Blue Tonic Water

Disclaimer: You all know it by now.

Author's note: Remember this story? It's been a while hasn't it. Oh, and thanks Seiko for the idea!

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The Blue Tonic water gang, with the addition of Grah'sa and Boba Fett, made it to the Millennium Falcon in the short time of eight hours. In that time Leia let Han out of the dog cage and Grah'sa was wearing a bright pink robe she stole from somebody.

"Geez, it took us long enough to get here." Han grumbled.

"It was because of the two lovebirds back there." Grah'sa said, pointing toward Lukina and Boba, who were making kissy faces at each other.

"That's just sick." Han mumbled, shaking his head.

"Come on, let's get on the ship before someone from Jabba's palace catches up with us." Leia said, running up to the Falcon and going up the ramp. Everyone else followed her.

"Alright Grah'sa, fly us out of here fast." Han said jumping into the co- pilot's chair since Chewie was missing and nowhere to be found.

"Okay, hang on because we are gone." She announced, pressing the ignition and taking off.

"See, I told you I knew how to fly ships." Grah'sa told Han as they floated through space.

"I never doubted you for a second." Han lied. Then, an explosion rocked the ship.

"Oh crap, Daddy sent his ships out to kill us!" Lukina yelled, looking out the front window at the three TIE fighters that were flying around them. "Protect me Honeydew!" She yelled, throwing herself behind Boba.

"Fly away, Grah'sa!" Han yelled.

"I can't, the Death Star got us caught in its tractor beam." Grah'sa told him.

"Oh great." Han said, rolling his eyes as the Falcon was pulled onto the Death Star.

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"You're a shit head." Han whispered to Grah'sa as they were led down the ramp by a group of storm troopers. Grah'sa then kicks Han hard in the ribs.

"Don't call me that again or I'll hack you up into little, bloody pieces and eat your corpse." Grah'sa growled at Han.

"Alright, I won't, just don't kick me anymore." Han said, limping from the pain in his ribs.

"Don't worry, beloved. Daddy's a really nice guy. You'll like him." Lukina told Boba as they were pulled off the ramp by another group of Storm troopers.

"Yeah, I'll bet." Boba whispered to himself.

"Ow, don't shove me, I can walk by myself." Leia hissed at a Storm trooper that pushed her down the ramp.

"Daddy!" Lukina yelled as she was led into the Control room. "I want you to meet my new boyfriend!"

"Luke? How come you're a girl?" Darth asked when he saw Lukina, who was dragging Boba behind her.

"I. . . got a sex change." Lukina told him, not wanting to get into the Tonic Water incident.

"I like your new look. You look more natural." Darth told her.

"Enough about me. I want to tell you that I got a boyfriend." She told him, dragging Boba out from behind her.

"HE'S your new boyfriend? At least he's better then the Jawa you brought home before." Darth told her.

"Well, do you like him? Huh, do you?" Lukina asked hopefully, hugging Boba's arm.

"Yes. But only because he has a cool helmet and you know how cool helmets are. Why do you think I wear one?" Darth asked.

"Because you have breathing problems." Boba answered him.

"Lies, all lies!" Darth yelled, foam starting to drip from his mouth.

"Okay, Daddy's wigging out, back away slowly." Lukina said, backing away. Boba following her movements until they were out of the room.

"Hey, Take care of Dad would you?" Lukina asked a passing Stormtrooper, who nodded and did as she asked. What was that all about?" Boba asked, completely lost.

"There's something you should know about Dad. Whenever you mention anything about his "Breathing Problem", he wigs out." Lukina told him.

"I'll make sure to remember that." Boba said, making a mental note as they walked back to where the Falcon was.

"And if you ever do that to my leg again, I'll give you the old snip and tuck!" Leia hissed angrily at Han as they climbed out of a vent in front of Boba and Lukina.

"Sorry, I can't control myself" Han apologized, climbing out.

"Well, it's a good thing he didn't do that to me or I would've done what Leia said she'd do right then and there." Grah'sa said, following Han out of the vent. Han just growled at her.

"Hey guys, guess what? Dad approved Boba as my boyfriend. Isn't that great?" Lukina announced to the rest of them.

"Let's all go out and party." Han said sarcastically.

"Great idea, where should we go?" Lukina asked.

"Don't. even. think. about. It." Han gritted out as they walked to the Falcon.

"Alright, do you think you can get us out of here this time?" Han asked Grah'sa as they snuck up the Falcon's ramp.

"Yes, but if you don't stop being a piss head, you'll find yourself floating home." Grah'sa told Han, sitting in the cockpit

"That's my line." Han mumbled to himself as she ignited the engines and flew off, without anyone noticing because they were all too busy trying to calm Darth down.

"What a great adventure. I liked it, what about you?" Lukina asked and everyone groaned as the Falcon blasted off into Hyperspace.

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Epilog: Lukina and Boba settled down on Tatooine and had three Trans-sexual Bounty Hunter kids, Chewie was found by Jawas and was sold to Tatooine's Little League, Han went back to his home world of Coreillia, and was adopted by a family called the Snipntucks, Leia, disappeared without a trace. The last place she was seen was on Coursent, walking in the lower levels.