Blue Tonic Water
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Luke, Han, Chewbacca, and Leia are sitting at the bar in the Mos Eisly cantina.
"Hey Han, do you dare me to pour the rest of my blue tonic water on Luke's head?" A tipsy Leia asked a very drunk Han.
"Knock yourself out baby." Han slurred and downed the rest of his drink Leia snuck up behind Luke, who was drinking chocolate milk through a bendy straw, her drink held above his head.
"Can I have more cho-" Luke started to ask the bartender but never finished because Leia's drink came down on his head.
"What the heck?" Luke sputtered, the tonic water dripping down his face. He then realized that his voice was higher.
"What's wrong with my voice?" Luke asked anyone who was listening. Chewie was growling something at Han, gesturing toward Luke.
"Luke's a girl?" Han asked. Chewie nodded.
"You didn't have to tell me, I already knew." Han told him, taking a drink out of a beer bottle.
"I'm a girl? That's why I feel so. . . normal." Luke said, staring off into space. "I'm finally what I was meant to be."
Leia then walks up to the bar holding three blue tonic waters. She sets two down and walks over to Han, holding one in her hand. She then dumps it on his head.
"What the hell did you do that for?" Han yelled, water dripping from his snout. Snout?
"Hey Han's a dog! I knew it all along." Luke said looking down at the brown, floppy-eared dog.
"Shut up Luke." Han growled.
"Call me Lukina now." Luke said, flipping his hair. Leia then picked up another tonic and dumped it on Chewie, who turned into a metal baseball bat.
"I don't even know what to say about that one." Han said, looking at the bat.
"My turn to change." Leia announced, picking up the last tonic and dumping it on herself, turning herself into a lizard woman. Just then Boba Fett walks into the cantina.
"Oh shit, Boba's here." Han said, hiding behind Leia's legs. Boba walks up to the bar and leans against it.
"I'm looking for Han Solo, have you seen him?" Boba asked the bartender coolly.
"He was here a minute ago, he must've left." The bartender told the bounty hunter. Luke. . . er Lukina looked over at Boba and got a dreamy look in her eyes.
"Your cute." Lukina said, getting off the barstool and sauntered over to Boba, who just glanced at her, then turned his attention back to the bartender.
"You have a nice shiny gun. Can I touch it?" Lukina asked, eyeing his blaster and scooted closer to him. Boba's eyes widened behind his helmet.
"No, you can't touch it." He said, putting his hand protectively over his blaster and scooted away from her.
"Come on, just this once?" Lukina pleaded, scooting over to him and putting her arm around his shoulders.
Boba shrugged her arm off. "I'll look for Han else where." He said quickly and walked out of the cantina really fast.
"Call me!" Lukina called after him. "He's such a dream boat." She sighed, batting her eyelashes.
"We got to get out of here, he may be back." Leia said in a reptilian voice, picking Chewie up off the floor.
"Alright, let's go." Han said, walking toward the door.
"Hey, what about paying for your drinks. You owe me for saving your hide." The bartender demanded.
"Put it our tabs." Han called over his shoulder as they walked out of the cantina.
Did you like it? I know it was a bit short. I'll try to make the other chapters longer.
Disclaimer: You all know it by now
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Luke, Han, Chewbacca, and Leia are sitting at the bar in the Mos Eisly cantina.
"Hey Han, do you dare me to pour the rest of my blue tonic water on Luke's head?" A tipsy Leia asked a very drunk Han.
"Knock yourself out baby." Han slurred and downed the rest of his drink Leia snuck up behind Luke, who was drinking chocolate milk through a bendy straw, her drink held above his head.
"Can I have more cho-" Luke started to ask the bartender but never finished because Leia's drink came down on his head.
"What the heck?" Luke sputtered, the tonic water dripping down his face. He then realized that his voice was higher.
"What's wrong with my voice?" Luke asked anyone who was listening. Chewie was growling something at Han, gesturing toward Luke.
"Luke's a girl?" Han asked. Chewie nodded.
"You didn't have to tell me, I already knew." Han told him, taking a drink out of a beer bottle.
"I'm a girl? That's why I feel so. . . normal." Luke said, staring off into space. "I'm finally what I was meant to be."
Leia then walks up to the bar holding three blue tonic waters. She sets two down and walks over to Han, holding one in her hand. She then dumps it on his head.
"What the hell did you do that for?" Han yelled, water dripping from his snout. Snout?
"Hey Han's a dog! I knew it all along." Luke said looking down at the brown, floppy-eared dog.
"Shut up Luke." Han growled.
"Call me Lukina now." Luke said, flipping his hair. Leia then picked up another tonic and dumped it on Chewie, who turned into a metal baseball bat.
"I don't even know what to say about that one." Han said, looking at the bat.
"My turn to change." Leia announced, picking up the last tonic and dumping it on herself, turning herself into a lizard woman. Just then Boba Fett walks into the cantina.
"Oh shit, Boba's here." Han said, hiding behind Leia's legs. Boba walks up to the bar and leans against it.
"I'm looking for Han Solo, have you seen him?" Boba asked the bartender coolly.
"He was here a minute ago, he must've left." The bartender told the bounty hunter. Luke. . . er Lukina looked over at Boba and got a dreamy look in her eyes.
"Your cute." Lukina said, getting off the barstool and sauntered over to Boba, who just glanced at her, then turned his attention back to the bartender.
"You have a nice shiny gun. Can I touch it?" Lukina asked, eyeing his blaster and scooted closer to him. Boba's eyes widened behind his helmet.
"No, you can't touch it." He said, putting his hand protectively over his blaster and scooted away from her.
"Come on, just this once?" Lukina pleaded, scooting over to him and putting her arm around his shoulders.
Boba shrugged her arm off. "I'll look for Han else where." He said quickly and walked out of the cantina really fast.
"Call me!" Lukina called after him. "He's such a dream boat." She sighed, batting her eyelashes.
"We got to get out of here, he may be back." Leia said in a reptilian voice, picking Chewie up off the floor.
"Alright, let's go." Han said, walking toward the door.
"Hey, what about paying for your drinks. You owe me for saving your hide." The bartender demanded.
"Put it our tabs." Han called over his shoulder as they walked out of the cantina.
Did you like it? I know it was a bit short. I'll try to make the other chapters longer.
