Hiya! Here's Ash's Hyper, Insane Pokemon Journey. R+R plz! And if you don't
like crazy, hyper, insane, weird or strange things, this fic's not for you!
Disclaimer-I don't own Pokemon...Blah, blah, blah...
Chapter One
Ash Ketchum is sleeping in his bed when his Pidgey alarm clock goes off at 6:00am(Eevee:Wow! I actually made him wake up on time!). He yawns and gets out of bed.
Ash-Yeah! Today I can finally start my Pokemon journey!
He changes into his stupid little trainer outfit and runs downstairs for breakfast.
Ash-Mom?! Mom?! I'm up!!!
No one comes down.
Ash-Oh well. She's probably still sleeping.
He grabs a piece of toast and runs out the door and up to Prof. Oak's lab. The yard is deserted except for...
Ash-Gary! What are you doing here? Gary-::in his snotty, annoying voice:: Oh, hi Ash. What do you think, loser? I'm getting my first Pokemon!
Gary opens the door and goes inside with Ash following.
Ash-Where do you think he is?
Gary-Probably just working on a project. Come on!
Ash and Gary walk around the lab. aimlessly not finding anything.
Gary-Well, that settles it. He's gotta be in the kitchen, there's no more rooms left!
They walk into the kitchen where they think they see Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum talking. They get a little closer when the realize they're making out.
Ash and Gary-O.O()
Ash-MOM!!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary-() GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum stop what they're doing and turn around.
Mrs. Ketchum-::sees Ash:: Oh, hi honey! We were just talking about you.
Ash-I saw what really happened Mom, and what about my Dad? You're married!
Prof. Oak-::scratching his head:: I am your father, Ash.
Ash-NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::looks at Gary:: That means we're...
Gary-RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash and Gary-NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Prof. Oak-Come on guys, It's not that bad. Here, take a Pokemon!
Ash and Gary each take a random Poke Ball from the nearby table. Gary runs out the door screaming profanities, when Prof. Oak hands Ash Dexter and 5 Poke Balls. Ash opens Dexter.
Dexter-Hello. I'm Dexter, you're Pokedex. SHIT! I'M STUCK WITH THIS MORON?!
Ash runs out the door crying, bringing Dexter and his Poke Balls with him.
Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum-And don't come back soon!
They go back to making out.
* * *
Ash runs through the nearby forest and stops.
Ash-Phew...I'm safe from the insanity!
He opens his Poke Ball and a Pikachu comes out of it holding a bottle of ketchup. It starts walking around like a drunk, hiccuping along the way.
Ash-Maybe not...WHEN WILL IT EVER END????!!!!!!!
That's Chapter 1! Was it crazy, insane, hyper, weird, or scary enough for ya? Hope so! Review plz!
Disclaimer-I don't own Pokemon...Blah, blah, blah...
Chapter One
Ash Ketchum is sleeping in his bed when his Pidgey alarm clock goes off at 6:00am(Eevee:Wow! I actually made him wake up on time!). He yawns and gets out of bed.
Ash-Yeah! Today I can finally start my Pokemon journey!
He changes into his stupid little trainer outfit and runs downstairs for breakfast.
Ash-Mom?! Mom?! I'm up!!!
No one comes down.
Ash-Oh well. She's probably still sleeping.
He grabs a piece of toast and runs out the door and up to Prof. Oak's lab. The yard is deserted except for...
Ash-Gary! What are you doing here? Gary-::in his snotty, annoying voice:: Oh, hi Ash. What do you think, loser? I'm getting my first Pokemon!
Gary opens the door and goes inside with Ash following.
Ash-Where do you think he is?
Gary-Probably just working on a project. Come on!
Ash and Gary walk around the lab. aimlessly not finding anything.
Gary-Well, that settles it. He's gotta be in the kitchen, there's no more rooms left!
They walk into the kitchen where they think they see Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum talking. They get a little closer when the realize they're making out.
Ash and Gary-O.O()
Ash-MOM!!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary-() GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum stop what they're doing and turn around.
Mrs. Ketchum-::sees Ash:: Oh, hi honey! We were just talking about you.
Ash-I saw what really happened Mom, and what about my Dad? You're married!
Prof. Oak-::scratching his head:: I am your father, Ash.
Ash-NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::looks at Gary:: That means we're...
Gary-RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash and Gary-NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Prof. Oak-Come on guys, It's not that bad. Here, take a Pokemon!
Ash and Gary each take a random Poke Ball from the nearby table. Gary runs out the door screaming profanities, when Prof. Oak hands Ash Dexter and 5 Poke Balls. Ash opens Dexter.
Dexter-Hello. I'm Dexter, you're Pokedex. SHIT! I'M STUCK WITH THIS MORON?!
Ash runs out the door crying, bringing Dexter and his Poke Balls with him.
Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum-And don't come back soon!
They go back to making out.
* * *
Ash runs through the nearby forest and stops.
Ash-Phew...I'm safe from the insanity!
He opens his Poke Ball and a Pikachu comes out of it holding a bottle of ketchup. It starts walking around like a drunk, hiccuping along the way.
Ash-Maybe not...WHEN WILL IT EVER END????!!!!!!!
That's Chapter 1! Was it crazy, insane, hyper, weird, or scary enough for ya? Hope so! Review plz!
