~100 Enchiladas Later…~
Ganondorf looked down at Link, and blinked once or twice, "…That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm contemplating suicide."
"Yumm…." Link replied, then fell over clutching his Mexican-food-warped stomach, and started to doze off. But just as he was about to drift off into a enchilada-filled dream, a bit of thunder could be heard in the distance. After 15 minutes of Deep Link Thoughts, he blinked, and turned to Ganondorf and said, "Hey…it never rains in the desert…why is there thunder?"
"Well, if you had the brain of a average human, you would have already looked up and noticed the swirling cyclone in the sky, about 70 feet in front of our faces."
"Oh. I see. OH MY GOD! THERE IS A SWIRLING CYCLONE IN THE SKY, ABOUT 70 FEET AND 3 INCHES FROM OUR FACES!!"
"And 3 inches? Don't try to sound smart….because you're not." Ganondorf said in reply, then looked towards the tornado with interest. It swirled around and around, every time seeming to add another color into it's pastel swirly mix of sherbety goodness.
And suddenly, from it came forth a ghostlike voice! A soft voice, and a kind one, but at the same time very loud. It started to giggle a bit, then spoke. "So, it seems I've found two of you already…what luck!"
"What? Who…who are you?" Link asked, and stood up.
Again, the voice giggled, "Dearest Link, O Hero of Time, I have something to tell thee."
Link blinked, then smirked to himself. 'Ha ha ha, I get to save the world again…' He thought. "…Er…what is it?"
"Link…." The voice said, "….And you too, Ganondorf. Heed my words….there is a plot to this story."
The two mortals gasped, and took a step back in fear, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH-MY-GOD!!" They shouted, "OH MY GOD! OH MY-"
"Okay, okay, that's enough!!" The voice snapped, then started to materialize it's form into the clouds. Both Ganon and Link watched in awe as the clouds formed into a beautiful feminine figure, in a brilliantly hidden Lion King spoof scene. (Or if we want to go back to the REAL roots: Kimba the White Lion. Disney copied Tezuka, and should just admit it!!)
"Are you…a….goddess?" Link asked.
"….The…the goddess of the sand! You must be her!" Ganondorf also said.
She only laughed, "No, no, not the sand goddess. I am known by all my children as Nayru. But-"
"…N…Naryu!!" Link stuttered, then wondered if he should bow or not.
She only looked irritated from his interruption. "But-"
"N….N-n-n-Nayru!!!" Link said, then did bow this time.
"Er….but in-"
"MISS NAYRU!"
"…dude, you're pissing her off." Ganondorf muttered.
"SILENCE, MORTALS!" Nayru finally screamed at them. When both of the humans started to breath again, she calmed down and continued, "But in truth, I am also…."
Both gazed at her in utmost curiosity, on their toes.
The clouds swirled again, and in a flash….Nayru now had a fluffy-cloudy-looking surround sound stereo system behind her. She smiled, "I am Freak-Dancing Nayru!" She paused to pull off a dazzling rendition of…oh, you know, some boy band dance, "Goddess of all that is DANCE!"
The two of them stared at her in utter disbelief. The only response they could muster was a deep, simultaneous, "….oh."
"YES! You're fear overcomes you, no?" she grinned as well as a cloud could grin, "But enough of that, I've come to you both for reasons besides…THE DANCE."
"….oh."
"Yes." Nayru cleared her throat a little, then continued, "I've come to give to thee both a quest."
"….Ja, say what?"
She blinked, then frowned, "I've got a job for you. Both of you. Together. The same job."
Both of them stared at her in alarm, "What?!' Ganondorf demanded, "But…but…impossible! You can't exactly expect us to work in a cooperative environment, can you?!
"Well, you shared your lunch with him, didn't you?" Nayru said with a little grin.
"Hey…he did!" Link said stupidly. He was ignored. Because he is stupid.
Ganondorf rolled his eyes, "That's because it was TACO KING. I mean, who would actually eat that crap?"
"WOAH!" Link took a step back from him, "I am offended!"
Ganon only smirked, "I'll say it once, and I'll say it again. WHO would actually eat that TACO KING CRAP?!"
Nayru giggled, and gleefully put her hands over her mouth.
"Eh? What's so funny?" Ganondorf sulkily demanded.
"It seems you've offended more than one person." She replied, and pointed behind him.
