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FanFic. Disclaimer: I do not own the style in which I wrote my disclaimer, but I do own this disclaimer. Hahahahah.
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As the scene opens, Mario is standing outside of the Elefino Courthouse, with police officers on both sides of him.
Officer 1: Go clean up the mess in the plaza. And NO SLACKING!!!!!
Officer 2: Yeah, NO F#%*ING SLACKING!!! (smacks nightstick in hand)
Mario: 0.0.
Mario runs as fast as he can towards the plaza. When he gets there, he sees that the plaza is covered entirely in the strange, goop-like,.stuff. Peach, Toadsworth, and a bunch of Toads are huddled together.
Mario: Holy Calzone!! (Dreamily) Mmm, Calzone.
Distant Voice: Hey, NO SLACKING!!! Do you want me to get out the hose!?
Mario runs towards the paint and sprays it with F.A.G. Little paint blobs start bubbling up out of the goop.
Paint Blobs: (singing in munchkin voices) "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild."
Mario: DIE!!!
He sprays the blobs, and they burst, letting out munchkin screams. Mario then sprays the central blob of goop, causing a Pirahna Plant to pop up.
Piranha Plant: (doing a Dirty Harry impersonation) I've got just one question for ya: Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Mario and the Piranha Plant start to battle. Meanwhile, Peach is walking along the beach, where she spots Karen from "Will & Grace" lounging on a lounge chair and sipping on a martini.
Peach: Oh my, you're on that show "Will & Grace" ^_^ ! You're lovely!
Karen: Thanks honey. You're not that bad looking yourself.
Peach: Really?
Karen: No, but that look on your face is priceless. Hahaha! Now hurry up and get me another martini!
Peach: You.you.mean woman!
Peach walks away and is walking along the Fruit Bazaar when Wario, whose face is covered with warts, pulls up in his Fatmobile. He jumps out in front of Peach.
Wario: Hey-a Peachy, how-sa 'bout you and me-a cruise around the island together, huh?
Peach: Woogie, you know there's a restraining order. You're not allowed to be within a radius of 5 miles from me!
Wario: My name's not-a Woogie, it's-a Wario!
Wario gets a demented look in his eye, then lunges for Peach. She tries to run away, but Wario grabs her ankle and causes her to fall. Wario jumps back up holding Peach's shoes in his arms.
Wario: Haha, they're finally mine!
He jumps in his car, then looks at Karen.
Wario: Hey sweet-cheeks, hop in.
Karen jumps into the passenger side of the Fatmobile, and she and Wario drive off, leaving Peach barefoot in the street. Meanwhile, Mario is still battling the Piranha Plant, who refuses to die. Suddenly, he hears Peach yelling in the distance.
Peach: MARIO!!!
Mario dodges an attack from the persistent Piranha Plant, then runs towards Peach.
Toadsworth: Master Mario, the Piranha Plant.
Mario ignores Toadsworth, as well as the two police officers chasing after him. Finally, he reaches Peach.
Mario: What's-a the matter?
Peach: Woogie stool my shoes again. Wahh!
Peach starts crying. A single teardrop hits the ground and slowly but determined it makes its way towards the Piranha Plant.
Piranha Plant: Oh sh.
The teardrop makes contact with the Piranha Plant, causing it to have a spasm and disappear. Suddenly, a slight tremor is felt all through Elefino Plaza.
Mario & Peach: What was that?
Suddenly, a statue pops up out of the center of the plaza. The statue is of a male PiƱata in very suggestive clothing.
Mario & Gang: 0.o
Toadsworth: Oooh, pretty.
On top of the statue is Jack from "Will & Grace". He is holding a mascara brush in his hand and is dressed in khaki overalls with a cashmere sweater, a silk chartreuse scarf, and a sailor's cap. Suddenly, he jumps off of the statue and starts running through the plaza.
Jack: Hot buns, comin' through!
He snatches Peach and starts carrying her over his shoulder as he continues to run through the plaza.
Peach: Mario, HELP!!!
Jack runs through the alley with Mario in hot pursuit. He stops by Toadsworth and whispers something in his ear. Toadsworth giggles and claps his hands, looking very much like a gitty schoolgirl.
Mario: Die imposter!!!
Mario sprays water at Jack.
Jack: What an interesting device.Ahh! My sweater! It's SHRINKING!!! Goodbye, cruel world!
Jack runs back to the statue and paints a J on the statue's base. He then jumps, and he is absorbed into the J. Mario runs to the statue. He jumps at the J and smacks into the statue.
Mario: Ouch-a.
F.A.G.: TRY SPRAYING WATER AT IT.
Mario: Okey-dokey.
Mario sprays water at the J, revealing an image of a peaceful town inside the J.
Mario: Ooh, pretty.
F.A.G.: JUMP.
Mario jumps into the J and is absorbed.
Mario: Okey-dokey!
The Screen goes blank.
What did you think? Please Review!
