yes. With that Mohawk and guitar he can sing his way into any girl's heart," Pashmina sighed dreamily.
"Who do you like, Sandy?" asked Bijou.
"No one," Sandy said, crossing her arms.
"WHAT???"
"Ookyoo?!?"
"I thought you liked Maxwell," Pashmina thought aloud.
"I did, but now Maxwell has a girlfriend. We were going out at one point, but we knew we weren't for each other," Sandy said.
"Who is his girlfriend?" asked Bijou.
"Her name is Ariel. She's quite pretty. She has tan fur with a white ring around her neck and ears," Sandy informed.
They headed back to the lobby to find the others waiting.
"Hey gorgeous," Stan said directing his comment to both Pashmina and Bijou.
"Back off!" Howdy exclaimed, glaring furiously at Stan.
"Yeah, yeah."
"Attention," Dexter shouted over the group, "I will first take you to some of the shops in London, and then on to Big Ben!"
"Who's Big Ben?" asked Oxnard worriedly.
"Yeah? He sounds scary," added Cappy.
Jingle laughed.
"No, my friends! Big Ben is a clock tower!" he said.
"Correct," Dexter said happily. "I grew up near Big Ben."
The group scurried out of the hole and onto the busy streets.
Dexter turned to the boys. "Be patient with the girls," he murmured, "I know they like to shop, so bear with them."
It was true. The girls were amazed by the fine selection of clothing. Hamtaro and Boss tried to buy things for Bijou, Howdy, and Jingle tried to buy things for Pashmina, Maxwell tried to buy things for his best friend, Sandy, and Cappy and Panda tried to buy things for Penelope. Stan, of course, tried to buy clothes for all the girls. Dexter just stood by, but Bijou kept coming up to him, asking him questions about clothes. Boss and Hamtaro were STEAMED!
"Okay, girls, time to leave," Dexter announced.
"Like, darn," Sandy muttered.
As the Hams were walking down the street, a hamster suddenly popped out of the alley. He wore a red bandana and red belt around his waist that carried a kantana. He sword was drawn and it was pointed at Dexter.
"En Guard," he said.
Dexter smiled slightly. The hamster swung at him, but Dexter dodged it. Everybody was amazed at Dexter's agility. The hamster swung once more and Dexter did a back-flip over him. Planting several kicks on his back, Dexter returned to his regular position and bowed.
"Well done, Dexter," the hamster said.
"Yes, you too, William!" Dexter replied.
William put his kantana back into his belt.
"Who is this group, especially this fine young lady?" asked William, indicating to Sandy, who blushed.
"These are the Ham-Hams, and that 'fine young lady,' is Sandy," Dexter explained.
"Like, hi Will!" Sandy said.
"How come you know Karate?" asked Howdy.
"Well, I never told you guys about my history. You see, when I first lived in Britain, I had a group of friends. We decided to sneak on a plane one day. This was successful, except we landed in Korea. There was a war going on between Britain and Korea (I made that up) and, being a foreign homeless hamster, I had to defend myself. I met Will in a gang. He had been from Britain, too, and we became friends. He, as well as the villain Haily Comet, taught me Karate and basic self-defense. Then, I snuck on a plane and landed in Japan. That's about it," Dexter explained.
"You mean that awful villain Haily Comet taught you Karate?" asked Pashmina, awed. (If you read my story "Haily Comet" then you'd know about her! It's a very good story, please read!)
"Yup! So where are you off to, Dex?" asked Will.
"To Big Ben."
"Oh! Well that's nice! I have to be going," William said. He turned to the group, "Good bye, oh, and especially you, gorgeous," he picked a pink flower from his belt and handed it to Sandy. "Goodbye!" he said.
"Like, bye Will!" Sandy said, her eyes shining.
They group headed off to Big Ben, while William leapt away.
"Like, Bijou, Pashmina, Will is so handsome!" Sandy said.
"Well, I'm sure we'll see him again!" Pashmina said.
"Oui!"
Everyone was walking and talking when Dexter stopped.
"This, my friends, is Big Ben!" he exclaimed.
"Whoa!" all the Hams said in unison. Big Ben towered above them like a monster.
They began to climb the steep stairs to the top of Big Ben. When they did reach the top, everyone was wowed. The cars below looked like toys and the people were ants.
Bijou leaned over the railing real close.
"Zis is beautiful!" she exclaimed. Suddenly, she slipped.!
"Bijou!" Hamtaro and Boss yelled.
"Ahhh!" Bijou screamed. She grasped a railing, but her hand was slipped.
Dexter made up his mind. He jump to where Bijou was, gripping a railing just about her. He reached down snatching her hand, then flung her up into the hair.
"Oh!" Bijou gasped. Dexter then did a flip, landing on top of the railing and caught her in mid-air.
"Oh, Dexter! You saved my life!" Bijou cried, hugging Dexter around the neck.
"It was nothing," he said modestly.
The Hams stayed until dark. It was then that Pashmina and Sandy, with the help of Panda, Jingle, and Howdy, urged everyone away, except Bijou and Dexter. The two were oblivious.
Bijou inched closer to Dexter and shivered.
"Brr, it is shilly!" she said. Dexter got up and looked around. He spied a light blue fleecy blanket in the corner. People always left blankets up here.
"Here," Dexter offered. He wrapped himself and Bijou in it and she put his head on Dexter's shoulder.
Sandy and Pashmina were watching from the stairs.
"They are so cute together," Pashmina said.
"Like, yeah."
The rest of the hamsters were downstairs on the dance-floor.
"You know," said a voice. Pashmina turned around. It was Jingle! "I'm sure you'd be a fine dancer," he said.
"Well, I," stuttered Pashmina.
"Come."
Jingle led Pashmina to the dance floor. A slow song was playing. The two danced close, Pashmina in a blissful state.
"Jingle,"
"Yes,"
"I love you," Pashmina said.
"I love you too" Jingle replied.
The two kissed and continued dancing.
"Yes!" Sandy whispered.
"I'm sure you're a good dancer, too," said a voice. It was William this time!
"I guess," Sandy replied.
"Care to dance?" asked Will, scooping her up in her arms.
"I'd love to, Will, almost as much as I love you," Sandy said.
"Me, too," Will replied.
Sandy giggled. 'Jackpot!' she thought.
Meanwhile…
Dexter snuggled closer to Bijou.
"Zis is so pretty," Bijou cooed.
"Thank you. Almost as pretty as you," Dexter replied; Bijou looked up.
"Bijou, I love you," Dexter said. Bijou smiled.
"I love you too."
The two kissed under the bright full moon that was throwing diamond patterns across the black bar.
It was a peaceful night, but it wouldn't stay that way…
Well, how'd you like it! I like it!! Well, Till the next chapter, Ciao.
Milkes: Adios.
Haily: Let's go steal MORE stuff.
Milkes: Great minds think alike!
