I AM SOOO SORRY FOR DELAYING THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, this is Chapter 4 of Welcome to Britain!!!! I JUST WAS SO BUSY WITH NEW FICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHH!! Anyway, my question does anyone still like this and also tell me if you like my usual opening line "Hey, Haily here?" Or if you think I should change it!!! Anyway, READ READ READ!
Welcome to Britain
The boys headed along the dark alley way, not stopping. A full moon rose overhead like a large silver plate.
"Do we have a plan?" asked Dexter, fixing his tie.
"No, not yet," admitted Panda. "But can't we just go into the castle and get back the girls?"
Maxwell shook his head. "He's probably going to put up fences and walls and put in more security now that he knows we're going to get back the girls," he said glumly.
The boys nodded. Then, Cappy sprung up. "What if we pretend to be girls?" he asked.
Stan screwed up his face in contortion. "I am NOT a cross-dresser!!!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed loudly.
"It was just a suggestion," Cappy said meekly. "Just wanted to save Penelope, that's all," he said.
Boss shook his head. "I agree with Stan. That's an odd plan, Cappy!"
Dexter thought of Bijou in his arms, her pigtails blowing in the wind. He nearly cried. (LA LA LA!! I'M A SAP)
"It's not worth it," Boss added.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT WORTH IT????? BIJOU IS WORTH EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!" Dexter yelled.
Boss flinched. "I didn't mean it that way, I just meant it's not worth risking getting caught," he said hurriedly.
Dexter sighed. "I know, it's just-" he trailed off, sighing. "Sorry."
Boss nodded. He was sure he'd feel the same way about Bijou, too.
Oxnard spoke up. "I think that might work," he said slowly. "Maybe, just maybe," he added, nibbling his sunflower seed.
"Oxy's right!! We can do this!!" Hamtaro exclaimed. "Who's with me?"
Dexter put in his hand. Then William, Boss, Cappy, Oxnard, Maxwell, Hamtaro, Panda, Jingle, and last, Stan.
"This is horrible!" Stan muttered but sighed. Anything to help his friends.
Bijou hung limply, listening to her tears hit the floor. Pashmina, Penelope, and Sandy had somehow fell asleep, but Bijou couldn't
"Dexter," she mumbled. The door suddenly opened with a creak.
"Good evening, Bijou," said Walter. "You're looking awfully beautiful tonight," he added.
"Get out you pig!" Bijou said, trying to make it sound full of scorn. She was too tired though.
"I think you maybe my first bride," Walter said, stroking Bijou on the head.
"Don't you DARE touch me!!! You are not a prince!! Dexter is twice the royalty as you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bijou shouted.
Walter glared. "You won't have a choice. Soon you will be married to me and there's nothing that snob Dexter and his friends can do!" he said.
As a villain, he never should have said that…
Dexter and Jingle were carefully picking out the most "girly" dress they could find. Jingle held up a green one. "I refuse to wear pink!" he said.
Dexter smirked. "That's okay, someone already has."
Stan walked in then, wearing a pink frilly dress (for all you Stan haters.)
"Why do I have to wear pink?" he asked angrily.
"Because you didn't want to do this in the first place," replied Dexter.
Jingle snickered and smirked. "You look so 'cute' in that dress Stan," he teased.
"Oh shuttup!" snapped Stan.
Cappy came trotting in. "These dresses are frilly and fly up when I spin 'round, see?" he asked, spinning around for them.
Boss shuffled in next. "I can't believe this!" he muttered.
The boys were ready now. They quickly scampered out of the hotel, stopping to tell the clerk they'd be back.
The clerk looked at them. "I, um, see," she said, cocking her head.
"Thank-Q!" Dexter exclaimed and ran out.
What an odd bunch, thought the clerk and resumed doing paperwork.
"Now, Oxnard, where did you find this house?" asked Howdy.
"Well, um, I think it was down this alleyway," Oxnard said hopefully.
"Me and William will go first! We are the biggest, after all," Boss said, and William pulled out his kantana.
There were no disagreements with this and William and Boss headed down the alley.
Boss stopped at one point. "I think this is it," he said.
The group stepped inside and hif-hiffed around the shack.
"This is it!" Oxnard exclaimed. He ran over to the chair he had sat in before and it turned into a hole. Everyone jumped down and landed on that same concrete floor.
In a few minutes, Dexter and co. came to the door where it entered a hall.
"Okay, now, everyone put on your best girly voice okay?" Dexter asked. He took out some white powder and each boy put a little on their face.
"This is so they won't see our faces, right?" asked Stan and Maxwell nodded.
Opening the door, Will was the first to go in. He motioned for the rest to come in.
"Okay, there are the guards! Everyone, stay calm!" he said and they crept toward the guards.
"I'll go first! I'm the master of flirting," said Stan. He walked up to the first guard and put on a girly voice.
"Like, hey! Can you, like, let me into this castle please?" he/she asked.
The guard blushed. "No, sorry hun."
Stan batted his eyes. "Like, pretty please with a cherry on tip?"
The guard blushed deeper. "Well…"
"Great!" Stan exclaimed and opened the door, letting his friends follow in behind him.
"Oh King Walter!" called Dexter, once they were inside. "Like, me and my friends want to meet you!"
There was a small gasp from behind and out stepped Walter.
"How may I help you misses?"
What's gonna happen? Will Walter buy it? I'd like to say "yo" to Devilman and say that's alright! I just like odd couples. Also, if anyone knows where Devilman is, tell me!!!!!!!! Please R+R!
Milkes: Crud!! I can't get Maxwell!
Haily: Are you playin' Ham-ham Heartbreak again?
Milkes: *doesn't reply*
Haily: Grabs game away. STOP USING MY STUFF!!!
Milkes: *tackles her* NEVER! GIVE IT BACK!!
Narrator: I'm sorry, anyway, please R+R!!
