I'm baq! Didya miss me? Huh, didya? Well, I guess not...Oh well! You can't
keep me away, you can't! MWAHAHAHAHEHEHHIHIHIHIHOOO!!!!! Ok, here's Ch. 2
of Ash's Hyper Insane Pokemon Journey! ^_^
Disclaimer-::falls asleep:: zzzzzzzzzz........
Ash is walking through the forest with Pikachu not too far behind, walking around in circles, occasionally running into trees.
Ash-Why? WHY?! WHY???????!!!!!!!! WHY AM I STUCK IN SUCH AN INSANE WORLD???!!!!!(Eevee- Cuz I said so! ::evil snicker::)
He keeps walking on, shaking his head. Just ahead, Misty is fishing for water Pokemon. Ash sees her, and runs up to her with Pikachu following slowly.
Ash-Hey look! It's a Garados! I'm gonna catch it!
Misty-You moron! I'm not a Garados! I'm a person!
Ash-Wow! A talking Garados! It's gonna be mine!
He throws a Poke Ball at Misty's head, making a giant red mark appear on her face.
Misty-DAMN IT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!! IT TOLD YOU, I'M NOT A GARADOS, I'M A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mist's voice was so loud, everything around her shook.
Ash-::finally realizing the truth:: Oh...You're a human too? I gotcha!
Misty-Now he gets it...
Just then, a whole bunch of Spearow's fly out of a nearby tree, pissed at whatever had woken them up from their nap. They see Ash and Misty, and start flying after them.
They start running away from the Spearows, but Pikachu is nowhere in sight.
Ash-SHIT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!
Misty-Me? You're the one who pissed me off! A Garados, my foot!
Ash-Well you do look like one!
Misty-::glares at him::
They keep running, and running, and running until they realize that they forgot Pikachu.
Ash-Pikachu? Where are you?
Misty-I hope it didn't get attacked by the Spearows...
Ash looks behind him, and sees that the Spearow in the front of the pack is holding a ketchup bottle identical to Pikachu's in it's beak.
Ash-That's weird...
Misty-Hey look! Isn't that Pikachu?
She points to another Spearow, which is carrying something yellow and furry on it's back.
Ash-Yeah...It is!
Pikachu, out of it's drunken stage, jumps off the first Spearow and onto the one who's holding it's ketchup. It uses a thundershock so powerful, that it hits all of the Spearows. Pikachu quickly grabs the ketchup from the Spearow's beak, and jumps to the ground. The Spearows fly away in fear of being attacked again.
Ash-Yay! Pikachu, you did it!
Misty-You saved us!
Ash and Misty start dancing happily. Pikachu smiles and looks up into the sky. It sees a giant, beautiful bird flying by.
Pikachu-Pika! *translation* Look!
It points to the bird, catching Ash and Misty's attention.
Ash-Wow! A big birdy! I'm gonna catch it!
He takes out a Poke Ball and throws it into the air, missing the bird by a mile. The Poke Ball, thanks to gravity, falls back downward hitting Ash square on the head. He falls over unconscious.
Misty-::sighs:: Why do the cute ones always have to be so stupid?
Pikachu takes a gulp of ketchup from it's bottle, and starts walking around running into trees again.
Dat's it! End of Ch. 2! Good, bad? Review and tell me whatcha think!
Disclaimer-::falls asleep:: zzzzzzzzzz........
Ash is walking through the forest with Pikachu not too far behind, walking around in circles, occasionally running into trees.
Ash-Why? WHY?! WHY???????!!!!!!!! WHY AM I STUCK IN SUCH AN INSANE WORLD???!!!!!(Eevee- Cuz I said so! ::evil snicker::)
He keeps walking on, shaking his head. Just ahead, Misty is fishing for water Pokemon. Ash sees her, and runs up to her with Pikachu following slowly.
Ash-Hey look! It's a Garados! I'm gonna catch it!
Misty-You moron! I'm not a Garados! I'm a person!
Ash-Wow! A talking Garados! It's gonna be mine!
He throws a Poke Ball at Misty's head, making a giant red mark appear on her face.
Misty-DAMN IT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!! IT TOLD YOU, I'M NOT A GARADOS, I'M A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mist's voice was so loud, everything around her shook.
Ash-::finally realizing the truth:: Oh...You're a human too? I gotcha!
Misty-Now he gets it...
Just then, a whole bunch of Spearow's fly out of a nearby tree, pissed at whatever had woken them up from their nap. They see Ash and Misty, and start flying after them.
They start running away from the Spearows, but Pikachu is nowhere in sight.
Ash-SHIT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!
Misty-Me? You're the one who pissed me off! A Garados, my foot!
Ash-Well you do look like one!
Misty-::glares at him::
They keep running, and running, and running until they realize that they forgot Pikachu.
Ash-Pikachu? Where are you?
Misty-I hope it didn't get attacked by the Spearows...
Ash looks behind him, and sees that the Spearow in the front of the pack is holding a ketchup bottle identical to Pikachu's in it's beak.
Ash-That's weird...
Misty-Hey look! Isn't that Pikachu?
She points to another Spearow, which is carrying something yellow and furry on it's back.
Ash-Yeah...It is!
Pikachu, out of it's drunken stage, jumps off the first Spearow and onto the one who's holding it's ketchup. It uses a thundershock so powerful, that it hits all of the Spearows. Pikachu quickly grabs the ketchup from the Spearow's beak, and jumps to the ground. The Spearows fly away in fear of being attacked again.
Ash-Yay! Pikachu, you did it!
Misty-You saved us!
Ash and Misty start dancing happily. Pikachu smiles and looks up into the sky. It sees a giant, beautiful bird flying by.
Pikachu-Pika! *translation* Look!
It points to the bird, catching Ash and Misty's attention.
Ash-Wow! A big birdy! I'm gonna catch it!
He takes out a Poke Ball and throws it into the air, missing the bird by a mile. The Poke Ball, thanks to gravity, falls back downward hitting Ash square on the head. He falls over unconscious.
Misty-::sighs:: Why do the cute ones always have to be so stupid?
Pikachu takes a gulp of ketchup from it's bottle, and starts walking around running into trees again.
Dat's it! End of Ch. 2! Good, bad? Review and tell me whatcha think!