FanFic. Disclaimer: I do not own the style in which I wrote my disclaimer, but I do own this disclaimer. Hahahahah.
0.o
As the scene opens, Mario is standing outside of the Elefino Courthouse, with police officers on both sides of him.
Officer 1: Go clean up the mess in the plaza. And NO SLACKING!!!!!
Officer 2: Yeah, NO F#%*ING SLACKING!!! (smacks nightstick in hand)
Mario: 0.0.
Mario runs as fast as he can towards the plaza. When he gets there, he sees that the plaza is covered entirely in the strange, goop-like,.stuff. Peach, Toadsworth, and a bunch of Toads are huddled together.
Mario: Holy Calzone!! (Dreamily) Mmm, Calzone.
Distant Voice: Hey, NO SLACKING!!! Do you want me to get out the hose!?
Mario runs towards the paint and sprays it with F.A.G. Little paint blobs start bubbling up out of the goop.
Paint Blobs: (singing in munchkin voices) "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild."
Mario: DIE!!!
He sprays the blobs, and they burst, letting out munchkin screams. Mario then sprays the central blob of goop, causing a Pirahna Plant to pop up.
Piranha Plant: (doing a Dirty Harry impersonation) I've got just one question for ya: Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Mario and the Piranha Plant start to battle. Meanwhile, Peach is walking along the beach, where she spots Karen from "Will & Grace" lounging on a lounge chair and sipping on a martini.
Peach: Oh my, you're on that show "Will & Grace" ^_^ ! You're lovely!
Karen: Thanks honey. You're not that bad looking yourself.
Peach: Really?
Karen: No, but that look on your face is priceless. Hahaha! Now hurry up and get me another martini!
Peach: You.you.mean woman!
Peach walks away and is walking along the Fruit Bazaar when Wario, whose face is covered with warts, pulls up in his Fatmobile. He jumps out in front of Peach.
Wario: Hey-a Peachy, how-sa 'bout you and me-a cruise around the island together, huh?
Peach: Woogie, you know there's a restraining order. You're not allowed to be within a radius of 5 miles from me!
Wario: My name's not-a Woogie, it's-a Wario!
Wario gets a demented look in his eye, then lunges for Peach. She tries to run away, but Wario grabs her ankle and causes her to fall. Wario jumps back up holding Peach's shoes in his arms.
Wario: Haha, they're finally mine!
He jumps in his car, then looks at Karen.
Wario: Hey sweet-cheeks, hop in.
Karen jumps into the passenger side of the Fatmobile, and she and Wario drive off, leaving Peach barefoot in the street. Meanwhile, Mario is still battling the Piranha Plant, who refuses to die. Suddenly, he hears Peach yelling in the distance.
Peach: MARIO!!!
Mario dodges an attack from the persistent Piranha Plant, then runs towards Peach.
Toadsworth: Master Mario, the Piranha Plant.
Mario ignores Toadsworth, as well as the two police officers chasing after him. Finally, he reaches Peach.
Mario: What's-a the matter?
Peach: Woogie stool my shoes again. Wahh!
Peach starts crying. A single teardrop hits the ground and slowly but determined it makes its way towards the Piranha Plant.
Piranha Plant: Oh sh.
The teardrop makes contact with the Piranha Plant, causing it to have a spasm and disappear. Suddenly, a slight tremor is felt all through Elefino Plaza.
Mario & Peach: What was that?
Suddenly, a statue pops up out of the center of the plaza. The statue is of a male PiƱata in very suggestive clothing.
Mario & Gang: 0.o
Toadsworth: Oooh, pretty.
On top of the statue is Jack from "Will & Grace". He is holding a mascara brush in his hand and is dressed in khaki overalls with a cashmere sweater, a silk chartreuse scarf, and a sailor's cap. Suddenly, he jumps off of the statue and starts running through the plaza.
Jack: Hot buns, comin' through!
He snatches Peach and starts carrying her over his shoulder as he continues to run through the plaza.
Peach: Mario, HELP!!!
Jack runs through the alley with Mario in hot pursuit. He stops by Toadsworth and whispers something in his ear. Toadsworth giggles and claps his hands, looking very much like a gitty schoolgirl.
Mario: Die imposter!!!
Mario sprays water at Jack.
Jack: What an interesting device.Ahh! My sweater! It's SHRINKING!!! Goodbye, cruel world!
Jack runs back to the statue and paints a J on the statue's base. He then jumps, and he is absorbed into the J. Mario runs to the statue. He jumps at the J and smacks into the statue.
Mario: Ouch-a.
F.A.G.: TRY SPRAYING WATER AT IT.
Mario: Okey-dokey.
Mario sprays water at the J, revealing an image of a peaceful town inside the J.
Mario: Ooh, pretty.
F.A.G.: JUMP.
Mario jumps into the J and is absorbed.
Mario: Okey-dokey!
The Screen goes blank.
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