Blue Tonic Water
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They wake up in Jabba's Palace. Lukina is sitting by Jabba's throne, wearing a gold and purple bikini (you know, like Leia wore in ROTJ). Grah'sa was dressed in the same outfit, except it was silver and green, and she still had her head wrappings and gloves on. Leia had on a skimpy, black, leather outfit and Han was in a dog cage at the front of the palace. Chewie was nowhere to be seen.
"What happened?" Lukina asked groggily.
"Apparently we got hit in the head with something and got knocked out and ended up here, in Jabba's palace." She told Lukina.
"Oh, that explains everything." Lukina said. Then the band started playing a dance song.
"Dance." Jabba said in Huttese and pushed Lukina and Grah'sa out in the middle of the floor.
"I can't dance." Lukina whispered to Grah'sa.
"Me either." Grah'sa whispered back.
"Wait I know a dance we can do." Lukina said and walked over to the bandleader and whispered something at him.
"What did you tell him?" Grah'sa asked Lukina.
"You'll see. Hit it Maestro." Lukina said and the band started playing the Chicken song.
"I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I shake my butt." Lukina sang, doing all the dance moves.
"I am not doing that." Grah'sa said, crossing her arms across her chest.
"Come on, you know you want to." Lukina said, still dancing.
"Fine, I'll do it, but I won't like it." Grah'sa said and started doing the moves to the Chicken dance self-consciously.
"Everybody Chicken dance!" Leia yelled and joined in. Pretty soon, everyone was Chicken dancing, even Jabba. Then Boba Fett walks into the palace and we hear a record scratch and everyone turns toward him.
"Sugar monkey!" Lukina exclaimed and ran over to Boba.
"Sugar monkey?" Grah'sa said, sounding confused.
"I'll explain later." Leia whispered to her.
"Oh shit." Boba said and turned to run back out, but Lukina glomped onto him before he could get out.
"We meet again my beloved." Lukina said, hugging him tightly.
"Let go, you crazy girl." Boba hissed at her, trying to push her off.
"No, I'll never let go, NEVER!" Lukina said hugging her even tighter. Then she pulled off his helmet and kissed him on the lips and the whole palace gasped.
"Whoa, Boba looks like that?" Leia said, looking at him wide-eyed.
"She actually kissed Boba Fett?" Han said, looking really disgusted.
"Sugar monkey?" Grah'sa, still sounding confused.
"Now, you are under my spell, you can't help but love me and only me." Lukina said, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Get off." Boba said, pushing her off, picking up his helmet and jamming back on his head. He started to walk out of the palace, but Lukina attached herself to his waist.
"I told you, I'm not letting go and I mean it." She told him.
"GET OFF GET OFF!" Boba yelled jumping up and down, trying to get her off, but stopped when it wasn't working.
"Your cute when you're embarrassed and mad." Lukina said, grinning up at him.
"I am?" He said, calming down and looking down at her. She nodded.
"You really do love me!" Boba said, hugging her tightly.
"That's what I've been telling you all this time." Lukina said, hugging him back.
"Okay, this is going to be interesting." Leia said. "Sugar monkey?" Grah'sa said again.
"Okay, I'll tell you the story about Lukina and Boba." Leia told her and started telling the whole blue tonic water story.
"Oh, I get it now." Grah'sa said, nodding slowly when Leia finished her story.
"Okay now let's get out of here." Han whispered to Leia.
"Okay, let's go." She said and grabbed the cage and ran out of the palace with Grah'sa, Lukina, and Boba following behind them.
Disclaimer: You all know it by now
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They wake up in Jabba's Palace. Lukina is sitting by Jabba's throne, wearing a gold and purple bikini (you know, like Leia wore in ROTJ). Grah'sa was dressed in the same outfit, except it was silver and green, and she still had her head wrappings and gloves on. Leia had on a skimpy, black, leather outfit and Han was in a dog cage at the front of the palace. Chewie was nowhere to be seen.
"What happened?" Lukina asked groggily.
"Apparently we got hit in the head with something and got knocked out and ended up here, in Jabba's palace." She told Lukina.
"Oh, that explains everything." Lukina said. Then the band started playing a dance song.
"Dance." Jabba said in Huttese and pushed Lukina and Grah'sa out in the middle of the floor.
"I can't dance." Lukina whispered to Grah'sa.
"Me either." Grah'sa whispered back.
"Wait I know a dance we can do." Lukina said and walked over to the bandleader and whispered something at him.
"What did you tell him?" Grah'sa asked Lukina.
"You'll see. Hit it Maestro." Lukina said and the band started playing the Chicken song.
"I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I shake my butt." Lukina sang, doing all the dance moves.
"I am not doing that." Grah'sa said, crossing her arms across her chest.
"Come on, you know you want to." Lukina said, still dancing.
"Fine, I'll do it, but I won't like it." Grah'sa said and started doing the moves to the Chicken dance self-consciously.
"Everybody Chicken dance!" Leia yelled and joined in. Pretty soon, everyone was Chicken dancing, even Jabba. Then Boba Fett walks into the palace and we hear a record scratch and everyone turns toward him.
"Sugar monkey!" Lukina exclaimed and ran over to Boba.
"Sugar monkey?" Grah'sa said, sounding confused.
"I'll explain later." Leia whispered to her.
"Oh shit." Boba said and turned to run back out, but Lukina glomped onto him before he could get out.
"We meet again my beloved." Lukina said, hugging him tightly.
"Let go, you crazy girl." Boba hissed at her, trying to push her off.
"No, I'll never let go, NEVER!" Lukina said hugging her even tighter. Then she pulled off his helmet and kissed him on the lips and the whole palace gasped.
"Whoa, Boba looks like that?" Leia said, looking at him wide-eyed.
"She actually kissed Boba Fett?" Han said, looking really disgusted.
"Sugar monkey?" Grah'sa, still sounding confused.
"Now, you are under my spell, you can't help but love me and only me." Lukina said, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Get off." Boba said, pushing her off, picking up his helmet and jamming back on his head. He started to walk out of the palace, but Lukina attached herself to his waist.
"I told you, I'm not letting go and I mean it." She told him.
"GET OFF GET OFF!" Boba yelled jumping up and down, trying to get her off, but stopped when it wasn't working.
"Your cute when you're embarrassed and mad." Lukina said, grinning up at him.
"I am?" He said, calming down and looking down at her. She nodded.
"You really do love me!" Boba said, hugging her tightly.
"That's what I've been telling you all this time." Lukina said, hugging him back.
"Okay, this is going to be interesting." Leia said. "Sugar monkey?" Grah'sa said again.
"Okay, I'll tell you the story about Lukina and Boba." Leia told her and started telling the whole blue tonic water story.
"Oh, I get it now." Grah'sa said, nodding slowly when Leia finished her story.
"Okay now let's get out of here." Han whispered to Leia.
"Okay, let's go." She said and grabbed the cage and ran out of the palace with Grah'sa, Lukina, and Boba following behind them.
