Lord of the Rings: The Musical
by Mako-Shadows
Disclaimer- We still have to steal elektrickcity.
Act One: Scene Two- Concerning Hobbits
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Bilbo is sitting at his desk trying to write his epic book. "There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale; by Bilbo Baggins"
Bilbo then starts to sing, to help the idea's flow.
"He went to the Lonely Mountain.
On an adventure, that bothered him so.
He was impressive, young, and not aggressive.
Eating in a world not his own.
The warm Mirkwood breezes,
Dale wines and cheeses.
Put his frustration at bay.
And Summers and Winters
Scattered like splinters
And four or five months slipped away."
Bilbo chewed on the end of his feather as he pondered his next lines.
"Came back to the Shire, lived in Bag End
And adopted a Hobbit named Frodo.
Hobbits lived a good life, a Hobbit lass was a good wife.
And they all loved to play polo.
And all of the answers and all of the questions
He locked in his attic one day
'Cause he liked the quiet clean country living
And twenty more years slipped away."
Bilbo's concentration is broken as some small Hobbit children were playing Nicky, Nicky, Nine Doors.
"Frodo, someone at the door." Bilbo shouted.
"Hobbits smoke pipeweed, and brew a good ale.
And eat mushrooms on rye.
Hobbits are kindly and not a bit slimy.
And they sure love to sigh.
While the ale was aging, Bilbo was staging.
A disappearance of his own.
A party was coming, everyone was chumming.
Fun was setting the tone."
The naughty little Hobbits are still playing Nicky, Nicky, Nine Doors and breaking Bilbo's concentration.
"Frodo, the door." Bilbo yelled. "Sticklebacks where is that boy."
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AN- Forgive us if the syllables don't fit or some parts don't rhyme.
The Song is: He Went to Paris by Jimmy Buffet. or at least part of it.
Next part up: TOMORROW!
